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Scud
Primus inter pares
posted 02-22-08 10:39 AM CT (US)         
Splash Splash XXXV: The Neo-Socialist-Arocratic Republic.




All Praise to the Benevolent Dreadfully Tempestuous Dictator and Il Duce of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism: Aro


Welcome one and all, dear sons and daughters of the mighty Arocratic Republic, we are gathered here in the grand plaza dedicated to our leader for an important announcement that will shape the future of our glorious state that embodies the virtues of collective-reasonability and responsibility, the pillars of freedom (but freedom that is restricted for the perpetual glory and sovereignty of the realm and fiefdom of the glorious Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republic )!

To all those dissenters and those of who dreams of disillusion and utter the counter-productive words that the grand state of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism that is the sovereign entity which is Splash Splash – you will be cut down and branded enemies of the state.

Dear sons and daughters of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism – gone are the days of tyranny as we are now all equal in the sovereign entity, which is Splash Splash! Those who dared to encroach on our past freedoms will be no more, together we shall work to reunite the sovereign entity, which is Splash Splash, to it’s former glory.

Of course, as we are all equal we have collective responsibility to work together to broaden the horizons and follow the traditions of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism; dissenters, past rulers of tyranny, those who dare bring new customs that impeach unto the ways of Neo-Socialist-Arocratcic-Republicism will be dealt with and sent to the “State Rehabilitation Centre” – founded by hero of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism, bleedteal.

We are all comrade, loyal and equal to each other - yet with lend this service and loyalty to the founder of the Arocratic Pary and is the man, whom may rules with an iron fist - but covering that is a velvet glove which he wears for his people; may the enemies of Neo-Socialist-Arocratcic-Republicism feel the iron hand of our Benevolent Dictator: Aro!

Glorious legislation that is the sovereign entity, which is Splash Splash which embodies Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism:
  • Speak not of dissent
  • Speak not of decline
  • Wear nothing but rose-tinted spectacles when speaking of the past
  • Speak not of new ideas that threaten Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism
  • Treat the sovereign entity, which is Splash Splash, as the way it was used for.

    Landmarks noting the length of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism:
    1: Property of the Party
    500: Property of the Party
    1000: Property of the Party
    1500:
    2000:
    2500:

    Comrades of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism:

    All belong to the party.
    You do not find the party, the party finds you!


    State funded Literature and Heritage Preservation Society
    Dear brothers and daughter of the grand leader Aro; as we stand in our great nation we must provide that a record of it stands for the length of time through the telling of tales and making lore and legend! Of course, the loving state has taken it upon itself to provide an epic lore, unlike in days of old – this will be a screenplay, not a poem.

    Writers interested in collaborating and adding their part to this glorious tale, sign up, and do it for the Aroland!

    Those Interested:
    Oliver
    Aro
    Scud

    State Rehabilitation Centre
    Lord Basse: For crimes that shows he is one of the bourgeoisie and he was one of the men who believed in a hierarchical structure of Splash Splash. May be released if shows further solidarity to the cause and he will be granted freedom as his crimes will be forgiven.

    Epic Commander: Dissenter to the traditions of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicis and spreading lies about Comrade Oliver. May be fully realised if he embraces the true path. Post 141 shows his dissent, let the collective responsability of the comrades enforce justice.

    Warlord002: Lord?! As a self-proclaimed member of the bourgeoisie he must suffer.

    Turty: Speaks of dissent, he will remain here until he is active for the cause of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism - but insulting the greatness of Splash Splash will mean he will remain here for a long time


    Institution of Criminal Punishment
    Under Construction: Hurry comrades, work for the good of our state so we see dissenters face the justice and punishment they deserve

    [This message has been edited by Scud (edited 05-07-2008 @ 10:31 AM).]

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    DunC
    Squire
    (id: Evil_Cheese44221)
    posted 02-22-08 10:47 AM CT (US)     1 / 2501       
    All hail the mighty scud!
    Well blow the topic why don't I

    "It is my Duty. My Duty, as a complete, and utter bastard."~Arnold Judas Rimmer
    "The real revolution starts with learning. If you're not angry, then you're not paying attention" - Tim McIlath
    "We're All The PirateBay"
    ~~~~Evil_Cheese44221~~~~

    [This message has been edited by DunC (edited 02-22-2008 @ 10:47 AM).]

    KayanZ
    Squire
    (id: ZayanK)
    posted 02-22-08 11:15 AM CT (US)     2 / 2501       
    +1

    EDIT: Sign me up, comrade

    [This message has been edited by ZayanK (edited 02-22-2008 @ 11:16 AM).]

    Emperor Alexander
    Squire
    (id: Alex Coles)
    posted 02-22-08 11:19 AM CT (US)     3 / 2501       
    All hail Scud, and The Neo-Socialist-Sovereign-Arocratic-Republic! Just curious, does this form of government have a large Arostocracy ?

