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NeverFinished
Squire
posted 10-07-08 09:02 AM CT (US)         


RESULTS


The Arocratic Party: 9 Votes
The Bassian Despotist Party: 4 Votes
Disraeli Dance Party: 2 Votes
Morgoth: 1 Vote
The Moldy Bookworm Party: 1 Vote
The Brice Eats Everything, Rawr (B.E.E.R.): 1 Vote
The Party or else! Party: 0 Votes
The Let's Have Another Party Party: 0 Votes

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The Arocratic Party


President of AoKH: Aro
Vice-President of AoKH: sly
High Priest of AoKH: Ornlu


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News

We await the presidential speech from our leader!




Parties
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President: Lord Basse


Coalition with Moldy Bookworm Party

TAXES DOWN BY 90%. Did you know AoKH has had hidden taxes all the time? Neither did we. But we're cutting them down by 90%, if we're elected.
NEW GUN CONTROL LAWS - always use both hands
BOYCOTT OF BABY OIL. The slaughter must come to an end.
MONDAYS SHALL DIE!!!!!!11!!one!!!. According to our statistics, a seventh of our lifetime is spent on Mondays. If we're elected Mondays will be replaced by Basserdays, the third day of the weekend!
VEGETARIANISM OUTLAWED. All vegetarians will be banned and a new auto-ban function made for all potential vegetarians. We didn't fight our way to the food chain to start eating rabbit food now did we?

And this just the beginning

MAIN AIM: by using the best of the best - both in leaders and opinions - we will do what's best for AoKH. You might not think it's the best right now, you might not think it later either, but really, it is. You just don't get it. Everyone will be treated likewise, except leaders and vegetarians who will be treated as demi-gods and outlaws.

Propaganda/Advertisements
Arocratic achievements
Winning/losing formulas
Anarchy, chaos, and disorder
Morgoth=fail
Coincidence?
Destroy the world
Anti-Veggie Squad
We like horses too...
Vote B.E.E.R.!
A pedophile, a canadian, and a monkey?
Morgoth=double fail
Only I have the experience needed!
Tree-hugging division
BICEPS's plan for world domination
Planet of the apes
I prefer women



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The Let's Have Another Party Party
We will do absolutely nothing if we are elected and we don't care about your lousy opinions. Anything we actually do do will be calculated to make you suffer. We don't want your vote. Our ideology can best be described as whichever one you hate the most. Forget about politics, and let's have another party instead.

President: Julius
Vice President: Surge

Our Aim: To run a dynamic and ruthless campaign with the objective of not polling a single vote whatsoever.


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The Disraeli Dance Party



"Easy on Frolicking, Easy on the Causes of Frolicking"

Party Aims
  • More Raves
  • More Music
  • Party Hard

    Cabinet
  • Leader: Scud
  • Deputy: Matt LiVecchi

    Propaganda/Advertisements
    Government with a sexual appetite
    They don't even know who's impeached!
    Disraeli is bored...
    Keynes and the other thinkers

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    The Arocratic Party
    Home-Made Experience... Home-Made Power... Home-Made Authority


    Our President: Aro
    Our Vice-President: sly
    Our High Priest: Ornlu

    Why bother fighting the power anymore? The Arocrats have run your Heaven for four years now, and not only have they done more for you than any existing party, but the Arocrats donated to the poor, less-intelligent forumers by banning them, so they wouldn't feel obligated to post, and eliminated all spam by staying aggressive! With experience, power, and ban-sticks, we've grown adept at kicking ass abroad so you can safely Splash Splash at home with your mom.

    Aro/sly '08 plan on rocking your world. How good are we, you ask? Well, you know the forum riot of '05? Squashed by Dictator Aro. You remember the forum riot of '06? Destroyed by Dictator Aro. Remember the forumer riot of '07? Eliminated by Dictator Aro! What's the point of having rights, if you don't have the right to have them taken away from you? Don't elect another corrupted Fearless Leader; instead, elect a Peerless Leader! Arocrats '08! You won't be regretting it any time soon!

