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Scud
Primus inter pares
posted 02-22-08 10:39 AM CT (US)         
Splash Splash XXXV: The Neo-Socialist-Arocratic Republic.




All Praise to the Benevolent Dreadfully Tempestuous Dictator and Il Duce of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism: Aro


Welcome one and all, dear sons and daughters of the mighty Arocratic Republic, we are gathered here in the grand plaza dedicated to our leader for an important announcement that will shape the future of our glorious state that embodies the virtues of collective-reasonability and responsibility, the pillars of freedom (but freedom that is restricted for the perpetual glory and sovereignty of the realm and fiefdom of the glorious Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republic )!

To all those dissenters and those of who dreams of disillusion and utter the counter-productive words that the grand state of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism that is the sovereign entity which is Splash Splash – you will be cut down and branded enemies of the state.

Dear sons and daughters of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism – gone are the days of tyranny as we are now all equal in the sovereign entity, which is Splash Splash! Those who dared to encroach on our past freedoms will be no more, together we shall work to reunite the sovereign entity, which is Splash Splash, to it’s former glory.

Of course, as we are all equal we have collective responsibility to work together to broaden the horizons and follow the traditions of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism; dissenters, past rulers of tyranny, those who dare bring new customs that impeach unto the ways of Neo-Socialist-Arocratcic-Republicism will be dealt with and sent to the “State Rehabilitation Centre” – founded by hero of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism, bleedteal.

We are all comrade, loyal and equal to each other - yet with lend this service and loyalty to the founder of the Arocratic Pary and is the man, whom may rules with an iron fist - but covering that is a velvet glove which he wears for his people; may the enemies of Neo-Socialist-Arocratcic-Republicism feel the iron hand of our Benevolent Dictator: Aro!

Glorious legislation that is the sovereign entity, which is Splash Splash which embodies Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism:
  • Speak not of dissent
  • Speak not of decline
  • Wear nothing but rose-tinted spectacles when speaking of the past
  • Speak not of new ideas that threaten Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism
  • Treat the sovereign entity, which is Splash Splash, as the way it was used for.

    Landmarks noting the length of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism:
    1: Property of the Party
    500: Property of the Party
    1000: Property of the Party
    1500:
    2000:
    2500:

    Comrades of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism:

    All belong to the party.
    You do not find the party, the party finds you!


    State funded Literature and Heritage Preservation Society
    Dear brothers and daughter of the grand leader Aro; as we stand in our great nation we must provide that a record of it stands for the length of time through the telling of tales and making lore and legend! Of course, the loving state has taken it upon itself to provide an epic lore, unlike in days of old – this will be a screenplay, not a poem.

    Writers interested in collaborating and adding their part to this glorious tale, sign up, and do it for the Aroland!

    Those Interested:
    Oliver
    Aro
    Scud

    State Rehabilitation Centre
    Lord Basse: For crimes that shows he is one of the bourgeoisie and he was one of the men who believed in a hierarchical structure of Splash Splash. May be released if shows further solidarity to the cause and he will be granted freedom as his crimes will be forgiven.

    Epic Commander: Dissenter to the traditions of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicis and spreading lies about Comrade Oliver. May be fully realised if he embraces the true path. Post 141 shows his dissent, let the collective responsability of the comrades enforce justice.

    Warlord002: Lord?! As a self-proclaimed member of the bourgeoisie he must suffer.

    Turty: Speaks of dissent, he will remain here until he is active for the cause of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism - but insulting the greatness of Splash Splash will mean he will remain here for a long time


    Institution of Criminal Punishment
    Under Construction: Hurry comrades, work for the good of our state so we see dissenters face the justice and punishment they deserve

    [This message has been edited by Scud (edited 05-07-2008 @ 10:31 AM).]

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    viperiv
    Squire
    (id: EpIc CoMmandeR)
    posted 06-16-08 01:50 AM CT (US)     1976 / 2501       
    Say a word - The Wart of HG since 07-28-07 (and possibly longer)
    Evil Tailor
    Squire
    (id: Other White Meat)
    posted 06-16-08 02:40 AM CT (US)     1977 / 2501       
    ViperIV: The hump of HG since 11-01-2007.
    Splash Splash: The hooknose of HG since 2002. (I guess?)
    Other White Meat: The thick hair on the buttocks of HG since 08-16-2004.
    I think the picture is pretty clear. HG is a witch?

