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Scud
Primus inter pares
posted 02-22-08 10:39 AM CT (US)         
Splash Splash XXXV: The Neo-Socialist-Arocratic Republic.




All Praise to the Benevolent Dreadfully Tempestuous Dictator and Il Duce of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism: Aro


Welcome one and all, dear sons and daughters of the mighty Arocratic Republic, we are gathered here in the grand plaza dedicated to our leader for an important announcement that will shape the future of our glorious state that embodies the virtues of collective-reasonability and responsibility, the pillars of freedom (but freedom that is restricted for the perpetual glory and sovereignty of the realm and fiefdom of the glorious Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republic )!

To all those dissenters and those of who dreams of disillusion and utter the counter-productive words that the grand state of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism that is the sovereign entity which is Splash Splash – you will be cut down and branded enemies of the state.

Dear sons and daughters of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism – gone are the days of tyranny as we are now all equal in the sovereign entity, which is Splash Splash! Those who dared to encroach on our past freedoms will be no more, together we shall work to reunite the sovereign entity, which is Splash Splash, to it’s former glory.

Of course, as we are all equal we have collective responsibility to work together to broaden the horizons and follow the traditions of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism; dissenters, past rulers of tyranny, those who dare bring new customs that impeach unto the ways of Neo-Socialist-Arocratcic-Republicism will be dealt with and sent to the “State Rehabilitation Centre” – founded by hero of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism, bleedteal.

We are all comrade, loyal and equal to each other - yet with lend this service and loyalty to the founder of the Arocratic Pary and is the man, whom may rules with an iron fist - but covering that is a velvet glove which he wears for his people; may the enemies of Neo-Socialist-Arocratcic-Republicism feel the iron hand of our Benevolent Dictator: Aro!

Glorious legislation that is the sovereign entity, which is Splash Splash which embodies Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism:
  • Speak not of dissent
  • Speak not of decline
  • Wear nothing but rose-tinted spectacles when speaking of the past
  • Speak not of new ideas that threaten Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism
  • Treat the sovereign entity, which is Splash Splash, as the way it was used for.

    Landmarks noting the length of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism:
    1: Property of the Party
    500: Property of the Party
    1000: Property of the Party
    1500:
    2000:
    2500:

    Comrades of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism:

    All belong to the party.
    You do not find the party, the party finds you!


    State funded Literature and Heritage Preservation Society
    Dear brothers and daughter of the grand leader Aro; as we stand in our great nation we must provide that a record of it stands for the length of time through the telling of tales and making lore and legend! Of course, the loving state has taken it upon itself to provide an epic lore, unlike in days of old – this will be a screenplay, not a poem.

    Writers interested in collaborating and adding their part to this glorious tale, sign up, and do it for the Aroland!

    Those Interested:
    Oliver
    Aro
    Scud

    State Rehabilitation Centre
    Lord Basse: For crimes that shows he is one of the bourgeoisie and he was one of the men who believed in a hierarchical structure of Splash Splash. May be released if shows further solidarity to the cause and he will be granted freedom as his crimes will be forgiven.

    Epic Commander: Dissenter to the traditions of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicis and spreading lies about Comrade Oliver. May be fully realised if he embraces the true path. Post 141 shows his dissent, let the collective responsability of the comrades enforce justice.

    Warlord002: Lord?! As a self-proclaimed member of the bourgeoisie he must suffer.

    Turty: Speaks of dissent, he will remain here until he is active for the cause of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism - but insulting the greatness of Splash Splash will mean he will remain here for a long time


    Institution of Criminal Punishment
    Under Construction: Hurry comrades, work for the good of our state so we see dissenters face the justice and punishment they deserve

    [This message has been edited by Scud (edited 05-07-2008 @ 10:31 AM).]

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    Solivago
    Squire
    posted 07-07-08 03:59 PM CT (US)     2226 / 2501       
    Well, I'm not Swedish, or Estonian, or European for all that matter....I've just been to negligent to post anything. So, *raspberry*. +1, free of Swedish and Estonian thought.

    UmhumummmmumummmHUMumummmmm[um]1.... Has anybody seen WALL-E? I hear the short, Presto, is extremely good and reminiscent of kind of Tex Avery cartoon. I bet the scenery/art/backdrops is really awesome too. Pixar ftw!
     
