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Impeached
VIP (Reverie World Studios)
(id: MeGaIdIoT)
posted 08-12-08 05:20 PM CT (US)         
I'm from the future guys. Our technological advancements have allowed computers to access the past through the internet. I know many things.

Any questions?

[This message has been edited by Impeached (edited 08-12-2008 @ 05:20 PM).]

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Eaglehaslanded
Squire
posted 08-12-08 05:34 PM CT (US)     1 / 32       
OMG!HAX!!!1!

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Surge
Squire
(id: Lt_Surge99)
posted 08-12-08 05:41 PM CT (US)     2 / 32       
I thought this was going to be one of those "Good-morning-my-hungover-self,best-regards-my-drunk-self" -threads.

"Especially awe-inspiring is the fact that any single brain is made up of atoms that were forged in the hearts of countless stars billions of years ago... These atoms now form a conglomerate – your brain – that can not only ponder the very stars that gave it birth but can also think about its own ability to think and wonder about its own ability to wonder. With the arrival of humans…the universe has suddenly become conscious of itself. This, truly, is the greatest mystery of all." - Rama
Warlord002
Squire
posted 08-12-08 05:52 PM CT (US)     3 / 32       
Any questions?
Does this mean AoK still works on computers in the future?

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sly_guy
Squire
posted 08-12-08 11:33 PM CT (US)     4 / 32       
Will I ever begin playing CS again on IGZ?

I know the answer, but I want to see if you do.

- ک

Ladies and Gentlemen, wear sunscreen. If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be IT. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience.

This message has been brought to you by procrastination and the letters K and V.
Mr Wednesday
Cavalier
(id: matty12345)
posted 08-13-08 00:05 AM CT (US)     5 / 32       
In the future, does Aro close this thread?

"And Matt is a prolific lurker, watching over the forum from afar in silence, like Batman. He's the president TC needs, and possibly also the one it deserves." - trebuchet king
morgoth bauglir
Squire
posted 08-13-08 00:57 AM CT (US)     6 / 32       
I am from the future as well... ONE ENTIRE SECOND! BWAAHAHA!

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Impeached
VIP (Reverie World Studios)
(id: MeGaIdIoT)
posted 08-13-08 01:23 AM CT (US)     7 / 32       
Warlord: I run a virtual copy of Windows XP.

sly: I don't know your personal life.

matty: Can't know, this is happening now, I posted it from the future into the past; this is not history.

Quazzi: =O

me
Gwame
Squire
posted 08-13-08 04:27 AM CT (US)     8 / 32       
Any questions?
Will I grow up to be a famous rapper?

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AnastasiaKafka
Squire
posted 08-13-08 08:49 AM CT (US)     9 / 32       
I left you a message, have you found it?

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morgoth bauglir
Squire
posted 08-13-08 09:28 AM CT (US)     10 / 32       
Hey, you changed your name back! BLASPHEMY!

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NeverFinished
Squire
posted 08-13-08 11:42 AM CT (US)     11 / 32       
Any new technological advancements?
Are you living on other planets yet?
Is McDonalds still around?
Are people still complaining about things?
If so, what things?
How far in the future are you?

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Aro
AoKH Dictator
posted 08-13-08 01:39 PM CT (US)     12 / 32       
I like the "question asking" element of this thread and the community participation it allows, so I'm not going to close this. But spammers be warned; keep it civil and on-topic for Uncle Aro.

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sSc_Cobra007
Squire
posted 08-13-08 02:52 PM CT (US)     13 / 32       
Is Aro ever going to start a banning-spree?

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Solivago
Squire
posted 08-13-08 03:10 PM CT (US)     14 / 32       
How many generations will humanity beget?
Can you see the future of parallel universes? What will I be doing in my parallel universes? And you in your universes?
Does the second coming of jesus really occur in 2443?

What's the future of your foretelling career? How many times will you be using coldreading? What will happen to John Edwards?

What will the barometric pressure be on Brooklyn, New York, August 16th, 2013?

