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Scud
Primus inter pares
posted 02-22-08 10:39 AM CT (US)         
Splash Splash XXXV: The Neo-Socialist-Arocratic Republic.




All Praise to the Benevolent Dreadfully Tempestuous Dictator and Il Duce of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism: Aro


Welcome one and all, dear sons and daughters of the mighty Arocratic Republic, we are gathered here in the grand plaza dedicated to our leader for an important announcement that will shape the future of our glorious state that embodies the virtues of collective-reasonability and responsibility, the pillars of freedom (but freedom that is restricted for the perpetual glory and sovereignty of the realm and fiefdom of the glorious Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republic )!

To all those dissenters and those of who dreams of disillusion and utter the counter-productive words that the grand state of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism that is the sovereign entity which is Splash Splash – you will be cut down and branded enemies of the state.

Dear sons and daughters of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism – gone are the days of tyranny as we are now all equal in the sovereign entity, which is Splash Splash! Those who dared to encroach on our past freedoms will be no more, together we shall work to reunite the sovereign entity, which is Splash Splash, to it’s former glory.

Of course, as we are all equal we have collective responsibility to work together to broaden the horizons and follow the traditions of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism; dissenters, past rulers of tyranny, those who dare bring new customs that impeach unto the ways of Neo-Socialist-Arocratcic-Republicism will be dealt with and sent to the “State Rehabilitation Centre” – founded by hero of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism, bleedteal.

We are all comrade, loyal and equal to each other - yet with lend this service and loyalty to the founder of the Arocratic Pary and is the man, whom may rules with an iron fist - but covering that is a velvet glove which he wears for his people; may the enemies of Neo-Socialist-Arocratcic-Republicism feel the iron hand of our Benevolent Dictator: Aro!

Glorious legislation that is the sovereign entity, which is Splash Splash which embodies Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism:
  • Speak not of dissent
  • Speak not of decline
  • Wear nothing but rose-tinted spectacles when speaking of the past
  • Speak not of new ideas that threaten Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism
  • Treat the sovereign entity, which is Splash Splash, as the way it was used for.

    Landmarks noting the length of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism:
    1: Property of the Party
    500: Property of the Party
    1000: Property of the Party
    1500:
    2000:
    2500:

    Comrades of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism:

    All belong to the party.
    You do not find the party, the party finds you!


    State funded Literature and Heritage Preservation Society
    Dear brothers and daughter of the grand leader Aro; as we stand in our great nation we must provide that a record of it stands for the length of time through the telling of tales and making lore and legend! Of course, the loving state has taken it upon itself to provide an epic lore, unlike in days of old – this will be a screenplay, not a poem.

    Writers interested in collaborating and adding their part to this glorious tale, sign up, and do it for the Aroland!

    Those Interested:
    Oliver
    Aro
    Scud

    State Rehabilitation Centre
    Lord Basse: For crimes that shows he is one of the bourgeoisie and he was one of the men who believed in a hierarchical structure of Splash Splash. May be released if shows further solidarity to the cause and he will be granted freedom as his crimes will be forgiven.

    Epic Commander: Dissenter to the traditions of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicis and spreading lies about Comrade Oliver. May be fully realised if he embraces the true path. Post 141 shows his dissent, let the collective responsability of the comrades enforce justice.

    Warlord002: Lord?! As a self-proclaimed member of the bourgeoisie he must suffer.

    Turty: Speaks of dissent, he will remain here until he is active for the cause of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism - but insulting the greatness of Splash Splash will mean he will remain here for a long time


    Institution of Criminal Punishment
    Under Construction: Hurry comrades, work for the good of our state so we see dissenters face the justice and punishment they deserve

    [This message has been edited by Scud (edited 05-07-2008 @ 10:31 AM).]

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    DunC
    Squire
    (id: Evil_Cheese44221)
    posted 03-20-08 05:26 PM CT (US)     726 / 2501       
    might I add that I am the pinnacle of health and well-being
    Take but a glance at Scuds blatant tormenting of those lesser to himself.

