a Shallow Princess Character without a name from a tower
Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess locked up in a castle keep guarded by an evil dragon. You know the rest, let’s jump to the interesting part.
The not-so-brave Sire Lance Buckload hurries across the bridge of death that stretches over the volcanic Lake of Peril, goes into the Castle of Doom through the Gates of Hell and up into the Tower of Blood, Nukes and Various Other Evil Stuff. There he finds the beautiful captured princess lying in her bed.
The princess’ begging was to no avail, Lance dragged her out of the castle while she kept criticizing his immoral actions. The “dragon” wasn’t at the bridge anymore, but on the cliffs on the right side of the bridge one could read the carelessly written white letters; “
And they walked together towards the settling sun – sort of, with Lance dragging the princess across on the ground as she kept yelling and trying to escape back to her tower – towards new adventures, new stories to star in, and they lived happily ever after. Particularly the princess, who got to host her own highly naïve kids’ TV-show on American television. Lance didn’t fare as well, he became a drunkard and died. Actually he died naturally, at a high age, but let’s blame the alcohol to give the story a moral shall we?
And now finally, for your reading pleasure,
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