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Scud
Primus inter pares
posted 02-22-08 10:39 AM CT (US)         
Splash Splash XXXV: The Neo-Socialist-Arocratic Republic.




All Praise to the Benevolent Dreadfully Tempestuous Dictator and Il Duce of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism: Aro


Welcome one and all, dear sons and daughters of the mighty Arocratic Republic, we are gathered here in the grand plaza dedicated to our leader for an important announcement that will shape the future of our glorious state that embodies the virtues of collective-reasonability and responsibility, the pillars of freedom (but freedom that is restricted for the perpetual glory and sovereignty of the realm and fiefdom of the glorious Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republic )!

To all those dissenters and those of who dreams of disillusion and utter the counter-productive words that the grand state of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism that is the sovereign entity which is Splash Splash – you will be cut down and branded enemies of the state.

Dear sons and daughters of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism – gone are the days of tyranny as we are now all equal in the sovereign entity, which is Splash Splash! Those who dared to encroach on our past freedoms will be no more, together we shall work to reunite the sovereign entity, which is Splash Splash, to it’s former glory.

Of course, as we are all equal we have collective responsibility to work together to broaden the horizons and follow the traditions of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism; dissenters, past rulers of tyranny, those who dare bring new customs that impeach unto the ways of Neo-Socialist-Arocratcic-Republicism will be dealt with and sent to the “State Rehabilitation Centre” – founded by hero of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism, bleedteal.

We are all comrade, loyal and equal to each other - yet with lend this service and loyalty to the founder of the Arocratic Pary and is the man, whom may rules with an iron fist - but covering that is a velvet glove which he wears for his people; may the enemies of Neo-Socialist-Arocratcic-Republicism feel the iron hand of our Benevolent Dictator: Aro!

Glorious legislation that is the sovereign entity, which is Splash Splash which embodies Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism:
  • Speak not of dissent
  • Speak not of decline
  • Wear nothing but rose-tinted spectacles when speaking of the past
  • Speak not of new ideas that threaten Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism
  • Treat the sovereign entity, which is Splash Splash, as the way it was used for.

    Landmarks noting the length of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism:
    1: Property of the Party
    500: Property of the Party
    1000: Property of the Party
    1500:
    2000:
    2500:

    Comrades of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism:

    All belong to the party.
    You do not find the party, the party finds you!


    State funded Literature and Heritage Preservation Society
    Dear brothers and daughter of the grand leader Aro; as we stand in our great nation we must provide that a record of it stands for the length of time through the telling of tales and making lore and legend! Of course, the loving state has taken it upon itself to provide an epic lore, unlike in days of old – this will be a screenplay, not a poem.

    Writers interested in collaborating and adding their part to this glorious tale, sign up, and do it for the Aroland!

    Those Interested:
    Oliver
    Aro
    Scud

    State Rehabilitation Centre
    Lord Basse: For crimes that shows he is one of the bourgeoisie and he was one of the men who believed in a hierarchical structure of Splash Splash. May be released if shows further solidarity to the cause and he will be granted freedom as his crimes will be forgiven.

    Epic Commander: Dissenter to the traditions of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicis and spreading lies about Comrade Oliver. May be fully realised if he embraces the true path. Post 141 shows his dissent, let the collective responsability of the comrades enforce justice.

    Warlord002: Lord?! As a self-proclaimed member of the bourgeoisie he must suffer.

    Turty: Speaks of dissent, he will remain here until he is active for the cause of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism - but insulting the greatness of Splash Splash will mean he will remain here for a long time


    Institution of Criminal Punishment
    Under Construction: Hurry comrades, work for the good of our state so we see dissenters face the justice and punishment they deserve

    [This message has been edited by Scud (edited 05-07-2008 @ 10:31 AM).]

