I dont believe this has been done before, and I would think it should start interesting discussion.
Ill Start:
-When People chew with their mouth open; I want to pin them on the ground hold their lips shut and move their Jaw and say "THERE!!! IS IT SO FREAKING HARD????!!!!" But luckily for my friends I havent done it yet.
-Everything has to be done an even amount of times!
ODD NUMBERS ARE THE ENEMY!
Ill post more later.
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Major Helper AoKH Survivor, Mr. White Teeth
posted 08-05-08 02:28 PM
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1. know her 2. be my opposite
no more questions, please
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Gwame Squire
posted 08-05-08 02:52 PM
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What's the best way to ask a chick out on a first date?
Be funny, take your time, and ask her after you've gotten to a know her a little bit. Not too much though, or you'll enter "the friend zone" :O
Or what's the secret to becoming super-popular at school?
The secret is to stop saying things like 'popularity', 'cool kids', etc...
1. Singing voice I. Walking fast and weird all the time One. I.Q. 145 (OMG NO WAY) 2. The fact I listed all that crap with different kinds of listing the number 1...
...Dunno what could I have of wierdo lol.
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morgoth bauglir Squire
posted 08-05-08 02:59 PM
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54 / 79
You know, dont care.
As in:
Oh dear, is that a sharp stick pointing out of my chest? Meh, I don't care.
I remember when i fell down some stairs while i was putting on my bike helmet. My face didn't even twitch, even though i did a movie style roll-over while doing so then i got up and proceeded towards my bike, as if nothing had happened. it always makes me chuckle when i remember that
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Eaglehaslanded Squire
posted 08-05-08 04:23 PM
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+awesomeness x6
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sSc_Cobra007 Squire
posted 08-05-08 05:04 PM
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57 / 79
I used to be as wierd as nicholas cage in 'Matchstick men'. I used to wash my hands like 8 times and for 5 minutes.
Yeah, that was me... A very strange me from my past.
I remember when i fell down some stairs while i was putting on my bike helmet. My face didn't even twitch, even though i did a movie style roll-over while doing so then i got up and proceeded towards my bike, as if nothing had happened. it always makes me chuckle when i remember that
I feel down a flight of stairs outside my school in about 5th grade. The stairs lead right to the street. I tried to slide down the banister and fell backwards, but somehow I ended up doing a backwards summersault and landed on my feet. I did knock four kids into a very busy street though. The crossing guard wasn't too happy about that.
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AnastasiaKafka Squire
posted 08-05-08 09:40 PM
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When I first discovered the AC Shelby Cobra in the hidden units template, I already knew it was an AC Shelby Cobra. The car that ate Corvettes for breakfast and Ferraris for dinner.
"I take it that this is the Anastasia Scud pines for?" - Epic Commander "What Ana said. Use sugar and the whip." - aka the Pilot "I think you will realize the emphasis was on Ana and Cake." - Monk
*stomach hurts from laughing* And to think I was worried that no one would understand my post.
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Gwame Squire
posted 08-06-08 00:52 AM
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62 / 79
No one understands you, witch!
Haha, it's fine for women to like cars. Haven't you seen My Cousin Vinny? It's not in any way immasculating or embarrassing!
I love that movie! I love Marisa Tomei's Brooklyn accent, and I impersonate her character from the movie all the time for my friends.
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morgoth bauglir Squire
posted 08-06-08 02:44 AM
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Ahh, the cobra... what a kickarse car. Doesn't amount to a soviet-class Volga, tho'
Ahh, the cobra... what a kickarse car. Doesn't amount to a soviet-class Volga, tho
Ever map-copy a whole map of them? It's fun, the compass looks like confetti.
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Ornlu Recreational Procreator
posted 08-06-08 09:18 AM
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Ok... What's the best way to ask a chick out on a first date?
When selling something, you want to make the customer think he really wants your product. You don't want to beg him to buy it.
My neighbor says that I'll grow up and become a cereal serial killer.
Deathmatch Squire
(id: Darkmaster)
posted 08-08-08 03:37 AM
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70 / 79
I fart rainbows.
Oh, and I'm usually awake at the ungodliest of times. Like right now. It's 3:43 AM.
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Solivago Squire
posted 08-08-08 01:46 PM
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That's very unfortunate, dEaThMaTcH you fart rainbows. I mean, what if you have break the wind a little in class or work without attracting leprechauns...or a gay parade?
Insomnia's certainly more manageable..at least there's valerian root, melatonin, chamomile...
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I pace.
I wouldn't be concerned as long as you don't start digging into the carpet and make a trench doing it.
Maybe you can find other ways of coping stress? Like handheld stuff to touch or squeeze...
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Gwame Squire
posted 08-08-08 01:55 PM
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I think I have insomnia too. Sometimes I'm lying in bed and can't get to sleep till like 8am. So then I get up late and can't sleep the next night either.
Though last night I got about 15 hours of sleep. Still, I've been sick the past couple days so that could explain it.
I think I have insomnia too. Sometimes I'm lying in bed and can't get to sleep till like 8am. So then I get up late and can't sleep the next night either.
Back in the day I had horrible insomnia (around the time I was running both AoE3H and AoKH, which was definitely one of the causes). I'd only get around 2 hours of sleep a night and always fell asleep during school. My friends always told me I should just "stop thinking" at night so I'd sleep better... sounds easy in theory I guess.
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Solivago Squire
posted 08-08-08 06:41 PM
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Distraction is an excellent method to get to sleep. I have encountered the same issue...I can daydream for 2-3 hours when I try to force myself to sleep. It's best to listen to music or watch something or even taste or touch something. I've noticed that, in fact, your sensations can ease you to sleep. Of course they have to be becalming, not stimulating. Listen to Post Rock like Mogwai, Mum, Sigur Ros or Explosions in the Sky. or listen ambient like Brian Eno (I love his Music for Airports). Or watch an aquarium or lava light or use your screensaver at a low brightness (oxymoron, teehee ).
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