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Scud
Primus inter pares
posted 02-22-08 10:39 AM CT (US)         
Splash Splash XXXV: The Neo-Socialist-Arocratic Republic.




All Praise to the Benevolent Dreadfully Tempestuous Dictator and Il Duce of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism: Aro


Welcome one and all, dear sons and daughters of the mighty Arocratic Republic, we are gathered here in the grand plaza dedicated to our leader for an important announcement that will shape the future of our glorious state that embodies the virtues of collective-reasonability and responsibility, the pillars of freedom (but freedom that is restricted for the perpetual glory and sovereignty of the realm and fiefdom of the glorious Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republic )!

To all those dissenters and those of who dreams of disillusion and utter the counter-productive words that the grand state of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism that is the sovereign entity which is Splash Splash – you will be cut down and branded enemies of the state.

Dear sons and daughters of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism – gone are the days of tyranny as we are now all equal in the sovereign entity, which is Splash Splash! Those who dared to encroach on our past freedoms will be no more, together we shall work to reunite the sovereign entity, which is Splash Splash, to it’s former glory.

Of course, as we are all equal we have collective responsibility to work together to broaden the horizons and follow the traditions of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism; dissenters, past rulers of tyranny, those who dare bring new customs that impeach unto the ways of Neo-Socialist-Arocratcic-Republicism will be dealt with and sent to the “State Rehabilitation Centre” – founded by hero of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism, bleedteal.

We are all comrade, loyal and equal to each other - yet with lend this service and loyalty to the founder of the Arocratic Pary and is the man, whom may rules with an iron fist - but covering that is a velvet glove which he wears for his people; may the enemies of Neo-Socialist-Arocratcic-Republicism feel the iron hand of our Benevolent Dictator: Aro!

Glorious legislation that is the sovereign entity, which is Splash Splash which embodies Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism:
  • Speak not of dissent
  • Speak not of decline
  • Wear nothing but rose-tinted spectacles when speaking of the past
  • Speak not of new ideas that threaten Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism
  • Treat the sovereign entity, which is Splash Splash, as the way it was used for.

    Landmarks noting the length of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism:
    1: Property of the Party
    500: Property of the Party
    1000: Property of the Party
    1500:
    2000:
    2500:

    Comrades of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism:

    All belong to the party.
    You do not find the party, the party finds you!


    State funded Literature and Heritage Preservation Society
    Dear brothers and daughter of the grand leader Aro; as we stand in our great nation we must provide that a record of it stands for the length of time through the telling of tales and making lore and legend! Of course, the loving state has taken it upon itself to provide an epic lore, unlike in days of old – this will be a screenplay, not a poem.

    Writers interested in collaborating and adding their part to this glorious tale, sign up, and do it for the Aroland!

    Those Interested:
    Oliver
    Aro
    Scud

    State Rehabilitation Centre
    Lord Basse: For crimes that shows he is one of the bourgeoisie and he was one of the men who believed in a hierarchical structure of Splash Splash. May be released if shows further solidarity to the cause and he will be granted freedom as his crimes will be forgiven.

    Epic Commander: Dissenter to the traditions of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicis and spreading lies about Comrade Oliver. May be fully realised if he embraces the true path. Post 141 shows his dissent, let the collective responsability of the comrades enforce justice.

    Warlord002: Lord?! As a self-proclaimed member of the bourgeoisie he must suffer.

    Turty: Speaks of dissent, he will remain here until he is active for the cause of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism - but insulting the greatness of Splash Splash will mean he will remain here for a long time


    Institution of Criminal Punishment
    Under Construction: Hurry comrades, work for the good of our state so we see dissenters face the justice and punishment they deserve

    [This message has been edited by Scud (edited 05-07-2008 @ 10:31 AM).]

