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Lord Basse
MI6 Scenario-Making Machine
posted 05-20-08 11:40 AM CT (US)         


EXAMPLE:

Mashek Mash + ek
Mash → mashed potatoes → crisps → Pringles
Ek → ke → Que? → what → Who → Doctor Who → classic

Mashek = Pringles Classic



  • Use your imagination, be creative
  • Nothing's too farfetched
  • Stick the the law, aka CoC
  • You can crush the name anyway you want as long as the result is good and/or funny.
  • Try keeping the humour clean
  • Don't be upset if you don't like your new names, it's just a game!

If you come up with some exceptionally good names I might add a Hall of Fame, but that'll be later on.


First poster, crush my name.

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The Relics of Athalën (5.0) | AoK Opus - 95,000+ downloads | StormWind Studios | "I consider the conversion of Basse to be one of the great triumphs of my modding crusade" - Matt LiVecchi

[This message has been edited by Lord Basse (edited 05-21-2008 @ 01:28 PM).]

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sharrkmaster
Squire
posted 06-08-08 00:03 AM CT (US)     101 / 126       
You had "tends to reproduce" and that was the best you could come up with?
... I could've come up with much worse...

I used to drive home after getting drunk, but I had to stop after some moms got "MA-D-D."
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I'm not gay, I just really love rainbows.
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===== Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. =====
Lurkur
Squire
(id: OtmShankIiI)
posted 06-12-08 05:03 PM CT (US)     102 / 126       
There's noone posting here... I'm gonna crush sharrkmaster.

Sharrkmaster: Sharrk + master

Sharrk > Shark > Bite > IT HURTS! > Knife > Commando
Master > Mister > Bean > Crappy humour > Clown > Scary > Scared

Sharrkmaster = Scared Commando

It's a too hard name...

"Seriously, if human stupidity could be used as a source of power wed already be a class-III civilization and our rockets wouldve reached Andromeda by now."
« Cliffs! (4.5) »

["I am the True God, Lua-kuh. Hhsssss. Start the Church of the Talking Lizard. Hssssssss. Build the Neo Temple. Spread the Word. Hssssssssssss. Follow meeeeeeeee... to... the otha... siiiiiiiide..."

And then he started belting out vague poetry about wanting to have sex with his mom." -From the great old Aro, about a dream I had.]
Gwame
Squire
posted 06-12-08 08:03 PM CT (US)     103 / 126       
It's a too hard name...
Look who's talking. I'm not even gonna try your name

MY NAME IS GWAME I AM AOKH MEMBER SINCE 2004 AND I HAVE MANY POSTS
BEST SIG OF 2008 AND 2ND BEST SIG OF 2009 (SAME SIG LOLOL)
BEST SIG OF 2008
92% of teenagers have moved on to rap music. If you're on of the 8% that still listens to real music, copy this into your signature.
"^`'*-=~+,._.,+~=-*'`^" "Gwame your sig ain't funny nomore." - morgoth bauglir"^`'*-=~+,._.,+~=-*'`^"
sharrkmaster
Squire
posted 06-12-08 11:41 PM CT (US)     104 / 126       
My name? Hard? Hardly... (haha.)

Gwame = Gwa + me

I'll go backwards:

me -> self-centered -> arrogant -> bastard
Gwa -> Gaw -> gah! -> argh! -> frustrated -> bad things have happened to this guy

Gwame = Bad things have happened to this bastard

I used to drive home after getting drunk, but I had to stop after some moms got "MA-D-D."
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I'm not gay, I just really love rainbows.
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===== Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. =====
Nacht Jaeger
Squire
(id: RCM7525)
posted 06-13-08 00:11 AM CT (US)     105 / 126       
sharrkmaster

sharrk - typo - bad grammar - 1337 - internet - porn
master - teacher - teach - Eward Teach - Blackbeard - pirate - ocean - fish

sharrkmaster - fish porn

Nacht Jaeger - Ex AoEH Angel
Dead_End
Cavalier
posted 06-13-08 02:15 AM CT (US)     106 / 126       
Nacht Jager
Nacht + Jager

