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Scud
Primus inter pares
posted 02-22-08 10:39 AM CT (US)         
Splash Splash XXXV: The Neo-Socialist-Arocratic Republic.




All Praise to the Benevolent Dreadfully Tempestuous Dictator and Il Duce of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism: Aro


Welcome one and all, dear sons and daughters of the mighty Arocratic Republic, we are gathered here in the grand plaza dedicated to our leader for an important announcement that will shape the future of our glorious state that embodies the virtues of collective-reasonability and responsibility, the pillars of freedom (but freedom that is restricted for the perpetual glory and sovereignty of the realm and fiefdom of the glorious Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republic )!

To all those dissenters and those of who dreams of disillusion and utter the counter-productive words that the grand state of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism that is the sovereign entity which is Splash Splash – you will be cut down and branded enemies of the state.

Dear sons and daughters of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism – gone are the days of tyranny as we are now all equal in the sovereign entity, which is Splash Splash! Those who dared to encroach on our past freedoms will be no more, together we shall work to reunite the sovereign entity, which is Splash Splash, to it’s former glory.

Of course, as we are all equal we have collective responsibility to work together to broaden the horizons and follow the traditions of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism; dissenters, past rulers of tyranny, those who dare bring new customs that impeach unto the ways of Neo-Socialist-Arocratcic-Republicism will be dealt with and sent to the “State Rehabilitation Centre” – founded by hero of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism, bleedteal.

We are all comrade, loyal and equal to each other - yet with lend this service and loyalty to the founder of the Arocratic Pary and is the man, whom may rules with an iron fist - but covering that is a velvet glove which he wears for his people; may the enemies of Neo-Socialist-Arocratcic-Republicism feel the iron hand of our Benevolent Dictator: Aro!

Glorious legislation that is the sovereign entity, which is Splash Splash which embodies Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism:
  • Speak not of dissent
  • Speak not of decline
  • Wear nothing but rose-tinted spectacles when speaking of the past
  • Speak not of new ideas that threaten Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism
  • Treat the sovereign entity, which is Splash Splash, as the way it was used for.

    Landmarks noting the length of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism:
    1: Property of the Party
    500: Property of the Party
    1000: Property of the Party
    1500:
    2000:
    2500:

    Comrades of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism:

    All belong to the party.
    You do not find the party, the party finds you!


    State funded Literature and Heritage Preservation Society
    Dear brothers and daughter of the grand leader Aro; as we stand in our great nation we must provide that a record of it stands for the length of time through the telling of tales and making lore and legend! Of course, the loving state has taken it upon itself to provide an epic lore, unlike in days of old – this will be a screenplay, not a poem.

    Writers interested in collaborating and adding their part to this glorious tale, sign up, and do it for the Aroland!

    Those Interested:
    Oliver
    Aro
    Scud

    State Rehabilitation Centre
    Lord Basse: For crimes that shows he is one of the bourgeoisie and he was one of the men who believed in a hierarchical structure of Splash Splash. May be released if shows further solidarity to the cause and he will be granted freedom as his crimes will be forgiven.

    Epic Commander: Dissenter to the traditions of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicis and spreading lies about Comrade Oliver. May be fully realised if he embraces the true path. Post 141 shows his dissent, let the collective responsability of the comrades enforce justice.

    Warlord002: Lord?! As a self-proclaimed member of the bourgeoisie he must suffer.

    Turty: Speaks of dissent, he will remain here until he is active for the cause of Neo-Socialist-Arocratic-Republicism - but insulting the greatness of Splash Splash will mean he will remain here for a long time


    Institution of Criminal Punishment
    Under Construction: Hurry comrades, work for the good of our state so we see dissenters face the justice and punishment they deserve

    [This message has been edited by Scud (edited 05-07-2008 @ 10:31 AM).]

