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Aro
AoKH Dictator
posted 07-20-08 04:23 PM CT (US)         

"Winston away from da house
Da cow ownz it temporarily
But da cow is now away from the house
so da fish in da fish tank ownz it now"


SPLASH SPLASH SCREENPLAY

CONTRIBUTE MY BROTHERS!!!


Ra fra rasa fra... da ra frasier dah. In all srsly, guys... you're all so great. Last week was tremendous... yeah, it was great. You know, you... you're really, you know... *you*. You are you. And that makes you special. Morgoth, you're... you, and as special as closet cases get. Zavier, you know you're you... you were you all over my couch. Basse, you... and that dress. Uh... Turty, you... you sound like you're named after a turtle, turtles are special and so are you. Scud... Scud. NeverFinished, oh man, you never *are* finished, and I appreciate promise keepers. Thunder... hay baby. Nav... our special captain. Jimmy... your name is fun and special. Hailstorm... hailstorm indeed! Cobra... you're anything but mediocre, more liek... "special". Ornlu... you... you rock man, you just... you. Surge... Special starts with S, and that's no coincidence! Fatty... you're hungry, and that's special! Other White Meat, man... yooooou, man. sly... sly_guy, you! Fadawah, you're an oldie. Gwame... Gwah-ahm is the proper prununciation, jerk. But you guys... you guys are all great. And great you are. BECAUSE YOU'RE Y-

In all seriousness, the sooner this Splash Splash expires, the better. I WANT TO GO BACK TO THE FOUNDER. How about we close this Splash Splash early, at, like, 2000?!!??!




Sigposts
500 -- Raptor the Good
666 -- Morgoth
1000 -- Morgoth (SPAMMER)
1234 -- Cknchaos
1500 -- General_Zavier



Splash Splash XXXV: The Neo-Socialist-Sovereign-Arocratic Republic by Scud
Splash Splash XXXIV: Rebuilding the Ark by Ornlu
Splash Splash XXXIII: Order restored by Monk
Splash Splash XXXII: Get Medieval! by Lord Basse
Splash Splash XXXI: Open your window(s) by Snaily
Splash Splash XXX: Pics inside by newIdea
Splash Splash XXIX: Not the usual by Scud
Splash Splash XXVIII: Brave New Thread by Cobra the Mediocre
Splash Splash XXVII: Game Over by Thunder77
Splash Splash (continuation of mooooooooooooo) -- Pirate Invasion by nav
Splash Splash XXV: The Good Ol' Days by oliver
Splash Splash XXIV: The Takeover by TheTrebuchet
Splash Splash Part XXIII: Paint Wars by newIdea
Splash Splash Part XXII: Return to Former Glory by Crimson Knight
Splash Splash Part XXI: Return of El Presidante by WatchWood
Splash Splash Part XX (Continuation of moooooo): Old School by Tonto_DaVe
Splash Splash XIX: Three Years of Madness by kevo
Splash Splash XVIII: Sanity is Overrated by FD2
Splash Splash XVII: The Enlightenment by MW
Splash Splash XVI: The Spampire Strikes Back by trebuchet king
Splash Splash XV: Spam Reduction by WatchWood
Splash Splash XIV: Get Hyphy by Daddy
Splash Splash XIII: kevo's revenge by kevo
Splash Splash XII: Insanity is Bliss by Simfish
Splash Splash XI: There is No Ban Button by ax_man1
Splash Splash Part X: A New Age by Crimson Knight
Splash Splash Part IX (Continuation of moooooo): Game 1 by Tonto DaVe
Splash Splash Part VIII: Regurgitated by Raptor the Good
Splash Splash: Part VI- Continuation of mooooooooooo by zyxomma100
Splash Splash: Resuscitated by nav
Splash Splash: Part III- A New Beginning by zyxomma100
The New splash splash(continuation of moooooooooo) by Simfish

[This message has been edited by Aro (edited 10-12-2008 @ 03:44 AM).]

