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Topic Subject:Dr. Phil, I need your help
Gwame
Squire
posted 10-28-08 01:21 AM CT (US)         
I've been living with my girlfriend for the past four years, and we have seven children. She has no job, and still refuses to take care of little Bubba, Ray-Ray, Tito, Charles, Daddy Jr., Huck, Rambo and Scud. I don't have a job either, but she's the woman! She's also fat and ugly and possibly related to me. What should I do?

Nice theme, Aro

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Gwame
Squire
posted 10-28-08 01:23 AM CT (US)     1 / 10       
1st!

How awesome does my sig look with this skin?

MY NAME IS GWAME I AM AOKH MEMBER SINCE 2004 AND I HAVE MANY POSTS
BEST SIG OF 2008 AND 2ND BEST SIG OF 2009 (SAME SIG LOLOL)
BEST SIG OF 2008
92% of teenagers have moved on to rap music. If you're on of the 8% that still listens to real music, copy this into your signature.
"^`'*-=~+,._.,+~=-*'`^" "Gwame your sig ain't funny nomore." - morgoth bauglir"^`'*-=~+,._.,+~=-*'`^"
sly_guy
Squire
posted 10-28-08 01:30 AM CT (US)     2 / 10       
I'm..... pink? AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.....

And my sig looks like crap with these colours....

- ک

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Aro
AoKH Dictator
posted 10-28-08 01:34 AM CT (US)     3 / 10       

Your attractive master.
"Because I before E is a LIE!!!"
Gwame
Squire
posted 10-28-08 02:04 AM CT (US)     4 / 10       
Thanks, but where are the extremely helpful and in no way obnoxious audience members? Also, would you like a free child?

MY NAME IS GWAME I AM AOKH MEMBER SINCE 2004 AND I HAVE MANY POSTS
BEST SIG OF 2008 AND 2ND BEST SIG OF 2009 (SAME SIG LOLOL)
BEST SIG OF 2008
92% of teenagers have moved on to rap music. If you're on of the 8% that still listens to real music, copy this into your signature.
"^`'*-=~+,._.,+~=-*'`^" "Gwame your sig ain't funny nomore." - morgoth bauglir"^`'*-=~+,._.,+~=-*'`^"
Aro
AoKH Dictator
posted 10-28-08 02:22 AM CT (US)     5 / 10       



Your attractive master.
"Because I before E is a LIE!!!"
morgoth bauglir
Squire
posted 10-28-08 02:57 AM CT (US)     6 / 10       
Eeh. When you said your halloween thing is win, I thought it would be liek, win, ya know. But it's not quite win, more like... apathious sinnery.

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Aro
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posted 10-28-08 03:24 AM CT (US)     7 / 10       
Eeh. When you said your halloween thing is win, I thought it would be liek, win, ya know. But it's not quite win, more like... apathious sinnery.
Although I don't expect to win over Moargoat and his goatish humor, this is just day one! Tomorrow night will be a different layout, and the day after that, until Halloween.

(I'm expecting a lot of "omg halloween's not till the 31st"'s, but they can bite me. I love Halloween, wanted to start it early, and wanted to make it huge. )

Your attractive master.
"Because I before E is a LIE!!!"
Fattybryce
Squire
posted 10-28-08 05:07 AM CT (US)     8 / 10       
Omg, you've out done yourself this time Aro, best theame EVER.
but she's the woman!
She shouldn't get a job for thsi very reason, she is a women and belongs in the kitchen, NOT the work place.
/sarcasium

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Enraged Orange
Squire
(id: RoboPaul88)
posted 10-28-08 05:22 AM CT (US)     9 / 10       
I think this should be the start of a slow but permanent transition of the focus of this board from Age of Kings to Dr. Phil. It's much more popular, after all, and this is one hell of a spiffy layout!
Shadowflare
Squire
posted 10-28-08 09:06 AM CT (US)     10 / 10       
This just might be better than Hello Kitty Heaven. Just maybe.

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