    "It is my Duty. My Duty, as a complete, and utter bastard."~Arnold Judas Rimmer
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    ~~~~Evil_Cheese44221~~~~

    morgoth bauglir
    Squire
    posted 03-21-08 02:50 AM CT (US)     727 / 2501       
    So, what's a fine lad like you doing in a place like this?

    Morgoth Bauglir/Quaazi - BORINGMETAL HEADTWAT
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    Lord Basse
    MI6 Scenario-Making Machine
    posted 03-21-08 08:49 AM CT (US)     728 / 2501       

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    Adder
    Fallen Angel
    (id: The Adder)
    posted 03-21-08 02:38 PM CT (US)     729 / 2501       
    *Rattle rattle*

    Adder |
    "I would like to wonder if Adder always acts like a stuck up asshole?" - Coldviper
    morgoth bauglir
    Squire
    posted 03-21-08 04:12 PM CT (US)     730 / 2501       
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    Solivago
    Squire
    posted 03-21-08 09:30 PM CT (US)     731 / 2501       
    What a lovely way to welcome an oldie I haven't seen in a quite while...

    Heyas Adder, NightNecromancer here under another screenname. How have you been? The Town Crier hasn't been much 'cept for Splash Splash, but it's still AoKH!

    at the comic:

    Haha, I'm sure HDTV makes the proclivity for pinguidity even more irresistible! Good thing I'm not the kind that is happy with just spending the day absorbing whatever the boob tube feeds me.

    Thin screens are a blessing though...I can't imagine carrying a cathode-ray tube laptop, can you? *shutters*

    {___ ک OLIVAGO ___╣}

    He's a real nowhere Man / Sitting in hisNowhere Land / Making all his nowhere plans
    ...for nobody -Beatles Song

    {╠___{ AoKH Main | My Blog | Code of Conduct }___╣}
    ---

    [This message has been edited by Solivago (edited 03-21-2008 @ 09:30 PM).]

    nav
    Squire
    (id: nav_2004)
    posted 03-21-08 10:01 PM CT (US)     732 / 2501       
    Adder!!



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    Lord Basse
    MI6 Scenario-Making Machine
    posted 03-22-08 07:03 AM CT (US)     733 / 2501       
    Welcome home Adder

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    morgoth bauglir
    Squire
    posted 03-22-08 11:09 AM CT (US)     734 / 2501       
    Yes, welcome back.

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    Scud
    Primus inter pares
    posted 03-22-08 07:04 PM CT (US)     735 / 2501       
    Adder? Add her to what?

    ¬_¬ Scuddles: Rhymes with huggles© ¬_¬
    "Scud: the man who could even make God feel foolish." - A Banned User
    "Anyway, Scud's not mean, it's not in his nature...he is a bit eccentric though!" - Anastasia
    Chocolate Jesus
    Squire
    (id: trebuchet king)
    posted 03-22-08 07:35 PM CT (US)     736 / 2501       
    Adder! So nice to see you... that was quite a... greeting...

    *slowly reaches for antivenom*

    What do you get when you gobble down sweets?
    Eating as much as an elephant eats?
    What are you at getting terribly fat?
    What do you think will come of that?
    "Actually, my foreskin was stuck at the point where the pink bulb starts, and they cut it free."-Stroke
    "Tonight, I pulled it back a bit too far and the opening of my foreskin is stuck beneath the head of my penis." -Pears
    Warlord002
    Squire
    posted 03-22-08 08:37 PM CT (US)     737 / 2501       
    50 dollars says he doesn't post again.

    _______
    |Warlord|
    Owner of post 12345 in the New Splash Splash
    Member of Blackforest Studios
    NeverFinished
    Squire
    posted 03-22-08 09:39 PM CT (US)     738 / 2501       
    I wasn't aware you could make money say things.

    --->n i

    /*~-._.-~*~-._.-~*N e v e r F i ____ s h e d*~-._.-~*~-._.-~*\

    ...the ESTEEMED, BEAUTIFUL AND SEXY...NF~Aro
    morgoth bauglir
    Squire
    posted 03-23-08 03:29 AM CT (US)     739 / 2501       
    Money cant talk. Much.

