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Lord Basse
MI6 Scenario-Making Machine
posted 05-20-08 11:40 AM CT (US)         


EXAMPLE:

Mashek Mash + ek
Mash → mashed potatoes → crisps → Pringles
Ek → ke → Que? → what → Who → Doctor Who → classic

Mashek = Pringles Classic



  • Use your imagination, be creative
  • Nothing's too farfetched
  • Stick the the law, aka CoC
  • You can crush the name anyway you want as long as the result is good and/or funny.
  • Try keeping the humour clean
  • Don't be upset if you don't like your new names, it's just a game!

If you come up with some exceptionally good names I might add a Hall of Fame, but that'll be later on.


First poster, crush my name.

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The Relics of Athaln (5.0) | AoK Opus - 95,000+ downloads | StormWind Studios | "I consider the conversion of Basse to be one of the great triumphs of my modding crusade" - Matt LiVecchi

[This message has been edited by Lord Basse (edited 05-21-2008 @ 01:28 PM).]

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Lord Basse
MI6 Scenario-Making Machine
posted 05-29-08 02:52 PM CT (US)     76 / 126       
Aro → A + ro
A → arm → limb → lump → bump → bounce
Ro → row → row row row your boat → Mr Bean → England → France → baguette

Aro = Bouncing Baguette

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OF | [/ \] || [/ \] | ME
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The Relics of Athaln (5.0) | AoK Opus - 95,000+ downloads | StormWind Studios | "I consider the conversion of Basse to be one of the great triumphs of my modding crusade" - Matt LiVecchi
Lurkur
Squire
(id: OtmShankIiI)
posted 05-29-08 03:10 PM CT (US)     77 / 126       
Can someone crush my name?? xD

I'll make a try:

Lord Basse - Lord+Basse

Lord - God - omnipotent - POWER - power+house - Strong - annoying (at least to me)
Basse - Base - All your base are belong to us - cheat - n00b

Lord basse= Annoying n00b

Well, I am not really good at that...

PS: Not insulting you, basse ^-^'

"Seriously, if human stupidity could be used as a source of power wed already be a class-III civilization and our rockets wouldve reached Andromeda by now."
Cliffs! (4.5)

["I am the True God, Lua-kuh. Hhsssss. Start the Church of the Talking Lizard. Hssssssss. Build the Neo Temple. Spread the Word. Hssssssssssss. Follow meeeeeeeee... to... the otha... siiiiiiiide..."

And then he started belting out vague poetry about wanting to have sex with his mom." -From the great old Aro, about a dream I had.]

[This message has been edited by OtmShankIiI (edited 05-29-2008 @ 03:10 PM).]

AgeOfHalberdiers
Squire
posted 05-30-08 04:47 AM CT (US)     78 / 126       
OtmShankIiI
Otm+Shank+IiI

Otm > Ottoman > Arabs > Nomads > Mongols > Mongolian

Shank > Anchor > Ship > Warship > War+ship > War > War+Horse > Horse

IiI > III > Number > Roman+number > Roman > Soldier > Warrior

OtmShankIiI = Mongolian Horse Warrior

AgєғHaІвєгdıєгѕTM BETA Version
SIG Corporation 2008TM
-Current Project: The Adventures of Robin Hood

[This message has been edited by AgeOfHalberdiers (edited 05-30-2008 @ 04:51 AM).]

Ornlu
Recreational Procreator
posted 05-30-08 05:07 AM CT (US)     79 / 126       
Ottoman > Arabs
The Ottomans were Turks.

Age -> Old -> Old man -> Senile man
Of -> Off -> On
Halberdiers -> Halberd -> Spear -> Erection -> Viagra

Senile man on viagra.

None of us are free, one of us is chained.
morgoth bauglir
Squire
posted 05-30-08 05:10 AM CT (US)     80 / 126       
Only you can make me laugh like that.

Morgoth Bauglir/Quaazi - BORINGMETAL HEADTWAT
Huidin's Belief - The Siege (4.4) - 2475 - Birth Of The Uruk-Hai (4.1) (Best Sound of 2008)
Signature currently under construction. If you want to help out and provide me with the resources needed, download from the above links.
Ornlu
Recreational Procreator
posted 05-30-08 05:15 AM CT (US)     81 / 126       
Only you can make me laugh like that.
And only you can make my heart beat in a rhythm so violent as the late winter night storms of the Baltic sea.

None of us are free, one of us is chained.
Ilmarinen
Squire
(id: Cilibinarii)
posted 05-30-08 05:36 AM CT (US)     82 / 126       
Or+nlu

Or-For-Four-More-Core
nlu-nul(french AND dutch for 0)-Four

Fourcore?

Cilibinarii
My AOK Maps
Lord Fenris
Banned
posted 05-30-08 11:42 AM CT (US)     83 / 126       
Cilibinari → Calamari

I do believe this is my best effort yet.