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    Eaglehaslanded
    Squire
    posted 04-13-08 03:53 PM CT (US)     976 / 2501       
    Wohoo, GCSE's for me also.
    Great.
    *sigh*

    .^/¯/        Eaglehaslanded
      \  /~   
      ///      You, sir, are a wench - Scud
     '' ''     You, Sir, are a wrench - Reach
    Aro
    AoKH Dictator
    posted 04-14-08 05:27 AM CT (US)     977 / 2501       
    This monster post is dedicated to your memory, Morgoth, as I verbally destroy you in the following paragraphs:
    Actually, there is not way to deny what you claim... except... if you truly create my personality, and I am currently doubting you, then are you doubting yourself and the truth in your words? Or am I doubting you, as me, not one of the personalities you have created, making your statements false, since I think my own posts?
    I'm the only person who truly understands you, as I am you, or you are me, but maybe not totally me, just a part of me. If you understand me as well as I understand you, you being me, me being you and your creator, then you would know me enough to know that I would intentionally try to decieve you into thinking that secretly you are not me, but an independent human being, with his own thoughts, feelings, emotions, glass toes, etc. Thus, you know that if you doubt me, it is not me doubting myself, but it is you doubting me, even though you're a part of me; to claim that I can't doubt myself through a proxy mind, which you are, is to claim that a psychopath can't hear voices that tell him to do things he wouldn't normally do. You are my voice; you are my illusion; you are I and I is you. Morgoth, you are me. Morgoth, I am you. Morgoth. Morgoth. Mogglefoths. Come to me... son. We will be... one.
    Which was directly influenced by my "Epochs of Morgoth" - you slag! *is shocked*
    Epochs of Morgoth is loosely based on a story I wrote in the 6th grade, entitled "The Swedes and Timetravel: Are They More Goth?" I have the right to be influenced by the influenced!
    Spam so much that ignoring me would be ingoring the site (which is something that Scud does recently )
    *Ingore's AoKH*

    *Twice*
    Not to mention "guests" who never post anything, but just lurk in the background like the predatory pianos of legend.
    Stupid guests! Why don't they register?!? It's not like we don't have an atmosphere that *encourages* guests to register, so why do they drool over the sound of sedatives in a sewer?!
    I have less time I had before, TBH, but I now have a stable internet connection instead of stealing my neighbour's WiFi (subject of some jokes around here).
    And the subject of lawsuits in my country!
    lol, I like how everyone has forgotten the political bullcrap we were all onto in the opening posts.
    Political bullcrap is right. Therein lies the reason it was forgotten so... swift-like.
    I was planning that mabye, but I have the perfect plan to change the topic post for the better.
    Get rid of the "Arocrat" tag and/or make it reflect the true Arocratic ideals, you little raddish.
    Good to see activity kick up a little. I hope it ain't a temporary thing.
    It is. Go awey.
    *is more active*
    Is it just me everybody, or has Eaglehaslanded become far more active? And I just noticed his name has has in it!
    *attempts to be more active as well*
    NN, I miss you. Splash Splash misses you. Morgoth even misses you, for God's sake man, do it for him at least! He has nobody else, man... nobody else....

    » Your attractive master.
    » "Because I before E is a LIE!!!"

    [This message has been edited by Aro (edited 04-14-2008 @ 05:32 AM).]

    Lord Fenris
    Banned
    posted 04-14-08 06:47 AM CT (US)     978 / 2501       
    My GCSEs are next year.
    Scud
    Primus inter pares
    posted 04-14-08 11:09 AM CT (US)     979 / 2501       
    or make it reflect the true Arocratic ideals
    Publish your manifesto so we can all see what the party stands for then (hell, you might even get the people's mandate, hurray!).

    ¬_¬ Scuddles: Rhymes with huggles© ¬_¬
    "Scud: the man who could even make God feel foolish." - A Banned User
    "Anyway, Scud's not mean, it's not in his nature...he is a bit eccentric though!" - Anastasia
    morgoth bauglir
    Squire
    posted 04-14-08 11:17 AM CT (US)     980 / 2501       
    So, Aro, you are saying that you made me doubt you. What use is in that, dare I ask? I see none.