    "While I'm profaning I might as well do the whole f*cking thing."
    -- Christopher Hitchens
    http://soundcloud.com/adult-entertainment - Intriguing music! Made by me! (It's excellent!)

    [This message has been edited by Other White Meat (edited 06-16-2008 @ 02:41 AM).]

    Dead_End
    Cavalier
    posted 06-16-08 02:45 AM CT (US)     1978 / 2501       
    Burn HG!

    *Starts thinking*

    If already this website is a witch, what's Aro then?
    viperiv
    Squire
    (id: EpIc CoMmandeR)
    posted 06-16-08 02:51 AM CT (US)     1979 / 2501       
    Evil Tailor
    Squire
    (id: Other White Meat)
    posted 06-16-08 02:51 AM CT (US)     1980 / 2501       
    I guess he's the varicose veins on the witch's hands?

    EDIT: By the way I'm pretty sure that's the fourth time I've ever read 'Burn HG!'

    "While I'm profaning I might as well do the whole f*cking thing."
    -- Christopher Hitchens
    http://soundcloud.com/adult-entertainment - Intriguing music! Made by me! (It's excellent!)

    [This message has been edited by Other White Meat (edited 06-16-2008 @ 02:53 AM).]

    Free Scarler
    Squire
    posted 06-16-08 06:21 AM CT (US)     1981 / 2501       
    Yeeeeeeeah! I'll be getting quite some pretty pieces of clothing from a certain Asian lady tonight!

    uh, something isn't right here... anyway, my World War 3 Mod for AOKTC can be downloaded at www.box.net/shared/bvrxatdsoj but the remainder of my signature seems to be gone for good...
    let's see whether I can make my campaigns visible here (they only work with my mod) http://www.box.net/shared/48xmrzdu94 http://www.box.net/shared/xl9rtl5k17well, it seems to work!
    Aro
    AoKH Dictator
    posted 06-16-08 06:37 AM CT (US)     1982 / 2501       
    and dammit, have you blocked me or somethign, cuz you ain't online right now. Cuz if you have *shakes fist*
    You expect me to be on MSN at 7 AM?!?!?!
    A thread with 6k posts needs 6k posts with content.
    Very nice point.
    Aro hosts
    I host Say a Word 2? Why? No thanks, but why?
    Evolution is a myth and science counts as a religion!!
    Interesting, but you're all just characters in my dream.
    In the end, isn't YOUR opinion that counts, Aro?
    Yep, of course! But alas, I am not stubborn; my opinion can be swayed, my scale-covered comrade.
    Say a word is probably the most popular forum game in the world. It has simplicity and helps increase the post coun*cough* ... ahem ... yes, simplicity.
    The post count thing is the only obvious benefit, but every other post seemed to be Morgoth anyway...
    It's like y'all are proud of having the Heavengames' biggest wart. I think it was fair of it too be locked, perhaps it will urge y'all to use more brain cells.
    Ha. NN ftw.
    See? The first 'Say a word' has been locked. I say NO to this Arocracy! Death to the Tyrant! Freedom and equality for all!
    Pfft, that was never a part of the deal, infidel. The first one is closed as it exceeds the post count, no ifises, anises or buts. Somebody lynch this man (or make him go away for a few months)!
    Oh well, you guys are going to have to rebel against Aro alone: I'm going out for a couple of months.
    Very good!
    If already this website is a witch, what's Aro then?
    I'm the magic that flows throughout her veins. Without me, she's just an old, crazy woman.

    (Now she's an old, crazy woman with magical powers.)
    Yeeeeeeeah! I'll be getting quite some pretty pieces of clothing from a certain Asian lady tonight!
    I'm not Asian or a lady, and I never said I'd come over. (Well... maybe. But my clothes ain't gonna be pretty, hot shot. )

    » Your attractive master.
    » "Because I before E is a LIE!!!"

    [This message has been edited by Aro (edited 06-16-2008 @ 06:38 AM).]