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Aro
AoKH Dictator
posted 10-13-08 06:11 PM CT (US)     1826 / 1900       
A high priest you say? How "high" are we talking about? LSD? Mary Jane?
You don't indicate the quality of a high by the type of drug; you judge it on the *quality* of the drug.
Semi-random, but if they have time travel in the Harry Potter books, why don't they go back in time and stop Voldemort from being born?
Time travel itself is a divine intervention, they overstretched the plot *enough*, I think. R.J. Knowling or whatever the hell that is was just lazy.
I only get high on life
lol no you don't, you get high on drugs!
What is this evil sin you have commited?! D:
Moregoth, less Quazzitoary.
Time travel is a fact of life. So you're saying you hate an integral part of life?
Time travel is fake. Time gavels are real.

Judge of time and other kickass stuff like that.
And even at today, Scud is as annoying as always. ANNOYING SCUD!
Check it out; a prototype Splash Splash Screenplay comic. Thinking of transferring the Screenplay's plot into a comic format. WHATDOYOUGUYSTHINK?!?

Your attractive master.
"Because I before E is a LIE!!!"
Mapppp
Squire
(id: Jimmy2)
posted 10-13-08 06:20 PM CT (US)     1827 / 1900       
Check it out; a prototype Splash Splash Screenplay comic. Thinking of transferring the Screenplay's plot into a comic format. WHATDOYOUGUYSTHINK?!?
I'd draw some weird comic for it. Thumbs up! *puts thumbs up*

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Scud
Primus inter pares
posted 10-13-08 06:30 PM CT (US)     1828 / 1900       
I'd draw some weird comic for it
No, did you not see the amazing glory Aro has given us? This gift must be given to us by Aro, and Aro alone, if it shall remain a high stanard with the blend of Aok graphics and photoshop editing skills!

_ Scuddles: Rhymes with huggles _
"Scud: the man who could even make God feel foolish." - A Banned User
"Anyway, Scud's not mean, it's not in his nature...he is a bit eccentric though!" - Anastasia

[This message has been edited by Scud (edited 10-13-2008 @ 06:32 PM).]

Aro
AoKH Dictator
posted 10-13-08 06:35 PM CT (US)     1829 / 1900       
http://aok.heavengames.com/work/aro/sscomic_1.jpg

Correct link, linked wrong APPARENTLY.

*throws stuff at Jim*

Your attractive master.
"Because I before E is a LIE!!!"
sly_guy
Squire
posted 10-13-08 06:37 PM CT (US)     1830 / 1900       
Time travel is fake. Time gavels are real.
Time gavels are awesome, but time travel is definitely real! I've done it myself. I can't tell you guys how, you've gotta figure it out on your own.

- ک

Ladies and Gentlemen, wear sunscreen. If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be IT. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience.

This message has been brought to you by procrastination and the letters K and V.
Scud
Primus inter pares
posted 10-13-08 06:39 PM CT (US)     1831 / 1900       
Time travel is a reality, but only in one direction!

Well of course, as we know, I am working on a machine that lets me go backwards and forward faster than what, 1 second per second?!

_ Scuddles: Rhymes with huggles _
"Scud: the man who could even make God feel foolish." - A Banned User
"Anyway, Scud's not mean, it's not in his nature...he is a bit eccentric though!" - Anastasia
Mapppp
Squire
(id: Jimmy2)
posted 10-13-08 06:41 PM CT (US)     1832 / 1900       
http://aok.heavengames.com/work/aro/sscomic_1.jpg
Good, but in each panel, Scud moves closer to Aro. In the last frame, it looked like Scud was IN Aro's cape. A bit creepy...

