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Lord Basse
MI6 Scenario-Making Machine
posted 05-20-08 11:40 AM CT (US)         


EXAMPLE:

Mashek Mash + ek
Mash → mashed potatoes → crisps → Pringles
Ek → ke → Que? → what → Who → Doctor Who → classic

Mashek = Pringles Classic



  • Use your imagination, be creative
  • Nothing's too farfetched
  • Stick the the law, aka CoC
  • You can crush the name anyway you want as long as the result is good and/or funny.
  • Try keeping the humour clean
  • Don't be upset if you don't like your new names, it's just a game!

If you come up with some exceptionally good names I might add a Hall of Fame, but that'll be later on.


First poster, crush my name.

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The Relics of Athalėn (5.0) | AoK Opus - 95,000+ downloads | StormWind Studios | "I consider the conversion of Basse to be one of the great triumphs of my modding crusade" - Matt LiVecchi

[This message has been edited by Lord Basse (edited 05-21-2008 @ 01:28 PM).]

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Lord Basse
MI6 Scenario-Making Machine
posted 05-24-08 11:57 AM CT (US)     51 / 126       
Would this be considered innapropriate.
By some

Areknore → Arek + nore
Arek → ark → the lost ark → Indiana Jones → cinema → popcorn → junk food → junk → mess → unarranged → random
nore → nora → Nora Roberts → authour → books → letter

Areknore = A Series of Random Letters

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The ||||||||||||||||| Hus
OF | [/ \] |Æ| [/ \] | ME
______________________________________________________________________________ |__ _ |Æ|____|_______________________________________________________________________________
The Relics of Athalėn (5.0) | AoK Opus - 95,000+ downloads | StormWind Studios | "I consider the conversion of Basse to be one of the great triumphs of my modding crusade" - Matt LiVecchi

[This message has been edited by Lord Basse (edited 05-24-2008 @ 11:58 AM).]

morgoth bauglir
Squire
posted 05-24-08 12:32 PM CT (US)     52 / 126       
Lord - Count - Numbers - 1337 - hacking - nerd

Basse - Basset - Hound - Pound - punching

Nerd-puncher

Morgoth Bauglir/Quaazi - BORINGMETAL HEADTWAT
Huidin's Belief - The Siege (4.4) - 2475 - Birth Of The Uruk-Hai (4.1) (Best Sound of 2008)
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Gwame
Squire
posted 05-24-08 01:28 PM CT (US)     53 / 126       
Morgoth - Morgue - Dead
Bauglir - Boggler - Boggling - Confusing - Confused
Quaazi - Quasimodo - Hunchback

How's that? Dead Confused Hunchback?

MY NAME IS GWAME I AM AOKH MEMBER SINCE 2004 AND I HAVE MANY POSTS
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viperiv
Squire
(id: EpIc CoMmandeR)
posted 05-25-08 03:35 AM CT (US)     54 / 126       
Gwa + me

Gwa → dwa? → huh? → confused

Me → you → person → human → homo sapien → Homosexual



A confused homosexual?
Lord Fenris
Banned
posted 05-25-08 08:12 AM CT (US)     55 / 126       
So... isn't that like a heterosexual?
morgoth bauglir
Squire
posted 05-25-08 09:11 AM CT (US)     56 / 126       
Maybe a homo, but when he steps out of the closet, he becomes straight.

Morgoth Bauglir/Quaazi - BORINGMETAL HEADTWAT
Huidin's Belief - The Siege (4.4) - 2475 - Birth Of The Uruk-Hai (4.1) (Best Sound of 2008)
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Julius999
Imposter
posted 05-25-08 09:56 AM CT (US)     57 / 126       
homo sapien → Homosexual
Congratulations on that bit of reasoning.

