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Aro
AoKH Dictator
posted 09-23-08 10:29 PM CT (US)         

An Age2oon is the Age of Kings Heaven tradition where our community takes Age of Empires II screenshots, and then crafts those screenshots into humorous, cartoon-styled comics. If you'd like to submit an Age2oon of your own, post it in this thread and we'll get it up in our Age2oons Gallery as soon as possible! Remember, it must be under 250 KB, in either JPEG, PNG or GIF format. No bitmap files please; if you would like a free BMP converter, check out IrfanView. To take a screenshot, press CTRL-F12 during the game - use the "Print Screen" key if you have the Conquerors Expansion pack - and it takes a .bmp file of your screen and saves it to your Age of Empires II directory: C:\Program Files\Microsoft Games\Age of Empires II\Screenshots

We're providing a transparent text balloon GIF that anybody is free to modify and use in their toon as a backdrop for the text! Right click on it and click "Save as" to save it onto your Desktop.


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[This message has been edited by Aro (edited 01-04-2009 @ 10:17 PM).]

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Scud
Primus inter pares
posted 10-27-08 07:18 PM CT (US)     101 / 312       
Well, the results have been newsied!
I'm happy with my score too. I achieved my goal of not last.
And if you check the news post, you have even more to be happy about.

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"Anyway, Scud's not mean, it's not in his nature...he is a bit eccentric though!" - Anastasia
Gwame
Squire
posted 10-27-08 07:45 PM CT (US)     102 / 312       
[cough]Check news entry for typos before posting[/cough]

MY NAME IS GWAME I AM AOKH MEMBER SINCE 2004 AND I HAVE MANY POSTS
BEST SIG OF 2008 AND 2ND BEST SIG OF 2009 (SAME SIG LOLOL)
BEST SIG OF 2008
92% of teenagers have moved on to rap music. If you're on of the 8% that still listens to real music, copy this into your signature.
"^`'*-=~+,._.,+~=-*'`^" "Gwame your sig ain't funny nomore." - morgoth bauglir"^`'*-=~+,._.,+~=-*'`^"
n8mac
Squire
posted 10-27-08 10:11 PM CT (US)     103 / 312       
Out of the ones that weren't mentioned at the top, I like NEVERFINISHED "Wrong Dance" the best. I could just see the rocks pounding the ground and the look on that guys face.
sly_guy
Squire
posted 10-27-08 11:19 PM CT (US)     104 / 312       
Brilliant newspost, Scud!

As well, the entries were excellent! Gratzes to Ornlu and the runner-ups!

- ک

Ladies and Gentlemen, wear sunscreen. If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be IT. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience.

This message has been brought to you by procrastination and the letters K and V.

[This message has been edited by sly_guy (edited 10-28-2008 @ 01:11 AM).]

MerryBrandybuck
Squire
posted 10-29-08 01:03 AM CT (US)     105 / 312       
Ornlu-Thank you for using somewhat inappropriate humor (XD...you WERE kidding...I hope...) to defuse this situation/argument/battle/fit of insane rage.

Gwame-Hey man...just sit back, enjoy life, put up your feet and get some lemonade...and watch the dancing turkeys...uhm...I didn't just say that.
[cough]typoshappenallthetime[/cough]

Anyway, PNG, GIF, now I'd like to protest about someone rejecting the image I sent in as a PDF. PDFs aren't that big, what's wrong with these judges?

Also, what about that one I didn't send you? Couldn't you at least have hacked my computer to get it, I mean, what are we paying you so much for anyway?

And what about that one that I was thinking of maing but didn't, you should have known I'd make one like that and rewarded me with 1st prize flor thinking about making it!

So...not trying to make fun of anyone, just lightening the mood, if anyone here is offended, know that I'm at least slightly sorry...I guess...

Oh! Congrats Ornlu, WELLST, and everyone else who actually submitted one, unlike my lazy self...(I'll use homework as an excuse for being lazy!!)

Oh, and rock on Jimmy2 for not caring about who wins or loses, and rock on Aro and other Mods for hosting this, and oh yeah, is it by coincidence entirely that "Mods" refers to two things on this website?

LAST NOTE: TO anyone still reading this obscenely long and ramblign post, don't worry, I don't really expect you to care what I think [lulz]...I just wanted to make you suffer through all the false endings before I finally shut up!! [lulzlulzlulzXDXDXDnomnomnomnomnomnomnomzomgpeanutbutter]

"Shower this man in gold and let him bathe in silver!" ~ Aro
"Can we throw MerryBrandyBuck into a cell??!!" ~ ZayanK
"Curse your awesomeness...Merry.." ~ Jecon

"(if scout found deer near mill)(have no sheeps)=>(HUNT DEM DEARS!)" ~ Mooseeeeey

[This message has been edited by MerryBrandybuck (edited 10-29-2008 @ 01:09 AM).]

morgoth bauglir
Squire
posted 10-29-08 05:37 AM CT (US)     106 / 312       
Time to unsticky this thread much?

