Topic Subject:Santa Claus:Toy giving fat man, or GOVERNMENT SPI!!!!!
Ultima_Shadow_K9 Squire
posted 12-06-06 11:59 PM CT (US)
As most of you DONT know Santa is hiding under the whole entier, "i give presents to random good kids", I mean, come on we can all see it! SANTA IS A GOVERNMENT SPI, THAT IS WHY HE KNOWS WHERE YOU ARE ALL OF THE TIME!!!!You see, now it all makes sence!
Anybody else know some cool Government conspricies???
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Surge Squire
(id: Lt_Surge99)
posted 12-07-06 09:40 AM
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You are sent by the government of Chile to make our peaceful forumming life a hell, with all these new threads, and consequently you'll lead us to a rampage and a red revolution.
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Scud Primus inter pares
posted 12-07-06 11:15 AM
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mean, come on we can all see it! SANTA IS A GOVERNMENT SPI, THAT IS WHY HE KNOWS WHERE YOU ARE ALL OF THE TIME!!!!You see, now it all makes sence!
You only just learnt that? Blimey, thats old news, haven't you read all those pages on the internet, this was like common knowledge since 1993.
[This message has been edited by Scud (edited 12-07-2006 @ 11:24 AM).]
Evil Tailor Squire
(id: Other White Meat)
posted 12-07-06 11:35 AM
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I think we should celebrate Christmas like the Romans celebrated Saturnalia (that's where it's from anyways); by a two-week orgy.
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Styrophome Squire
posted 12-07-06 11:37 AM
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This thread is smurf-TASTIC!
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Darkjedilarry Squire
posted 12-07-06 03:22 PM
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You are sent by the government of Chile to make our peaceful forumming life a hell, with all these new threads, and consequently you'll lead us to a rampage and a red revolution.
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kevo Squire
(id: kevingamer prime)
posted 12-07-06 07:15 PM
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gg spelling Spy wrong.
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