Nacht > Night > Dark > Necromancer
Jager > Jägermeister > Alcohol > Drunk

Nacht Jager = Drunk Necromancer
sharrkmaster
Squire
posted 06-13-08 11:42 AM CT (US)     107 / 126       
I really don't think I can beat Aro's first crushing of your name, Dead_End into End Dead.. lol. But I'll try:

Dead_End = Dead + End (obviously)

Dead -> undead -> zombies -> zombie movies -> blockbusters -> ghost busters
End -> death -> dead -> undead -> zombies -> zombie movies -> blockbusters -> ghost busters

Dead_End = Ghost Busters2

I used to drive home after getting drunk, but I had to stop after some moms got "MA-D-D."
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I'm not gay, I just really love rainbows.
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===== Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. =====
kevo
Squire
(id: kevingamer prime)
posted 06-13-08 12:15 PM CT (US)     108 / 126       
sharrkmaster posts so much in this thread that his name has been effectively crushed into a fine powder.

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Lurkur
Squire
(id: OtmShankIiI)
posted 06-13-08 05:58 PM CT (US)     109 / 126       
KEVO = Kev + o

Kev > Kiev > Ukraine > Submarines > pwns ships > Sea Monter > Monster > RAHR NEE HAY > A-AAAAAHHHHH
o > Letter > Read > Book > Bible > Not fallen from Heaven > Heaven+Games > AoKH > Blacksmith > Map > +Hack On!

KEVO = A-AAAAAHHHHH MAP HACK ON!

Don't ask.

"Seriously, if human stupidity could be used as a source of power wed already be a class-III civilization and our rockets wouldve reached Andromeda by now."
« Cliffs! (4.5) »

["I am the True God, Lua-kuh. Hhsssss. Start the Church of the Talking Lizard. Hssssssss. Build the Neo Temple. Spread the Word. Hssssssssssss. Follow meeeeeeeee... to... the otha... siiiiiiiide..."

And then he started belting out vague poetry about wanting to have sex with his mom." -From the great old Aro, about a dream I had.]
sSc_Cobra007
Squire
posted 06-13-08 08:48 PM CT (US)     110 / 126       
# OtmShankIiI:

Otm->Otoman->Turk->Arab
Shank->Knife
IiI-> Eeeeeeeeee!->Battle cry

Arab with a knife that Battle cries?

Sharrkmaster.-

Sharr->Arrr!->Yarrr!->Pirate.
K->K9->Dog.
Master->Lord->Peasant->Lowly

Sharrkmaster-> Lowly Pirate Dog.

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_|Battle-Of-Thermopylae|_
|_-----Battle-Of-Falkirk-----_|
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[This message has been edited by sSc_Cobra007 (edited 06-13-2008 @ 08:54 PM).]

Lurkur
Squire
(id: OtmShankIiI)
posted 06-14-08 05:24 PM CT (US)     111 / 126       
sSc_Cobra007 = sSc + _Cobra + 007

sSc > SS > Abuse > Bad > Good > Nice Point > Points
_Cobra > COBRA Car > How do you turn this on > Dork > Stupid
007 > Agent > Spy > Secret Files > Banned > Banner > Mod

sSc_Cobra007 = *Points at Stupid Mod*

I'm outta ideas.

"Seriously, if human stupidity could be used as a source of power wed already be a class-III civilization and our rockets wouldve reached Andromeda by now."
« Cliffs! (4.5) »

["I am the True God, Lua-kuh. Hhsssss. Start the Church of the Talking Lizard. Hssssssss. Build the Neo Temple. Spread the Word. Hssssssssssss. Follow meeeeeeeee... to... the otha... siiiiiiiide..."

And then he started belting out vague poetry about wanting to have sex with his mom." -From the great old Aro, about a dream I had.]
Solivago
Squire
posted 06-14-08 09:40 PM CT (US)     112 / 126       
*walks in bored*

OtmShankIiI

Ot Mongolian goddess of marriage

ms Ms as English title → Mrs.

hankIiI Hankiiieee → Hanky → Mr. Hanky

The bride to a young child's disgusting figment of imagination, at least within Mongolian society

Kevo

K koala
evo evolution

Are we not men? WE ARE KEVO!!!!!