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Scud
Primus inter pares
posted 10-13-08 06:43 PM CT (US)     1833 / 1900       
A bit creepy...
For Aro and I are like that. Man up and accept it and don't be so childish. _

_ Scuddles: Rhymes with huggles _
"Scud: the man who could even make God feel foolish." - A Banned User
"Anyway, Scud's not mean, it's not in his nature...he is a bit eccentric though!" - Anastasia
Mapppp
Squire
(id: Jimmy2)
posted 10-13-08 06:50 PM CT (US)     1834 / 1900       
No, no, don't take it the wrong way. You guys are in a good spot with your relationship. I was referring to the optical illusion of you and Aro apparently "moving" closer as the panels zoomed in. That's what was "creepy". Way to take things out of context.

Also, I'm glad Aro approves of my name. Although I would change it in a pinch.

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Scud
Primus inter pares
posted 10-13-08 06:52 PM CT (US)     1835 / 1900       
Too late, I already called out a fatwah on you due to your intolerant views.

_ Scuddles: Rhymes with huggles _
"Scud: the man who could even make God feel foolish." - A Banned User
"Anyway, Scud's not mean, it's not in his nature...he is a bit eccentric though!" - Anastasia
nav
Squire
(id: nav_2004)
posted 10-13-08 07:13 PM CT (US)     1836 / 1900       
It's been a while since anyone did this, so I figured it was time.

*pegs next poster with a lawngnome*



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four hundred babies
Squire
(id: Lord_Fadawah)
posted 10-13-08 07:17 PM CT (US)     1837 / 1900       
Aro
AoKH Dictator
posted 10-13-08 07:22 PM CT (US)     1838 / 1900       
Ornlu's going to dream about me tonight.
Time gavels are awesome, but time travel is definitely real!
Time travel are fake. Time gavels are real. Time travel is fake. Time gavel is great.
Good, but in each panel, Scud moves closer to Aro. In the last frame, it looked like Scud was IN Aro's cape. A bit creepy...
Holy crap, you're paying too much attention to details. I don't see that at all.

Keep in mind this is supposed to be from the first part of the Splash Splash Screenplay, where "Aro" is FL and they're standing on top of Splash Splash tower.
Way to take things out of context.
Scud's a politician. He can and *will* take things out of context.
Also, I'm glad Aro approves of my name. Although I would change it in a pinch.
I love your name! Jimmay!
Too late, I already called out a fatwah on you due to your intolerant views.
I'm picturing Fattybryce with a chainsaw.
It's been a while since anyone did this, so I figured it was time.
Of course... make it so, cap'n.

*splashes next poster*
Why lawngnome someone when you can kevin someone?
Why kevin somebody when you can seven eight nine?

Your attractive master.
"Because I before E is a LIE!!!"
azure skies
Squire
(id: ThUnDeR77)
posted 10-13-08 07:36 PM CT (US)     1839 / 1900       
No idea what you're talking about, Thundybear. If you mean the comma, it's the way it's said in the song I quoted it from. I apologize if it will cause your Orange Colored Doodads to explode -- Mike Patton does that.
Well, Arobear, I was referring to this:
- Maybe it's just Firefox.
I could edit it for him...but I'll make you suffer, plus I can't *abuse* my powers. (Though throught he evil act it'd be for the greater good, stopping you from going 'loco', but hey, that ethics for you!)
Oh hush up, you make yourself sound so important Scuddles.
General_Zavier
Squire
posted 10-13-08 07:53 PM CT (US)     1840 / 1900       
but hey, that ethics for you!
Did anyone see the newest episode of "The Office"?

The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth. ~Niels Bohr
No matter how hard you try, you cannot outwit stupid people. ~Anonymous
Romano British AAR ~Defunct.
Kingdom of Albion AAR ~Finished 1/26/08.
WRE Migration/Defensive AAR ~Defunct.
Numidian Defensive AAR ~Ongoing
Aro
AoKH Dictator
posted 10-13-08 08:26 PM CT (US)     1841 / 1900       
Well, Arobear,
I don't think I like your tone!
Maybe it's just Firefox.
Prolly. I don't check my signature in different browsers for compatability. Opera's my sweet lady. <3

Your attractive master.
"Because I before E is a LIE!!!"
RON PAUL 2016
Squire
(id: Turty)
posted 10-13-08 08:36 PM CT (US)     1842 / 1900       
Today I tried using the word "schadenfreude" in public and people just ended up staring at me.