    Evil Tailor
    Squire
    (id: Other White Meat)
    posted 06-16-08 06:49 AM CT (US)     1983 / 2501       
    Aro please tell me why you aren't online on Messenger?

    "While I'm profaning I might as well do the whole f*cking thing."
    -- Christopher Hitchens
    http://soundcloud.com/adult-entertainment - Intriguing music! Made by me! (It's excellent!)
    MW
    Squire
    (id: Medieval Warfare)
    posted 06-16-08 09:31 AM CT (US)     1984 / 2501       
    I shall thwart your plan of hosting a SS, Ako.
    Gwame
    Squire
    posted 06-16-08 11:03 AM CT (US)     1985 / 2501       
    Oh yeah, where's zyx?

    *kicks dark_aro*

    MY NAME IS GWAME I AM AOKH MEMBER SINCE 2004 AND I HAVE MANY POSTS
    BEST SIG OF 2008 AND 2ND BEST SIG OF 2009 (SAME SIG LOLOL)
    BEST SIG OF 2008
    92% of teenagers have moved on to rap music. If you're on of the 8% that still listens to real music, copy this into your signature.
    "^`'*-=~+,._.,+~=-*'`^" "Gwame your sig ain't funny nomore." - morgoth bauglir"^`'*-=~+,._.,+~=-*'`^"
    MW
    Squire
    (id: Medieval Warfare)
    posted 06-16-08 11:26 AM CT (US)     1986 / 2501       
    where is zyx...

    You kinda miss the ol' chap...wish he'll stop by sometime soon.

    EDIT- *splashes next poster*

    [This message has been edited by MW (edited 06-16-2008 @ 11:27 AM).]

    morgoth bauglir
    Squire
    posted 06-16-08 12:22 PM CT (US)     1987 / 2501       
    *gets splashed*

    Well, it would seem that there it goes. Let us at least give it a salute.
    I won't be posting in the new thread
    Aro please tell me why you aren't online on Messenger?
    I asked it myself, but apparently he thinks I can understand timezones properly... sheesh...

    Morgoth Bauglir/Quaazi - BORINGMETAL HEADTWAT
    Huidin's Belief - The Siege (4.4) - 2475 - Birth Of The Uruk-Hai (4.1) (Best Sound of 2008)
    Signature currently under construction. If you want to help out and provide me with the resources needed, download from the above links.
    Cknchaos
    Designer Extraordinaire
    posted 06-16-08 12:43 PM CT (US)     1988 / 2501       
    I remember getting into quite a few tussles with Zyxy, myself. I heard he became quite a comedian after I left.

    Tsunami's most notorious designer
    viperiv
    Squire
    (id: EpIc CoMmandeR)
    posted 06-16-08 01:34 PM CT (US)     1989 / 2501       
    Last time I talked to aro we ended up talking about the queen at 5:30AM GMT, then he blocked me.
    Scud
    Primus inter pares
    posted 06-16-08 01:37 PM CT (US)     1990 / 2501       
    up talking about the queen at 5:30AM GMT
    Where on earth where your parents? Why on earth did they leave you up all night - are you on your own...DO I NEED TO CALL SOCIAL SERVICES?!?!!! D:

    ¬_¬ Scuddles: Rhymes with huggles© ¬_¬
    "Scud: the man who could even make God feel foolish." - A Banned User
    "Anyway, Scud's not mean, it's not in his nature...he is a bit eccentric though!" - Anastasia
    morgoth bauglir
    Squire
    posted 06-16-08 01:40 PM CT (US)     1991 / 2501       
    Last time I spoke to Aro he mocked my musical talent...

    Morgoth Bauglir/Quaazi - BORINGMETAL HEADTWAT
    Huidin's Belief - The Siege (4.4) - 2475 - Birth Of The Uruk-Hai (4.1) (Best Sound of 2008)
    Signature currently under construction. If you want to help out and provide me with the resources needed, download from the above links.
    sharrkmaster
    Squire
    posted 06-16-08 01:53 PM CT (US)     1992 / 2501       
    Errrmmmm.........................................................................................................................................................................