    What We'll Do For *You*:
    * Ban your enemies
    * Endorse your allies
    * Removal of all hidden forum registration fees that fatten the pockets of rich EXCO senators
    * No more war! Stop the pointless beating of outsider n00bs so we can reeducate them on our enlightened ways!
    * Take the corruption out of SD&M-street with *force*
    * Remember the Anti-AoKH group? Yeah, if we're elected, they're GONE! For good this time!
    * The only party that demands a recount if they *win*!

    Celebrity Endorsements:
    * "Oh god, I've been an Arocrat for... uh, years now. Great party, and Aro's a great leader!" - Teh Ako, Aro's smurf
    * "I remember I voted Arocrat last time. It seemed like a great decision back then." - Famous Unnamed Town's Crier Citizen
    * "The Arocrats are the people's party: they party for the people. So don't worry if you're down, someone's partying for you!" - "the sly" slyson, sly's make-believe sister / founder of "Sly's Research Center for an Eternal Youth of All AoKH Members"
    Note: If anyone believes that the voting time should be longer, or the time before voting should be longer, please post suggestions now.

    Propaganda/Advertisements
    Tea Chugging Chaps
    The Let's Have Another Party Party
    Why so srsly?
    Morgoth is...
    Our sweet, sweet children
    You need Aro.
    When intellectuals rule the TC

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    The moldy bookworm party



    Coalition with Bassian Despotist Party

    President: Major Helper

    GOALS: To read lots, to game lots, to post lots and enjoy life to the fullest.

    Vote for this party if you wish to be accounted as a sensible person!

    Propaganda/Advertisements
    Staring at the computer
    B.E.E.R.'s leader looks like this
    Us carnivore worms look like this

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    Huh? Party name? lol, I AM THE PARTY, BITCH!


    *disclaimer* While the above banner implies that you have a "right to vote" for anyone you want (absurd, eh?), I'd like to stress that the only course of action you can take during this "election", it's only giving your vote for me, as obviously your Deity/rolemodel/mommy intended.

    While all other partys these days orientate themselves around a tight community of pricks (a scientific term for dissidents from the Morgoth), Morgoth Bauglir the Conqueror, also known as Quaazi (translation from a superior language: The World) is the jack-of-all-trades. Under the rule of the Mighty Lord of Angband, white people, black people, mexicans, canadians, christians, jews, muslims, atheists, pagans, homosexuals (skip the lewd urges, though), crippled folk, the intellectuals and the plain ignorant (yeah, you know who I'm talking about), come together under the flag of progress, unity and prosperity. No hippies though, hippies are dirty.

    Whatever you want, you get. Be a right-winger, left-winger, capitalist or commie (lol), thou shalt hath thine bidding, as long as it fits into Morgoths vision. No election promises, we all know they never get fulfilled anyway.

    Unbiased opinions plain lies may or may not be included

    Aro: Oh, yeah, Morgoth's liek awesome. I'm liek, totally his bitch. My own party is just a scam, you know.
    Scud: I must admit, amidst all this frolicking and flamboyance, I have never doubted Morgoth's brilliant skills, that are vastly superior to my girly wrists.
    Julius: *worship-worship*
    Ornlu:...

    actually, screw that. Ornlu's cool.

    Uhh, yeah. So don't escape the inevitable. You'll vote for me anyway, your perverse side demands it.

    Propaganda/Advertisements
    See post 38
    From all those who oppose Morgoth
    Arocrats and BDP scandal
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    The Bryce Eats Everything, Rawr! Party.

    President: fattybryce


    YOU, yes, you. Are you sick of always being so ugly?, are you sick of people gaging everytime they see your face?, are you, yes you, sick of being compared to Morgoth? Well vote for B.E.E.R and I can give you my personal promise that if I win, you will no longer be outcaste because of your face, you will no longer be the ugly one, because every person that votes for me will personaly recieve FREE, yes FREE, beer to help you look sexier then ever! DON'T BE THE UGLY ONE ANY LONGER, VOTE B.E.E.R!

