Two nomadic friends, Hans and Paul, abandoned their royal city in England have come to live on this small island of Nordsland (pronounced Nords-laand.)
They met a Viking named Adolph who has huge stores of fruits, ice cream, fresh mineral water & smoked salmon near a pitiful 3 foot wide lake. Hans brought his donkey with him while Paul brought his new siege invention - the Flamethrower.
NOTE: I finally took a screenshot. Compressed 15 times to match the max size.