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Scud
Primus inter pares
posted 02-22-08 10:39 AM CT (US)         
Splash Splash XXXV: The Neo-Socialist-Arocratic Republic.




All Praise to the Benevolent Dreadfully Tempestuous Dictator and Il Duce of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism: Aro


Welcome one and all, dear sons and daughters of the mighty Arocratic Republic, we are gathered here in the grand plaza dedicated to our leader for an important announcement that will shape the future of our glorious state that embodies the virtues of collective-reasonability and responsibility, the pillars of freedom (but freedom that is restricted for the perpetual glory and sovereignty of the realm and fiefdom of the glorious Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republic )!

To all those dissenters and those of who dreams of disillusion and utter the counter-productive words that the grand state of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism that is the sovereign entity which is Splash Splash – you will be cut down and branded enemies of the state.

Dear sons and daughters of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism – gone are the days of tyranny as we are now all equal in the sovereign entity, which is Splash Splash! Those who dared to encroach on our past freedoms will be no more, together we shall work to reunite the sovereign entity, which is Splash Splash, to it’s former glory.

Of course, as we are all equal we have collective responsibility to work together to broaden the horizons and follow the traditions of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism; dissenters, past rulers of tyranny, those who dare bring new customs that impeach unto the ways of Neo-Socialist-Arocratcic-Republicism will be dealt with and sent to the “State Rehabilitation Centre” – founded by hero of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism, bleedteal.

We are all comrade, loyal and equal to each other - yet with lend this service and loyalty to the founder of the Arocratic Pary and is the man, whom may rules with an iron fist - but covering that is a velvet glove which he wears for his people; may the enemies of Neo-Socialist-Arocratcic-Republicism feel the iron hand of our Benevolent Dictator: Aro!

Glorious legislation that is the sovereign entity, which is Splash Splash which embodies Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism:
  • Speak not of dissent
  • Speak not of decline
  • Wear nothing but rose-tinted spectacles when speaking of the past
  • Speak not of new ideas that threaten Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism
  • Treat the sovereign entity, which is Splash Splash, as the way it was used for.

    Landmarks noting the length of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism:
    1: Property of the Party
    500: Property of the Party
    1000: Property of the Party
    1500:
    2000:
    2500:

    Comrades of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism:

    All belong to the party.
    You do not find the party, the party finds you!


    State funded Literature and Heritage Preservation Society
    Dear brothers and daughter of the grand leader Aro; as we stand in our great nation we must provide that a record of it stands for the length of time through the telling of tales and making lore and legend! Of course, the loving state has taken it upon itself to provide an epic lore, unlike in days of old – this will be a screenplay, not a poem.

    Writers interested in collaborating and adding their part to this glorious tale, sign up, and do it for the Aroland!

    Those Interested:
    Oliver
    Aro
    Scud

    State Rehabilitation Centre
    Lord Basse: For crimes that shows he is one of the bourgeoisie and he was one of the men who believed in a hierarchical structure of Splash Splash. May be released if shows further solidarity to the cause and he will be granted freedom as his crimes will be forgiven.

    Epic Commander: Dissenter to the traditions of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicis and spreading lies about Comrade Oliver. May be fully realised if he embraces the true path. Post 141 shows his dissent, let the collective responsability of the comrades enforce justice.

    Warlord002: Lord?! As a self-proclaimed member of the bourgeoisie he must suffer.

    Turty: Speaks of dissent, he will remain here until he is active for the cause of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism - but insulting the greatness of Splash Splash will mean he will remain here for a long time


    Institution of Criminal Punishment
    Under Construction: Hurry comrades, work for the good of our state so we see dissenters face the justice and punishment they deserve

    [This message has been edited by Scud (edited 05-07-2008 @ 10:31 AM).]

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    Fattybryce
    Squire
    posted 06-03-08 03:50 AM CT (US)     1726 / 2501       
    CoD4 isn't that good...
    You take that back.

    The Wall

    coming soon
    MW
    Squire
    (id: Medieval Warfare)
    posted 06-03-08 09:59 AM CT (US)     1727 / 2501       
    Haha, glad to see I have a fan.