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    Warlord002
    Squire
    posted 05-02-08 07:01 PM CT (US)     1226 / 2501       
    *starts mounting jet-engines on the snail*
    *Watches as snail takes off at one hundred miles per hour and smashes into a rock, destroying it*

    Nice job Basse, you just killed Splash Splash...

    _______
    |Warlord|
    Owner of post 12345 in the New Splash Splash
    Member of Blackforest Studios

    [This message has been edited by Warlord002 (edited 05-02-2008 @ 07:01 PM).]

    Lord Basse
    MI6 Scenario-Making Machine
    posted 05-02-08 07:24 PM CT (US)     1227 / 2501       
    *Sigh* Shallow lifeform, you seem not to have grasped the full width of my metaphor. But alas, there is no meaning in trying to explain such a grand thing as it would deprive it off it's pholosofical value. You will need to reach a deeper understanding before you are ready to understand my writings.




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    KayanZ
    Squire
    (id: ZayanK)
    posted 05-02-08 07:30 PM CT (US)     1228 / 2501       
    Nice smurf, Scud.
    Warlord002
    Squire
    posted 05-02-08 07:42 PM CT (US)     1229 / 2501       
    pholosofical
    Seeing as that doesn't exist, it's had been deprived of pholosofical meaning. If you meant philosophical, well that's a different story.
    Shallow lifeform, you seem not to have grasped the full width of my metaphor.
    I knew what you meant, I simply chose not to acknowledge it, there would have been no joke in it had I done so.
    Nice smurf, Scud
    If you were talking about me, then I would say no, Scud is far more British than I, specifically, I'm Cuban.

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    |Warlord|
    Owner of post 12345 in the New Splash Splash
    Member of Blackforest Studios
    Lord Basse
    MI6 Scenario-Making Machine
    posted 05-02-08 07:52 PM CT (US)     1230 / 2501       
    I think he meant my failed attempt to sound like an ignorant, muddled poet/Scud.

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    Scud
    Primus inter pares
    posted 05-02-08 08:29 PM CT (US)     1231 / 2501       
    I think he meant my failed attempt to sound like an ignorant, muddled poet/Scud.
    Oh no, you did well at sounding ignorant and muddled - but those traits bar you from even coming close to my glory.

    ¬_¬ Scuddles: Rhymes with huggles© ¬_¬
    "Scud: the man who could even make God feel foolish." - A Banned User
    "Anyway, Scud's not mean, it's not in his nature...he is a bit eccentric though!" - Anastasia
    morgoth bauglir
    Squire
    posted 05-03-08 07:28 AM CT (US)     1232 / 2501       
    Actually, Scud is a smurf of some guy I know. Very well, I might add.

    Morgoth Bauglir/Quaazi - BORINGMETAL HEADTWAT
    Huidin's Belief - The Siege (4.4) - 2475 - Birth Of The Uruk-Hai (4.1) (Best Sound of 2008)
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    Nax
    Squire
    (id: Ensemble_Nut)
    posted 05-03-08 08:46 AM CT (US)     1233 / 2501       
    *******************************
    THIS IS A SUPER-URGENT BREAKING NEWS BULLETIN.

    ...

    THAT IS ALL.
    *******************************

    Quote (anonymous) You are the
    smartest, yet dumbest person I've
    ever met.

    LOST: Brain. Pretty small. Lost
    several years ago at birth. small reward.
    morgoth bauglir
    Squire
    posted 05-03-08 08:56 AM CT (US)     1234 / 2501       
    Well, where have you been?

    Morgoth Bauglir/Quaazi - BORINGMETAL HEADTWAT
    Huidin's Belief - The Siege (4.4) - 2475 - Birth Of The Uruk-Hai (4.1) (Best Sound of 2008)
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    Nax
    Squire
    (id: Ensemble_Nut)
    posted 05-03-08 09:01 AM CT (US)     1235 / 2501       
    Verra Verra Busy. Owing to the facts a) that i'm still verra verra busy and b) that the last time I did, i didn't check back until what month is it now?, I'm not making a "guess who's back" thread. But busy, yeah. Miss me?


