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Scud
Primus inter pares
posted 02-22-08 10:39 AM CT (US)         
Splash Splash XXXV: The Neo-Socialist-Arocratic Republic.




All Praise to the Benevolent Dreadfully Tempestuous Dictator and Il Duce of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism: Aro


Welcome one and all, dear sons and daughters of the mighty Arocratic Republic, we are gathered here in the grand plaza dedicated to our leader for an important announcement that will shape the future of our glorious state that embodies the virtues of collective-reasonability and responsibility, the pillars of freedom (but freedom that is restricted for the perpetual glory and sovereignty of the realm and fiefdom of the glorious Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republic )!

To all those dissenters and those of who dreams of disillusion and utter the counter-productive words that the grand state of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism that is the sovereign entity which is Splash Splash – you will be cut down and branded enemies of the state.

Dear sons and daughters of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism – gone are the days of tyranny as we are now all equal in the sovereign entity, which is Splash Splash! Those who dared to encroach on our past freedoms will be no more, together we shall work to reunite the sovereign entity, which is Splash Splash, to it’s former glory.

Of course, as we are all equal we have collective responsibility to work together to broaden the horizons and follow the traditions of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism; dissenters, past rulers of tyranny, those who dare bring new customs that impeach unto the ways of Neo-Socialist-Arocratcic-Republicism will be dealt with and sent to the “State Rehabilitation Centre” – founded by hero of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism, bleedteal.

We are all comrade, loyal and equal to each other - yet with lend this service and loyalty to the founder of the Arocratic Pary and is the man, whom may rules with an iron fist - but covering that is a velvet glove which he wears for his people; may the enemies of Neo-Socialist-Arocratcic-Republicism feel the iron hand of our Benevolent Dictator: Aro!

Glorious legislation that is the sovereign entity, which is Splash Splash which embodies Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism:
  • Speak not of dissent
  • Speak not of decline
  • Wear nothing but rose-tinted spectacles when speaking of the past
  • Speak not of new ideas that threaten Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism
  • Treat the sovereign entity, which is Splash Splash, as the way it was used for.

    Landmarks noting the length of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism:
    1: Property of the Party
    500: Property of the Party
    1000: Property of the Party
    1500:
    2000:
    2500:

    Comrades of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism:

    All belong to the party.
    You do not find the party, the party finds you!


    State funded Literature and Heritage Preservation Society
    Dear brothers and daughter of the grand leader Aro; as we stand in our great nation we must provide that a record of it stands for the length of time through the telling of tales and making lore and legend! Of course, the loving state has taken it upon itself to provide an epic lore, unlike in days of old – this will be a screenplay, not a poem.

    Writers interested in collaborating and adding their part to this glorious tale, sign up, and do it for the Aroland!

    Those Interested:
    Oliver
    Aro
    Scud

    State Rehabilitation Centre
    Lord Basse: For crimes that shows he is one of the bourgeoisie and he was one of the men who believed in a hierarchical structure of Splash Splash. May be released if shows further solidarity to the cause and he will be granted freedom as his crimes will be forgiven.

    Epic Commander: Dissenter to the traditions of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicis and spreading lies about Comrade Oliver. May be fully realised if he embraces the true path. Post 141 shows his dissent, let the collective responsability of the comrades enforce justice.

    Warlord002: Lord?! As a self-proclaimed member of the bourgeoisie he must suffer.

    Turty: Speaks of dissent, he will remain here until he is active for the cause of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism - but insulting the greatness of Splash Splash will mean he will remain here for a long time


    Institution of Criminal Punishment
    Under Construction: Hurry comrades, work for the good of our state so we see dissenters face the justice and punishment they deserve

    [This message has been edited by Scud (edited 05-07-2008 @ 10:31 AM).]

