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Aro
AoKH Dictator
posted 10-28-08 01:43 AM CT (US)         


Tell any problems you have to the Doctor and let him "assist" you.

» Your attractive master.
» "Because I before E is a LIE!!!"
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morgoth bauglir
Squire
posted 10-28-08 02:58 AM CT (US)     1 / 98       
I CAN'T FIND MAH LEGS!

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Aro
AoKH Dictator
posted 10-28-08 03:18 AM CT (US)     2 / 98       
I CAN'T FIND MAH LEGS!














» Your attractive master.
» "Because I before E is a LIE!!!"
Jatayu
Squire
(id: Sword_of_STORM)
posted 10-28-08 03:46 AM CT (US)     3 / 98       
Who's this Phil anyway?

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Aro
AoKH Dictator
posted 10-28-08 03:55 AM CT (US)     4 / 98       
Who's this Phil anyway?


(Famous TV shrink. )

» Your attractive master.
» "Because I before E is a LIE!!!"
Fattybryce
Squire
posted 10-28-08 05:14 AM CT (US)     5 / 98       
Dr Phil is the man. Saddle he is on while I'm at school but I always catch him when I'm 'sick' or whenever I can.

But onto a more serious note: DOCTOR, I'M OUT OF FOOD!!1!

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Aro
AoKH Dictator
posted 10-28-08 05:40 AM CT (US)     6 / 98       
DOCTOR, I'M OUT OF FOOD!!1!













» Your attractive master.
» "Because I before E is a LIE!!!"
Ornlu
Recreational Procreator
posted 10-28-08 06:04 AM CT (US)     7 / 98       
WHEARS MY DICT??!?!1

None of us are free, one of us is chained.
Aro
AoKH Dictator
posted 10-28-08 06:12 AM CT (US)     8 / 98       
WHEARS MY DICT??!?!1

» Your attractive master.
» "Because I before E is a LIE!!!"
Nanodude
Squire
(id: geodude)
posted 10-28-08 06:39 AM CT (US)     9 / 98       
This is awesome.

I cut of my foot.

<3
Ornlu
Recreational Procreator
posted 10-28-08 06:50 AM CT (US)     10 / 98       
Not at all sir, no...

None of us are free, one of us is chained.
Scud
Primus inter pares
posted 10-28-08 07:23 AM CT (US)     11 / 98       
Doctor, why am I so awesome?

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Evil Tailor
Squire
(id: Other White Meat)
posted 10-28-08 07:36 AM CT (US)     12 / 98       
Dr Phil is the man. Saddle he is on while I'm at school but I always catch him when I'm 'sick' or whenever I can.
Man, he's like American bullshit embodied

Ako, this is the best I loved the 'Eat your loving relatives' part Truly evil!

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Shadowflare
Squire
posted 10-28-08 09:00 AM CT (US)     13 / 98       
I don't have enough beer. What do I do?

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KayanZ
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(id: ZayanK)
posted 10-28-08 11:47 AM CT (US)     14 / 98       
Will you help me with obesity?
morgoth bauglir
Squire
posted 10-28-08 11:49 AM CT (US)     15 / 98       
LIKE A SURGEON!

CUTTING FOR THE VERY FIRST TIEM


Are you a surgeon, Dr. Phil? No. In fact, I think that Dr. part is just made up. Even Dr. Pepper is more of a doctor than you.

uhh


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Mr Wednesday
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posted 10-28-08 12:28 PM CT (US)     16 / 98       
Best theme ever.

This means however we are going to have to look at Dr Phil for 3 days. :P

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Lord Basse
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posted 10-28-08 12:38 PM CT (US)     17 / 98       
My girlfriend left me and ran away with my imaginary friend. What should I do?

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morgoth bauglir
Squire
posted 10-28-08 01:06 PM CT (US)     18 / 98       
Don't you mean your IMAGINARY girlfriend ran away with your imaginary friend?

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Chocolate Jesus
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(id: trebuchet king)
posted 10-28-08 01:46 PM CT (US)     19 / 98       
This would've been a lot more terrifying if it wasn't for the "Evil" in the title. That's why Hello Kitty was such a hit.

Now, I must return to the task of lurking.

What do you get when you gobble down sweets?
Eating as much as an elephant eats?
What are you at getting terribly fat?
What do you think will come of that?
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Lurkur
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posted 10-28-08 04:04 PM CT (US)     20 / 98       
> WHERE DID MY CHOCOLATE GONE!?!? ON HOES!

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Surge
Squire
(id: Lt_Surge99)
posted 10-28-08 04:13 PM CT (US)     21 / 98       
Margaret Thatcher lives inside my head. How can I make her shut the **** up ?

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Mapppp
Squire
(id: Jimmy2)
posted 10-28-08 05:38 PM CT (US)     22 / 98       
This is mildly disturbing.

DR. PHIL, HEAL MY PAIN!

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Aro
AoKH Dictator
posted 10-28-08 06:04 PM CT (US)     23 / 98       
Not at all sir, no.



Doctor, why am I so awesome?
I don't have enough beer. What do I do?















Will you help me with obesity?



My girlfriend left me and ran away with my imaginary friend. What should I do?






Margaret Thatcher lives inside my head. How can I make her shut the **** up ?

» Your attractive master.
» "Because I before E is a LIE!!!"
Mapppp
Squire
(id: Jimmy2)
posted 10-28-08 06:32 PM CT (US)     24 / 98       
Dr. Phil, a week ago I received an email from a Nigerian diplomat who needed my support to help him get across the border. He was in extreme danger due to militants, and he said that all he needed to escape was 5,000 $. According to him, he had a huge money stash across the border that he would be willing to share. It was very professional, and I was sincerely convinced that it was true.

But, right when I was about to press the "Transfer 5000$" button, I became selfish. In my mind, I thought "Why help him? I need my 5000$ now!" I then went to the local supermarket and blew my 5000$ on Crunch Bars.

Now, watching my TV and eating my FINAL Crunch Bar, I am seeing a news report saying that a Nigerian diplomat was savagely murdered by furious militants. He did not have enough money to buy his life from the criminals.

I don't know whether or not he was my contact, but I feel extremely guilty, and having 5000$ of Crunch Bars in my stomach isn't helping. Please sort out my life for me!

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sly_guy
Squire
posted 10-28-08 06:51 PM CT (US)     25 / 98       
The answer to SF's question would have had me literally laughing on the floor, but I'm at school (in a quiet study room), so I just managed to restrain myself. Pure gold.

Dr Phil, I've got two questions for you; can I be on your show? and what should I do to achieve perfect grades in university?

- ک

Ladies and Gentlemen, wear sunscreen. If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be IT. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience.

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