So this theard is about posting Jokes and Dumb Quotes or really anything that can make you laugh.
Ill put up my own when I think of some. Any that get alot of comments ill put on the
"You are all DOOMED!" - Person 1
"That guy is a cliche!" - Person 2
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A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?''
"No," the farmer said.
The second beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?''
"No."
The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer. ''Hello, my name is Chuck.''
The farmer shot Chuck.
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Sartre is sitting in a café. The waitress comes up and asks what he's going to have. He replies, 'A coffee without cream.' The waitress goes and returns after a while and says, 'I'm sorry, we're out of cream. Would you like your coffee without milk?'
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The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are
the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give
them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has
to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest.
They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of
extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest,
killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no
apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten
bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!'
one new account off the production line
[This message has been edited by RS Greo0 (edited 03-06-2008 @ 01:29 AM).]