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    Scud
    Primus inter pares
    posted 02-25-08 11:19 AM CT (US)     226 / 2501       
    Dude, you're being too serious about this. *You're* the host; come on, loosen up damn you.
    I know, but when I see a post, regardless of whom posted it, I never stand for posts with so much inconsistencies, points/evidence/jokes made without substance, and also injustice – and no this isn’t me defending my pride it just happens to be my gifted aptitude when it comes to morals as I never like to see the various plotting I have listen above.
    I don't really see the point to rehab...
    As you clearly see no need for such method to try and indoctrinate educate you in the proper Spalsh Spalsh etiquette you will be punished will full extend of the state and her comrades. Oh ex-comrade Epic, this is not like some uncivilized lesser sovereign (note they are have illegitimate sovereignty) entities like “Taverns” and “Off Topic Threads” which you frequent; proper moral and social order will be observed of Splash Splash, and as you are willing to learn – the mighty comrades of the state will; construct a prison akin to the grand Tower of England, and you shall be held for eternity.
    Shouldn't DunC be in rehab/prison for getting Aro pwned?
    See above, as dissenter whom are you give advice in our glorious state of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism? And this noted seriousness was for the “lols” and roleplay if nobody picked that up
    I'm a God and should be acknowledged as such!!!
    Just like Seleucus I Nicator, seeing as he took on a god-like stasus within the empire, consider it done – I have happily waved the banner for Arocractic rule, and like many supporters I wept in pain and grieve at the new reign of CC.
    but I don't have a mustache
    Well I do, pretty much exactly like Midge Ure’s in the music-video for the 1980 hit “Vienna”.
    I'd love to make contributions, as long as there are pre-set contributors.
    If there are such a list and future, let us organise such a list now. I willing put forward my name, and I have felt though I cringe at my attempts of earlier scriptwriting I have matured in writing and knowledge and generally more grown to add my own unique sense of wit [sic, before someone dares to challenge me on that, you are entitled to your opinion] and flamboyant writing style.
    Nah, it's quite comfortable in here.
    'Tis a shame, you were loyal to the Arocratic cause - but your stately title impeaches on his rule as dictator.

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    [This message has been edited by Scud (edited 02-25-2008 @ 11:21 AM).]

    DunC
    Squire
    (id: Evil_Cheese44221)
    posted 02-25-08 11:22 AM CT (US)     227 / 2501       
    Shouldn't DunC be in rehab/prison for getting Aro pwned?
    Comrade, though your opinion is of worth, Comrade Scud is correct.
    Although, comrade, I may need some form of sedative to induce a "anti-saying-comrade-coma"

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    ~~~~Evil_Cheese44221~~~~

    viperiv
    Squire
    (id: EpIc CoMmandeR)
    posted 02-25-08 11:23 AM CT (US)     228 / 2501       
    construct a prison akin to the grand Tower of England, and you shall be held for eternity.
    Kewl, my own place
    Scud
    Primus inter pares
    posted 02-25-08 11:28 AM CT (US)     229 / 2501       
    Kewl, my own place
    Well you won't be staying there for long, as the state will start to take a tough line on dissenters and criminals once the building is complete - and of course, once you are in there you won't be in there for long.

    ¬_¬ Scuddles: Rhymes with huggles© ¬_¬
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    "Anyway, Scud's not mean, it's not in his nature...he is a bit eccentric though!" - Anastasia
    viperiv
    Squire
    (id: EpIc CoMmandeR)
    posted 02-25-08 11:29 AM CT (US)     230 / 2501       
    ZOMG! Penthouse!
    Scud
    Primus inter pares
    posted 02-25-08 11:35 AM CT (US)     231 / 2501       
    No, I am alluding to the death penalty – yet again I have over-estimated your intelligence and common sense by thinking you had the standards of somebody who is of just average intellect.

    ¬_¬ Scuddles: Rhymes with huggles© ¬_¬
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    viperiv
    Squire
    (id: EpIc CoMmandeR)
    posted 02-25-08 11:37 AM CT (US)     232 / 2501       
    I know that.


    Seriously, for once I knew what you were getting at.
    Scud
    Primus inter pares
    posted 02-25-08 11:47 AM CT (US)     233 / 2501       
    Given your track record; I can only conclude you are lying - you are the most deviant character I know (second only to Fagin, whom is just a small margin behind Gríma Wormtongue).

    ¬_¬ Scuddles: Rhymes with huggles© ¬_¬
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    viperiv
    Squire
    (id: EpIc CoMmandeR)
    posted 02-25-08 11:57 AM CT (US)     234 / 2501       
    Sigged, but the weird thing is, I am happy and sad...


    Mostly sad because you do not believe me
    Scud
    Primus inter pares
    posted 02-25-08 12:02 PM CT (US)     235 / 2501       
    But you can only blame yourself, as you have shown in the past that you like to manipulate your posts and people’s quotes to achieve your own gains (mostly to show yourself in greater and increased qualities) – yes it is very sad, but the only person who can change this is yourself.

    From the above we can gather; I bloody well beat Aesop when it comes to giving out advice. I think, Aesop, you owe me a drink.

    ¬_¬ Scuddles: Rhymes with huggles© ¬_¬
    "Scud: the man who could even make God feel foolish." - A Banned User
    "Anyway, Scud's not mean, it's not in his nature...he is a bit eccentric though!" - Anastasia

    [This message has been edited by Scud (edited 02-25-2008 @ 12:02 PM).]