    Perhaps I'll get back into designing. It's fallen out of favor since high school.

    EDIT- I may just upload what I had (Chu-Han Contention)...that intro demo done so many ages ago.

    Actually, the file is right here in my SD thread....haha SD, I never post there anymore. Linky

    Or even this old relic: Linky

    [This message has been edited by MW (edited 06-03-2008 @ 10:07 AM).]

    morgoth bauglir
    Squire
    posted 06-03-08 01:26 PM CT (US)     1728 / 2501       
    Glad to see that oldies don't just pop by, they even (hopefully) start designing.

    Morgoth Bauglir/Quaazi - BORINGMETAL HEADTWAT
    Huidin's Belief - The Siege (4.4) - 2475 - Birth Of The Uruk-Hai (4.1) (Best Sound of 2008)
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    Warlord002
    Squire
    posted 06-03-08 07:20 PM CT (US)     1729 / 2501       
    ViperIV
    *Laughs like hell at Epic's new name*

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    Member of Blackforest Studios
    viperiv
    Squire
    (id: EpIc CoMmandeR)
    posted 06-04-08 01:40 AM CT (US)     1730 / 2501       
    *laughs like hell at Warlord002's face*
    Lord Basse
    MI6 Scenario-Making Machine
    posted 06-04-08 01:51 AM CT (US)     1731 / 2501       
    ViperIV? Why?

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    Fattybryce
    Squire
    posted 06-04-08 02:26 AM CT (US)     1732 / 2501       
    I thought the name change thing was like once a year thing or something? Shows how ill informed I am.

    The Wall

    coming soon
    Aro
    AoKH Dictator
    posted 06-04-08 03:06 AM CT (US)     1733 / 2501       
    Epic, your name isn't as epic as it used to be. It's just vipery and leaky now, like a whining pipe floating down an acidic tapestry made of wool and varied fibers, coating the new angles it rotates with fun, fruitful juices made of sexy COW MOOISMS.

    Seriously, Epic, you always have to ruin everything. These years meant *nothing* to you, didn't they?!
    I thought the name change thing was like once a year thing or something? Shows how ill informed I am.
    Fatty my fine friend, don't change your name if that's what you're doing. Your name is pretty immortal.
    Glad to see that oldies don't just pop by, they even (hopefully) start designing.
    Name one that has and I'll give you a cookie.

    » Your attractive master.
    » "Because I before E is a LIE!!!"
    Fattybryce
    Squire
    posted 06-04-08 03:26 AM CT (US)     1734 / 2501       
    Aro, you have a very imaginative mind I'll give you that.
    (or you're on drugs)
    Fatty my fine friend, don't change your name if that's what you're doing.
    Hadn't planed on it.

    The Wall

    coming soon
    Aro
    AoKH Dictator
    posted 06-04-08 03:29 AM CT (US)     1735 / 2501       
    Aro, you have a very imaginative mind I'll give you that.
    (or you're on drugs)
    IM ONLIEY 20 YRS OLD 2 LULZ.

    Thank you. I'm considering becoming a Science Fiction writer and starting my own religion afterwards.

    » Your attractive master.
    » "Because I before E is a LIE!!!"
    Fattybryce
    Squire
    posted 06-04-08 05:02 AM CT (US)     1736 / 2501       
    Oh really, your own religion eh, with you as the god with all the power I take it.
    Sounds a bit like AoKH really.
    except without the god bit, except maybe some peoples eyes

    The Wall

    coming soon
    Aro
    AoKH Dictator
    posted 06-04-08 05:45 AM CT (US)     1737 / 2501       
    Oh really, your own religion eh, with you as the god with all the power I take it.
    Sounds a bit like AoKH really.
    except without the god bit, except maybe some peoples eyes
    I've never admitted to being a god. Just... well, you know... am.

    » Your attractive master.
    » "Because I before E is a LIE!!!"
    Fattybryce
    Squire
    posted 06-04-08 06:17 AM CT (US)     1738 / 2501       
    One might find this to be a fitting picture.


