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Aro
AoKH Dictator
posted 07-20-08 04:23 PM CT (US)         

"Winston away from da house
Da cow ownz it temporarily
But da cow is now away from the house
so da fish in da fish tank ownz it now"


SPLASH SPLASH SCREENPLAY

CONTRIBUTE MY BROTHERS!!!


Ra fra rasa fra... da ra frasier dah. In all srsly, guys... you're all so great. Last week was tremendous... yeah, it was great. You know, you... you're really, you know... *you*. You are you. And that makes you special. Morgoth, you're... you, and as special as closet cases get. Zavier, you know you're you... you were you all over my couch. Basse, you... and that dress. Uh... Turty, you... you sound like you're named after a turtle, turtles are special and so are you. Scud... Scud. NeverFinished, oh man, you never *are* finished, and I appreciate promise keepers. Thunder... hay baby. Nav... our special captain. Jimmy... your name is fun and special. Hailstorm... hailstorm indeed! Cobra... you're anything but mediocre, more liek... "special". Ornlu... you... you rock man, you just... you. Surge... Special starts with S, and that's no coincidence! Fatty... you're hungry, and that's special! Other White Meat, man... yooooou, man. sly... sly_guy, you! Fadawah, you're an oldie. Gwame... Gwah-ahm is the proper prununciation, jerk. But you guys... you guys are all great. And great you are. BECAUSE YOU'RE Y-

In all seriousness, the sooner this Splash Splash expires, the better. I WANT TO GO BACK TO THE FOUNDER. How about we close this Splash Splash early, at, like, 2000?!!??!




Sigposts
500 -- Raptor the Good
666 -- Morgoth
1000 -- Morgoth (SPAMMER)
1234 -- Cknchaos
1500 -- General_Zavier



Splash Splash XXXV: The Neo-Socialist-Sovereign-Arocratic Republic by Scud
Splash Splash XXXIV: Rebuilding the Ark by Ornlu
Splash Splash XXXIII: Order restored by Monk
Splash Splash XXXII: Get Medieval! by Lord Basse
Splash Splash XXXI: Open your window(s) by Snaily
Splash Splash XXX: Pics inside by newIdea
Splash Splash XXIX: Not the usual by Scud
Splash Splash XXVIII: Brave New Thread by Cobra the Mediocre
Splash Splash XXVII: Game Over by Thunder77
Splash Splash (continuation of mooooooooooooo) -- Pirate Invasion by nav
Splash Splash XXV: The Good Ol' Days by oliver
Splash Splash XXIV: The Takeover by TheTrebuchet
Splash Splash Part XXIII: Paint Wars by newIdea
Splash Splash Part XXII: Return to Former Glory by Crimson Knight
Splash Splash Part XXI: Return of El Presidante by WatchWood
Splash Splash Part XX (Continuation of moooooo): Old School by Tonto_DaVe
Splash Splash XIX: Three Years of Madness by kevo
Splash Splash XVIII: Sanity is Overrated by FD2
Splash Splash XVII: The Enlightenment by MW
Splash Splash XVI: The Spampire Strikes Back by trebuchet king
Splash Splash XV: Spam Reduction by WatchWood
Splash Splash XIV: Get Hyphy by Daddy
Splash Splash XIII: kevo's revenge by kevo
Splash Splash XII: Insanity is Bliss by Simfish
Splash Splash XI: There is No Ban Button by ax_man1
Splash Splash Part X: A New Age by Crimson Knight
Splash Splash Part IX (Continuation of moooooo): Game 1 by Tonto DaVe
Splash Splash Part VIII: Regurgitated by Raptor the Good
Splash Splash: Part VI- Continuation of mooooooooooo by zyxomma100
Splash Splash: Resuscitated by nav
Splash Splash: Part III- A New Beginning by zyxomma100
The New splash splash(continuation of moooooooooo) by Simfish

[This message has been edited by Aro (edited 10-12-2008 @ 03:44 AM).]

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morgoth bauglir
Squire
posted 10-15-08 12:47 PM CT (US)     1876 / 1900       
I bet you're thinking "WHAT HAVE I DONE WITH MY LIFE?!"
You have no idea...

