Aha! Paul, It's you! I've been wanting to see what you look like for an absurdly long time!
For Years... Nay... For DECADES it has been the only thing in my mind, tearing at my psychological well-being. Many a time I had gone into a nervous breakdown, a fit of sobbing and screaming... I killed my pet rock... I spent 5 months in a mental clinic, another 18 in therapy, but during all this time, the mystery of your visage was all that I could think of.
And now... Now... I acheive the ultimate victory...
*Cries*
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