    1) UmumummmmmummmmmmummmmUMumUmmmmm..yes the citation was necessary.
    ]I blame my lack of posting on the TV, according to the national statistics it's my favourite past time, while I sometimes go out and play sports with 25% of the population.
    Twenty five percent of the British population?? I heard of team sports, but that's ridiculuous! How on earth do you play ...ooohh I don't know what you British folk play..croquet (forgive me for stereotyping. Perhaps cuz 4th of July was kinda recent?) with 10,000 people?

    {___ ک OLIVAGO ___╣}

    He's a real nowhere Man / Sitting in hisNowhere Land / Making all his nowhere plans
    ...for nobody -Beatles Song

    {╠___{ AoKH Main | My Blog | Code of Conduct }___╣}
    ---
    nav
    Squire
    (id: nav_2004)
    posted 07-07-08 04:06 PM CT (US)     2227 / 2501       
    The moral decline of our community isn't hard to understand when you consider the facts.
    Scud your post is brilliant. However, the only problem with your analysis is that I have been told that there are 3 types of liars in this world:

    1)Liars
    2)Damn liars
    3)Statisticians

    Now obviously this hurts your assessment significantly, unless I can be proven to be either number 1 or number 2 on my list.

    I'm not sure where the average politician fits in on the list, but I would guess number 2.



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    Eaglehaslanded
    Squire
    posted 07-07-08 04:18 PM CT (US)     2228 / 2501       
    I presume politicians are damn liars.

    .^/¯/        Eaglehaslanded
      \  /~   
      ///      You, sir, are a wench - Scud
     '' ''     You, Sir, are a wrench - Reach
    Scud
    Primus inter pares
    posted 07-07-08 05:09 PM CT (US)     2229 / 2501       
    I'm not sure where the average politician fits in on the list, but I would guess number 2.
    But the Office for National Statistics is now independant from goverment, so that mean's they're no longer to be classed as number two, and thus make the facts reliable.

    But like I said, if we look at the morale decline of AokH and the majority of AokH users who come from these countries, the figures seems to ring true, AMIRITE?!

    ¬_¬ Scuddles: Rhymes with huggles© ¬_¬
    "Scud: the man who could even make God feel foolish." - A Banned User
    "Anyway, Scud's not mean, it's not in his nature...he is a bit eccentric though!" - Anastasia

    [This message has been edited by Scud (edited 07-07-2008 @ 05:10 PM).]

    Solivago
    Squire
    posted 07-07-08 06:38 PM CT (US)     2230 / 2501       
    ...You like always being "right", don't you?

    While y'all nitpick over truth from talk, I'm trying to Aro feel better by posting more garbage posts and stuff. I've already surpassed my posting record in this week by double compared to last one's...See, I can help this place look better? I worked twice as hard!

    {___ ک OLIVAGO ___╣}

    He's a real nowhere Man / Sitting in hisNowhere Land / Making all his nowhere plans
    ...for nobody -Beatles Song

    {╠___{ AoKH Main | My Blog | Code of Conduct }___╣}
    ---
    nav
    Squire
    (id: nav_2004)
    posted 07-07-08 09:00 PM CT (US)     2231 / 2501       
    Scud always speaks the truth, except when he lies.



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    Solivago
    Squire
    posted 07-07-08 09:25 PM CT (US)     2232 / 2501       
    e_e You realize that's like saying,"I am always awake, except when I'm asleep."

    ... That is a tumid example of circular logic. It already states the obvious. You want me to believe a lie is a truth?

    {___ ک OLIVAGO ___╣}

    He's a real nowhere Man / Sitting in hisNowhere Land / Making all his nowhere plans
    ...for nobody -Beatles Song

    {╠___{ AoKH Main | My Blog | Code of Conduct }___╣}
    ---
    Gwame
    Squire
    posted 07-07-08 11:45 PM CT (US)     2233 / 2501       
    He's joking...

    MY NAME IS GWAME I AM AOKH MEMBER SINCE 2004 AND I HAVE MANY POSTS
    BEST SIG OF 2008 AND 2ND BEST SIG OF 2009 (SAME SIG LOLOL)
    BEST SIG OF 2008
    92% of teenagers have moved on to rap music. If you're on of the 8% that still listens to real music, copy this into your signature.
    "^`'*-=~+,._.,+~=-*'`^" "Gwame your sig ain't funny nomore." - morgoth bauglir"^`'*-=~+,._.,+~=-*'`^"
    RON PAUL 2016
    Squire
    (id: Turty)
    posted 07-07-08 11:56 PM CT (US)     2234 / 2501       
    nav always jokes, except when he's serious.
    morgoth bauglir
    Squire
    posted 07-08-08 03:31 AM CT (US)     2235 / 2501       
    Just make sure the riffs aren't repetitive. Welcome back.