    "...there's a difference between offering constructive criticism and going out of your way to be a dick." - Aro
    Scud
    Primus inter pares
    posted 02-22-08 11:19 AM CT (US)     4 / 2501       
    All those who even enter the The Neo-Socialist-Sovereign-Arocratic Republic will be branded as a comrade as will be expected to maintain the glorious order and soceity of the sovereign entity, which is Splash Splash.

    Notice, for the first few pages were talk and acting of the current theme slowly dies down as people start to realise this is yet another Splash Splash, just in a new set of clothes.

    ¬_¬ Scuddles: Rhymes with huggles© ¬_¬
    "Scud: the man who could even make God feel foolish." - A Banned User
    "Anyway, Scud's not mean, it's not in his nature...he is a bit eccentric though!" - Anastasia
    John Mendl
    Squire
    posted 02-22-08 11:23 AM CT (US)     5 / 2501       
    morgoth bauglir
    Squire
    posted 02-22-08 11:30 AM CT (US)     6 / 2501       
    Did anyone actually read that topic post?

    Plus this thread needs more mudkipz.

    Request to change State Rehabilitation Centre into GULAG.

    Morgoth Bauglir/Quaazi - BORINGMETAL HEADTWAT
    Huidin's Belief - The Siege (4.4) - 2475 - Birth Of The Uruk-Hai (4.1) (Best Sound of 2008)
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    DunC
    Squire
    (id: Evil_Cheese44221)
    posted 02-22-08 11:33 AM CT (US)     7 / 2501       
    The last thing this thread needs is mudkips.
    Do we not have some form of execution?

    "It is my Duty. My Duty, as a complete, and utter bastard."~Arnold Judas Rimmer
    "The real revolution starts with learning. If you're not angry, then you're not paying attention" - Tim McIlath
    "We're All The PirateBay"
    ~~~~Evil_Cheese44221~~~~

    morgoth bauglir
    Squire
    posted 02-22-08 11:36 AM CT (US)     8 / 2501       


    Pwns Stalin.

    Anyway, to join this thing, do I have to be a left-winger? Cuz I don't wanna.

    Morgoth Bauglir/Quaazi - BORINGMETAL HEADTWAT
    Huidin's Belief - The Siege (4.4) - 2475 - Birth Of The Uruk-Hai (4.1) (Best Sound of 2008)
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    Scud
    Primus inter pares
    posted 02-22-08 11:36 AM CT (US)     9 / 2501       
    Plus this thread needs more mudkipz.
    Seaking is better than mudkipz.

    ¬_¬ Scuddles: Rhymes with huggles© ¬_¬
    "Scud: the man who could even make God feel foolish." - A Banned User
    "Anyway, Scud's not mean, it's not in his nature...he is a bit eccentric though!" - Anastasia
    viperiv
    Squire
    (id: EpIc CoMmandeR)
    posted 02-22-08 11:37 AM CT (US)     10 / 2501       
    Nice theme
    Epic Commander: Dissenter to the traditions of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicis. May be fully realised if he embraces the true path.
    Pics or it never happened!

    [This message has been edited by Epic Commander (edited 02-22-2008 @ 11:40 AM).]

    morgoth bauglir
    Squire
    posted 02-22-08 11:40 AM CT (US)     11 / 2501       
    Anyway, I refuse to be a socialist. Might I be escorted to GULAG?

    Morgoth Bauglir/Quaazi - BORINGMETAL HEADTWAT
    Huidin's Belief - The Siege (4.4) - 2475 - Birth Of The Uruk-Hai (4.1) (Best Sound of 2008)
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    KayanZ
    Squire
    (id: ZayanK)
    posted 02-22-08 11:41 AM CT (US)     12 / 2501       
    Why would such a regime need pics?



    There you go, Quaazi.
    Scud
    Primus inter pares
    posted 02-22-08 11:43 AM CT (US)     13 / 2501       
    This isn't socalism, this is Neo-Socialist-Sovereign-Arocratic-Republicism, all those who onced followed the light that Splash Splash gave to us, it gives us hope and joy like in the days of old - whoever felt that is a follower.

    And I know you are Morgoth, we go back to this time of glory. *Wear nothing but rose-tinted spectacles when speaking of the past* - before we think I am just worshiping the past

    ¬_¬ Scuddles: Rhymes with huggles© ¬_¬
    "Scud: the man who could even make God feel foolish." - A Banned User
    "Anyway, Scud's not mean, it's not in his nature...he is a bit eccentric though!" - Anastasia
    KayanZ
    Squire
    (id: ZayanK)
    posted 02-22-08 11:43 AM CT (US)     14 / 2501       
    You are required to willingly sign a confession as well.
    morgoth bauglir
    Squire
    posted 02-22-08 11:43 AM CT (US)     15 / 2501       
    Oooo, I can't wait the insane rambling of Aro when that thing hears of this! It's a commie by colour!