Morgoth Bauglir/Quaazi - BORINGMETAL HEADTWAT
Huidin's Belief - The Siege (4.4) - 2475 - Birth Of The Uruk-Hai (4.1) (Best Sound of 2008)
Signature currently under construction. If you want to help out and provide me with the resources needed, download from the above links.
n8mac
Squire
posted 10-29-08 03:22 PM CT (US)     107 / 312       
Time to unsticky this thread much?
I don't think they can. MerryBrandybuck coated it with peanut butter.
morgoth bauglir
Squire
posted 10-29-08 04:00 PM CT (US)     108 / 312       
He stickied a sticky, then?

Morgoth Bauglir/Quaazi - BORINGMETAL HEADTWAT
Huidin's Belief - The Siege (4.4) - 2475 - Birth Of The Uruk-Hai (4.1) (Best Sound of 2008)
Signature currently under construction. If you want to help out and provide me with the resources needed, download from the above links.
Evil Tailor
Squire
(id: Other White Meat)
posted 10-29-08 04:44 PM CT (US)     109 / 312       
I'm afraid this is the case. Besides, even if the contest is over, people can still submit their Age2oons... TO MY DEVILISH PL... I MEAN -- I don't think we have an excess of stickies yet?

"While I'm profaning I might as well do the whole f*cking thing."
-- Christopher Hitchens
http://soundcloud.com/adult-entertainment - Intriguing music! Made by me! (It's excellent!)
n8mac
Squire
posted 10-29-08 06:43 PM CT (US)     110 / 312       
He stickied a sticky, then?
Yep. No use in trying to unstick the already stuck sticky because I hear he has a thing for sticky buns.
Lord Basse
MI6 Scenario-Making Machine
posted 10-29-08 07:02 PM CT (US)     111 / 312       
Wouldn't that result in an unsticky? Like, two negatives make a positive?

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Evil Tailor
Squire
(id: Other White Meat)
posted 10-30-08 06:05 AM CT (US)     112 / 312       
Two negatives make... two negatives.

EXAMPLE

-a + (-a) = -2a

So instead of one positive a, you get two negative ones and this is bad news because negative a's are bad for mental health in the long run. Or maybe I'm confusing 'a' with 'thought'?

-a * (-a) = a2

Negatives cancel each other out when they're multiplied with each other even times.

*heart* math except more *heart* language

"While I'm profaning I might as well do the whole f*cking thing."
-- Christopher Hitchens
http://soundcloud.com/adult-entertainment - Intriguing music! Made by me! (It's excellent!)

[This message has been edited by Other White Meat (edited 10-30-2008 @ 06:06 AM).]

RON PAUL 2016
Squire
(id: Turty)
posted 10-30-08 06:46 AM CT (US)     113 / 312       
food = good
God = good

So, according to the transitive property of equality, God = food.
Sorry, I couldn't help myself.
Evil Tailor
Squire
(id: Other White Meat)
posted 10-30-08 09:47 AM CT (US)     114 / 312       
Oh almighty, I know I shouldn't eat thee...

"While I'm profaning I might as well do the whole f*cking thing."
-- Christopher Hitchens
http://soundcloud.com/adult-entertainment - Intriguing music! Made by me! (It's excellent!)
Pitt_Man
Squire
(id: Dark_Reign)
posted 10-31-08 00:28 AM CT (US)     115 / 312       
Bit late and slightly off topic but they're still AoC comics, lol.

These are about 2 years old, a few of you (Who have my msn) would probably have seen them before, but meh. This is the kind of stuff I do when i'm bored, lol. (Feel free to laugh at the shocking quality )

An old joke by now, but was good at the time... I swear.

Crappy drawing but I honestly couldn't be arsed putting in the effort. ^-^

My favourite for a while. I saw someone had the same idea in this contest, lol.

Last but not least. Loved this one, haha.

  _ » Downloads_. . . .________             
                   _ » The Continuous Screenshot Competition_. . . .________         
morgoth bauglir
Squire
posted 10-31-08 08:18 AM CT (US)     116 / 312       
I lol'd.

Morgoth Bauglir/Quaazi - BORINGMETAL HEADTWAT
Huidin's Belief - The Siege (4.4) - 2475 - Birth Of The Uruk-Hai (4.1) (Best Sound of 2008)
Signature currently under construction. If you want to help out and provide me with the resources needed, download from the above links.
Gwame
Squire
posted 10-31-08 01:34 PM CT (US)     117 / 312       
I like 'em

MY NAME IS GWAME I AM AOKH MEMBER SINCE 2004 AND I HAVE MANY POSTS
BEST SIG OF 2008 AND 2ND BEST SIG OF 2009 (SAME SIG LOLOL)
BEST SIG OF 2008
92% of teenagers have moved on to rap music. If you're on of the 8% that still listens to real music, copy this into your signature.
"^`'*-=~+,._.,+~=-*'`^" "Gwame your sig ain't funny nomore." - morgoth bauglir"^`'*-=~+,._.,+~=-*'`^"
Pitt_Man
Squire
(id: Dark_Reign)
posted 10-31-08 11:41 PM CT (US)     118 / 312       
Why thank ye, kind sir's.