    And I already found the Hellrider cover while searching your whatever-that-site-was page. It's in my favorites now.
    Depends on what you think a repetitive riff is. It's only 4 min long, and it have two riffs, one a 4/4+3/4 and the second a 3/4+3/4 variation of it. Plus a chorus. But much fun.

    And that one is a crappy one I did on my first try. I hope I can do better.
    Another nationality that crops up often on this forum is those of Estonian origin (albeit only one forumer can claim Estonian origin, but he just makes up for his abscent countrymen by posting on their behalf if we look at the amount posted by said Estonian), have the highest percentage of children being born outside of marriage (59%)
    I demand a source for this. My parents were forced to marry when I popped up, and it's pretty much the same for all my generation, aka the new republic generation (we were born when we regained independence. I guess everyone was happy then )

    I always get the joke, except for those times I don't. See how miraculously easy this is? Of course, I'm a genius 'n all, but hey!

    @ 300 thread: WHEN THE FRACK DID THAT HAPPEN!?

    Morgoth Bauglir/Quaazi - BORINGMETAL HEADTWAT
    Huidin's Belief - The Siege (4.4) - 2475 - Birth Of The Uruk-Hai (4.1) (Best Sound of 2008)
    Signature currently under construction. If you want to help out and provide me with the resources needed, download from the above links.

    [This message has been edited by Quaazi (edited 07-08-2008 @ 03:34 AM).]

    nav
    Squire
    (id: nav_2004)
    posted 07-08-08 09:41 AM CT (US)     2236 / 2501       
    nav always jokes, except when he's serious.
    This leaves out the situations in which I'm jokingly serious or seriously joking.



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    Gwame
    Squire
    posted 07-08-08 10:37 AM CT (US)     2237 / 2501       
    On a completely unrelated note, I just got braces, and they won't leave my lip alone! >_<

    MY NAME IS GWAME I AM AOKH MEMBER SINCE 2004 AND I HAVE MANY POSTS
    BEST SIG OF 2008 AND 2ND BEST SIG OF 2009 (SAME SIG LOLOL)
    BEST SIG OF 2008
    92% of teenagers have moved on to rap music. If you're on of the 8% that still listens to real music, copy this into your signature.
    "^`'*-=~+,._.,+~=-*'`^" "Gwame your sig ain't funny nomore." - morgoth bauglir"^`'*-=~+,._.,+~=-*'`^"
    morgoth bauglir
    Squire
    posted 07-08-08 10:38 AM CT (US)     2238 / 2501       
    Then the braces and me have something in common...

    Morgoth Bauglir/Quaazi - BORINGMETAL HEADTWAT
    Huidin's Belief - The Siege (4.4) - 2475 - Birth Of The Uruk-Hai (4.1) (Best Sound of 2008)
    Signature currently under construction. If you want to help out and provide me with the resources needed, download from the above links.
    Aro
    AoKH Dictator
    posted 07-08-08 10:44 AM CT (US)     2239 / 2501       
    I demand a source for this. My parents were forced to marry when I popped up, and it's pretty much the same for all my generation, aka the new republic generation (we were born when we regained independence. I guess everyone was happy then )
    Way to ruin the generally cheerful mood of Splash Splash.
    This leaves out the situations in which I'm jokingly serious or seriously joking.
    You, Nav, are, by far, the most varied person I've ever known in my entire life... ever. But maybe that's the medications talking. (And the alchohol. (And the steroids.))
    Then the braces and me have something in common...
    Nice. Both unexpected and delightfully entertaining!
    I'm trying to Aro feel better by posting more garbage posts and stuff.
    Aro better feeling, NN, Aro better feeling. *appreciates you*

    » Your attractive master.
    » "Because I before E is a LIE!!!"

    [This message has been edited by Aro (edited 07-08-2008 @ 10:45 AM).]

    Gwame
    Squire
    posted 07-08-08 10:49 AM CT (US)     2240 / 2501       
    Then the braces and me have something in common...
    In a sexual or violent manner?

    I'm gonna go play some good ole Custer's Revenge.

