This church does not lie. I have finally found a place where I can feel accepted by the congregation.
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^^Truth
ax_man1
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Gordon HG Alumnus
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posted 09-11-05 05:40 PM
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Remote linking images makes baby Jesus cry.
MZ Squire
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posted 09-11-05 07:05 PM
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Made by yours truly.
Oh yeah, by the way.
___________Zero___________ I only wish I had wit.
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Chocolate Jesus Squire
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posted 09-11-05 07:27 PM
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What do you get when you gobble down sweets? Eating as much as an elephant eats? What are you at getting terribly fat? What do you think will come of that? "Actually, my foreskin was stuck at the point where the pink bulb starts, and they cut it free."-Stroke "Tonight, I pulled it back a bit too far and the opening of my foreskin is stuck beneath the head of my penis." -Pears
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What do you get when you gobble down sweets? Eating as much as an elephant eats? What are you at getting terribly fat? What do you think will come of that? "Actually, my foreskin was stuck at the point where the pink bulb starts, and they cut it free."-Stroke "Tonight, I pulled it back a bit too far and the opening of my foreskin is stuck beneath the head of my penis." -Pears
why the f*** do you have to make fun of church & God!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? what's so wrong about him!?!?!?!?!?!
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Evil Tailor Squire
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posted 09-13-05 01:34 PM
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Infidel, you didn't capitalise it, that makes a hundred years more in the purgatory!
"While I'm profaning I might as well do the whole f*cking thing." -- Christopher Hitchens http://soundcloud.com/adult-entertainment - Intriguing music! Made by me! (It's excellent!)
vlvas Squire
posted 09-13-05 01:45 PM
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Show mercy! Afterall he spelled "God" correctly Let it be 50 years. Let it be!
I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me
ax_man1 Squire
posted 09-13-05 01:58 PM
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why the f*** do you have to make fun of church & God!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? what's so wrong about him!?!?!?!?!?!
Everything.
Well, I rephrase that. There's nothing wrong with God, but everything's wrong with the Church.
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Scud Primus inter pares
posted 09-13-05 02:05 PM
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Puragotry is catholic :P I should know, i am one of them.
Purgatory was an invention of the Medieval Church to deepen its coffers. It doesn't exist.
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Chocolate Jesus Squire
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posted 09-13-05 09:20 PM
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why the f*** do you have to make fun of church & God!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? what's so wrong about him!?!?!?!?!?!
Thanks for totally acknowledging that there are religions other than Christianity in the world. Also, I make fun only of church. Do with God as you will, that's none of my business.
What do you get when you gobble down sweets? Eating as much as an elephant eats? What are you at getting terribly fat? What do you think will come of that? "Actually, my foreskin was stuck at the point where the pink bulb starts, and they cut it free."-Stroke "Tonight, I pulled it back a bit too far and the opening of my foreskin is stuck beneath the head of my penis." -Pears
Nog64 Squire
posted 09-13-05 09:34 PM
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Purgatory was an invention of the Medieval Church to deepen its coffers. It doesn't exist.
Point well taken. But back to the pictures: [GIF, (56.65 KB)]
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Nivida Von Baron Squire
posted 09-13-05 09:55 PM
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do any of you ever believe in him??? are any of you christians??? because christians rock!!!
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kevo Squire
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posted 09-13-05 10:01 PM
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Christians are n00b conformists.
Truth is not sought by believeing what others believe; truth is sought by clearing your mind, parting your soul, and coming in contact with the nature of the universe. That is enlightment.
...not by believing what other believe.
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rofl Squire
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posted 09-13-05 10:02 PM
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Why, it's... It's...
A religious me of the past! Zomg!
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four hundred babies Squire
(id: Lord_Fadawah)
posted 09-13-05 11:31 PM
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Truth is not sought by believeing what others believe; truth is sought by clearing your mind, parting your soul, and coming in contact with the nature of the universe. That is enlightment.
I can't speak for all Christians, but I'm certainly not believing in it because others believe in it.
do any of you ever believe in him??? are any of you christians??? because christians rock!!!
You know, it IS possible to end a sentence with only one punctuation mark. I used to be Christian, but I did something called "thinking for oneself," and became atheist. I can tell already that you listen to Green Day. I'm sorry.
What do you get when you gobble down sweets? Eating as much as an elephant eats? What are you at getting terribly fat? What do you think will come of that? "Actually, my foreskin was stuck at the point where the pink bulb starts, and they cut it free."-Stroke "Tonight, I pulled it back a bit too far and the opening of my foreskin is stuck beneath the head of my penis." -Pears
Alvays remember: any plan where hyu lose hyu hat iz a BAD PLAN.
OMGWTFBBQ
Evil Tailor Squire
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posted 09-14-05 09:54 AM
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I can't really make a difference between christians and everybody else... Most people are just stupid and religion can't do anything about it. However, I'm always willing to bring contrast whenever there's a one-sided view in a discussion, this applies to religion also. For some people christianity is suitable, for some, not. Sartre knew to say that each individual has his/her own meaning of life.
"While I'm profaning I might as well do the whole f*cking thing." -- Christopher Hitchens http://soundcloud.com/adult-entertainment - Intriguing music! Made by me! (It's excellent!)
ax_man1 Squire
posted 09-14-05 09:59 AM
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Christians are n00b conformists.
Truth is not sought by believeing what others believe; truth is sought by clearing your mind, parting your soul, and coming in contact with the nature of the universe. That is enlightment.
...not by believing what other believe.
That was beautiful, kevo. *tear*
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Magnum Pi Squire
posted 09-14-05 04:59 PM
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I can't speak for all Christians, but I'm certainly not believing in it because others believe in it.
Same here.
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Christians are n00b conformists.
Truth is not sought by believeing what others believe; truth is sought by clearing your mind, parting your soul, and coming in contact with the nature of the universe. That is enlightment.
That attack was uncalled for. And what you're saying sounds quite Buddhist to me.
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Sartre knew to say that each individual has his/her own meaning of life.
If by that you mean, "There really is no meaning to life and everyone has to make up there own ideas," then I disagree. If you meant "There is a meaning to life but because we can't know what it is, everyone is free to look for meaning that each person will probably think is different," then I do agree.
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This church does not lie. I have finally found a place where I can feel accepted by the congregation.