There's many ways in which you can insult someone. There's the blunt, direct approach, of course. Then you have those snide little jabs under your breath. But in my opinion, the best insults are the creative, clever, unorthodox ones. You know, those zingers that leave you giddily anticipating a situation in which you could use them yourself. So I decided to make this thread to ask around what everyone's favorite(s) is/are. Let me know which put-downs you cherish.
Some of my favorites:
"How do you masturbate knowing whose cock you're touching?!"
-Jim Sterling
"You weapons-grade plum."
-Twitter user, in response to Donald Trump
"There are ten million million million million million million million million million particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd."
-Epic Rap Battles of History's version of Stephen Hawking
"How can you tell which one is the lead programmer?"
"He's the one not getting laid more than the other programmers."
-MadWorld's credit sequence
"I wouldn't trust you running a bath, let alone a f*cking restaurant!"
-Gordon Ramsay
"Have you ever had a dream that you thought was impossible to achieve? Well, some people say nothing is impossible. But I do nothing every day! So you can definitely do it."
--Tofu the dog's infinite wisdom
"British English is easy! Just use an 's' instead of a 'z' and replace 'or' with 'our' and you're dandy." "Do you want pissa our noodles for dinner?" "u better not piss in r noodles m8"
--Classic exchange between Popeychops and John the Late
Some of my favorites:
"How do you masturbate knowing whose cock you're touching?!"
"You weapons-grade plum."
"There are ten million million million million million million million million million particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd."
"How can you tell which one is the lead programmer?"
"He's the one not getting laid more than the other programmers."
"I wouldn't trust you running a bath, let alone a f*cking restaurant!"
--Tofu the dog's infinite wisdom
"British English is easy! Just use an 's' instead of a 'z' and replace 'or' with 'our' and you're dandy." "Do you want pissa our noodles for dinner?" "u better not piss in r noodles m8"
--Classic exchange between Popeychops and John the Late