In before ban:
Huh. Funny, I saw this post while lurking around here, in one of the few times I've remembered this site since I gotperma-banned and cut off from my addiction to it years ago and spent like a month lurking nonstop (yes, I didn't have much of life. Or inspiration. Or anything, really.).
Since then, I've managed to expand my internet (and real life, but that has no place here) horizons quite greatly, sticking my nose into things no mortal man should ever lay eyes upon. (Just remember rule 34, kiddos: if it exists,
there is porn of it. No exceptions.)
Over the years, and even in this little nostalgia trip, I've come to realize some things that I've enshrined in the area of my mind labeled only as "Internets":
- I am still awesome.
- Battle.net is full of morons.
- Not being part of a community that shares your tastes tends to suck majorly. Being part of a community and being banned from it sucks more. Being part of a community and being a geeky asshole because you're part of a community makes you deserve a shotgun shell to the face. Kthx.
- Godwin's law.
- The cake is a lie.
- If you hear any word that starts with /d/, as in, /d/eviation, do not search for it. Ever.
- Antagonistic bastardry only goes so far.
- The same thing goes for asskissing though. Squared.
- OD is just a censored, unfunnier, and mostly... boring-er version of /b/.
- That's right. Not even all of 4chan. Just /b/.
- There are no girls in the internet.
- Lolcat is lol.
- Some people still don't know what 4chan is.
- Generally, pages long rant posts don't work so well. A well thought out paragraph or two can get your argument across quite well. After all, all I need to respond is "I believe Jesus is a chestbursting alien" for all the long hours of work you put into that 5000-words-long diatribe to go down the gutter.
- You are, of course free to do what I just mentioned in your response the moment I finish posting this.
- You have just lost The Game.
Ah, that felt good. Well, people, seeing as I'm going to be gone quite soon, I feel it's time to say what I used to say to you fools back in the old days one last time; and dig deep into my bastardly Mexican spirit to tell you that:
You fags all fail miserably.
EDIT: oh and fagawah is still a fag
lol im so witty lol[This message has been edited by Ray_ (edited 07-20-2008 @ 03:23 AM).]