darkmaster: umm.... why are we resurected in Aom graphics?
robopaul88: that looks sooooo much cooler.
antartican: well, lets go rescue Zen and DSoD.
at the AokH capital....
thug2: ahhh!!
thug4: have mercy!!!
*gets beaten up by narrator*
narrator: oohhh! that feels good!
kevin: lets free zen!
*Nambrim cuts ropes, frees dsod*
*kevin cuts free Zen*
Zen: thank you for saving me, fair member!
kevin: no problem, since i saved you, can I be a seraph?
All mods: NO!!
everyone: *laugh*
Luke: lets all go get a drink, shall we?
narrator: suddenly....
CC: *iron bars narrator*
no really! Suddenly....
*zen gets a call on his watch*
Zen: put it on the main screen.
*GillB appears on main screen*
GillB: Zen, this is an emergency! This is GillB in the United Heavens (HG main) building. There has been an act of terror against Heaven Games......
And also, in the midst of a lost game.....
toolman89: Were those his plans? How cliche. Antarctican: Couldn't he have thought of something else, like stealing every last sticky note on the planet? Ghost of Caesar: Or sending an evil army of Aztec Paladins? Nabrimn: Neat! How do you do that? Meanwhile... Back in the frozen world of the game the militia just won... FL: Must... reach... Units... FL manages to put a tree on the map despite the looping freeze unit trigger. He then proceeds to the triggers section. FL: Must... create... trigger... He puts a task unit trigger on the tree. FL: Must... test... No... arm... too... short... Pauken (battered and bruised): I'M... HERE!... Pauken accidentally steps on the test button. The map loads and the game crashes. The world turns black... Pauken falls down... down... Pauken: Ahhhhhhhhhhh... My premiums will go way up for this... ************** But hanging off the edge of the desktop is FL. FL (pulling him (?) self up): MUHAHAHAHA! Fearless Leader jumps on the AoK icon twice to restart it. Narrator: What fiendish plan does FL have now? How did I find out about what happened to FL? Should I tell the splash splash militia? Will I? Find out next time... Now, what will happen? Tune in next time as the splash splash militia takes to arms and Zen declares war against Hell games! [This message has been edited by kevingamer _AcX_ (edited 04-15-2003 @ 08:52 PM).]
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Darkmaster: bbbuut...
Zen: quiet! *is helecoptered away*
*Zen walks in*
*Seraphs of different heavens bow thier heads in respect*
*takes seats at Meeting table (HG staff lounge)*
Zen: order! order! I call upon this emergency meeting to discuss what just happened! Who knows?
Angel Draco (AowH seraph) : Sire, there has been an act of terroisim against Rise of Nations Heaven.
Zen: Is this true?!?! Obsidian?
Obsidian (RonH seraph) :unfortuatly, yes.
Zen: What happened?
Phill Phree (AoeH seraph) :yes, we'd all like to know.
Obsidian: *sniffle* ....Unknown extremnists crashed a plane in Sneak Prieviw Beta forums..... more than 2000 forummers were killed, and SPB was totally destroyed.
Everyone: GASP!
Dire_wolf (dungeon siege heaven seraph) :what do we do, Zen.
ET FLAVIS (Cossacks heaven seraph) : Should we negotiate peace?
Angel AoErat (SwgbH seraph) :we should go to war, our games reflect that!
GillB (City Building Heaven main angel) :Empie Earth quitting the United Heavens is VERY suspicous, but let us not jusmp to conclusions!
Suddenly.......
Cherub Gaiseric: Zen, we got a sattilite message!
Zen: Play it!
*person appears on main screen*
person: Hello, Zen. My name is Devil Satanius, head of Hell Games. It was us who claim responsiblity to the act of terror observed today!
Everyone: *gasp*
Devil Satanius: United Hells funded Empire Earth Heaven in commiting this! so now i say to you. Come get us!
Angel Park: good thing I quit EE at the last moment.END TRANSMISSION
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