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LongBowHurtsBad
Squire
posted 05-25-08 10:31 AM CT (US)     58 / 126       
Quaazi->Quaa->Zi

Quaa->Quad->four->ATV

Zi-z->sleep-tired

Quaazi=Tired of the ATV

~Quotes from the Heart~

"Get off my lawn"-Clint eastwood
"My name is Bill Clinton and im about to get laid" -Bill
"Spartans! Its time...to stomp the yard!"-Leonidas
"When you get hit by a Longbow, it will probably hurt, bad"-George Bush
Aro
AoKH Dictator
posted 05-27-08 06:00 AM CT (US)     59 / 126       
LongBowHurtsBad

L -> Love -> Hate -> Emotions
O -> Only -> Many -> Vary
N -> New -> Old -> Age
G -> German -> Austrian -> Country
B -> Battlefields -> Wrecks -> Ruined
O -> On -> Off -> Lightswitches
W -> Wonderful -> Terrible -> Moods
H -> Horizons -> Outlooks -> Evaporation
U -> Under -> Over -> Beneath
R -> Ruined -> Functional -> Lightswitch
T -> Tarp -> Covers -> Blanket
S -> Sexy -> Ugly -> Vanity
B -> Babes -> Pigs -> Hogs
A -> Attack -> Defending -> Tennis
D -> Dad -> Father -> Mother

LongBowHurtsBad == Emotions Vary Age! Country Ruined! Lightswitches Moods, Evaporation Beneath Lightswitch! Blanket Vanity Hogs! Tennis Mother!

So you're a series of tabloid headlines.

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viperiv
Squire
(id: EpIc CoMmandeR)
posted 05-27-08 06:03 AM CT (US)     60 / 126       
Before I read that last line i was thinking *Aro should work for the sun*
Dead_End
Cavalier
posted 05-27-08 04:25 PM CT (US)     61 / 126       
Epic Commander
Epic + Commander

Epic > Everlasting > Ending > Final Fantasy > Japanese
Commander > Army > Soldier > Meat > Fish

Epic Commander = Japanese Fish
Cohort_Crusher
Squire
(id: paladinslaughter)
posted 05-27-08 04:38 PM CT (US)     62 / 126       
Nice way of crushing names Aro.

I want to participate, but I have no idea on how to use my fantasy at the moment

''This is madness!''
''Madness? THIS IS HOLLAND!!!''
''What's the difference?''

The 300 Dutchmen will fight in the shade of an oil fountain..

[This message has been edited by Cohort_Crusher (edited 05-27-2008 @ 04:40 PM).]

Nacht Jaeger
Squire
(id: RCM7525)
posted 05-27-08 09:04 PM CT (US)     63 / 126       
Cohort_Crusher
Cohort - Legion - Roman - Rome - Italy - Spaghetti - Meatball - Meat - Muscle
Crusher - Crush - Compact - Car

Cohort_Crusher - Muscle Car

Nacht Jaeger - Ex AoEH Angel
Dead_End
Cavalier
posted 05-28-08 01:05 AM CT (US)     64 / 126       
RCM7525
RCM + 7525

RCM > REM > Bald guy > Lenin > Communism
7525> Number > 1408 > Samuel L Jackson > Actor

RCM7525 = Communistic Actor
LongBowHurtsBad
Squire
posted 05-28-08 01:07 AM CT (US)     65 / 126       
Gawd Aro, i thought my name was the only one that couldnt be crushed:P

~Quotes from the Heart~

"Get off my lawn"-Clint eastwood
"My name is Bill Clinton and im about to get laid" -Bill
"Spartans! Its time...to stomp the yard!"-Leonidas
"When you get hit by a Longbow, it will probably hurt, bad"-George Bush
Ilmarinen
Squire
(id: Cilibinarii)
posted 05-28-08 06:58 AM CT (US)     66 / 126       
My name is made of concrete. No one can crush it!


Hmmm...

Dead + End

Dead -> Undead -> Vampire -> Dracula
End -> Beginning -> Beginner -> Noob -> 2.5 rating -> Cool Man Campaign!

Dracula is a Cool Man Campaign? <- Dead End

Long + Bow + Man + Hurts + Bad

Long -> Lounge -> Hotel -> Resort -> Hawaii
Bow -> Wow -> Row -> Flow -> DJ -> Gangster
Man -> Can -> Possible -> Impossible
Hurts -> Huts -> Cut! -> Movie -> Script -> Word
Bad -> ad -> an

Hawaiian Gangster is An Impossible Word?