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    Lord Fenris
    Banned
    posted 03-23-08 04:22 AM CT (US)     740 / 2501       
    You are all welcome to give me your money. I will gladly demonstrate it talking. After that I might do another magic trick or two, probably might try my hand at a disappearing trick.
    morgoth bauglir
    Squire
    posted 03-23-08 04:28 AM CT (US)     741 / 2501       
    Noone is that stupid... except ME!
    *gives Areknore all his moolah*
    Luckily it ain't much.

    Morgoth Bauglir/Quaazi - BORINGMETAL HEADTWAT
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    NeverFinished
    Squire
    posted 03-23-08 10:10 AM CT (US)     742 / 2501       
    might try my hand at a disappearing trick.
    What if your hand doesn't come back afterwards?

    --->n i

    /*~-._.-~*~-._.-~*N e v e r F i ____ s h e d*~-._.-~*~-._.-~*\

    ...the ESTEEMED, BEAUTIFUL AND SEXY...NF~Aro
    Warlord002
    Squire
    posted 03-23-08 12:01 PM CT (US)     743 / 2501       
    I wasn't aware you could make money say things.
    Of course you can, anyone can:

    1. Fold dollar.
    2. Hold dollar between thumb and index finger.
    3. Go behind your couch, so only your hand is sticking out.
    4. Increase and decrease pressure on the dollar to make it move.
    5. Talk


    _______
    |Warlord|
    Owner of post 12345 in the New Splash Splash
    Member of Blackforest Studios

    [This message has been edited by Warlord002 (edited 03-23-2008 @ 12:01 PM).]

    morgoth bauglir
    Squire
    posted 03-23-08 02:28 PM CT (US)     744 / 2501       
    Technically, the dollar aint speaking, you are. Plus the finger can be seen.

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    Cobra the Mediocre
    Squire
    (id: The_Cobra_81)
    posted 03-23-08 10:07 PM CT (US)     745 / 2501       
    50 dollars says he doesn't post again.
    Sadly you would probably win that bet.
    Money cant talk. Much.
    You're quite incorrect.

    In other news, BS also walks.

    Cobra the Mediocre
    SteadilY working up to Average
    If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
    (Age of Kings Heaven) (The Renegades)
    Warlord002
    Squire
    posted 03-24-08 11:45 AM CT (US)     746 / 2501       
    Technically, the dollar aint speaking, you are.
    Ehm... Quaazi that was a joke, because some people here *looks at NeverFinished* take figures of speech literally.
    Plus the finger can be seen.
    It can't if you are Frodo.

    _______
    |Warlord|
    Owner of post 12345 in the New Splash Splash
    Member of Blackforest Studios

    [This message has been edited by Warlord002 (edited 03-24-2008 @ 11:46 AM).]

    morgoth bauglir
    Squire
    posted 03-24-08 12:16 PM CT (US)     747 / 2501       
    And I replied with a joke as well.

    Plus Cobra bested me with a very skillful maneuver. Bravo!

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    Eaglehaslanded
    Squire
    posted 03-24-08 06:17 PM CT (US)     748 / 2501       
    *shakes*
    *rattles*
    *rolls*









    *faints*

    .^/¯/        Eaglehaslanded
      \  /~   
      ///      You, sir, are a wench - Scud
     '' ''     You, Sir, are a wrench - Reach
    Scud
    Primus inter pares
    posted 03-24-08 08:34 PM CT (US)     749 / 2501       
    To whom it may concern, I shall be off to Wales over the next day or so, so I won't be back home (and thus with my PC) until Wednesday night - so I bid my leave to you all.

    ¬_¬ Scuddles: Rhymes with huggles© ¬_¬
    "Scud: the man who could even make God feel foolish." - A Banned User
    "Anyway, Scud's not mean, it's not in his nature...he is a bit eccentric though!" - Anastasia
    morgoth bauglir
    Squire
    posted 03-25-08 07:32 AM CT (US)     750 / 2501       
    Warn the Wales authorities of a 18-16 year old insane lad wandering their streets.

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