What will be the future of deathclock.com?
How many people will claim to see the Flying Spaghetti Monster, will he have anthropomorphic incarnation? Who will bear it?
How many blood cells will you have next Tuesday?
How many times will Godwin's Law hold true?
Will evil never rest?
If a train left Baltimore at 6:00 pm and travels at 19 m.p.h. and another train left Philadelphia travelling at 85 mph in the opposite direction, where would they meet?
Will sarcasm become obsolete? Will jokes become obsolete? What about puns? I hope puns become obsolete.
How many questions will I ask you?
Who will win the 3172 Robonia Olympics?
How close is the Singularity?
If I ask, will you answer? If so, how will you answer? Will you ever ask what you will be doing next week?

Wait a minute, you just said "Any questions?", implying that in this future you did not know we would ask questions therefor debunking your clairvoyance. If you truly knew the future, you would say "I know you will ask for my answers". Oh well, guess I have to see a psychic and get gypted there.

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Squire
(id: Turty)
posted 08-13-08 03:34 PM CT (US)     15 / 32       
In the future, are there any wood chucks, and if so, how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris?
sly_guy
Squire
posted 08-13-08 07:06 PM CT (US)     16 / 32       
sly: I don't know your personal life.
Point taken. However, the answer is yes. Hit me up on MSN once we hit September (or the last week of August) if you want some games.

Keeping with the theme:

Tell me what my next post will be.

- ک

Ladies and Gentlemen, wear sunscreen. If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be IT. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience.

This message has been brought to you by procrastination and the letters K and V.
Lord Fenris
Banned
posted 08-14-08 07:53 AM CT (US)     17 / 32       
I'm not a good psychic, so I can only attempt a vague stab at that.

It will... have a reference to this one.
Impeached
VIP (Reverie World Studios)
(id: MeGaIdIoT)
posted 08-14-08 01:51 PM CT (US)     18 / 32       
What will be the future of deathclock.com?
To exist, then stop existing.
How many people will claim to see the Flying Spaghetti Monster, will he have anthropomorphic incarnation?
Two. No.
How many blood cells will you have next Tuesday?
Can't know That's my future too.
How many times will Godwin's Law hold true?
Enough.
Will evil never rest?
Perhaps.
If a train left Baltimore at 6:00 pm and travels at 19 m.p.h. and another train left Philadelphia travelling at 85 mph in the opposite direction, where would they meet?
A place.
Will sarcasm become obsolete? Will jokes become obsolete? What about puns? I hope puns become obsolete.
Perhaps.
ow many questions will I ask you?
Too many.
Who will win the 3172 Robonia Olympics?
Those haven't happened yet.
How close is the Singularity?
Far away.
If I ask, will you answer? If so, how will you answer? Will you ever ask what you will be doing next week?
By giving a response. Maybe.
Any new technological advancements?
Are you living on other planets yet?
Is McDonalds still around?
Are people still complaining about things?
Maybe.
If so, what things?
A variety.
How far in the future are you?
Far enough.

me

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Julius999
Imposter
posted 08-14-08 03:50 PM CT (US)     19 / 32       
If the Future and Past exist concurrently, which of your two selves is really you?

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Evil Tailor
Squire
(id: Other White Meat)
posted 08-15-08 03:49 AM CT (US)     20 / 32       
Any questions?
What's your stance on that maybe time is a perception by humans only? Do you think maybe elephants can time travel?

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Andanu Trisatya
Squire
posted 08-16-08 06:11 AM CT (US)     21 / 32       
What's the ultimate answer of life, the universe, and everything?

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Lord Fenris
Banned
posted 08-16-08 06:18 AM CT (US)     22 / 32       
Turns out it's 43.1. Apparently the HHGG machine did a fair bit of premature rounding.
Andanu Trisatya
Squire
posted 08-16-08 06:23 AM CT (US)     23 / 32       
It doesn't matter what the answer is, since we've never really known what the question is.

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Lurkur
Squire
(id: OtmShankIiI)
posted 08-16-08 07:19 PM CT (US)     24 / 32       
wat. - Future Lurkur

"Seriously, if human stupidity could be used as a source of power wed already be a class-III civilization and our rockets wouldve reached Andromeda by now."
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sly_guy
Squire
posted 08-16-08 08:14 PM CT (US)     25 / 32       
I'm not a good psychic, so I can only attempt a vague stab at that.

It will... have a reference to this one.
You're right, you aren't a very good psychic. I never said anything about which thread it would be in, although if you were a good psychic, you would have told me that as well.

- ک

Ladies and Gentlemen, wear sunscreen. If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be IT. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience.

This message has been brought to you by procrastination and the letters K and V.
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