    What we will do for you!
    - make you look like the atractive sexy beast you are. (on the inside)
    - Lower taxes by not just 90%, but 91%!
    - FREE BEER
    - My love 3

    So you know what you have to do!, get pist and tick B.E.E.R on the list!

    Propaganda/Advertisements
    Clearly a perv
    Balls
    Enough said
    Not just beer...
    Positive encouragement
    See post 84
    Basse's kitten-killing 'zap-o-ray'
    Squirrel
    Cute animals+beer
    Assault on doggies
    Kitten and cincila
    Awesome

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    The Party or else! Party

    President: ViperIV

    We'll get rid of your rights as citizens!
    - More Parties
    - No more being bossed around because I prolly won't be here
    - And I can't think of a third thing.

    Vote for me! And uhh, well just vote.

    Picture from last cabinet meeting
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    Note: Not all propaganda/ads are contained in the topic post, so check out the earlier parts of the thread!

    --->n i

    /*~-._.-~*~-._.-~*N e v e r F i ____ s h e d*~-._.-~*~-._.-~*\

    ...the ESTEEMED, BEAUTIFUL AND SEXY...NF~Aro

    [This message has been edited by NeverFinished (edited 11-08-2008 @ 12:01 PM).]

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    Major Helper
    AoKH Survivor, Mr. White Teeth
    posted 11-09-08 05:43 AM CT (US)     351 / 371       
    Meh, the only disappointment was NF not voting me.

    Congratulations Aro and Co.! Let's hope you can keep the pace up even AFTER these elections

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    General_Zavier
    Squire
    posted 11-09-08 11:08 AM CT (US)     352 / 371       
    Hmmm... Aro has yet to make a public appearance...

    Do you think someone assassinated him so he couldn't take office?

    The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth. ~Niels Bohr
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    morgoth bauglir
    Squire
    posted 11-09-08 12:30 PM CT (US)     353 / 371       
    I say it was Sly, for he'd benefit most.

    Morgoth Bauglir/Quaazi - BORINGMETAL HEADTWAT
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    Fattybryce
    Squire
    posted 11-09-08 02:09 PM CT (US)     354 / 371       
    I say it was Sly, for he'd benefit most.
    Umm yes >> << >>, STONE HIM!

    As for the results, all is going as planed. *cheesy evil laugh with a long hopping cough in the middle of it*

    Thank you to my one support btw. To the rest of you, I hope you stay sober for a long time.

    The Wall

    coming soon
    Surge
    Squire
    (id: Lt_Surge99)
    posted 11-09-08 02:39 PM CT (US)     355 / 371       
    Fatty, you should learn to be a better loser, what you said is something I would never wish even for my most ruthless enemy!

    "Especially awe-inspiring is the fact that any single brain is made up of atoms that were forged in the hearts of countless stars billions of years ago... These atoms now form a conglomerate – your brain – that can not only ponder the very stars that gave it birth but can also think about its own ability to think and wonder about its own ability to wonder. With the arrival of humans…the universe has suddenly become conscious of itself. This, truly, is the greatest mystery of all." - Rama
    sly_guy
    Squire
    posted 11-09-08 02:49 PM CT (US)     356 / 371       
    *dodges stones*
    I say it was Sly, for he'd benefit most.
    Pfffft. I've already got a banstick, so what more would I want?

    I have an idea who it might be, but I'm forbidden to say who it is. (No idea why, I was just told not to, under threat of things worse than death, and seeing as I'm not too eager to figure out what those things might be....) Then there's also the non-disclosure agreement that I was forced to sign, which puts all of the above into writing.

    If Aro cannot escape by tomorrow, I shall make a speech in his stead.

    - ک

    Ladies and Gentlemen, wear sunscreen. If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be IT. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience.