[This message has been edited by Areknore (edited 05-30-2008 @ 11:42 AM).]

morgoth bauglir
Squire
posted 05-30-08 12:09 PM CT (US)     84 / 126       
Areknore - are + no + ore

are - is - currently - moment - time - measurement - length - size - big
no - negative - photo - picture - gallery - gal - girl
ore - more - amount - number - 2 - breasts

Areknore - big-breasted girl

Morgoth Bauglir/Quaazi - BORINGMETAL HEADTWAT
Huidin's Belief - The Siege (4.4) - 2475 - Birth Of The Uruk-Hai (4.1) (Best Sound of 2008)
Signature currently under construction. If you want to help out and provide me with the resources needed, download from the above links.
Lurkur
Squire
(id: OtmShankIiI)
posted 05-30-08 04:00 PM CT (US)     85 / 126       
Quaazi = Qua+azi

Qua > Que > What > The hell > WTF > Angry > Blame
Azi > As > So > Make it so > Picard

Quaazi = Blame Picard

Damn, that name's made of concrete...

Morgoth Bauglir = Mor+goth+bau+glir

Mor > Moor > Beaten by Spanish > Loser
Goth > Anarchy > Future? > Now
Bau > Bow > Longbow > Hurts Bad ^-^'
Glir > Glare > My eyes! > Blind

Morgoth bauglir = Now the loser is blind... and it hurts bad ^-^'

Man, this guy chose a very hard nick!

"Seriously, if human stupidity could be used as a source of power wed already be a class-III civilization and our rockets wouldve reached Andromeda by now."
Cliffs! (4.5)

["I am the True God, Lua-kuh. Hhsssss. Start the Church of the Talking Lizard. Hssssssss. Build the Neo Temple. Spread the Word. Hssssssssssss. Follow meeeeeeeee... to... the otha... siiiiiiiide..."

And then he started belting out vague poetry about wanting to have sex with his mom." -From the great old Aro, about a dream I had.]
morgoth bauglir
Squire
posted 05-30-08 04:24 PM CT (US)     86 / 126       
Yeah, when I chose my nick, I knew this forum game would once come.

Morgoth Bauglir/Quaazi - BORINGMETAL HEADTWAT
Huidin's Belief - The Siege (4.4) - 2475 - Birth Of The Uruk-Hai (4.1) (Best Sound of 2008)
Signature currently under construction. If you want to help out and provide me with the resources needed, download from the above links.
Aro
AoKH Dictator
posted 05-31-08 07:14 AM CT (US)     87 / 126       
OtmShankIiI

Otm = Autumn -> Fall -> Falling
Shank = Shanking -> Shankin' -> Spankin' -> Spank
IiI = Eye Eye Eye -> Aye Aye Aye -> Yeah Yeah Yeah -> Oooooh yes! Oooh yeah! Yes! -> Sexy

OtmShankIiI = Falling Spank Sexy

Your attractive master.
"Because I before E is a LIE!!!"
Lurkur
Squire
(id: OtmShankIiI)
posted 05-31-08 05:47 PM CT (US)     88 / 126       
Aro, ur t3h best!

Aro = A+R+O

A > Angel > Heaven > Games > Stuff
R > Root > Tree > Chopping... > Fallen
O > OMG > Internet Acronym > Digispeak > Crappy

Aro = Crappy Fallen Stuff?

Humm... I need to practice.

"Seriously, if human stupidity could be used as a source of power wed already be a class-III civilization and our rockets wouldve reached Andromeda by now."
Cliffs! (4.5)

["I am the True God, Lua-kuh. Hhsssss. Start the Church of the Talking Lizard. Hssssssss. Build the Neo Temple. Spread the Word. Hssssssssssss. Follow meeeeeeeee... to... the otha... siiiiiiiide..."

And then he started belting out vague poetry about wanting to have sex with his mom." -From the great old Aro, about a dream I had.]
kevo
Squire
(id: kevingamer prime)
posted 06-05-08 08:07 PM CT (US)     89 / 126       
OtmShankIiI = Otm + Shank + IiI

Otm -> Totem -> Indian -> Outsourced -> computers
Shank -> knife -> sword -> weapon -> kill
IiI -> III -> roman numerals -> roman -> civilization

Computers kill civilization

\/\\evo'_____________________________________
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"i get more IM's from AOL System Message than from everyone else"-Anonymous
sharrkmaster
Squire
posted 06-05-08 10:18 PM CT (US)     90 / 126       
Lol @ all of Aro's posts. I especially love your first Dead_End interpretation... That was genius.

kevo = ke + vo

ke -> key -> key lime pie -> delicious -> tasty -> food -> Essential

vo -> woe -> sadness -> depression -> emos -> Evil

Kevo = Essential Evil


I used to drive home after getting drunk, but I had to stop after some moms got "MA-D-D."
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I'm not gay, I just really love rainbows.
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===== Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. =====
kevo
Squire
(id: kevingamer prime)
posted 06-05-08 10:37 PM CT (US)     91 / 126       
sharrkmaster= sharrk + master

sharrk -> shark -> fish -> long john silvers -> taco bell -> burritos -> spanish -> french -> art musuems

master -> slave -> civil war -> amputation -> morphine

sharrkmaster -> Art museums morphine

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"i get more IM's from AOL System Message than from everyone else"-Anonymous
Major Helper
AoKH Survivor, Mr. White Teeth
posted 06-06-08 04:42 AM CT (US)     92 / 126       
kevo --> k + evo

k -> kay -> okay
evo -> "et vaan osaa" (finnish) -> you just can't

kevo = okay, you just can't

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morgoth bauglir
Squire
posted 06-06-08 05:26 AM CT (US)     93 / 126       
Major -> Supreme -> extreme -> metal -> me
Helper -> assistant -> slave

Major Helper -> My slave.

