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Cyrus_
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posted 11-02-08 07:59 PM CT (US)         
i know there's two days before the election and I doubt this'll change any opinions, but I heard this and thought it was funny as hell and embarassing for Palin. She was prank called by some radio DJs in Montreal. Download the audio
For the Frank Sarkozy part, imagine a very thick, fake French accent only slightly better than the ones used in Monty Python's Holy Grail.

SP Assist = Sarah Palin's Assistant
MA = Masked Avengers
SP = Sarah Palin
FNS = Fake Nicolas Sarkozy

Ring

SP Assist: This is Lexi.
MA: Hello, Lexi. This is Frank líouvrier (Frank the worker], Iím with President Sarkozy, on the line for Governor Palin.

SP Assist: One second please, can you hold on one second please?
MA: No problem.

SP Assist: Hi, Iím going to hand the phone over to her.
MA: Okay thank you very much Iím going to put the president on the line.
SP Assist: Ok heís coming to the line.

SP: This is Sarah.
MA: Okay, Governor Palin?

SP: Hellloooo...(long drawn out, like Well, hellooooo)
MA: Just hold on for President Sarkozy, one moment.
SP [To someone in the room]: Oh, itís not him yet, I always do that. Iíll just have people hand it to me right when itís them.

FNS: Yes, hello, Governor Palin? Yes, hello, Mrs. Governor?
SP: Hello this is Sarah., how are you?

FNS: Fine, and you, this is Nicolas Sarkozy speaking, how are you?
SP: Oh...so good, itís so good to hear you. Thank you for calling us.

FNS: Oh, itís a pleasure.
SP: Thank you sir, we have such great respect for you, John McCain and I, we love you and thank you for spending a few minutes to talk to me.

FNS: I follow your campaigns closely with my special American Advisor Johnny Hallyday [french singer/actor], you know?
SP: Yes! Good!

FNS: Excellent! Are you confident?
SP: Very confident and weíre thankful that the polls are showing that the race is tightening and--

FNS: Well I know very well that the campaign can be exhausting. How do you feel right now my dear?
SP: Ah, I feel so good. I feel like weíre in a marathon and at the very end of the marathon, you get your second wind and you plow to the finishó

FNS: You see, I got elected in France because Iím real and you seem to be someone whoís real as well.
SP: Yes, yeah, Nicolas, we so appreciate this opportunity.

FNS: You know, I see you as a president, one day, you too.
SP: [Muahaaa...weird laugh] maybe in 8 years. Haha

FNS: Well, ah, I hope for you. You know we have a lot in common because personally one of my favorite activities is to hunt too.
SP: [Giggle] Oh very good, we should go hunting together.

FNS: Exactly! We could go try hunting by helicopter, like you did, I never did that.
SP: [Giggle]

FNS: Like we say in France, "on pourrait tuer des bťbťs phoques aussi" [Translation: We could also kill some baby seals.]
SP: [Giggle] Well I think we could have a lot of fun together as weíre getting work done, we can kill two birds with one stone that way.

FNS: I just love killing those animals. Mm, mm. Take away a life, that is so fun!
SP: [Hahahaha]

FNS: Iíd really love to go as long as we donít bring your Vice president Cheney, hahaha.
SP: No, Iíll be a careful shot, yes.

FNS: You know we have a lot in common also except that from my house I can see Belgium. Thatís kind of less interesting than you.
SP: Well, see, weíre right next door to other countries that we all need to be working with, yes.

FNS: Some people said in the last days, and I thought that was mean, that you werenít experienced enough in foreign relations, and you know, thatís completely false, thatís the thing I said to my great friend, the Prime Minister of Canada, Stef Carse [Stephen Harper is the PM, Staf Carse is a Quebecian singer].
SP: Well, heís doing fine, too, and yeah when you come into a position underestimated, it gives you the opportunity to prove the pundits and the critics wrong. You work that much harder-

FNS: I, I was wondering because you are also next to him, one of my good friends, also, the prime minister of Quebec, Mr. Richard Z. Sirois [a famous Quebec radio host], have you met him recently? Did he come to one of your rallies?
SP: Uh, havenít seen him at one of the rallies, but itís been great working with the Canadian officials in my role as governor; we have a great cooperative effort there as we work on all of our resource development projects. You know I look forward to working with you and getting to meet you personally and your beautiful wife, oh my goodness, youíve added a lot of energy to your country, even, with that beautiful family of yours.

FNS: Thank you very much. You know my wife, Carla, would love to meet you. You know even though she was a bit jealous that I was supposed to speak to you today. [Hahahaha]
SP: [Hahahha] Well give her a big hug from me.

FNS: You know my wife is a popular singer and a former top model and sheís so hot in bed. She even wrote a song for you.
SP: Oh my goodness! I didnít know that.