    (Also, SOMEBODY REMEMBERS ME!

    And, while I AM here, 5 most important things to happen in last six months please gogogo.

    Quote (anonymous) You are the
    smartest, yet dumbest person I've
    ever met.

    LOST: Brain. Pretty small. Lost
    several years ago at birth. small reward.
    morgoth bauglir
    Squire
    posted 05-03-08 09:09 AM CT (US)     1236 / 2501       
    Well, a list:

    1)Aro worships me
    2)Scud worships me
    3)Arocratism is awesome
    4)I am awesome
    5)I discovered that I make many mistakes in making lists of 5's.

    Morgoth Bauglir/Quaazi - BORINGMETAL HEADTWAT
    Huidin's Belief - The Siege (4.4) - 2475 - Birth Of The Uruk-Hai (4.1) (Best Sound of 2008)
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    Nax
    Squire
    (id: Ensemble_Nut)
    posted 05-03-08 09:24 AM CT (US)     1237 / 2501       
    I hear that. Well, not hear, as it's actually on the screen in front of me, but hear using the sense of, you know, hearing as a way of communicating. Or something. Definitely.
    Anyway. I have to thank you, Morgoth Bauglir, (or Quaazi, if that is your real name.) I have to thank you for rating my cutscene some time ago. Even if it DID get a 3.6. Off topic, but the whole reason I revisited the AoK scene was to get an immobile units AI gold. But Anyway.

    Quote (anonymous) You are the
    smartest, yet dumbest person I've
    ever met.

    LOST: Brain. Pretty small. Lost
    several years ago at birth. small reward.
    morgoth bauglir
    Squire
    posted 05-03-08 09:38 AM CT (US)     1238 / 2501       
    3.6 wha?

    ...

    Oh, right, Europe in Flames. Actually I think I overrated it...

    Morgoth Bauglir/Quaazi - BORINGMETAL HEADTWAT
    Huidin's Belief - The Siege (4.4) - 2475 - Birth Of The Uruk-Hai (4.1) (Best Sound of 2008)
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    Nax
    Squire
    (id: Ensemble_Nut)
    posted 05-03-08 09:44 AM CT (US)     1239 / 2501       
    There is no doubt that you did. I think I'ma make another one. Probably not as cliche'd, but I'll make up for that in general crappiness. So, what's it like here now? Same as before, only Scud has a healthy green aura? Which could be bad for me... is the start of a golden era of the internets.

    Quote (anonymous) You are the
    smartest, yet dumbest person I've
    ever met.

    LOST: Brain. Pretty small. Lost
    several years ago at birth. small reward.
    morgoth bauglir
    Squire
    posted 05-03-08 10:03 AM CT (US)     1240 / 2501       
    Not really. Aro is more active than before, Scud doesn't spam, Epic is on and off all the time and I spam more than ever.

    Morgoth Bauglir/Quaazi - BORINGMETAL HEADTWAT
    Huidin's Belief - The Siege (4.4) - 2475 - Birth Of The Uruk-Hai (4.1) (Best Sound of 2008)
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    Scud
    Primus inter pares
    posted 05-03-08 10:51 AM CT (US)     1241 / 2501       
    2)Scud worships me
    Nobody likes a lier Morgoth.

    ¬_¬ Scuddles: Rhymes with huggles© ¬_¬
    "Scud: the man who could even make God feel foolish." - A Banned User
    "Anyway, Scud's not mean, it's not in his nature...he is a bit eccentric though!" - Anastasia
    morgoth bauglir
    Squire
    posted 05-03-08 10:54 AM CT (US)     1242 / 2501       
    It's liar, and I'm confused whether you meant that nobody likes liars, Morgoth, or nobody likes a lying Morgoth. Quite the same, but I eat moose.

    Point being, read the entire post.