Turty

T Taco
urtyanagram of yurt

Taco Yurt

Aro

I'm going to reinterpret your name as if it were Phoenician characters. Yay for some etymological reasoning!

A ox
R head
O eye

The eye of a head of an ox

Lord Basse

L ox goad
O eye
R head
D door
B house
A ox
S post
S post
E window

An ox who specializes in the trade of making doors, windows, houses, bionic eyes, phrenology, and double posting of internet gaming forums like you see here.

sSc_Cobra007

s snake
S bigger snake
c copperhead
_ zomg it's a snake basking!
Cobra HOW DO YOU TURN THIS ON
0 it's a snake biting its tail
0 ditto
7 seven

Holy crap, that's a ton of snakes, but by the fortuity of finding a seven leaf clover, cheats have been enabled and now I am able to carry off safely in a Cobra (not to construed of being actually composed of them...the red kind)... Car!

sharrkmaster

sharr Dragaš → a Kosovan town
k K-mart
master owner → manager

K-mart manager in Kosova

Quazzi

Quazzi Quasar (scientific name for one those radioactive star-like objectsfar out there)...

an affectionate name for a Quasar. Much like dog to doggy, short to shorty, Inky, Blinky...ok you get it

Scuddles

Scuddles scudding → tanning business
S Snuggles, the cute mascot of freshness!
Cuddles cuddly, cute
uddle uddly → wuddly → lovely
dle lidle → little

Scuddles, the cuddly, wuddly, ruddly, tschuddly, mxyjkpuddly, adorable, cute, huggable, wonderful, adorable, anthropomorphic widdle bear...that advertises...except in the tanning business...and is slightly suicidal but in a happy way! He likes seeing other cute furry creatures get manufactured into leathery weird stuff humans can wear!

*facepalm*...I think I have the longest post in this thread.

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He's a real nowhere Man / Sitting in hisNowhere Land / Making all his nowhere plans
...for nobody -Beatles Song

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morgoth bauglir
Squire
posted 06-15-08 01:12 AM CT (US)     113 / 126       
M-m-m-mm-monster post!

Morgoth Bauglir/Quaazi - BORINGMETAL HEADTWAT
Huidin's Belief - The Siege (4.4) - 2475 - Birth Of The Uruk-Hai (4.1) (Best Sound of 2008)
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kevo
Squire
(id: kevingamer prime)
posted 06-15-08 01:25 AM CT (US)     114 / 126       
Thread status = owned by Solivago

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"i get more IM's from AOL System Message than from everyone else"-Anonymous
Andanu Trisatya
Squire
posted 06-15-08 09:35 AM CT (US)     115 / 126       
Soliv → Solitary lives → solitude → lone → bone → human body → biology → natural science → education → intelligence → IQ → stupidity → Homer

Ago → past → history → old → rotten → maggots → Slipknot's fans → band → boyband → N'sync → lip-sync → Ashlee Simpson → simpson

Solivago Homer Simpson

Crappy, I know, but oh well.
Lurkur
Squire
(id: OtmShankIiI)
posted 06-15-08 05:31 PM CT (US)     116 / 126       
Are you some kind of whiz-kid Solivago?????? You have PWNT this thread 0_o'!!!!!!!

And that's a weird way to crush my name...

NOTE: Not angry or anything else, just... mind not working properly ._______________________________.

"Seriously, if human stupidity could be used as a source of power wed already be a class-III civilization and our rockets wouldve reached Andromeda by now."
« Cliffs! (4.5) »

["I am the True God, Lua-kuh. Hhsssss. Start the Church of the Talking Lizard. Hssssssss. Build the Neo Temple. Spread the Word. Hssssssssssss. Follow meeeeeeeee... to... the otha... siiiiiiiide..."

And then he started belting out vague poetry about wanting to have sex with his mom." -From the great old Aro, about a dream I had.]
WizardBoy
Squire
posted 06-25-08 07:23 AM CT (US)     117 / 126       
Silver serpent
Sil + ver ser + pent
sil -> river -> nile -> egypt -> camel -> carry -> weight
ver -> fur -> animal -> cat -> claw
ser -> sir -> adult -> parent -> couple ->
pent -> penthouse -> washington DC -> america -> city -> taxi -> driver

Resulting... A Weighted claw couple driver!