Aro
AoKH Dictator
posted 10-13-08 08:46 PM CT (US)     1843 / 1900       
Today I tried using the word "schadenfreude" in public and people just ended up staring at me.
Leave the Frasier act to Frasier, Fraiser.

(I'd stare at you for different reasons entirely. HINTHINT.)

Your attractive master.
"Because I before E is a LIE!!!"
Mapppp
Squire
(id: Jimmy2)
posted 10-13-08 08:48 PM CT (US)     1844 / 1900       
Today I tried using the word "schadenfreude" in public and people just ended up staring at me.
That's a big no-no, because when the people who don't know what it is stare at you and cause you discomfort, those who do know what it means will implement it.

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RON PAUL 2016
Squire
(id: Turty)
posted 10-13-08 09:29 PM CT (US)     1845 / 1900       
I think the people who do know what it means will laugh with me because they implement it.

For all future references:
schadenfreude (also Schadenfreude)
noun
pleasure derived by someone from another person's misfortune.
Aro, the more I sit here, the more I consider moving to some other neighboring state (except Wisconsin, because WHO LIKES WISCONSIN?!?)
Cobra the Mediocre
Squire
(id: The_Cobra_81)
posted 10-13-08 10:16 PM CT (US)     1846 / 1900       
So, did anyone watch Heroes? If so, do you agree with me that the last part with Hiro was completely unbelievable? He's got an ace in the hole or something, or the show has now descended into the depths of unbelievability and will never return.

"Heroes" bolded so newIdea doesn't get spoilers. :-)
This can only be answered by quoting ancient Greek philsophers!
I'll direct you to Aristotle's Nicomachean Ethics, wherein he declares that since people who are alive might suffer some misfortune late in life (a la Priam of Troy), the only people who can truly be happy are dead.

I prefer Socrates for a reason.

Cobra the Mediocre
SteadilY working up to Average
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
(Age of Kings Heaven) (The Renegades)

[This message has been edited by Cobra the Mediocre (edited 10-13-2008 @ 10:19 PM).]

four hundred babies
Squire
(id: Lord_Fadawah)
posted 10-13-08 11:12 PM CT (US)     1847 / 1900       
Today I tried using the word "schadenfreude" in public and people just ended up staring at me.
Talk about living a Simpsons episode.
Aro
AoKH Dictator
posted 10-14-08 00:01 AM CT (US)     1848 / 1900       
Aro, the more I sit here, the more I consider moving to some other neighboring state (except Wisconsin, because WHO LIKES WISCONSIN?!?)
That's crazy; you'd be too far for my all-seeing eyes to see, and we all know you'd *hate* that.

*watches you carefully, intently... passionately!*
I prefer Socrates for a reason.
Socrates drank a cup of poison willingly and masturbated in public (willingly). Clearly anybody would prefer Socrates.

Your attractive master.
"Because I before E is a LIE!!!"
General_Zavier
Squire
posted 10-14-08 00:31 AM CT (US)     1849 / 1900       
Have you heard the bird is the word?

The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth. ~Niels Bohr
No matter how hard you try, you cannot outwit stupid people. ~Anonymous
Romano British AAR ~Defunct.
Kingdom of Albion AAR ~Finished 1/26/08.
WRE Migration/Defensive AAR ~Defunct.
Numidian Defensive AAR ~Ongoing
Aro
AoKH Dictator
posted 10-14-08 01:04 AM CT (US)     1850 / 1900       
Have you heard the bird is the word?
Yes... my brother has been doing this all freakin' week, calling me from school *just* to say that....

*SHOOTS THE GODDAMN BIRD*

NOW THE BIRD IS NO LONGER THE WORD BECAUSE THE WORD HAS DIIIIED!!!1!11

What now?

Your attractive master.
"Because I before E is a LIE!!!"
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