Also, my desk sucks [/whine]

Morgoth Bauglir/Quaazi - BORINGMETAL HEADTWAT
Huidin's Belief - The Siege (4.4) - 2475 - Birth Of The Uruk-Hai (4.1) (Best Sound of 2008)
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Gwame
Squire
posted 10-15-08 03:43 PM CT (US)     1877 / 1900       
So... yesterday marked the end of my fourth year at AoKH.

MY NAME IS GWAME I AM AOKH MEMBER SINCE 2004 AND I HAVE MANY POSTS
BEST SIG OF 2008 AND 2ND BEST SIG OF 2009 (SAME SIG LOLOL)
BEST SIG OF 2008
92% of teenagers have moved on to rap music. If you're on of the 8% that still listens to real music, copy this into your signature.
"^`'*-=~+,._.,+~=-*'`^" "Gwame your sig ain't funny nomore." - morgoth bauglir"^`'*-=~+,._.,+~=-*'`^"
KayanZ
Squire
(id: ZayanK)
posted 10-15-08 03:59 PM CT (US)     1878 / 1900       
Seriously though, don't think you're getting to second base any time soon. IT MUST BE A COMMITMENT, DAMN YOU.
Then I demand our SS feature to be updated accordingly.

I mean, you know.
Gwame
Squire
posted 10-15-08 04:05 PM CT (US)     1879 / 1900       
I had forgotten that Morgoth registered exactly a year after I did. I noticed it a few months ago - there were lulz.

MY NAME IS GWAME I AM AOKH MEMBER SINCE 2004 AND I HAVE MANY POSTS
BEST SIG OF 2008 AND 2ND BEST SIG OF 2009 (SAME SIG LOLOL)
BEST SIG OF 2008
92% of teenagers have moved on to rap music. If you're on of the 8% that still listens to real music, copy this into your signature.
"^`'*-=~+,._.,+~=-*'`^" "Gwame your sig ain't funny nomore." - morgoth bauglir"^`'*-=~+,._.,+~=-*'`^"
Mapppp
Squire
(id: Jimmy2)
posted 10-15-08 04:13 PM CT (US)     1880 / 1900       
Also, I think this is a more accurate picture of SS.
Oh no! Those cannonballs could hit a zeppelin!

◓◓◓◓◓
General_Zavier
Squire
posted 10-15-08 04:23 PM CT (US)     1881 / 1900       
*splashes*

I had a dream where I won the lottery last night. It was pretty cool. But I was sad when I woke up because my money + hot girls + me orgy ended.

The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth. ~Niels Bohr
No matter how hard you try, you cannot outwit stupid people. ~Anonymous
Romano British AAR ~Defunct.
Kingdom of Albion AAR ~Finished 1/26/08.
WRE Migration/Defensive AAR ~Defunct.
Numidian Defensive AAR ~Ongoing
KayanZ
Squire
(id: ZayanK)
posted 10-15-08 04:41 PM CT (US)     1882 / 1900       
Following Chuang Tzu: Did you dream you won the lottery or are you dreaming that you're in an internet forum?
Ornlu
Recreational Procreator
posted 10-15-08 05:23 PM CT (US)     1883 / 1900       
Sitting on my bed wrapped in blankets, sipping on some Azorean aguardente com mel* to cure my cold and ease my throat while watching Inherit the Wind makes me feel like a very old and cultivated man. Slightly erotic as well, Aro.

*Brandy with honey. Best medicine ever.

None of us are free, one of us is chained.
azure skies
Squire
(id: ThUnDeR77)
posted 10-15-08 05:48 PM CT (US)     1884 / 1900       
Wow. That classroom thing is... freaky.
Your motha's freaky! SNAP!
General_Zavier
Squire
posted 10-15-08 06:29 PM CT (US)     1885 / 1900       
*Brandy with honey. Best medicine ever.
Unless you're trying to cure alcoholism...

