Yarr! So, it be "Talk like a Pirate" day tomarra, I been told, so we of the AoKH cove shall be talkin' like Blackbeard, pillagin' ye n00b havens like ye Ao3H cove un' ye HG port city. So sharpen ye cutlasses, load ye blunderbusses, un' come aboard ye goodship Splash Splash for a merry ol' time!
ax_man1
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Chocolate Jesus Squire
(id: trebuchet king)
posted 09-19-05 10:01 PM
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Yer yellow. I particularly favor the pickup lines, though I didn't get a chance to use them today. Arrr.... shouldv'e gone to the Gren Day concert today just to hit on some wenches.
Avast, me hat was the best hat in the school. 'Tis true, random bypassing land lubbers gave me comments. Arr, I'll upload a picture later. Arr.
What do you get when you gobble down sweets? Eating as much as an elephant eats? What are you at getting terribly fat? What do you think will come of that? "Actually, my foreskin was stuck at the point where the pink bulb starts, and they cut it free."-Stroke "Tonight, I pulled it back a bit too far and the opening of my foreskin is stuck beneath the head of my penis." -Pears
zyxomma100 Squire
posted 09-19-05 10:05 PM
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Can anyone tell me where I can download a copy of AoK?
zyxomma100- Age of Kings Heaven forumer Proudly thwarting Dark_Aro's evil plans since 2002 "There is nothing more sad than watching a teutonic knight chasing a petard."
kimmy Squire
posted 09-19-05 10:07 PM
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Since everyone else is acting weird and geeky... I'm lord nobunga's daughter, so I know stuff about teh japanese empire... AVAST YE
Raptor the Good Squire
posted 09-19-05 10:15 PM
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29 / 52
Go introduce yourself in Splash Splash. They'll be happy to see you, especially Pulkit.
What!? Ye swab, ye don't beleive I'm a JAPAN FREAK!? I'll slit yer throat!
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Chocolate Jesus Squire
(id: trebuchet king)
posted 09-19-05 10:32 PM
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What!? Ye swab, ye don't beleive I'm a JAPAN FREAK!? I'll slit yer throat!
If ye be speakin' of me, I not be speakin' of you. MZ is yellow.
Scurvy!
What do you get when you gobble down sweets? Eating as much as an elephant eats? What are you at getting terribly fat? What do you think will come of that? "Actually, my foreskin was stuck at the point where the pink bulb starts, and they cut it free."-Stroke "Tonight, I pulled it back a bit too far and the opening of my foreskin is stuck beneath the head of my penis." -Pears
zyxomma100 Squire
posted 09-19-05 11:51 PM
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Haha! I just copied tons of computer games, as well as music CDs, and sold them all for profit!
zyxomma100- Age of Kings Heaven forumer Proudly thwarting Dark_Aro's evil plans since 2002 "There is nothing more sad than watching a teutonic knight chasing a petard."
ax_man1 Squire
posted 09-20-05 00:15 AM
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Yer bein' no pirate, zyx ye False. Yer be a thief, un' a swindel-er, not a pirate. Ye be walkin ye ol' plank at midnight!
ax_man1
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Chocolate Jesus Squire
(id: trebuchet king)
posted 09-20-05 00:24 AM
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34 / 52
Avast! Bind his arms and legs smartly. Then fetch us some wenches to celebrate.
What do you get when you gobble down sweets? Eating as much as an elephant eats? What are you at getting terribly fat? What do you think will come of that? "Actually, my foreskin was stuck at the point where the pink bulb starts, and they cut it free."-Stroke "Tonight, I pulled it back a bit too far and the opening of my foreskin is stuck beneath the head of my penis." -Pears
HeroPatrick Banned
posted 09-20-05 00:53 AM
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Quoted from zyx:
Can anyone tell me where I can download a copy of AoK?
Harharhar! That be a good joke, laddie!
I hope you're not being serious, though.
We'd hate to lose you.
ax_man1 Squire
posted 09-20-05 01:20 AM
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Yarr! Pirate Day be over, maties. It's bein' time we hang up our cutlasses un' blunderbusses un' put ye Splash Splash into safekeeping, lest ye patrolling Mod-frigates be discov'rin' us. But we'll be pullin' a fast 'ne on 'em, laddies! 'e'll dress in thar comm'ner's garb un' walk ye streets with 'em and they'll be bein' none ye smart'r!