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    Mash
    Huskarl
    (id: Mashek)
    posted 07-19-08 09:51 PM CT (US)     2451 / 2501       
    Solivago
    Squire
    posted 07-19-08 10:01 PM CT (US)     2452 / 2501       
    Man, "5 click Jesus" is easier than I thought when I Googled it. All you have to do is search for Christian nation and you're home free.

    Rather startling such a tribe exists. You didn't happen to throw a bottle off a plane, Aro did you?

    {___ ک OLIVAGO ___╣}

    He's a real nowhere Man / Sitting in hisNowhere Land / Making all his nowhere plans
    ...for nobody -Beatles Song

    {╠___{ AoKH Main | My Blog | Code of Conduct }___╣}
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    [This message has been edited by Solivago (edited 07-19-2008 @ 10:12 PM).]

    Gwame
    Squire
    posted 07-19-08 10:18 PM CT (US)     2453 / 2501       
    I made it from a tiny Japanese village (from the Random Article function of course) to Jesus Christ in three clicks. Go me .

    MY NAME IS GWAME I AM AOKH MEMBER SINCE 2004 AND I HAVE MANY POSTS
    BEST SIG OF 2008 AND 2ND BEST SIG OF 2009 (SAME SIG LOLOL)
    BEST SIG OF 2008
    92% of teenagers have moved on to rap music. If you're on of the 8% that still listens to real music, copy this into your signature.
    "^`'*-=~+,._.,+~=-*'`^" "Gwame your sig ain't funny nomore." - morgoth bauglir"^`'*-=~+,._.,+~=-*'`^"
    Solivago
    Squire
    posted 07-19-08 10:43 PM CT (US)     2454 / 2501       
    I just figured, there's a place called this.

    So now it can be a pun!

    This furniture is ugly. I went to this. This cake is bad. Did you know about this? People at This museum is boring and dull.

    {___ ک OLIVAGO ___╣}

    He's a real nowhere Man / Sitting in hisNowhere Land / Making all his nowhere plans
    ...for nobody -Beatles Song

    {╠___{ AoKH Main | My Blog | Code of Conduct }___╣}
    ---

    [This message has been edited by Solivago (edited 07-19-2008 @ 10:44 PM).]

    morgoth bauglir
    Squire
    posted 07-20-08 03:07 AM CT (US)     2455 / 2501       
    What the hell? We are only 50 posts from a new SS and activity is still crappier than ever.

    Morgoth Bauglir/Quaazi - BORINGMETAL HEADTWAT
    Huidin's Belief - The Siege (4.4) - 2475 - Birth Of The Uruk-Hai (4.1) (Best Sound of 2008)
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    morgoth bauglir
    Squire
    posted 07-20-08 03:08 AM CT (US)     2456 / 2501       
    Follow my lead.

    Morgoth Bauglir/Quaazi - BORINGMETAL HEADTWAT
    Huidin's Belief - The Siege (4.4) - 2475 - Birth Of The Uruk-Hai (4.1) (Best Sound of 2008)
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    viperiv
    Squire
    (id: EpIc CoMmandeR)
    posted 07-20-08 04:23 AM CT (US)     2457 / 2501       
    MMkay.
    RON PAUL 2016
    Squire
    (id: Turty)
    posted 07-20-08 10:07 AM CT (US)     2458 / 2501       
    Eaglehaslanded
    Squire
    posted 07-20-08 10:08 AM CT (US)     2459 / 2501       
    *is active, honest*

    .^/¯/        Eaglehaslanded
      \  /~   
      ///      You, sir, are a wench - Scud
     '' ''     You, Sir, are a wrench - Reach
    morgoth bauglir
    Squire
    posted 07-20-08 10:25 AM CT (US)     2460 / 2501       
    You lie. I know you lie.

    Morgoth Bauglir/Quaazi - BORINGMETAL HEADTWAT
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    Eaglehaslanded
    Squire
    posted 07-20-08 10:26 AM CT (US)     2461 / 2501       
    Gad zooks! I am found out!