The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth. ~Niels Bohr
No matter how hard you try, you cannot outwit stupid people. ~Anonymous
Romano British AAR ~Defunct.
Kingdom of Albion AAR ~Finished 1/26/08.
WRE Migration/Defensive AAR ~Defunct.
Numidian Defensive AAR ~Ongoing
Aro
AoKH Dictator
posted 10-15-08 07:17 PM CT (US)     1886 / 1900       
Who is that guy on the wall, anyway?
Soccy, our CEO. Motivating us to "hang in there", just like he's hanging on the wall. Good advice, good advice.
There needs to be more splashing in the classroom.
There's a water fountain, but it's on the south side of the room.
Wow. That classroom thing is... freaky.
You should see what Splash Splash looked like before we made ourselves at home. I wonder what life was like before mid-sentence linking... saying here all of the time?! That socks, socks majorly!

Oh, right... and your mom's pretty freaky too. Both Thunder and myself found out last night. Thankfully, Ornlu was there too, so it wasn't just two men and one woman. (Two men, one woman, one hairy beast. )
Also, my desk sucks [/whine]
You goddamn liar. Morgoth doesn't whine!
So... yesterday marked the end of my fourth year at AoKH.
Gratz, Gwah-ahm!
Then I demand our SS feature to be updated accordingly.
I'm not following you....
I had a dream where I won the lottery last night. It was pretty cool. But I was sad when I woke up because my money + hot girls + me orgy ended.
Strangely, if I won the lottery in a dream, I would not have an orgy with hot women. I'd invest in lots of gold, melt the gold into a giant ball, chisel away at it, and then stand in awe at my creation: a chiselled golden ball.

And then, overnight, my house gets broken into and I wake up to find it stolen, and I immediately regret investing in gold; god, I was so STUPID to do something so FOOLISH, like investing in something that's so valuable and so easy to steal. I wake up in tears, frightened at the prospect of losing something else, anything else, that I might have gained quickly in real life, something I never earned, but obtained through pure luck... and then I start to think, just why did I lose it? Why did I *earn it*, for that matter? And I realize that, maybe if it was truly meant for me to keep, it wouldn't have been stolen away from me. If I lose anything, maybe it was meant to happen, to teach me a lesson or to help somebody I don't even know, or maybe to save me from a potentially hazardous future. Maybe if I had and kept that gold, I wouldn't have the chance to meet some great people, to do some amazing, exciting things, maybe the prospect of having gold would take away from me the essence of humanity I value the most. I take solace in that thought until I start to drift off....

And, as I drift off, I cuddle really close to Eagle's mother.
Sitting on my bed wrapped in blankets, sipping on some Azorean aguardente com mel* to cure my cold and ease my throat while watching Inherit the Wind makes me feel like a very old and cultivated man. Slightly erotic as well, Aro.
HOLY FREAKING DISTURBING.

THAT'S DISTURBING.

Very, very disturbing, in fact. Oooh... ooh yeah.
Unless you're trying to cure alcoholism...
The only cure for alchoholism is not drinking, or, alternatively, turning to the Bird God Theeloso, whom controls the addictiveness of alchohol, and saying, "HAY QUIT-"

No, I have nothing.

Your attractive master.
"Because I before E is a LIE!!!"
RON PAUL 2016
Squire
(id: Turty)
posted 10-15-08 09:48 PM CT (US)     1887 / 1900       
Today I installed Mac OS X Leopard.



Oh, and someone here should play a bad joke and change my name to "Turtle".
nav
Squire
(id: nav_2004)
posted 10-15-08 10:37 PM CT (US)     1888 / 1900       
Well I guess that would be better than a one-letter change that would make your name sound like someone who had been slipped a strong laxative.



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General_Zavier
Squire
posted 10-16-08 00:30 AM CT (US)     1889 / 1900       
Well I guess that would be better than a one-letter change that would make your name sound like someone who had been slipped a strong laxative.
Or if you changed your name from the Turty that we all know and love to something like "Turttles"

The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth. ~Niels Bohr
No matter how hard you try, you cannot outwit stupid people. ~Anonymous
Romano British AAR ~Defunct.
Kingdom of Albion AAR ~Finished 1/26/08.
WRE Migration/Defensive AAR ~Defunct.
Numidian Defensive AAR ~Ongoing
morgoth bauglir
Squire
posted 10-16-08 01:34 AM CT (US)     1890 / 1900       
Oh, and someone here should play a bad joke and change my name to "Turtle".
I believe that's your que, Zen.