Booty is bein' up fer free grabs, providin' ye get yerself off ye ship with all ye be carryin'!
ax_man1
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rofl Squire
(id: SonicShadow)
posted 09-20-05 07:55 AM
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I've taken it all, except that golden urn with Ax's foot's ashes.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Pulkit Squire
posted 09-20-05 08:16 AM
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What surprises me is that no one mentioned Keira at all in this thread.
WHAT SHALL WE DO WITH THE DRUNKEN SAILOR, WHAT SHALL WE DO WITH THE DRUNKEN SAILOR, WHAT SHALL WE DO WITH THE DRUNKEN SAILOR EARLY AYE IN THE MOOOORNIIING!!
Pulkit, that's because Keira is a normal, ordinary, regular the-girl-nextdoor.
"Especially awe-inspiring is the fact that any single brain is made up of atoms that were forged in the hearts of countless stars billions of years ago... These atoms now form a conglomerate – your brain – that can not only ponder the very stars that gave it birth but can also think about its own ability to think and wonder about its own ability to wonder. With the arrival of humans…the universe has suddenly become conscious of itself. This, truly, is the greatest mystery of all." - Rama
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Aro AoKH Dictator
posted 09-20-05 08:50 AM
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Avast! What be of that blasted seadog, Ako?
I bez bannin' yer mother, LoLz.
Seriously, though, there's a talk-like-pirates day?
» Your attractive master. »"Because I before E is a LIE!!!"
Evil Tailor Squire
(id: Other White Meat)
posted 09-20-05 09:44 AM
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Seriously, though, there's a talk-like-pirates day?
"While I'm profaning I might as well do the whole f*cking thing." -- Christopher Hitchens http://soundcloud.com/adult-entertainment - Intriguing music! Made by me! (It's excellent!)
MW Squire
(id: Medieval Warfare)
posted 09-20-05 04:28 PM
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42 / 52
Silly Ako. How can you ban an older figure, who can kick your arse?
Arr... Ax 1 you fool, yer thread has opened a door ye can't close, now all us lonely scalywags can't stop talking like pirates. Arr I'll be go'en to play that cid the pirate champain... P-)
Only the good guys win... Not because they nice but because they get to write it down in the books.
That'd be a cool eyepatch smiley, if the dude wasn't missing one eye.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Chocolate Jesus Squire
(id: trebuchet king)
posted 09-21-05 01:07 AM
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Avast.
Quote:
This is sad, but it's not even the worst holiday I've ever heard of.
Swab the poop deck, miscreant!
What do you get when you gobble down sweets? Eating as much as an elephant eats? What are you at getting terribly fat? What do you think will come of that? "Actually, my foreskin was stuck at the point where the pink bulb starts, and they cut it free."-Stroke "Tonight, I pulled it back a bit too far and the opening of my foreskin is stuck beneath the head of my penis." -Pears
Evil Tailor Squire
(id: Other White Meat)
posted 09-21-05 10:09 AM
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This is sad, but it's not even the worst holiday I've ever heard of.
For mutineers, there be always the choice to go swimming. With the anchor! Arrr
"While I'm profaning I might as well do the whole f*cking thing." -- Christopher Hitchens http://soundcloud.com/adult-entertainment - Intriguing music! Made by me! (It's excellent!)
four hundred babies Squire
(id: Lord_Fadawah)
posted 09-22-05 11:02 PM
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Avast, me buckoes. A bit o' water has passed unner the keel since I last posted 'round these coves! Pass the seaweed grog, yer freebootin' villains!
lmao ... *and brushing the parrot excrement offa me shoulder*
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Icy Sting Squire
posted 09-25-05 05:43 PM
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Arr. T'was a good pirate day indeed. And here's a bit of pirate philosophy from the great pirate Icy Sting himself: I ARRRR what I ARRRRR! AAARRRRRR!
Btw, I'm still suffering from post TLAP day spontaneous "arrr" syndrome.
Mmmmm... Pie.
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Chocolate Jesus Squire
(id: trebuchet king)
posted 09-25-05 08:22 PM
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51 / 52
Avast.
What do you get when you gobble down sweets? Eating as much as an elephant eats? What are you at getting terribly fat? What do you think will come of that? "Actually, my foreskin was stuck at the point where the pink bulb starts, and they cut it free."-Stroke "Tonight, I pulled it back a bit too far and the opening of my foreskin is stuck beneath the head of my penis." -Pears
samari_tycoon Squire
posted 09-30-05 08:10 PM
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52 / 52
Arr...
Only the good guys win... Not because they nice but because they get to write it down in the books.