    MY NAME IS GWAME I AM AOKH MEMBER SINCE 2004 AND I HAVE MANY POSTS
    BEST SIG OF 2008 AND 2ND BEST SIG OF 2009 (SAME SIG LOLOL)
    BEST SIG OF 2008
    92% of teenagers have moved on to rap music. If you're on of the 8% that still listens to real music, copy this into your signature.
    "^`'*-=~+,._.,+~=-*'`^" "Gwame your sig ain't funny nomore." - morgoth bauglir"^`'*-=~+,._.,+~=-*'`^"
    morgoth bauglir
    Squire
    posted 07-08-08 10:55 AM CT (US)     2241 / 2501       
    In a sexual or violent manner?
    If all goes well... both...

    Morgoth Bauglir/Quaazi - BORINGMETAL HEADTWAT
    Huidin's Belief - The Siege (4.4) - 2475 - Birth Of The Uruk-Hai (4.1) (Best Sound of 2008)
    Signature currently under construction. If you want to help out and provide me with the resources needed, download from the above links.
    viperiv
    Squire
    (id: EpIc CoMmandeR)
    posted 07-08-08 11:07 AM CT (US)     2242 / 2501       
    So you like violent butsecks?
    morgoth bauglir
    Squire
    posted 07-08-08 11:20 AM CT (US)     2243 / 2501       
    Is there any other kind, me wonders...

    Morgoth Bauglir/Quaazi - BORINGMETAL HEADTWAT
    Huidin's Belief - The Siege (4.4) - 2475 - Birth Of The Uruk-Hai (4.1) (Best Sound of 2008)
    Signature currently under construction. If you want to help out and provide me with the resources needed, download from the above links.
    Eaglehaslanded
    Squire
    posted 07-08-08 11:27 AM CT (US)     2244 / 2501       
    I sense a bit of PIRATE in your voice there, Quaazi.

    .^/¯/        Eaglehaslanded
      \  /~   
      ///      You, sir, are a wench - Scud
     '' ''     You, Sir, are a wrench - Reach
    morgoth bauglir
    Squire
    posted 07-08-08 11:33 AM CT (US)     2245 / 2501       
    Argh. Argh knows what I speak of, eh Argh?

    Morgoth Bauglir/Quaazi - BORINGMETAL HEADTWAT
    Huidin's Belief - The Siege (4.4) - 2475 - Birth Of The Uruk-Hai (4.1) (Best Sound of 2008)
    Signature currently under construction. If you want to help out and provide me with the resources needed, download from the above links.
    Solivago
    Squire
    posted 07-08-08 12:06 PM CT (US)     2246 / 2501       
    SHH! Quaazi, don't be a fool to suspecting ninjas on this server! Do you want to be sliced by flying blades? It is lethal to impersonate pirates in places like these.

    {___ ک OLIVAGO ___╣}

    He's a real nowhere Man / Sitting in hisNowhere Land / Making all his nowhere plans
    ...for nobody -Beatles Song

    {╠___{ AoKH Main | My Blog | Code of Conduct }___╣}
    ---

    [This message has been edited by Solivago (edited 07-08-2008 @ 12:09 PM).]

    Scud
    Primus inter pares
    posted 07-08-08 12:11 PM CT (US)     2247 / 2501       
    Way to ruin the generally cheerful mood of Splash Splash.
    I was the right, see! The decline of Splash Splash is directly related to the facts uncovered!

    ¬_¬ Scuddles: Rhymes with huggles© ¬_¬
    "Scud: the man who could even make God feel foolish." - A Banned User
    "Anyway, Scud's not mean, it's not in his nature...he is a bit eccentric though!" - Anastasia
    morgoth bauglir
    Squire
    posted 07-08-08 12:31 PM CT (US)     2248 / 2501       
    AHH, but who is to blame for this!? YOU, with your absentness and crap. HOW DARE YOU!?

    Morgoth Bauglir/Quaazi - BORINGMETAL HEADTWAT
    Huidin's Belief - The Siege (4.4) - 2475 - Birth Of The Uruk-Hai (4.1) (Best Sound of 2008)
    Signature currently under construction. If you want to help out and provide me with the resources needed, download from the above links.
    KayanZ
    Squire
    (id: ZayanK)
    posted 07-08-08 12:50 PM CT (US)     2249 / 2501       
    Look who's talking. ITALY MY BALLS
    viperiv
    Squire
    (id: EpIc CoMmandeR)
    posted 07-08-08 01:25 PM CT (US)     2250 / 2501       
    *joins in*

    Well your hardly ONE TO TALK

    [This message has been edited by ViperIV (edited 07-08-2008 @ 01:26 PM).]

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