Also, I discovered I have bacon on my table.

Morgoth Bauglir/Quaazi - BORINGMETAL HEADTWAT
Huidin's Belief - The Siege (4.4) - 2475 - Birth Of The Uruk-Hai (4.1) (Best Sound of 2008)
Signature currently under construction. If you want to help out and provide me with the resources needed, download from the above links.
Aro
AoKH Dictator
posted 10-16-08 02:13 AM CT (US)     1891 / 1900       
Zen, reporting in! (Well, Zen's my *smurf*, anyway.)
I believe that's your que, Zen.
Que?

Your attractive master.
"Because I before E is a LIE!!!"
morgoth bauglir
Squire
posted 10-16-08 02:43 AM CT (US)     1892 / 1900       
I'm here and I want blood!

Morgoth Bauglir/Quaazi - BORINGMETAL HEADTWAT
Huidin's Belief - The Siege (4.4) - 2475 - Birth Of The Uruk-Hai (4.1) (Best Sound of 2008)
Signature currently under construction. If you want to help out and provide me with the resources needed, download from the above links.
Aro
AoKH Dictator
posted 10-16-08 02:44 AM CT (US)     1893 / 1900       
I'm here and I want blood!
SURE, but what did you Que all over my Que for?

Your attractive master.
"Because I before E is a LIE!!!"
morgoth bauglir
Squire
posted 10-16-08 02:45 AM CT (US)     1894 / 1900       
Che Quevara is not amused.

Morgoth Bauglir/Quaazi - BORINGMETAL HEADTWAT
Huidin's Belief - The Siege (4.4) - 2475 - Birth Of The Uruk-Hai (4.1) (Best Sound of 2008)
Signature currently under construction. If you want to help out and provide me with the resources needed, download from the above links.
Aro
AoKH Dictator
posted 10-16-08 02:46 AM CT (US)     1895 / 1900       
Che Quevara is not amused.
That isn't even a person. You amuse me, silly, small man.

Your attractive master.
"Because I before E is a LIE!!!"
morgoth bauglir
Squire
posted 10-16-08 02:46 AM CT (US)     1896 / 1900       
He is a person. A latin gorilla fighter. FREEDOM!

Morgoth Bauglir/Quaazi - BORINGMETAL HEADTWAT
Huidin's Belief - The Siege (4.4) - 2475 - Birth Of The Uruk-Hai (4.1) (Best Sound of 2008)
Signature currently under construction. If you want to help out and provide me with the resources needed, download from the above links.
Aro
AoKH Dictator
posted 10-16-08 02:47 AM CT (US)     1897 / 1900       
Didn't his last name start with a G? You goddamn ganster.

Your attractive master.
"Because I before E is a LIE!!!"
morgoth bauglir
Squire
posted 10-16-08 02:48 AM CT (US)     1898 / 1900       
Ali Q in das haus - story of the german-latin ghetto boy.

Morgoth Bauglir/Quaazi - BORINGMETAL HEADTWAT
Huidin's Belief - The Siege (4.4) - 2475 - Birth Of The Uruk-Hai (4.1) (Best Sound of 2008)
Signature currently under construction. If you want to help out and provide me with the resources needed, download from the above links.
Aro
AoKH Dictator
posted 10-16-08 02:49 AM CT (US)     1899 / 1900       
"Ernesto 'Che' Guevara"

His first name was Ernesto. That amuses me.

Your attractive master.
"Because I before E is a LIE!!!"
morgoth bauglir
Squire
posted 10-16-08 02:49 AM CT (US)     1900 / 1900       
1900! KISS MY BUTTOCKS, CHE!

Morgoth Bauglir/Quaazi - BORINGMETAL HEADTWAT
Huidin's Belief - The Siege (4.4) - 2475 - Birth Of The Uruk-Hai (4.1) (Best Sound of 2008)
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