FNS: Yes, in French, itís called Du rouge ŗ lŤvres sur une cochonne [Translate: Lipstick on a smutty girl (note: I've seen other sites that say this translates to lipstick on a sow)] or if you prefer in English Joe the Plumber, [sings] "Itís his life, Joe the Plumber..."
SP: Maybe she understands some of the unfair criticism but I bet you she is such a hard worker, too, and she realizes you just plow through that criticism like

FNS: I just want to be sure, I donítí quite understand the phenomenon "Joe the Plumber," thatís not your husband, right?
SP: Mmhmm, thatís not my husband but heís a normal American who just works hard and doesnít want government to take his money.

FNS: Yes, yes, I understand, we have the equivalent of Joe the Plumber in France, itís called, "Marcel, the guy with bread under his armpit, oui."
SP: Right. Thatís what itís all about, is the middle class, and government needing to work for them. Youíre a very good example for us here.

FNS: I seen a bit about NBC even Fox News wasnít an ally, an ally, sorry, about as much as usual.
SP: Yeah thatís what weíre up against.

FNS: I must say, Governor Palin, I love the documentary they made on your life, you know, Hustlerís "Nailin Palin."
SP: Oh, good, thank you. Yes.

FNS: That was really edgy.
SP: [Laughs] Well good.

FNS: I really love you. And I must say something, so, Governor, youíve been pranked.
By the Master Avengers. Weíre two comedians from Montreal
SP: Oohhh have we been pranked? And what radio station is this? [tries to force herself to sound nice but you can tell sheís pissed]

FNS: This is for CKOI in Montreal.
SP: In Montreal? Tell me the radio station call letters
[SP leaves phone, continuous griping in background, sounds like, "For chrissakes...that was ??? Just a radio station prank...chrissakes..."]

MA: Hello? If one voice can change the world for Obama, one Viagra can change the world for McCain.
[Manís voice in background: hang up, hang up.]
SP Assist: Hi, Iím sorry, I have to let you go. Um, thank you.

Gov. Palin received a phone call on Saturday from a French Canadian talk show host claiming to be French President Nicholas Sarkozy," emailed spokeswoman Tracey Schmitt. "Gov. Palin was mildly amused to learn that she had joined the ranks of heads of state, including President Sarkozy, and other celebrities in being targeted by these pranksters. C'est la vie."
I wonder how they got her phone number.
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Gwame
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posted 11-02-08 08:41 PM CT (US)     1 / 13       
I saw it on YouTube this afternoon - quite funny. More great press for Sarah Palin. Definitely the kind of person you'd want as VP of America.

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posted 11-03-08 01:25 AM CT (US)     2 / 13       
FNS: I just love killing those animals. Mm, mm. Take away a life, that is so fun!
SP: [Hahahaha]
... Exactly, would anybody want someone like this as a VP?
General_Zavier
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posted 11-03-08 01:27 AM CT (US)     3 / 13       
FNS: I must say, Governor Palin, I love the documentary they made on your life, you know, Hustlerís "Nailin Palin."
SP: Oh, good, thank you. Yes.

FNS: That was really edgy.
SP: [Laughs] Well good.
I pity the fool!

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posted 11-03-08 02:06 AM CT (US)     4 / 13       
Man, how could ANYONE fall for that You know what this reminds me of? Borat.

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posted 11-03-08 05:32 AM CT (US)     5 / 13       
Gwame
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posted 11-03-08 08:46 AM CT (US)     6 / 13       
Wow, Fadawah got a name change inspired by the unlimited awesomeness of PowerThirst. Did you see the sequel?

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posted 11-03-08 10:39 AM CT (US)     7 / 13       
Meh.

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posted 11-03-08 12:14 PM CT (US)     8 / 13       
tbh, it isn't her fault. Your very busy I am sure when campaigning, so someone hands you the phone and says it is the President of France, that is more a failure of your staff than you.

I live in Canada and don't know who the premier of Quebec is, it isn't exactly common knowledge. And who on earth would know who the american advisor to the president of France is. Also, her answers are the typical political BS everyone gives.

Plus the fact he has an accent means she probably didn't fully understand half of what he was saying, so she just gives these token politics answers.

I do think it was a terrible idea to add her to the ticket though all the same.

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posted 11-03-08 01:01 PM CT (US)     9 / 13       
There are some dead give-aways in there though. For a start there's no reason why Sarkozy would ring up the VP candidate for the party that's behind in the polls. A British politician was attacked for writing a newspaper article where only one candidate was named, so this sort of call would be out of the question.

Very funny though.

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posted 11-04-08 03:51 PM CT (US)     10 / 13       
I live in Canada and don't know who the premier of Quebec is, it isn't exactly common knowledge. And who on earth would know who the american advisor to the president of France is. Also, her answers are the typical political BS everyone gives.
She also apparently didn't know who the prime minister of Canada was, which is inexcusable
Dead_End
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posted 11-04-08 05:01 PM CT (US)     11 / 13       
At least she knew Sarkozy
General_Zavier
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posted 11-04-08 08:10 PM CT (US)     12 / 13       
At least she knew Sarkozy
I doubt it. I bet her aide told her that it was the president of France on the phone.

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General_Short
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posted 11-08-08 02:26 AM CT (US)     13 / 13       
I totally love the way she said
Oohhh have we been pranked?
in the audio! XD

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