Surely there'd be others who've made some . Perhaps that can be the next lil' competition. AoK Art or comic strips or even we could all start a series and people make a different strip each week following the main story-line?

  _ » Downloads_. . . .________             
                   _ » The Continuous Screenshot Competition_. . . .________         
Aro
AoKH Dictator
posted 11-01-08 01:56 AM CT (US)     119 / 312       
Time to unsticky this thread much?
We're still accepting Age2oons.
These are about 2 years old, a few of you (Who have my msn) would probably have seen them before, but meh. This is the kind of stuff I do when i'm bored, lol. (Feel free to laugh at the shocking quality )
And you know I must add these awesome toons to the Gallery, Mr. Rob. You know.
AoK Art or comic strips or even we could all start a series and people make a different strip each week following the main story-line?
That'd be freakin' shweet.

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Pitt_Man
Squire
(id: Dark_Reign)
posted 11-01-08 11:03 AM CT (US)     120 / 312       
Well then let's do it! And by "it" I mean the idea.. Sorry to disappoint you Aro

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luvas
Squire
posted 11-01-08 03:16 PM CT (US)     121 / 312       
Kay then, here are two I cooked up a few days ago =)


Theres no way...
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Volcano filtered Age2oon

What do you guys think...Will other people get the joke? :P
MerryBrandybuck
Squire
posted 11-03-08 02:24 AM CT (US)     122 / 312       
"Yep. No use in trying to unstick the already stuck sticky because I hear he has a thing for sticky buns."

Also some random comments about peanut butter...I feel like someone's implicating I ahve a food obsession!!!

OH PEANUT BUTTER!! I LOVE THEE!
MY QUEST FOR YOU WILL NEVER CEASE.
I'LL FIND A PEANUT BUTTER TREE,
OR ELSE MY HEART WON'T BE AT PEACE.

Ha!! 15 second poem, beat that!! Seriously, let's have a poems thread, I've got lots of material...

Oh! Anyone here do NaNoWriMo or ScriptFrenzy?? I won ScriptFrenzy last year, but due to school and stuff I'll probably fail this NaNoWriMo, so sad...it's my first try at it.

I fyou don't know what the laughing maniacs I'm talking about, just google NaNoWriMo and ScriptFrenzy!!


[OH NO!!! I SAID GOOGLE,DON'T DELTE MY POST FOR ADVERTISING!!]

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EDIT: Oh God, not the 'over 9000' jokes again, I just can't take it...[glomptackledieheroiclybysacrificingmyself tosaveyouallfrommyallconsumingawesomeness]

"Shower this man in gold and let him bathe in silver!" ~ Aro
"Can we throw MerryBrandyBuck into a cell??!!" ~ ZayanK
"Curse your awesomeness...Merry.." ~ Jecon

"(if scout found deer near mill)(have no sheeps)=>(HUNT DEM DEARS!)" ~ Mooseeeeey

[This message has been edited by MerryBrandybuck (edited 11-03-2008 @ 02:27 AM).]

RON PAUL 2016
Squire
(id: Turty)
posted 11-03-08 05:13 AM CT (US)     123 / 312       
What do you guys think
Only people who are deep in internet memes (or people into Youtube) would get the jokes, and even then, the memes weren't very funny in the first place.

Then again, there aren't any internet memes that are funny.
Gwame
Squire
posted 11-03-08 08:45 AM CT (US)     124 / 312       
Ha!! 15 second poem, beat that!! Seriously, let's have a poems thread, I've got lots of material...
We've had our fair share of poetry and rap threads in recent years, but of course I wouldn't be against a new one...

MY NAME IS GWAME I AM AOKH MEMBER SINCE 2004 AND I HAVE MANY POSTS
BEST SIG OF 2008 AND 2ND BEST SIG OF 2009 (SAME SIG LOLOL)
BEST SIG OF 2008
92% of teenagers have moved on to rap music. If you're on of the 8% that still listens to real music, copy this into your signature.
"^`'*-=~+,._.,+~=-*'`^" "Gwame your sig ain't funny nomore." - morgoth bauglir"^`'*-=~+,._.,+~=-*'`^"
Scud
Primus inter pares
posted 11-03-08 10:55 AM CT (US)     125 / 312       
would get the jokes, and even then, the memes weren't very funny in the first place.
Actually, only the first is a meme. The second is just an advert that was on TV for Volvic mineral water.

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