Actually, it doesn't even have to be 5 stars, just a hotel that you think was great in every aspect, e.g. customer service, comfortable beds, great price/value, and selection of free food!
I've been to a four star hotel once, never a five. It was nice and comfy, and that's about it.
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Chocolate Jesus Squire
(id: trebuchet king)
posted 06-30-08 11:08 PM
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4 / 34
I prefer two star hotels. Five stars take themselves way too seriously.
What do you get when you gobble down sweets? Eating as much as an elephant eats? What are you at getting terribly fat? What do you think will come of that? "Actually, my foreskin was stuck at the point where the pink bulb starts, and they cut it free."-Stroke "Tonight, I pulled it back a bit too far and the opening of my foreskin is stuck beneath the head of my penis." -Pears
Daddy Squire
(id: RIPMKIV9398 1987)
posted 07-01-08 00:24 AM
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5 / 34
EDIT: Maybe we should talk about crappy hotels/motels. Wouldn't that be more fun?
You can do that if you please.
I was just asking 'cause I was planning a cross-country road trip, and already read plenty of reviews, but also wanted even more input... 'cause I'm that insanely input hungry.
I was just asking 'cause I was planning a cross-country road trip
You was just asking because you found you could paste stars into the subject line
But if you're planning a cross-country, USA trip then I can't name any good hotels for you. I've only ever been to a hotel in Paris and London, of which I preferred London, though that might've been because of the circumstances (we were desperate). In London it was funny though. We took a late flight so we were there 'round midnight, and that is when we first thought 'Oh we should sleep somewhere eh?', and there was this taxi driver who asked if we needed a lift and we was kind of 'yes, PLEASE if you know a hotel or something' and he drove us to the worst place, I bet, in the main London area, though it was quite alright because, we didn't know THAT WHOLE STREET WAS FULL OF HOTELS NOT UNLIKE THIS EXCEPT BETTER. The breakfast was included in the price though and it rocked.
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Andanu Trisatya Squire
posted 07-01-08 03:14 AM
CT (US)
7 / 34
Holiday Inn is quite a comfy place, regardless of the stars.
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four hundred babies Squire
(id: Lord_Fadawah)
posted 07-01-08 07:40 PM
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8 / 34
You was just asking because you found you could paste stars into the subject line
That's RIP for ya. He's always having fun with the forum software. He was the first person to figure out how to have more than 6 lines in your signature.
The breakfast was included in the price though and it rocked.
That's RIP for ya. He's always having fun with the forum software. He was the first person to figure out how to have more than 6 lines in your signature.
Wthaaltkianrgeayboouut ?
I didn't know I was the first. I knew I was among the first, but I didn't know I was thee first.
To stay on topic... does anyone have any experience with Hilton?
[This message has been edited by Daddy (edited 07-01-2008 @ 09:30 PM).]
Andanu Trisatya Squire
posted 07-01-08 11:09 PM
CT (US)
10 / 34
Hilton? Nah. Too bright and extravagant to my tastes.
After all, hotels are supposed to make you feel at home when you're not really at home, not to make you feel like you're living in a royal palace. Luxurious, yet creepy. That's why I prefer <4 star ones, with hot bath and free breakfast as complementary items.
"No more gold lights for the queen earth to keep you warm in your kingdoms, high on the waves you make for us, but not since you left have the waves come."
[This message has been edited by Andanu Trisatya (edited 07-01-2008 @ 11:11 PM).]
Hailstorm65 Squire
posted 07-02-08 05:25 PM
CT (US)
11 / 34
I have went to them in the past but I likely wont anymore. I am all huffy and weird about thinking there will be Sperm stains in every dam bed. Therefore I shall not use them ever!
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KayanZ Squire
(id: ZayanK)
posted 07-02-08 05:32 PM
CT (US)
12 / 34
A hut with a hot shower is enough for me.
RON PAUL 2016 Squire
(id: Turty)
posted 07-02-08 05:39 PM
CT (US)
13 / 34
I once went to a hotel. They had Gamecube there; 1 hour of play for 8 bucks.
Ripoff...
KayanZ Squire
(id: ZayanK)
posted 07-02-08 06:18 PM
CT (US)
14 / 34
It's useless without the hot shower.
TELL ME THEY HAD ONE
Gwame Squire
posted 07-02-08 07:03 PM
CT (US)
15 / 34
I have went to them in the past but I likely wont anymore. I am all huffy and weird about thinking there will be Sperm stains in every dam bed. Therefore I shall not use them ever!
There was a show on TV years ago where they did tests on random rooms in several five star hotels. They found semen everywhere. The walls, the ceiling, the bed, the sink, the TV remote, the lamps, etc...
[This message has been edited by Daddy (edited 07-02-2008 @ 09:00 PM).]
RON PAUL 2016 Squire
(id: Turty)
posted 07-02-08 09:15 PM
CT (US)
17 / 34
It's useless without the hot shower.
A hot shower. But I guess semen could be found there, too?
What hotel doesn't have a shower?
Evil Tailor Squire
(id: Other White Meat)
posted 07-03-08 02:25 AM
CT (US)
18 / 34
I am all huffy and weird about thinking there will be Sperm stains in every dam bed. Therefore I shall not use them ever!
I like it how you capitalised on 'Sperm' But come on, there are much worse things that could've taken place than the sexual gratification of a male human (if you meant human Sperm? ), like what if someone had her periods and there was blood all over it, and of all bloods, MENSTRUATION BLOOD! That's way more gross than sperm STAINS. Like they never wash and/or change the sheets. But blood is way worse, I watched CSI once and they could detect blood EVEN WHERE IT HAD BEEN WASHED AWAY! So it appears that no matter how much you wash and clean the blood stays, and this makes menstruation much worse than male masturbation (or very strange sexual interaction between multiple persons of which at least one is male)
"While I'm profaning I might as well do the whole f*cking thing." -- Christopher Hitchens http://soundcloud.com/adult-entertainment - Intriguing music! Made by me! (It's excellent!)
Ornlu Recreational Procreator
posted 07-03-08 06:33 AM
CT (US)
19 / 34
Hτtel L'Albatross in Hammamet, Tunisia is probably the best I've been to.
Dariush Grand Hotel on the Iranian island of Kish in the Persian Gulf is a close second.
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Dantares IV Squire
posted 07-03-08 12:25 PM
CT (US)
20 / 34
When I was out in Las Vegas once, I stayed at a hotel called La Quinta. It was the best hotel I've been at before.
Thanks for painting a dam picture in my freaking head!
My... PLEASURE (I said this licking my lips simultaneously so you must imagine me doing that in order to get the correct mental image)
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Hailstorm65 Squire
posted 07-03-08 06:29 PM
CT (US)
24 / 34
*Face-Pistol*
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four hundred babies Squire
(id: Lord_Fadawah)
posted 07-03-08 06:52 PM
CT (US)
25 / 34
I will never forget that "white meat" is slang for a Caucasian prostitute.