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ACSC10 - My Fair Princess

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Lord Basse
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Version: The Conquerors 1.0c
Genre: Comedy, adventure, action.
Rating: PG (Pure Genius)*
Runtime: 23 minutes
Written & Directed by: Lord Basse

A beautiful princess is locked up in a far-away castle, and it's up to the Brave Knight In Shining Armour with as much personality as a piece of cardboard to save her. Does that premise sound familiar? I'm sure it does, it's the most classic and cliché fairytale imaginable.

This cinematic is that story. Except it's not. Five failed fairytale heroes set out to save the kidnapped princess, not so much out of care for the princess or a need for a noble quest, but because they want to become famous fairytale heroes. Only one will survive this perilous journey.

This is a comedy, like most of what I do, and it's both a parody of and an homage to classic fairytales with damsels in distress, valiant knights without fear, awe-inspiring castles and lands and fear-striking dragons. If you have enjoyed any of my other humorous scenarios (Gwyndlegard, Jones Blond, Marvin and Rob, The Big Knights etc), you will most likely enjoy this.

This is also my entry to Mashek's AoKH Cinematic Scenario Contest of 2010, my fourth entry to the contest since 2006!

* shamelessly stolen from BJ :P
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Eridani Hey look, it's Lord Basse. I could go and give this a straight 5 without even downloading it.
joshua4missions You forgot to mention in the credits that "No BeaverGoats were harmed in the making of this film."

All in all, LOL.
Lord Basse
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Almost correct. I did forget to add "A whole bunch of beaver goats were harmed during the production of this cinematic scenario, as we had to do fifteen takes of that leg-chopping scene". :P
sathcooperation Good example of humorous Cinematic Scenario. It grantee to not have a wink of seriousness.
Official Reviewer
*** This cinematic scenario received first place in the 'Age of Kings Heaven Cinematic Scenario Contest 2010' ***

Link to the ACSC10:,40177,0,10

[Edited on 02/07/11 @ 05:47 PM]

Heldaryon Come on woman get on my horse, my horse is amazing.

Lord Basse
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Thanks a lot for the review Possidon! :D
Yoga Ciptadi wow emma watson play in the movie harry potter 7
she join film my fair princess
alekshs Yes,the movie was fantastic(although i ate chips rather than pop corn!!!) I laughed the most at the scene where pigs are in favor of killing your heroes!
RladalFatih Secret information: Steven Spielberg asked rights to re-make "My Fair Princess" as a real movie. It was question of huge production of some millions of dollars, with an unbelievable casting... And Lord Basse refused. Why? Spielberg absolutely wanted to replace Emma Watson with Penelope Cruz.

But don't speak about this to anybody! It's a secret...

Expert in false rumors
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