    This message has been brought to you by procrastination and the letters K and V.
    Fattybryce
    Squire
    posted 11-09-08 09:45 PM CT (US)     357 / 371       
    Fatty, you should learn to be a better loser, what you said is something I would never wish even for my most ruthless enemy!
    Calm down. I'm not sure if you have noticed but this isn't exactly the most serious of threads. Of course I am happy for Aro that he won, but I'm a "pollition" I'm not going to admit that, "pollitions" are rude and arrogent. I'm sure I'll congradulate him on msn or something. Jez.

    The Wall

    coming soon
    Aro
    AoKH Dictator
    posted 11-10-08 09:02 PM CT (US)     358 / 371       
    Meh, you could expect the admin to win anyway.
    You got one more vote than I expected, heathen.
    Plus he had 3 people voting for him from the start, and all those conservatives
    WHAT A SORE LOSER! But seriously man, good campaign. You put in far more effort than myself, but my natural charisma (and sly and Ornlu's insane popularity) dug your grave.

    Not to mention the fact that you bashed all of the other parties that may have just voted for you.

    Oh, and have you heard of deodorant before?
    I would like to thank everyone that didn't vote for me. Which is, in fact, everyone.
    You're welcome. There are many winners in elections; those who want to lose will always, deep down, be the truest winners of them all.
    I went for BEER.
    Everybody goes for BEER at one point. But then a very sober reality hits them.
    Congratulations Aro and Co.! Let's hope you can keep the pace up even AFTER these elections
    Thanks! Did before, did after and all that. But now we have public support for our schemes. There's nothing better than that!
    Hmmm... Aro has yet to make a public appearance...
    SOMEBODY called my ISP and took away my Internet. They said he had a Swedish accent. Thus, I can only assume that SOMEBODY was MORGOTH.
    Fatty, you should learn to be a better loser, what you said is something I would never wish even for my most ruthless enemy!
    It was indeed terrible. *opens pint of non-alchoholic booze; takes a sip*
    I'm sure I'll congradulate him on msn or something. Jez.
    I have YET to get a congratulatory message from you, commie.
    We now await a presidential speech from Aro!
    *Aro enters the stadium to a swarm of cheers, the sun beaming down on his holy visage. Three angels fly down to lift him off of the ground, as he doesn't appreciate having to fly by himself. They carefully drop him down onto the podium, the stage beneath him breaking because of the pure might of his feet. He smiles, teeth shining and blinding the foolish on-lookers.*

    FEEEEEEAR ME MORRRRTALLLLLS!!!!

    *The crowd erupts into applause, women in the crowd (Morgoth) throwing their bras on stage.*

    HAHAHAHA!!!

    *ahem* I would think that... think that this victory is as much yours, as it was mine, fair citizens of AoKH. Because at the end of the day, this election wasn't already won; well, I would still be dictator no matter what, but you had options this time, good peasantry. And you picked *me*. Aro... the unstoppable force, the unmoving object, the alpha and beta, the omega and mista roboto, out of all of the other parties running this year. YOU PICKED FEAR OVER BEER. WE'RE FEEL SOR SPRECIAL.

    I can't, of course, accept victory without acknowledging my two running mates. First, thank you humbly to sly, my young, vibrant vice-president, though known for his extreme campaign gaffes (like saying I was for the feeding of rabbits; I am not, in all honesty, for the thriving of rabbits, as I view them as vegan cats and I just hate that). He reflected a youthful display of skill and awesome that truly captured the hearts of our voters, and actually helped us steal 100% of the female vote! Also, I could not have done this without Ornlu, the only wolf for the job of High Priest, the one wolf that could captured both the vote *and* the virginity of our humble voting majority. Without that wild beast spreading the Arocratic religion like a warm, tender fire and converting nay-sayers, I don't see how we could possibly *not* not not lose.

