We were discussing Neopets in that other thread, and a thought occurred to me. It is well known that the site has strict policies on profanity and sexual obscenity. But just how strict are those policies?
As a joke, I have created a throwaway account at Neopets. AoKH_LF. My shit's just processing now, and then it will be active. Here is my plan:
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As a joke, I have created a throwaway account at Neopets. AoKH_LF. My shit's just processing now, and then it will be active. Here is my plan:
- 1. In my profile page, I will have a statement that is ambiguous but could be interpreted as something sexual ("I enjoy having a fun time. Bouncy bouncy!").
2. I will wait to see if they pick up on it and delete it.
3. If not, I will upgrade the statement to something even more sexual ("I sell contraceptives")
4. If it still floats under their radar, I will continue changing it to be more and more obscene. Inevitably, my account will be deleted. You guys will be the first to know when!
- Q. "Isn't this morally wrong? Aren't you corrupting innocent young minds?"
A. It is unlikely that any child will see my profile. I will not post on message boards or participate in the site at all. The only people who will see the subtle sexual innuendo will be the mods. And it WILL be subtle.
Q. "Why are you doing this?"
A. "That is the question I cannot answer. You must figure it out on your own."
Q. "Can I join you?"
A. Sure. Registration on Neopets is free.