    *is bored*

    I used to drive home after getting drunk, but I had to stop after some moms got "MA-D-D."
    ================================
    I'm not gay, I just really love rainbows.
    ================================
    ===== Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. =====
    Mr Wednesday
    Cavalier
    (id: matty12345)
    posted 06-16-08 03:59 PM CT (US)     1993 / 2501       
    I'm honestly thinking of closing it and exercising it for good (like a bike), because... it's just saying a word. That's seeming very +1-ish. Now, tell me, unbiased, all-knowing, neutral forumers, what do you think about Say a Word? Persuade me to keep it open or encourage me to close it.
    On behalf of the sane forummers, I beg you to end the say a word atrocities.

    It is a bit like a sci fi movie, a mad scientist in estonia creates a monster that goes out of control...

    I hate those +1 threads. Seriously, I could start the Say a number, say a symbol, say a country, etc thread tomorrow.

    (on that note, I am mildly curious how a say a symbol thread would go)

    SS at least has character, as apposed to Quazzi's lifeless monster.

    BTW, I am newer here than most of you, yet must I remind you of the tradition of not speaking of the next host at this point?

    "And Matt is a prolific lurker, watching over the forum from afar in silence, like Batman. He's the president TC needs, and possibly also the one it deserves." - trebuchet king
    morgoth bauglir
    Squire
    posted 06-16-08 04:13 PM CT (US)     1994 / 2501       
    Ahh, a Frankenthread, you say? That's make a great movie... it really would.

    I've been thinking: The Say A Number thread could be converted to say a word. By binary.
    BTW, I am newer here than most of you, yet must I remind you of the tradition of not speaking of the next host at this point?
    I don't care.

    Morgoth Bauglir/Quaazi - BORINGMETAL HEADTWAT
    Huidin's Belief - The Siege (4.4) - 2475 - Birth Of The Uruk-Hai (4.1) (Best Sound of 2008)
    Signature currently under construction. If you want to help out and provide me with the resources needed, download from the above links.
    Eaglehaslanded
    Squire
    posted 06-16-08 04:13 PM CT (US)     1995 / 2501       
    SHARRKMASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    YOU STRETCH MY WINDOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    *goes psycho*

    Yeah, I'm bored too.

    .^/¯/        Eaglehaslanded
      \  /~   
      ///      You, sir, are a wench - Scud
     '' ''     You, Sir, are a wrench - Reach
    nav
    Squire
    (id: nav_2004)
    posted 06-16-08 04:31 PM CT (US)     1996 / 2501       
    Now, tell me, unbiased, all-knowing, neutral forumers, what do you think about Say a Word? Persuade me to keep it open or encourage me to close it.
    *sings*
    Spam spam spam spam!
    Spam spam spam spam!
    Glorious spam!
    Wonderful spam!



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    Raptor the Good
    Squire
    posted 06-16-08 05:04 PM CT (US)     1997 / 2501       
    This thread is deliciously close to 2000.

    /// (¬, (¯\ (¯¹ ¯)¯ (¯) )¬,
    \\\ ==============
    /// AoKH Forumer

    DunC
    Squire
    (id: Evil_Cheese44221)
    posted 06-16-08 05:24 PM CT (US)     1998 / 2501       
    I have to push the pram-a-lottttttt!

    "It is my Duty. My Duty, as a complete, and utter bastard."~Arnold Judas Rimmer
    "The real revolution starts with learning. If you're not angry, then you're not paying attention" - Tim McIlath
    "We're All The PirateBay"
    ~~~~Evil_Cheese44221~~~~

    Raptor the Good
    Squire
    posted 06-16-08 05:59 PM CT (US)     1999 / 2501       
    *gives it to someone*

    /// (¬, (¯\ (¯¹ ¯)¯ (¯) )¬,
    \\\ ==============
    /// AoKH Forumer

    Wyo_Daniel
    Squire
    posted 06-16-08 06:00 PM CT (US)     2000 / 2501       
    Never gonna give AoKH up

    "I mean, imagine someone screaming 'MAH PANTS' with no pants. Wouldn't that be a truly comical sight?" ---Quaazi
    "HOLY CRAP WYO YOU'RE FAT!!!" ---Quaazi
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