    Morgoth Bauglir/Quaazi - BORINGMETAL HEADTWAT
    Huidin's Belief - The Siege (4.4) - 2475 - Birth Of The Uruk-Hai (4.1) (Best Sound of 2008)
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    Eaglehaslanded
    Squire
    posted 04-14-08 02:17 PM CT (US)     981 / 2501       
    Due, I got noticed. awesome!
    Publish your manifesto so we can all see what the party stands for then (hell, you might even get the people's mandate, hurray!).
    But what if his party stands for not publishing manifestos?
    Manifesto is such a weird word.

    *runs right off to post in the "funny words" thread*
    Is it just me everybody, or has Eaglehaslanded become far more active?
    I be stealin your forums

    .^/¯/        Eaglehaslanded
      \  /~   
      ///      You, sir, are a wench - Scud
     '' ''     You, Sir, are a wrench - Reach

    [This message has been edited by Eaglehaslanded (edited 04-14-2008 @ 02:31 PM).]

    morgoth bauglir
    Squire
    posted 04-14-08 02:31 PM CT (US)     982 / 2501       
    What's so awesome about that? Our almighty leader developed his own language, HAIL THE ALMIGHTY LEADER!!!

    Morgoth Bauglir/Quaazi - BORINGMETAL HEADTWAT
    Huidin's Belief - The Siege (4.4) - 2475 - Birth Of The Uruk-Hai (4.1) (Best Sound of 2008)
    Signature currently under construction. If you want to help out and provide me with the resources needed, download from the above links.
    Eaglehaslanded
    Squire
    posted 04-14-08 02:36 PM CT (US)     983 / 2501       
    his own language
    Of which I have a sample in my sig.

    .^/¯/        Eaglehaslanded
      \  /~   
      ///      You, sir, are a wench - Scud
     '' ''     You, Sir, are a wrench - Reach

    [This message has been edited by Eaglehaslanded (edited 04-14-2008 @ 02:37 PM).]

    Warlord002
    Squire
    posted 04-14-08 05:40 PM CT (US)     984 / 2501       
    HAIL THE ALMIGHTY LEADER!!!
    Quaazi, you are confusing the hell out of me. Recently, you were saying that you were organizing a coup, and now, you are saying to hail the leader who you wished to rebel against, only 2 days ago. (Not to say that I agreed with the rebellion idea) Or did your views change once you learned you were a part of Aro, and thus, rebelling against him would be to rebel against yourself?

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    bleedteal
    Squire
    posted 04-14-08 07:18 PM CT (US)     985 / 2501       
    *works on Institution of Criminal Punishment*

    ~ INNUEDO ALERT ~
    four hundred babies
    Squire
    (id: Lord_Fadawah)
    posted 04-14-08 09:05 PM CT (US)     986 / 2501       
    I always wondered why Morgoth choose his name. Sure, there were forumers in past who had cheesy LOTR-sounding names (remember Luke Feanor), but Morgoth Bauglir?
    nav
    Squire
    (id: nav_2004)
    posted 04-14-08 11:43 PM CT (US)     987 / 2501       
    *works on Institution of Criminal Punishment*
    *helps bleedteal*
    Here, I brought an extra lawngnome for you.



    (This space intentionally left blank.)
    Cobra the Mediocre
    Squire
    (id: The_Cobra_81)
    posted 04-15-08 00:17 AM CT (US)     988 / 2501       
    I always kind of liked it. If he were some weird mispelling of one of the more popular characters in the movie then it'd just be lame. Morgoth went straight for the throat: His namesake isn't just any old evil guy, it's the ultimate evil guy. You won't even read about him in LotR, he's just that evil. You've got to go into the other stuff to even hear of him.