    Morgoth Bauglir/Quaazi - BORINGMETAL HEADTWAT
    Huidin's Belief - The Siege (4.4) - 2475 - Birth Of The Uruk-Hai (4.1) (Best Sound of 2008)
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    morgoth bauglir
    Squire
    posted 02-22-08 11:47 AM CT (US)     16 / 2501       
    This isn't socalism, this is Neo-Socialist-Sovereign-Arocratic-Republicism, all those who onced followed the light that Splash Splash gave to us, it gives us hope and joy like in the days of old - whoever felt that is a follower.
    I still don't like being called comrade. That's so gh3y.

    Morgoth Bauglir/Quaazi - BORINGMETAL HEADTWAT
    Huidin's Belief - The Siege (4.4) - 2475 - Birth Of The Uruk-Hai (4.1) (Best Sound of 2008)
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    Scud
    Primus inter pares
    posted 02-22-08 11:52 AM CT (US)     17 / 2501       
    I still don't like being called comrade. That's so gh3y
    Gayer than "Ohhhh hello Sailor Morgoth" then?

    ¬_¬ Scuddles: Rhymes with huggles© ¬_¬
    "Scud: the man who could even make God feel foolish." - A Banned User
    "Anyway, Scud's not mean, it's not in his nature...he is a bit eccentric though!" - Anastasia
    morgoth bauglir
    Squire
    posted 02-22-08 11:53 AM CT (US)     18 / 2501       
    Well, that's more like it. But still weird.

    *meow*

    Morgoth Bauglir/Quaazi - BORINGMETAL HEADTWAT
    Huidin's Belief - The Siege (4.4) - 2475 - Birth Of The Uruk-Hai (4.1) (Best Sound of 2008)
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    KayanZ
    Squire
    (id: ZayanK)
    posted 02-22-08 11:54 AM CT (US)     19 / 2501       
    I believe this comrade's insolence has gone too far. Time for some rehab.
    morgoth bauglir
    Squire
    posted 02-22-08 11:56 AM CT (US)     20 / 2501       
    Hey, it ain't my fault you're all commies. Where's Colo when you need him?

    Morgoth Bauglir/Quaazi - BORINGMETAL HEADTWAT
    Huidin's Belief - The Siege (4.4) - 2475 - Birth Of The Uruk-Hai (4.1) (Best Sound of 2008)
    Signature currently under construction. If you want to help out and provide me with the resources needed, download from the above links.
    Scud
    Primus inter pares
    posted 02-22-08 11:56 AM CT (US)     21 / 2501       
    So, Mogroth - you say that I always call you by that, and also as you like it so much, I will now always call you "Sailor Morgoth".

    This trend will not cease as long as I am able to type, unless at at times serious matters are needed.

    Anyway, I am actually right wing - but this is just more funny than a quasi-right-wing-humour-dictator-themed SS.

    ¬_¬ Scuddles: Rhymes with huggles© ¬_¬
    "Scud: the man who could even make God feel foolish." - A Banned User
    "Anyway, Scud's not mean, it's not in his nature...he is a bit eccentric though!" - Anastasia

    [This message has been edited by Scud (edited 02-22-2008 @ 11:57 AM).]

    KayanZ
    Squire
    (id: ZayanK)
    posted 02-22-08 11:58 AM CT (US)     22 / 2501       
    morgoth bauglir
    Squire
    posted 02-22-08 11:58 AM CT (US)     23 / 2501       
    Kinky. I'd rather be called Almighty Ruler Of All Things Wicked And Vile, Grand Master Of Angband, Knight Of Estonia Sir Morgoth Bauglir The Victorious. But Sailor will do.

    Morgoth Bauglir/Quaazi - BORINGMETAL HEADTWAT
    Huidin's Belief - The Siege (4.4) - 2475 - Birth Of The Uruk-Hai (4.1) (Best Sound of 2008)
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    Scud
    Primus inter pares
    posted 02-22-08 12:00 PM CT (US)     24 / 2501       
    ZayanK, that was the banner I meant to put up - but it was rather big so I was about to resize it....but seeing as you have done the work for me...

    ¬_¬ Scuddles: Rhymes with huggles© ¬_¬
    "Scud: the man who could even make God feel foolish." - A Banned User
    "Anyway, Scud's not mean, it's not in his nature...he is a bit eccentric though!" - Anastasia
    KayanZ
    Squire
    (id: ZayanK)
    posted 02-22-08 12:01 PM CT (US)     25 / 2501       
    You lazy... I mean, comrade, do as you wish.

    Funny enough, I had this idea for a SS based on that banner. Odd...

    [This message has been edited by ZayanK (edited 02-22-2008 @ 12:03 PM).]

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