Morgoth Bauglir/Quaazi - BORINGMETAL HEADTWAT
Huidin's Belief - The Siege (4.4) - 2475 - Birth Of The Uruk-Hai (4.1) (Best Sound of 2008)
Signature currently under construction. If you want to help out and provide me with the resources needed, download from the above links.
sharrkmaster
Squire
posted 06-06-08 02:26 PM CT (US)     94 / 126       
Quaazi -> Quaa + zi

Quaa -> Quack -> duck -> goose -> wild goose chase -> completely useless

Zi -> Zee -> zoo -> lots of animals -> menagerie -> random word

Quaazi = A completely random, useless word

I used to drive home after getting drunk, but I had to stop after some moms got "MA-D-D."
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I'm not gay, I just really love rainbows.
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===== Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. =====

[This message has been edited by sharrkmaster (edited 06-06-2008 @ 02:27 PM).]

Lord Basse
MI6 Scenario-Making Machine
posted 06-06-08 02:37 PM CT (US)     95 / 126       
sharrkmaster → sharrk + master
sharrk → shark → shark tale → story → fairytale → Grimm → German → lederhosen
master → leader → president → senator → Granny D → Grandma'

sharrkmaster = Grandma's Lederhosen

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The ||||||||||||||||| Hus
OF | [/ \] || [/ \] | ME
______________________________________________________________________________ |__ _ ||____|_______________________________________________________________________________
The Relics of Athaln (5.0) | AoK Opus - 95,000+ downloads | StormWind Studios | "I consider the conversion of Basse to be one of the great triumphs of my modding crusade" - Matt LiVecchi
sharrkmaster
Squire
posted 06-06-08 02:51 PM CT (US)     96 / 126       
Lord Basse = Lor + D Basse

Lor -> Lore -> legend -> myth -> False stories

D Basse -> double bass -> orchestra -> symphony -> conductor -> person -> human -> tends to reproduce

Lord Basse = False stories that tend to reproduce

I used to drive home after getting drunk, but I had to stop after some moms got "MA-D-D."
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I'm not gay, I just really love rainbows.
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===== Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. =====
kevo
Squire
(id: kevingamer prime)
posted 06-07-08 01:38 AM CT (US)     97 / 126       
sharrkmaster = sharrk + master

sharrk -> shark -> devil ray -> Tampa Bay Devil Rays -> Even Longoria -> Eva Longoria

master -> commander -> ships -> fish -> shark -> sharrkmaster -> sharrk + master

sharrk -> shark -> devil ray -> Tampa Bay Devil Rays -> Even Longoria -> Eva Longoria

master -> commander -> ships -> fish -> shark -> sharrkmaster -> sharrk + master

sharrk -> shark -> devil ray -> Tampa Bay Devil Rays -> Even Longoria -> Eva Longoria

master -> commander -> ships -> fish -> shark -> sharrkmaster -> sharrk + master

...et al

thus sharrkmaster = Eva Longoria Eva Longoria Eva Longoria Eva Longoria Eva Longoria Eva Longoria Eva Longoria...
Q.E.D

\/\\evo'_____________________________________
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"i get more IM's from AOL System Message than from everyone else"-Anonymous
four hundred babies
Squire
(id: Lord_Fadawah)
posted 06-07-08 03:37 AM CT (US)     98 / 126       
Lord Basse = False stories that tend to reproduce
You had "tends to reproduce" and that was the best you could come up with?
Lurkur
Squire
(id: OtmShankIiI)
posted 06-07-08 04:04 PM CT (US)     99 / 126       
KEVO = Ke+vo

Ke > Que > What > whats mine is mine > cheat > n00b
vo > Voice > Cry > Cryes > In a Battle > Battle > Banner

kevo = n00b Banner xD

"Seriously, if human stupidity could be used as a source of power wed already be a class-III civilization and our rockets wouldve reached Andromeda by now."
Cliffs! (4.5)

["I am the True God, Lua-kuh. Hhsssss. Start the Church of the Talking Lizard. Hssssssss. Build the Neo Temple. Spread the Word. Hssssssssssss. Follow meeeeeeeee... to... the otha... siiiiiiiide..."

And then he started belting out vague poetry about wanting to have sex with his mom." -From the great old Aro, about a dream I had.]

[This message has been edited by OtmShankIiI (edited 06-07-2008 @ 04:05 PM).]

kevo
Squire
(id: kevingamer prime)
posted 06-07-08 11:44 PM CT (US)     100 / 126       
...

Sure, whatever, Computers kill civilization.

\/\\evo'_____________________________________
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"i get more IM's from AOL System Message than from everyone else"-Anonymous
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