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(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_( = [|] Class: Warrior[|] = )_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)
(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_( = [|]Race: Human [|] = )_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)
(_(_(_( = WizardBoy: | Proud member of AOK = Click to add population = )_)_)_)
KayanZ
Squire
(id: ZayanK)
posted 06-25-08 03:20 PM CT (US)     118 / 126       
I'm horrified by how many times turks have been directly related to arabs in this thread...
Lord Basse
MI6 Scenario-Making Machine
posted 06-25-08 03:38 PM CT (US)     119 / 126       
Well they're nieghbours...

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The ||||||||||||||||| Hus
OF | [/ \] |¯| [/ \] | ME
______________________________________________________________________________ |__ _ |¯|____|_______________________________________________________________________________
The Relics of Athalën (5.0) | AoK Opus - 95,000+ downloads | StormWind Studios | "I consider the conversion of Basse to be one of the great triumphs of my modding crusade" - Matt LiVecchi
The Forest Man
Squire
posted 06-25-08 08:07 PM CT (US)     120 / 126       
Lord Basse
Lord + Basse
Lord - Servant - serve - server - webhotel - website - porn - Tits
Basse - bass - fish - fisherman - Gothenburg - Sweden - The FRA-law - sucks

Lord Basse = Tits sucks

Hellö everywön.
RON PAUL 2016
Squire
(id: Turty)
posted 06-25-08 10:12 PM CT (US)     121 / 126       
Holy crap, I haven't seen that guy here for ages.

Or ever.
The Forest Man
Squire
posted 06-26-08 08:22 AM CT (US)     122 / 126       
Well, it's been a while since my last visit. But when I visited this site before, I almost never wrote anything. So I don't think anyone will remember me, except for Lord Basse.

Hellö everywön.

[This message has been edited by The Forest Man (edited 06-26-2008 @ 08:22 AM).]

Rocking doom
Squire
posted 06-26-08 11:57 AM CT (US)     123 / 126       
Guess i will try

The forest man

The -> He -> Her

Forest -> Trees -> Wood -> Wooden

Man-> Apes

So it comes to be-

Her wooden Apes :P

Heaven is only what we aspire to

Everything has a reason

The purpose of life is Karm (Work), Without Work, Our lives are but purposeless- Hindu belief
Lord Fenris
Banned
posted 06-27-08 09:03 AM CT (US)     124 / 126       


I believe we have a new euphemism here.

[This message has been edited by Areknore (edited 06-27-2008 @ 09:04 AM).]

Lurkur
Squire
(id: OtmShankIiI)
posted 06-28-08 04:25 PM CT (US)     125 / 126       
Rocking doom = Rocking + doom

Rocking > ROCK ON! > Rock > Lock > Locked
Doom > Game > for PC > PC

Rocking doom = Locked my PC

Outta ideas, as ever...

Areknore = Arek + nore

Arek > Aracnid > Smashed
nore > Unknown word > Properly for PC > Keyboard

Areknore = Smashed my Keyboard

I still remember how you got that nick (do you remember my topic at OD?)

"Seriously, if human stupidity could be used as a source of power wed already be a class-III civilization and our rockets wouldve reached Andromeda by now."
« Cliffs! (4.5) »

["I am the True God, Lua-kuh. Hhsssss. Start the Church of the Talking Lizard. Hssssssss. Build the Neo Temple. Spread the Word. Hssssssssssss. Follow meeeeeeeee... to... the otha... siiiiiiiide..."

And then he started belting out vague poetry about wanting to have sex with his mom." -From the great old Aro, about a dream I had.]
The Forest Man
Squire
posted 06-28-08 07:48 PM CT (US)     126 / 126       
OtmShankIiI
O - letter - alphabet - analphabet - analphabetic
tm - trademark
Sha - persian emperor - rug
nkI - not a word - craowng
iI - upper and lower case letters - letter

Analphabetic Trademark Rug CRAOWNG Letter

=D

Hellö everywön.
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