    Morgoth Bauglir/Quaazi - BORINGMETAL HEADTWAT
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    [This message has been edited by Quaazi (edited 05-03-2008 @ 10:55 AM).]

    NeverFinished
    Squire
    posted 05-03-08 11:13 AM CT (US)     1243 / 2501       
    So what you wrote meant Coca Cola? That doesn't make any sense at all.
    Its not really the meaning that matter...it just kinda sounds good. If I said: "warlord is coca-cola-ing" it wouldn't have sounded as good. While "biting the wax tadpole" means you're biting something, which is an action. Its sort of the same kinda thing as "laying down the law," or even "biting the bullet."

    Do you comprehend fellow earthatarian?


    @Quaazi: I eat windows.

    --->n i

    /*~-._.-~*~-._.-~*N e v e r F i ____ s h e d*~-._.-~*~-._.-~*\

    ...the ESTEEMED, BEAUTIFUL AND SEXY...NF~Aro
    morgoth bauglir
    Squire
    posted 05-03-08 11:52 AM CT (US)     1244 / 2501       
    I eat Linux. Beat that.

    Morgoth Bauglir/Quaazi - BORINGMETAL HEADTWAT
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    [This message has been edited by Quaazi (edited 05-03-2008 @ 12:06 PM).]

    NeverFinished
    Squire
    posted 05-03-08 11:55 AM CT (US)     1245 / 2501       
    You misunderstood, I meant windows, as in, "My house has windows and doors."

    Come to think of it, I eat doors too.

    --->n i

    /*~-._.-~*~-._.-~*N e v e r F i ____ s h e d*~-._.-~*~-._.-~*\

    ...the ESTEEMED, BEAUTIFUL AND SEXY...NF~Aro
    morgoth bauglir
    Squire
    posted 05-03-08 12:05 PM CT (US)     1246 / 2501       
    I realized that since you spelled "windows" with a lower-case "w", but I thought that would be a witty comeback.

    Morgoth Bauglir/Quaazi - BORINGMETAL HEADTWAT
    Huidin's Belief - The Siege (4.4) - 2475 - Birth Of The Uruk-Hai (4.1) (Best Sound of 2008)
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    NeverFinished
    Squire
    posted 05-03-08 12:20 PM CT (US)     1247 / 2501       
    Well I suppose I ate your comeback too..

    EDIT: Scud, I signed up for Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism ages ago...why am I still (with all due techinicalities) not part of it?

    --->n i

    /*~-._.-~*~-._.-~*N e v e r F i ____ s h e d*~-._.-~*~-._.-~*\

    ...the ESTEEMED, BEAUTIFUL AND SEXY...NF~Aro

    [This message has been edited by NeverFinished (edited 05-03-2008 @ 12:25 PM).]

    morgoth bauglir
    Squire
    posted 05-03-08 12:26 PM CT (US)     1248 / 2501       
    He doesn't edit the thread anymore, because he believes that we've forgotten it, although we whine about it on almost every page.

    Morgoth Bauglir/Quaazi - BORINGMETAL HEADTWAT
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    NeverFinished
    Squire
    posted 05-03-08 12:41 PM CT (US)     1249 / 2501       
    I know...it still irritates me though...

    --->n i

    /*~-._.-~*~-._.-~*N e v e r F i ____ s h e d*~-._.-~*~-._.-~*\

    ...the ESTEEMED, BEAUTIFUL AND SEXY...NF~Aro
    morgoth bauglir
    Squire
    posted 05-03-08 12:45 PM CT (US)     1250 / 2501       
    I guess it's a part of the Arocratic ideology. I've never actually understood it, could Aro explain it to me?

    Morgoth Bauglir/Quaazi - BORINGMETAL HEADTWAT
    Huidin's Belief - The Siege (4.4) - 2475 - Birth Of The Uruk-Hai (4.1) (Best Sound of 2008)
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