    Cobra the Mediocre
    SteadilY working up to Average
    If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
    (Age of Kings Heaven) (The Renegades)
    Aro
    AoKH Dictator
    posted 04-15-08 05:16 AM CT (US)     989 / 2501       
    Publish your manifesto so we can all see what the party stands for then (hell, you might even get the people's mandate, hurray!).
    I never wanted nor needed the people's mandate. I already have it. Every fresh faced baby, ever newborn disease, has a tiny little Arocrat smouldering inside of it, screaming, "HOCKLEGOBS, HOBBLECOBS, MALARKY!" How dare you presume I need some mandate!
    My GCSEs are next year.
    You don't go to the same school as me, but I do appreciate you.
    So, Aro, you are saying that you made me doubt you. What use is in that, dare I ask? I see none.
    I enjoy getting people into arguments they can't win (also called "any argument I'm in"). Of course, my pro-kitten death stance might be difficult to defend in some states.
    Due, I got noticed. awesome!
    I notice you whenever you crawl into bed every night, woman. Quit feeling underappreciated or I won't buy you flowers.
    I be stealin your forums
    Arrrrgh! I be a-toe steppin' my way to gettin' erm back!
    What's so awesome about that? Our almighty leader developed his own language, HAIL THE ALMIGHTY LEADER!!!
    Recently, you were saying that you were organizing a coup, and now, you are saying to hail the leader who you wished to rebel against, only 2 days ago.
    Morgoth -- my on-again/off-again biggest fan. o_O (Besides xyz, who's my always-on fan.)

    I'm pretty sure he's aware any "coup" would involve the death of various parties, none being Arocrat. Of course, I'm all for a coup against *this* little Arocracy that Scud supports. (Yes Scud, I'll write the damn manifesto, you can't ignore it when I make it though. )

    Oooh, here's a good one: there'd be two coups, one couping you, and the other couping the floor. Some groping might also be involved if I'm up for it.
    *works on Institution of Criminal Punishment*
    Bleedteal is are God. All of are God.
    Sure, there were forumers in past who had cheesy LOTR-sounding names (remember Luke Feanor), but Morgoth Bauglir?
    Lord Fadawah, I remember I pictured you as an old guy in medieval get-up with a long, white beard. Then when I heard you talk, I pictured you as a little kid in medieval get-up with a long, white beard. Explain to me how that isn't LOTR-related and I'll let it slide.
    Here, I brought an extra lawngnome for you.
    Gnomes are good for lawns, but I don't exactly support the enslavement of other ornaments, such as pink swans.
    You've got to go into the other stuff to even hear of him.
    Drugs. I gotcha. Times to gets the ascension pills prepared for take off.

    » Your attractive master.
    » "Because I before E is a LIE!!!"
    morgoth bauglir
    Squire
    posted 04-15-08 07:42 AM CT (US)     990 / 2501       
    Quaazi, you are confusing the hell out of me. Recently, you were saying that you were organizing a coup, and now, you are saying to hail the leader who you wished to rebel against, only 2 days ago. (Not to say that I agreed with the rebellion idea) Or did your views change once you learned you were a part of Aro, and thus, rebelling against him would be to rebel against yourself?
    I was simply joking, laddie.

    And Cobra is well right. I wanted that my name would be understood by only those who have gotten into LotR deeper, and Melkor, the same guy's different name, more ancient, was taken already. Plus Morgoth Bauglir was the second-most powerful thing in LotR fantasy, right behind the Creator, Ea itself.

    Hey Aro, is your MSN aro(at)heavengames(dot)com? Cuz if it is, get on it sometimes. Uhh, please.

    Morgoth Bauglir/Quaazi - BORINGMETAL HEADTWAT
    Huidin's Belief - The Siege (4.4) - 2475 - Birth Of The Uruk-Hai (4.1) (Best Sound of 2008)
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    Scud
    Primus inter pares
    posted 04-15-08 10:24 AM CT (US)     991 / 2501       
    you can't ignore it when I make it though.
    And that is why I asked for you to write one.

