Do we have any forumers, or active members of the TC at least, who are parents? Or have a child?
» Your attractive master. »"Because I before E is a LIE!!!"
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Jetkill Fastmurder Squire
(id: Mayank Sharma)
posted 03-30-12 10:26 AM
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He was cooler in Orange. I still remember complaining about someone to him, and never getting a reply after 6 months.
Aro AoKH Dictator
posted 03-30-12 10:40 AM
CT (US)
27 / 37
Running out of kids in your area to use in your satanic rituals?
They're not really "satanic", per say. It's totally for Jesus. I'm just not sure if he'd approve... especially while I'm praying to Buddha.
I came just at the tail end of Aro's glorious regime. He looked much less friendly in Orange
Man... hard to believe it's been that long. When I gave up my color, that was the first time I had seen my name in black in 7 years (April Fools antics aside). THERE's a head trip for ya.
Speaking of April Fools, I hope AoKH plans on doing something Sunday.
As Angel (Red), he would look way cooler!
Been there, done that. I prefer blending in. That makes it more meaningful when I stand out.
He was cooler in Orange. I still remember complaining about someone to him, and never getting a reply after 6 months.
You're a goddamn LIA. I would reply to every e-mail I'd see, unless they were EXCO-related (in which case, I'd reply with a limerick about Jayhawk's fat mom and trash them).
It prolly just got caught up in my spam list or something, which I'm not going to blame on anyone but you; you should've mentioned it in Splash Splash so I could inspect the void. People bitching in SS usually caught my attention.
(Who were you complaining about? )
» Your attractive master. »"Because I before E is a LIE!!!"
Jetkill Fastmurder Squire
(id: Mayank Sharma)
posted 03-30-12 11:13 AM
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28 / 37
Maybe Powery or Zyxomma, when I made a false scenario designer recruiting thread with all fictional members.
Draconian Devil Squire
(id: DraconainDevil)
posted 03-30-12 01:51 PM
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29 / 37
I was curious if any of those lives involved children.
Looking up what it is, the "lad culture" looks really, really friggin' stupid...
On Wikipedia, it does sound stupid... but almost not stupid enough. I know a guy who was a 'bit of a lad.' He's now completely paralyzed to the point where he can't even eat; he's being fed by a tube. He went jumping between balconies. The fool.
You don't really hear about it so much in Cornwall, though. I guess it's just a cultural thing within the UK. We're quite a bit poorer in Cornwall, so I guess there's not as many silly middle class people who have everything they want, throwing it all away.
I actually like good bad guys most.
From my experience, they're better after the big battle (when you get it on with them); much more aggressive. Lovely.
THERE's a head trip for ya.
Whhoooooohaaa! Man... dude...
Whooo! This shit's better than acid, man.
Speaking of April Fools, I hope AoKH plans on doing something Sunday.
Giving HG's record of late; we'll probably just get about eight hours of downtime and they'd try and pass that off as April fools. Oh, these are dark days, indeed.
We need a solemn Gandalf emoticon. We NEED one. We don't have one, or do we? No, we must not. We can't have one, that'd be ridiculous. It'd be so...
...useful.
[This message has been edited by Felix36 (edited 03-31-2012 @ 06:21 AM).]
Aro AoKH Dictator
posted 03-30-12 03:12 PM
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Maybe Powery or Zyxomma, when I made a false scenario designer recruiting thread with all fictional members.
You know... now that you mention it, I think that could very well be how low I had set the bar when it came to ignoring e-mails completely.
()
Or is he planning to Adultnap adults?
There's a phrase us in the industry have for that. It's called "dating".
Kony 2012 spoof
Thank god. I was thinking, "No, no, he can't mean he wants me to run for president in 2013, that isn't even an election year. Maybe he's saying it like it's the year I'll die... like, Aro, 1988 - 2013. But there's nobody with the nerve who'd make death threats against me, in my OWN DOJO." Then you said Kony and I was all, "Oh, wow, how did I not see that? Holy shit, that's exactly what I should've thought the first time I saw i brb butterfly
» Your attractive master. »"Because I before E is a LIE!!!"
rofl Squire
(id: SonicShadow)
posted 03-31-12 04:58 AM
CT (US)
33 / 37
wait what's this
aro, baby, are you looking for a semen receptacle? i can be your lover, baby. double baby. baby squared.
i will make your baby.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Aro AoKH Dictator
posted 03-31-12 03:09 PM
CT (US)
34 / 37
i will make your baby.
We tried that, remember? To this day, I still can't set foot in a nursery while holding a blender.
» Your attractive master. »"Because I before E is a LIE!!!"
Lord Sipia Squire
posted 03-31-12 03:28 PM
CT (US)
35 / 37
To this day, I still can't set foot in a nursery while holding a blender.
Can't see why that is a problem. Why would you ever wish to-
*remembers who I'm talking to*
Yeah. I see.
"Have you ever had a dream that you thought was impossible to achieve? Well, some people say nothing is impossible. But I do nothing every day! So you can definitely do it." --Tofu the dog's infinite wisdom
"British English is easy! Just use an 's' instead of a 'z' and replace 'or' with 'our' and you're dandy." "Do you want pissa our noodles for dinner?" "u better not piss in r noodles m8" --Classic exchange between Popeychops and John the Late
Evil Tailor Squire
(id: Other White Meat)
posted 03-31-12 04:09 PM
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I've had a rubber accident, but to the best of my knowledge my offspring will only know of it when I die and he inherits my haunted mansion. Shit, I mean, no I don't have kids. Thank god for that.
But on the topic of accidental children, there are so many ways not to produce offspring that it kinda bums me out that such a phenomenon even exists. I know a dude who's got a kid that wasn't, er, planned. He's a good parent but it must be damn difficult to explain to the kid that his story begins with significant alcohol abuse and glue-sniffing.
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