    Lord Basse
    MI6 Scenario-Making Machine
    posted 02-25-08 12:03 PM CT (US)     236 / 2501       
    I assume llamas are equals as well, I dont see any llama steak.

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    viperiv
    Squire
    (id: EpIc CoMmandeR)
    posted 02-25-08 12:03 PM CT (US)     237 / 2501       
    But you can only blame yourself, as you have shown in the past that you like to manipulate your posts and people’s quotes to achieve your own gains
    Links please
    Lord Basse
    MI6 Scenario-Making Machine
    posted 02-25-08 12:08 PM CT (US)     238 / 2501       
    From the above we can gather; I bloody well beat Aesop when it comes to giving out advice. I think, Aesop, you owe me a drink.
    You're soon to beat Narcissus in being self-centered.

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    [This message has been edited by Lord Basse (edited 02-25-2008 @ 12:10 PM).]

    Scud
    Primus inter pares
    posted 02-25-08 12:15 PM CT (US)     239 / 2501       
    You're soon to beat Narcissus in being self-centred.
    That is indeed rich coming from you. I am self-centred; in fact I have only boasted (if you can even call it that) about my personal qualities after people have pointed them out first and to a great extent, yet you always say that I am self-centred.

    Odd, when it is a case of pot calling the kettle black when we see all your previous exploits and attempts to build a cult around your persona.

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    morgoth bauglir
    Squire
    posted 02-25-08 12:16 PM CT (US)     240 / 2501       
    Who the bloody deuce said llamas!? I have a deep hatred for llamas after one Splash Splash!

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    Scud
    Primus inter pares
    posted 02-25-08 12:18 PM CT (US)     241 / 2501       
    I have a deep hatred for llamas after one Splash Splash!
    Well I arranged so we killed it in the end, did that make you happy?

    Don't worry, I promise a llama free Splash Splash this time around.

    ¬_¬ Scuddles: Rhymes with huggles© ¬_¬
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    Lord Basse
    MI6 Scenario-Making Machine
    posted 02-25-08 12:18 PM CT (US)     242 / 2501       
    Odd, when it is a case of pot calling the kettle black when we see all your previous exploits and attempts to build a cult around your persona.
    That's beyond the subject, i.e. you
    in fact I have only boasted (if you can even call it that)
    Whatever you call it, it's anything but modesty

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    morgoth bauglir
    Squire
    posted 02-25-08 12:21 PM CT (US)     243 / 2501       
    Wait, Scud, you hosted the llama one? Link now or die! Can you do any less?

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    Lord Basse
    MI6 Scenario-Making Machine
    posted 02-25-08 12:21 PM CT (US)     244 / 2501       
    Don't worry, I promise a llama free Splash Splash this time around.
    *notices the alpaca behind Scud*

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    Scud
    Primus inter pares
    posted 02-25-08 12:22 PM CT (US)     245 / 2501       
    I promised no llamas, I never mentioned alpacas.

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    morgoth bauglir
    Squire
    posted 02-25-08 12:23 PM CT (US)     246 / 2501       
    Wait, behind Scud? Scud. Don't. Bend. Over. Really.

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    Mr Wednesday
    Cavalier
    (id: matty12345)
    posted 02-25-08 01:37 PM CT (US)     247 / 2501       
    So I am reading TC, and every topic has scud flaming someone (basse, epic, etc). How exactly did this guy win nicest forummer of the year?

    And don't give me this inner circle outer circle crap. I am in the "inner" circle I think and it ain't that hot in here either

    sorry Scuddles, just teasing as usual

    "And Matt is a prolific lurker, watching over the forum from afar in silence, like Batman. He's the president TC needs, and possibly also the one it deserves." - trebuchet king
    Scud
    Primus inter pares
    posted 02-25-08 01:43 PM CT (US)     248 / 2501       
    Well, I did get Meanest Forumer aswell - so that explains it:
  • The people I am mean to voted me for Meanest (and the ones who I am not mean to, did it for a laugh)
  • The rest, the plebian mass, voted for me as Nicest.

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  • morgoth bauglir
    Squire
    posted 02-25-08 01:44 PM CT (US)     249 / 2501       
    I didn't vote at all, but only because there was no "borderline gay" category.

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    Mr Wednesday
    Cavalier
    (id: matty12345)
    posted 02-25-08 01:47 PM CT (US)     250 / 2501       
    See I can't remember now who I voted for in those categories. Guess they were forgetalbe people

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