    ¬_¬ Scuddles: Rhymes with huggles© ¬_¬
    "Scud: the man who could even make God feel foolish." - A Banned User
    "Anyway, Scud's not mean, it's not in his nature...he is a bit eccentric though!" - Anastasia
    KayanZ
    Squire
    (id: ZayanK)
    posted 04-15-08 01:29 PM CT (US)     992 / 2501       
    right behind the Creator, Ea itself.
    Eru, lolzor.
    (Besides xyz, who's my always-on fan.)
    Always on, you say?
    morgoth bauglir
    Squire
    posted 04-15-08 01:32 PM CT (US)     993 / 2501       
    Did I really say that? Ea is Earth, dammit! I really need to listen less Burzum. Bad Morgoth, BAD MORGOTH!!!

    Good to find someone who has read Silmarillion.

    Morgoth Bauglir/Quaazi - BORINGMETAL HEADTWAT
    Huidin's Belief - The Siege (4.4) - 2475 - Birth Of The Uruk-Hai (4.1) (Best Sound of 2008)
    Signature currently under construction. If you want to help out and provide me with the resources needed, download from the above links.
    KayanZ
    Squire
    (id: ZayanK)
    posted 04-15-08 01:41 PM CT (US)     994 / 2501       
    Yeah, another follower of Tolkien's works.

    Have you tried Children of Húrin yet? My dad bought it, and says it's good, but I haven't found the time for it.
    morgoth bauglir
    Squire
    posted 04-15-08 01:44 PM CT (US)     995 / 2501       
    It ain't in Estonia, neither translated or original, so I'm trying to get it in the internets somewhere. Though basically a short summary of it is in the Silmarillion, right?

    Morgoth Bauglir/Quaazi - BORINGMETAL HEADTWAT
    Huidin's Belief - The Siege (4.4) - 2475 - Birth Of The Uruk-Hai (4.1) (Best Sound of 2008)
    Signature currently under construction. If you want to help out and provide me with the resources needed, download from the above links.
    KayanZ
    Squire
    (id: ZayanK)
    posted 04-15-08 02:07 PM CT (US)     996 / 2501       
    Yup. A short summary as you said, though. Tolkien apparently developed it for years into an independent novel, but didn't finish it (mostly correction issues) during his lifetime, so that's where Christopher comes in.

    Looks like J.R.R. Tolkien also wrote extensively on the Ballad of Beren and Lúthien and the Fall of Gondolin, but I have no idea if there's enough of it that can be made into a publishable book.
    morgoth bauglir
    Squire
    posted 04-15-08 02:31 PM CT (US)     997 / 2501       
    His son (Christopher) is publishing his unfinished works, last time I checked. He adds a couple of things and voila!

    Morgoth Bauglir/Quaazi - BORINGMETAL HEADTWAT
    Huidin's Belief - The Siege (4.4) - 2475 - Birth Of The Uruk-Hai (4.1) (Best Sound of 2008)
    Signature currently under construction. If you want to help out and provide me with the resources needed, download from the above links.
    four hundred babies
    Squire
    (id: Lord_Fadawah)
    posted 04-15-08 05:48 PM CT (US)     998 / 2501       
    Yeah, with LOTR being such a huge craze after the movies, he'd be stupid not to.
    Chocolate Jesus
    Squire
    (id: trebuchet king)
    posted 04-15-08 07:04 PM CT (US)     999 / 2501       
    Aro should get post 1000.

    Also, *splashes*

    What do you get when you gobble down sweets?
    Eating as much as an elephant eats?
    What are you at getting terribly fat?
    What do you think will come of that?
    "Actually, my foreskin was stuck at the point where the pink bulb starts, and they cut it free."-Stroke
    "Tonight, I pulled it back a bit too far and the opening of my foreskin is stuck beneath the head of my penis." -Pears
    Lord Basse
    MI6 Scenario-Making Machine
    posted 04-16-08 02:00 AM CT (US)     1000 / 2501       
    Aro should get post 1000.
    Agreed.


    Hijacked post 1000 at TK's request. - Aro

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