    And trust me, I had competition. You know Basse? HE POSTS ALL OF THE FREAKIN' TIME! His ability to flood the forums with his propaganda was definitely difficult to counter. And Fatty... damn it man, he had a wonderful platform. It's amazing how he didn't at least *equal* the votes recieved by Bassguitar, since, you know, you can't beat BEER. And I can't forget about Morgoth....

    My friends, I came into this campaign as an underdog dictator; and I now leave this campaign, as a dictator with a popular mandate! What can the Arocrats do for you? What CAN'T they do? We can do everything and everything, and we plan to continue doing everything and your mother. Thank you all, for this wonderful mandate I'll continue to toute until at least next Saturday. Thank you for everybody who voted for me in this popularity contest, and thank you to everybody who didn't -- you're the overlooked voters this year! You know why? Because my party plans on surpressing you for four more freakin' years you sick son-of-a-b****'s, NOT VOTING FOR ME, HUH, WHAT, HUH WOW?!?!? WHAT THE HELL??!?!?

    Now, I will use this thread as a news press conference. You can ask me questions and assorted materials NOW! Aro, your first colored President!

    » Your attractive master.
    » "Because I before E is a LIE!!!"

    [This message has been edited by Aro (edited 11-10-2008 @ 09:06 PM).]

    Mapppp
    Squire
    (id: Jimmy2)
    posted 11-10-08 09:24 PM CT (US)     359 / 371       
    SOMEBODY called my ISP and took away my Internet. They said he had a Swedish accent.
    Intriguing. I should try that sometime.

    ◓◓◓◓◓
    NeverFinished
    Squire
    posted 11-11-08 03:59 PM CT (US)     360 / 371       
    *Gaggle of reporters swarm Aro*

    "What do you plan to do with Basse?"

    "Do you have any real plans?"

    "Is our relationship over?"

    "Who inspired you?"

    "How can I tell if I'm not paying for hidden forum registration fees anymore?"

    "Is it true you were a member of AA?"

    "How do you feel?"

    "Will you give us all-natural candy?"

    "Will you support the invasion of AoMH?"

    --->n i

    /*~-._.-~*~-._.-~*N e v e r F i ____ s h e d*~-._.-~*~-._.-~*\

    ...the ESTEEMED, BEAUTIFUL AND SEXY...NF~Aro
    Dead_End
    Cavalier
    posted 11-11-08 04:57 PM CT (US)     361 / 371       
    Oh my god! The apocalypse has come! Demons taking over the world! (again that is.)
    NeverFinished
    Squire
    posted 11-11-08 07:30 PM CT (US)     362 / 371       
    Quick! Come hide in my large trenchcoat!

    --->n i

    /*~-._.-~*~-._.-~*N e v e r F i ____ s h e d*~-._.-~*~-._.-~*\

    ...the ESTEEMED, BEAUTIFUL AND SEXY...NF~Aro
    morgoth bauglir
    Squire
    posted 11-12-08 00:33 AM CT (US)     363 / 371       
    You got one more vote than I expected, heathen.
    I told ya I'd vote for myself... duh...

    Morgoth Bauglir/Quaazi - BORINGMETAL HEADTWAT
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    Lord Basse
    MI6 Scenario-Making Machine
    posted 11-12-08 09:19 AM CT (US)     364 / 371       
    WHAT A SORE LOSER! But seriously man, good campaign. You put in far more effort than myself, but my natural charisma (and sly and Ornlu's insane popularity) dug your grave.
    At least I had fun running it, despite the sad ending . No really, it was great fun. The good thing now is that I don't have to go through with the various promises I made druing the campaign
    Not to mention the fact that you bashed all of the other parties that may have just voted for you.
    Could so be, but at least I ended up being the biggest minority party. Perpetual opposition, here I come.
    Oh, and have you heard of deodorant before?
    Yes, and I've rejected the evil witchpotion
    Now, I will use this thread as a news press conference. You can ask me questions and assorted materials NOW! Aro, your first colored President
    At least we just had to wait 10 years. American needed ~230