    .^/¯/        Eaglehaslanded
      \  /~   
      ///      You, sir, are a wench - Scud
     '' ''     You, Sir, are a wrench - Reach
    morgoth bauglir
    Squire
    posted 07-20-08 11:28 AM CT (US)     2462 / 2501       
    Who wants the next SS? Last 5 ones have been without competition.

    Morgoth Bauglir/Quaazi - BORINGMETAL HEADTWAT
    Huidin's Belief - The Siege (4.4) - 2475 - Birth Of The Uruk-Hai (4.1) (Best Sound of 2008)
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    Warlord002
    Squire
    posted 07-20-08 12:05 PM CT (US)     2463 / 2501       
    Aro claimed it.

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    viperiv
    Squire
    (id: EpIc CoMmandeR)
    posted 07-20-08 12:17 PM CT (US)     2464 / 2501       
    Yeah let Aro have it.
    Solivago
    Squire
    posted 07-20-08 01:33 PM CT (US)     2465 / 2501       
    [redundancytomakesslookbetter]yes, he did. Aro claimed it. And I just posted something.[/redundancytomakesslookbetter]

    {___ ک OLIVAGO ___╣}

    He's a real nowhere Man / Sitting in hisNowhere Land / Making all his nowhere plans
    ...for nobody -Beatles Song

    {╠___{ AoKH Main | My Blog | Code of Conduct }___╣}
    ---
    morgoth bauglir
    Squire
    posted 07-20-08 01:36 PM CT (US)     2466 / 2501       
    Yes Aro claimed it.

    (hopes the next post continues the tradition)

    Morgoth Bauglir/Quaazi - BORINGMETAL HEADTWAT
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    viperiv
    Squire
    (id: EpIc CoMmandeR)
    posted 07-20-08 01:43 PM CT (US)     2467 / 2501       
    It is total fact that, indeed, Aro, did claim it.
    morgoth bauglir
    Squire
    posted 07-20-08 02:01 PM CT (US)     2468 / 2501       
    Aro is so awesome, that if he puts a cat into a box with a radioactive substance, it can be both alive AND dead. YAY!

    Morgoth Bauglir/Quaazi - BORINGMETAL HEADTWAT
    Huidin's Belief - The Siege (4.4) - 2475 - Birth Of The Uruk-Hai (4.1) (Best Sound of 2008)
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    Solivago
    Squire
    posted 07-20-08 02:06 PM CT (US)     2469 / 2501       
    Aro, having pressed the SUBMIT button, and saying these words:
    I wouldn't have chosen an Arocratic Splash Splash, to be honest. The idea seems old hat. And new string.

    My Splash Splash will be *AWESOME*. There will be 'SPLOSIONS and RACECARS and FEVERS and OMFG'S shoved ALL UP INS YOUR FACE. OMG YOUR MIND WILL BE BLOWN, YOUR SOUL WILL BE SOLD, IT'LL BE SO MENTALLY DESTRUCTIVE THAT YOUR DAD WILL DIVORCE YOUR MOM BECAUSE OF THE AWESOMENESS AND SEXY THAT SHE'S ALLOWED HIS BOY TO GET SUBJECTED TO!!
    , claimed he wanted to host the next Splash Splash, and by that is make a thread which is called Splash Splash, not Moo Mooo or Chirp Chirp, but Splash Splash, as in fish make, which people will ritualistically spam and make conversation, and also hopefully compete for post counts, like the number 500 or 1000, but probably not 1361 or 268 since nobody can find them much appealing, but they will nonetheless post, and hit the submit button under the thread which is called Splash Splash, which Aro would have claimed it since he said so previously and therefor not I, Quaazi, or the Fonz for that matter infringe upon and must honor Aro's humble request, and hopefully things will be ok and so that people won't have to complain for 200 posts in it, by hitting the submit button and typing through their keyboards letters that make up words, and words that make up complete thoughts, and complete thoughts that make sentences, and sentences that provoke critical thinking, to say that the next SS would be a tragedy, but since Aro claimed as I have said in the beginning as well as the middle as well as right here and probably many other portions of the run-on, monstrosity of English, I am hoping things will be great, and people will post more often, that meaning more than 5 posts in 24 hours as another forummer from this forum, Age of Kings Heaven, not to be confused with an actual heaven, just named that metaphorically, said and that we will not have to posts such things and we will be looking forward to Aro, after having said he will create a thread and give it the title Splash Splash and add an interesting theme to it, perhaps something more unexpected but we the forumers can never be so sure,new thread which to prolong this wonderful game forum tradition and that nobody would try to think otherwise and make a horrible excuse like "I didn't know" or "I'm too lazy to read the post" and assume to succeed as the next Splash Splash host, that is someone who will make the first post of a thread named Splash Splash.