Cilibinarii
My AOK Maps
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Squire
(id: Turty)
posted 05-28-08 07:55 AM CT (US)     67 / 126       
Cilibinarii = Cili + Binarii
Cili - cilia - bacteria - blob - gum - chew - tobacco - smoking
Binarii - Wii - motion - sex - bedsheets - thread - needle - sharp - cards - ace

Cilibinarii = smoking aces

There's also the alternative

Cilibinarii = Clbnar + iiii

Clbnar - gnarly - surfer - hippie
iiii - four eyes - glasses - dork - school - pot

Cilibinarii = Pot-smoking hippie
which would also be equal to 'hippie'.
Lord Basse
MI6 Scenario-Making Machine
posted 05-28-08 09:35 AM CT (US)     68 / 126       
Turty → Tur + ty
Tur → luck in Swedish → Sweden → elkmeat → moose
Ty → thank you → phrase → phase → war → warrior

Turty = Moose Warrior
My name is made of concrete. No one can crush it!
No name's uncrushable

Cilibinarii → Cilib + inarii
Cilib → Celebrity
inarii → Iunari → ADOC → supposed megalomania egocentricity → narcissism → Narcissus → Alanis Morisette → Canadian

Cilibinarii = Canadian Celebrity

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The ||||||||||||||||| Hus
OF | [/ \] |Æ| [/ \] | ME
______________________________________________________________________________ |__ _ |Æ|____|_______________________________________________________________________________
The Relics of Athalėn (5.0) | AoK Opus - 95,000+ downloads | StormWind Studios | "I consider the conversion of Basse to be one of the great triumphs of my modding crusade" - Matt LiVecchi
Dead_End
Cavalier
posted 05-28-08 11:28 AM CT (US)     69 / 126       
Lord Basse
Lord+Basse

Lord > Arogant > Aro + gant > Aro
Basse > Base > Army > Death > Heaven > Angel

Lord Basse = Angel Aro

[This message has been edited by Dead_End (edited 05-28-2008 @ 11:29 AM).]

morgoth bauglir
Squire
posted 05-28-08 11:48 AM CT (US)     70 / 126       
I dare someone crush "Quaazi"

Morgoth Bauglir/Quaazi - BORINGMETAL HEADTWAT
Huidin's Belief - The Siege (4.4) - 2475 - Birth Of The Uruk-Hai (4.1) (Best Sound of 2008)
Signature currently under construction. If you want to help out and provide me with the resources needed, download from the above links.
Lord Basse
MI6 Scenario-Making Machine
posted 05-28-08 12:13 PM CT (US)     71 / 126       
Quaazi → Qua + azi
Qua → Que? → What? → which → witch
Azi → Aztec → native american → indian → India → Bhangra

Quaazi = Bhangra-dancing Witch

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The ||||||||||||||||| Hus
OF | [/ \] |Æ| [/ \] | ME
______________________________________________________________________________ |__ _ |Æ|____|_______________________________________________________________________________
The Relics of Athalėn (5.0) | AoK Opus - 95,000+ downloads | StormWind Studios | "I consider the conversion of Basse to be one of the great triumphs of my modding crusade" - Matt LiVecchi

[This message has been edited by Lord Basse (edited 05-28-2008 @ 12:14 PM).]

AgeOfHalberdiers
Squire
posted 05-28-08 12:39 PM CT (US)     72 / 126       
Lord Basse

Lord > Land > Home > Castle > Defender > Bow > Arrow > Shot
Basse > Bass > Fish > River > Downstream > Down+stream > down

Lord Basse= Shot down

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[This message has been edited by AgeOfHalberdiers (edited 05-28-2008 @ 01:01 PM).]

Major Helper
AoKH Survivor, Mr. White Teeth
posted 05-28-08 01:31 PM CT (US)     73 / 126       
ageofhalberdiers

age -> old
halberdiers -> pikemen

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Dead_End
Cavalier
posted 05-29-08 04:48 AM CT (US)     74 / 126       
Major Helper
Major + Helper

Major > Army > Triggerhappy > Gun
Helper > Helping > Don't need help > Independent

Major Helper = Independent Gun
Aro
AoKH Dictator
posted 05-29-08 05:45 AM CT (US)     75 / 126       
Dead End

Dead -> Death -> Life -> Live
End -> Weekend -> Saturday -> Saturday Night

Dead End = Saturday Night Live

If your name is taken literally, there's so very much truth to that statement.

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