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    Aro
    AoKH Dictator
    posted 11-12-08 08:54 PM CT (US)     365 / 371       
    "What do you plan to do with Basse?"
    Well, John, that's an easy one. Because of his loss at my hands, we'll both become good friends, and he'll slowly convert over to Arocratic ideals to capture my base, knowing that those are the only ideals that could win him the 2012 election; the only reason he didn't win is because the Arocratic base disliked how he constantly went against the grain, like some kind of posting-Maverick. In turn, of course, he'll be betraying all of the values he once held that gave him four hundred thousand (four) votes, and "sell out" in order to win this next election. It'll be such a drastic change that it'll be portrayed by the AoK-media as another four years of Arocrats, and I, of course, will endorse this nu-Basse candidacy, even though I'll become increasingly unpopular in these next four years due to forum wars draining the AoKH economy and ineffective policies aimed at helping the upper-class high-paying donation-friendly "AoKH Plus" forumers, and my endorsement will actually hurt his campaign efforts. At the end, he'll lose the election, and realize how selling out to win cheated him of the position he was cheated out of by the Arocrats four years earlier.

    The other lead candidate that was running against him will win. And you guessed it, it'll be me again that defeats him in four years; if you do the counting right, because everyone's my smurf but Morgoth (who's my son), it was a near-landslide victory for the Arocrats. Maybe I'll let my boy win though... ol' "Junior" can start where I left off.
    "Do you have any real plans?"
    Fred, I will do *everything* I promised in my campaign! I think I said something about taking away freedom of choice -- it's the top priority in this new administration.
    "Is our relationship over?"
    Don't worry NF, I'll still call you for the occasional one-night-stand. (So nothing will change buddy. )

    Unless you mean the media in general, in which case, I plan on decreasing the visibility of my administration, just for shits and giggles.
    "Who inspired you?"
    Hmm... good question, Bob. I'd have to say God. I admit it's smug that I'd be inspired by myself, but that's yet *another* Presidential first! There's no President so confident that he can't not plan a damn precedent that's not really not extremely extravagant.
    "How can I tell if I'm not paying for hidden forum registration fees anymore?"
    Jeez, Jerry... it takes a pair of open eyes, Jerry. Try registering a new account. You'll find that you no longer have to pay for registration.
    "Is it true you were a member of AA?"
    Arocratics Anonymous, Tom? No, no. Morgoth heads that group and, although I'm their Friday speaker, I wouldn't touch it with a ten foot poll. (I'd touch it with other things.)
    "How do you feel?"
    Pretty firm there, Dick.
    "Will you give us all-natural candy?"
    Definitely, Squirt! However, I'll be forcing the processing of said natural candy before it is consumed/devoured/generally eaten. To protect the sancity of marriage.
    "Will you support the invasion of AoMH?
    It depends on how I feel, Eric. War *does* get the forum economy running strong, but it alienates immigrants; so, two birds with one stone. I see no reason not to.
    At least I had fun running it, despite the sad ending
    This election wasn't about fun. It was about real seriously srs.
    Could so be, but at least I ended up being the biggest minority party. Perpetual opposition, here I come.
    Hey, I'm a uniter, Basseman. And I'm a decider. I do both, because... because I can cross party lines. I can incorperate the core AoKHian values we all have into my... my, uh, my foreign policies. You know the concern about that there spam, the AoKH spam, becoming a problem in the coming years? Uh, ya know, forget them! We're a resiliant peoples and if spam makes life easier, damn it, LET'S MAKE LIVES EASIER! Ah kehn desahd ta yuknaght iyef ah wahnt too.

    But of course, worry not, the Arocrats plan to incorperate the Basstapistrian party into our new cabinet. You can handle the Arocratic transition from the old Era Party administration. Very important process too -- watchwood got to install an outhouse outside of my office as terms of his presidential status, and I want the waste removed immediately. With this toothbrush.
    At least we just had to wait 10 years. American needed ~230
    Biggest difference: I'm still a slave to "the man".