    The Wall

    coming soon
    Scud
    Primus inter pares
    posted 06-04-08 06:21 AM CT (US)     1739 / 2501       
    That means Nietzsche said Aro is dead, oh no!

    ¬_¬ Scuddles: Rhymes with huggles© ¬_¬
    "Scud: the man who could even make God feel foolish." - A Banned User
    "Anyway, Scud's not mean, it's not in his nature...he is a bit eccentric though!" - Anastasia
    sharrkmaster
    Squire
    posted 06-04-08 10:32 AM CT (US)     1740 / 2501       
    Haha, Aro's dead!

    Hey Medieval, I remember you.

    I'm disappointed in you splashers.. only on 35? :P

    Just splashing by.

    *splashes*

    I used to drive home after getting drunk, but I had to stop after some moms got "MA-D-D."
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    viperiv
    Squire
    (id: EpIc CoMmandeR)
    posted 06-04-08 11:08 AM CT (US)     1741 / 2501       
    Seriously, Epic, you always have to ruin everything. These years meant *nothing* to you, didn't they?!
    ME? WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME, MAN? WHY CAN YOU NOT ACCEPT YOU ARE PUSHING ME AWAY!
    Gwame
    Squire
    posted 06-04-08 11:09 AM CT (US)     1742 / 2501       
    Demotivational pics ftw



    Oh btw hai! Haven't been to Splash Splash in a while...

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    morgoth bauglir
    Squire
    posted 06-04-08 12:59 PM CT (US)     1743 / 2501       
    HUZZAH!!! Can anyone put out scientific evidence that this so called Aro exists?

    Morgoth Bauglir/Quaazi - BORINGMETAL HEADTWAT
    Huidin's Belief - The Siege (4.4) - 2475 - Birth Of The Uruk-Hai (4.1) (Best Sound of 2008)
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    viperiv
    Squire
    (id: EpIc CoMmandeR)
    posted 06-04-08 01:27 PM CT (US)     1744 / 2501       
    Nope.

    only Aro knows if Aro exists...
    Warlord002
    Squire
    posted 06-04-08 02:24 PM CT (US)     1745 / 2501       
    *laughs like hell at Warlord002's face*
    *Laughs like hell at Epic's failed attempt to retaliate*
    only Aro knows if Aro exists...
    But, that means if Aro doesn't exist, only he knows? In which case he does not know because he does not exist, yet he does because he knows whether he exists or not.

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    Owner of post 12345 in the New Splash Splash
    Member of Blackforest Studios
    viperiv
    Squire
    (id: EpIc CoMmandeR)
    posted 06-04-08 02:38 PM CT (US)     1746 / 2501       
    *Laughs like hell at Epic's failed attempt to retaliate*
    I actuall loled at the irony.
    morgoth bauglir
    Squire
    posted 06-04-08 03:06 PM CT (US)     1747 / 2501       
    But, that means if Aro doesn't exist, only he knows? In which case he does not know because he does not exist, yet he does because he knows whether he exists or not.
    Seriously, I just wanted to say that. Paradoxes and shite make me hawt.

    Morgoth Bauglir/Quaazi - BORINGMETAL HEADTWAT
    Huidin's Belief - The Siege (4.4) - 2475 - Birth Of The Uruk-Hai (4.1) (Best Sound of 2008)
    Signature currently under construction. If you want to help out and provide me with the resources needed, download from the above links.
    Warlord002
    Squire
    posted 06-04-08 04:25 PM CT (US)     1748 / 2501       
    I actuall loled at the irony.
    Pathetic Epic, you can do better. Or maybe not. Actually, the latter seems more likely.

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    Owner of post 12345 in the New Splash Splash
    Member of Blackforest Studios

    [This message has been edited by Warlord002 (edited 06-04-2008 @ 04:26 PM).]

    Pitt_Man
    Squire
    (id: Dark_Reign)
    posted 06-04-08 06:15 PM CT (US)     1749 / 2501       
    *Clears throat*
























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