I just want to say that everyone here is gay and you should leave.
I also want to say that I am the man and I am not included in the formentioned everyone. But considering how sexy I am I would make a good gay.
I also would like to take this time to cite shakespeare:
All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players:
They have their exits and their entrances;
And one man in his time plays many parts,
His acts being seven ages. At first the infant,
Mewling and puking in the nurse's arms.
And then the whining school-boy, with his satchel
And shining morning face, creeping like snail
Unwillingly to school. And then the lover,
Sighing like furnace, with a woeful ballad
Made to his mistress' eyebrow. Then a soldier,
Full of strange oaths and bearded like the pard,
Jealous in honour, sudden and quick in quarrel,
Seeking the bubble reputation
Even in the cannon's mouth. And then the justice,
In fair round belly with good capon lined,
With eyes severe and beard of formal cut,
Full of wise saws and modern instances;
And so he plays his part. The sixth age shifts
Into the lean and slipper'd pantaloon,
With spectacles on nose and pouch on side,
His youthful hose, well saved, a world too wide
For his shrunk shank; and his big manly voice,
Turning again toward childish treble, pipes
And whistles in his sound. Last scene of all,
That ends this strange eventful history,
Is second childishness and mere oblivion,
Sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans everything.
And I would like to say I hope nobody takes offense to being called gay. I don't hate you or anything, I just think you are gay.
*I am not serious when I call everyone gay. Just thought I should add that in case somebody decides to become a badass and start flaming me. Well, if someone does start flaming me they must be gay!! Get it? Get it? hahaha!
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both."
-Benjamin Franklin[This message has been edited by Jeffrey (edited 09-29-2005 @ 09:45 PM).]