    » Your attractive master.
    » "Because I before E is a LIE!!!"
    Los Templiero
    Squire
    posted 11-15-08 02:54 AM CT (US)     366 / 371       
    Arocratics Anonymous, Tom? No, no. Morgoth heads that group and, although I'm their Friday speaker, I wouldn't touch it with a ten foot poll. (I'd touch it with other things.)
    Would you touch it with a nine foot poll or eleven foot ones, Sir Aro?

    The Hour (of Judgment) is nigh, and the moon is cleft asunder. But if they see a Sign, they turn away, and say, "This is (but) transient magic." They reject (the warning) and follow their (own) lusts but every matter has its appointed time. (Al-Qamar: 1-3)

    War is a quarrel between two thieves that too coward to fight each other, uses their money to recruit soldiers, give them arms and uniforms, and letting them killing each other like wild animals. - Carlyle
    Rocking doom
    Squire
    posted 11-15-08 07:28 AM CT (US)     367 / 371       
    Few more Questions-

    Will you Finally pay me for doing.... uh..... Nothing?

    When do you plan to take over the World?


    And someone give me a hug for *not* voting.

    Heaven is only what we aspire to

    Everything has a reason

    The purpose of life is Karm (Work), Without Work, Our lives are but purposeless- Hindu belief
    Surge
    Squire
    (id: Lt_Surge99)
    posted 11-15-08 08:09 AM CT (US)     368 / 371       
    Calm down. I'm not sure if you have noticed but this isn't exactly the most serious of threads. Of course I am happy for Aro that he won, but I'm a "pollition" I'm not going to admit that, "pollitions" are rude and arrogent. I'm sure I'll congradulate him on msn or something. Jez.
    Um, you didn't take my post seriously did you?

    "Especially awe-inspiring is the fact that any single brain is made up of atoms that were forged in the hearts of countless stars billions of years ago... These atoms now form a conglomerate – your brain – that can not only ponder the very stars that gave it birth but can also think about its own ability to think and wonder about its own ability to wonder. With the arrival of humans…the universe has suddenly become conscious of itself. This, truly, is the greatest mystery of all." - Rama
    Aro
    AoKH Dictator
    posted 11-15-08 01:59 PM CT (US)     369 / 371       
    Would you touch it with a nine foot poll or eleven foot ones, Sir Aro?
    Yes indeed I would there, Tina. Yes I would indeed. In fact, you could say I'd touch *many* things with a nine foot poll. And an eleven feets poll would be *MARVELOUS*.

    Whether I meant pole or poll, you'll never knowll.
    Will you Finally pay me for doing.... uh..... Nothing?
    Look, Cid, the only payment you'll get is the satisfaction of not voting for somebody who opposed me. Although I might, I may, provide you with grapes today. Just because I'm creepy like that.
    When do you plan to take over the World?
    Age 35, Cid. That's the age in which I can legally become President of the US, and that's where the great dictators normally get to that platform, ya know.
    Um, you didn't take my post seriously did you?
    Wishing sobriety upon one is a pretty serious offense, Surge. You made the right call.

    » Your attractive master.
    » "Because I before E is a LIE!!!"

    [This message has been edited by Aro (edited 11-15-2008 @ 02:05 PM).]

    Julius999
    Imposter
    posted 11-15-08 02:16 PM CT (US)     370 / 371       
    And someone give me a hug for *not* voting.
    Thank you for your support of the Let's Have Another Party Party agenda.

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    General_Zavier
    Squire
    posted 11-16-08 01:54 AM CT (US)     371 / 371       
    And someone give me a hug for *not* voting.
    Well, just like in 1824 and 2004, it doesn't matter who the people vote for.

    But

    The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth. ~Niels Bohr
    No matter how hard you try, you cannot outwit stupid people. ~Anonymous
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