    {___ ک OLIVAGO ___╣}

    He's a real nowhere Man / Sitting in hisNowhere Land / Making all his nowhere plans
    ...for nobody -Beatles Song

    {╠___{ AoKH Main | My Blog | Code of Conduct }___╣}
    ---
    morgoth bauglir
    Squire
    posted 07-20-08 02:12 PM CT (US)     2470 / 2501       
    Well, yeah, but in case of anarchy, both Aros and your statement will be false. Let's call the black-reds.

    Morgoth Bauglir/Quaazi - BORINGMETAL HEADTWAT
    Huidin's Belief - The Siege (4.4) - 2475 - Birth Of The Uruk-Hai (4.1) (Best Sound of 2008)
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    Solivago
    Squire
    posted 07-20-08 02:45 PM CT (US)     2471 / 2501       
    I don't catch your drift...anyone can create a thread. It would be very awkward if we all had to moderate Aro, however. You're not reaching for the April Fool's skin are you?

    Unrelated: Holy crap, Firefox let's you drag and drop highlighted words. MS word might be the same, but I never knew that!

    edit:Oh CMON don't make me double post!
    edit:I'm seriously tempted to do it! Don't make me! Someone else needs to talk!
    edit:This is deplorable. I'm going to do it!

    {___ ک OLIVAGO ___╣}

    He's a real nowhere Man / Sitting in hisNowhere Land / Making all his nowhere plans
    ...for nobody -Beatles Song

    {╠___{ AoKH Main | My Blog | Code of Conduct }___╣}
    ---

    [This message has been edited by Solivago (edited 07-20-2008 @ 03:34 PM).]

    Aro
    AoKH Dictator
    posted 07-20-08 03:33 PM CT (US)     2472 / 2501       
    God is Aro sexy... God Aro is sexy.
    a thread which is called Splash Splash, not Moo Mooo or Chirp Chirp, but Splash Splash
    Or the mutant "Rattle Rattle" Adder made (and got away with).

    Come on, guys, it's Sunday. Let's finish this thread off!

    » Your attractive master.
    » "Because I before E is a LIE!!!"
    Solivago
    Squire
    posted 07-20-08 03:34 PM CT (US)     2473 / 2501       
    My hero! *hugs*

    {___ ک OLIVAGO ___╣}

    He's a real nowhere Man / Sitting in hisNowhere Land / Making all his nowhere plans
    ...for nobody -Beatles Song

    {╠___{ AoKH Main | My Blog | Code of Conduct }___╣}
    ---
    Aro
    AoKH Dictator
    posted 07-20-08 03:35 PM CT (US)     2474 / 2501       
    Oh, what's the number after XXXV? I AREN'T KNOW ROMERN NUMRALS

    » Your attractive master.
    » "Because I before E is a LIE!!!"
    Solivago
    Squire
    posted 07-20-08 03:37 PM CT (US)     2475 / 2501       
    +I.

    Not that hard

    {___ ک OLIVAGO ___╣}

    He's a real nowhere Man / Sitting in hisNowhere Land / Making all his nowhere plans
    ...for nobody -Beatles Song

    {╠___{ AoKH Main | My Blog | Code of Conduct }___╣}
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