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NeverFinished
Squire
posted 10-07-08 09:02 AM CT (US)         


RESULTS


The Arocratic Party: 9 Votes
The Bassian Despotist Party: 4 Votes
Disraeli Dance Party: 2 Votes
Morgoth: 1 Vote
The Moldy Bookworm Party: 1 Vote
The Brice Eats Everything, Rawr (B.E.E.R.): 1 Vote
The Party or else! Party: 0 Votes
The Let's Have Another Party Party: 0 Votes

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The Arocratic Party


President of AoKH: Aro
Vice-President of AoKH: sly
High Priest of AoKH: Ornlu


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News

We await the presidential speech from our leader!




Parties
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President: Lord Basse


Coalition with Moldy Bookworm Party

TAXES DOWN BY 90%. Did you know AoKH has had hidden taxes all the time? Neither did we. But we're cutting them down by 90%, if we're elected.
NEW GUN CONTROL LAWS - always use both hands
BOYCOTT OF BABY OIL. The slaughter must come to an end.
MONDAYS SHALL DIE!!!!!!11!!one!!!. According to our statistics, a seventh of our lifetime is spent on Mondays. If we're elected Mondays will be replaced by Basserdays, the third day of the weekend!
VEGETARIANISM OUTLAWED. All vegetarians will be banned and a new auto-ban function made for all potential vegetarians. We didn't fight our way to the food chain to start eating rabbit food now did we?

And this just the beginning

MAIN AIM: by using the best of the best - both in leaders and opinions - we will do what's best for AoKH. You might not think it's the best right now, you might not think it later either, but really, it is. You just don't get it. Everyone will be treated likewise, except leaders and vegetarians who will be treated as demi-gods and outlaws.

Propaganda/Advertisements
Arocratic achievements
Winning/losing formulas
Anarchy, chaos, and disorder
Morgoth=fail
Coincidence?
Destroy the world
Anti-Veggie Squad
We like horses too...
Vote B.E.E.R.!
A pedophile, a canadian, and a monkey?
Morgoth=double fail
Only I have the experience needed!
Tree-hugging division
BICEPS's plan for world domination
Planet of the apes
I prefer women



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The Let's Have Another Party Party
We will do absolutely nothing if we are elected and we don't care about your lousy opinions. Anything we actually do do will be calculated to make you suffer. We don't want your vote. Our ideology can best be described as whichever one you hate the most. Forget about politics, and let's have another party instead.

President: Julius
Vice President: Surge

Our Aim: To run a dynamic and ruthless campaign with the objective of not polling a single vote whatsoever.


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The Disraeli Dance Party



"Easy on Frolicking, Easy on the Causes of Frolicking"

Party Aims
  • More Raves
  • More Music
  • Party Hard

    Cabinet
  • Leader: Scud
  • Deputy: Matt LiVecchi

    Propaganda/Advertisements
    Government with a sexual appetite
    They don't even know who's impeached!
    Disraeli is bored...
    Keynes and the other thinkers

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    The Arocratic Party
    Home-Made Experience... Home-Made Power... Home-Made Authority


    Our President: Aro
    Our Vice-President: sly
    Our High Priest: Ornlu

    Why bother fighting the power anymore? The Arocrats have run your Heaven for four years now, and not only have they done more for you than any existing party, but the Arocrats donated to the poor, less-intelligent forumers by banning them, so they wouldn't feel obligated to post, and eliminated all spam by staying aggressive! With experience, power, and ban-sticks, we've grown adept at kicking ass abroad so you can safely Splash Splash at home with your mom.

    Aro/sly '08 plan on rocking your world. How good are we, you ask? Well, you know the forum riot of '05? Squashed by Dictator Aro. You remember the forum riot of '06? Destroyed by Dictator Aro. Remember the forumer riot of '07? Eliminated by Dictator Aro! What's the point of having rights, if you don't have the right to have them taken away from you? Don't elect another corrupted Fearless Leader; instead, elect a Peerless Leader! Arocrats '08! You won't be regretting it any time soon!

    What We'll Do For *You*:
    * Ban your enemies
    * Endorse your allies
    * Removal of all hidden forum registration fees that fatten the pockets of rich EXCO senators
    * No more war! Stop the pointless beating of outsider n00bs so we can reeducate them on our enlightened ways!
    * Take the corruption out of SD&M-street with *force*
    * Remember the Anti-AoKH group? Yeah, if we're elected, they're GONE! For good this time!
    * The only party that demands a recount if they *win*!

    Celebrity Endorsements:
    * "Oh god, I've been an Arocrat for... uh, years now. Great party, and Aro's a great leader!" - Teh Ako, Aro's smurf
    * "I remember I voted Arocrat last time. It seemed like a great decision back then." - Famous Unnamed Town's Crier Citizen
    * "The Arocrats are the people's party: they party for the people. So don't worry if you're down, someone's partying for you!" - "the sly" slyson, sly's make-believe sister / founder of "Sly's Research Center for an Eternal Youth of All AoKH Members"
    Note: If anyone believes that the voting time should be longer, or the time before voting should be longer, please post suggestions now.

    Propaganda/Advertisements
    Tea Chugging Chaps
    The Let's Have Another Party Party
    Why so srsly?
    Morgoth is...
    Our sweet, sweet children
    You need Aro.
    When intellectuals rule the TC

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    The moldy bookworm party



    Coalition with Bassian Despotist Party

    President: Major Helper

    GOALS: To read lots, to game lots, to post lots and enjoy life to the fullest.

    Vote for this party if you wish to be accounted as a sensible person!

    Propaganda/Advertisements
    Staring at the computer
    B.E.E.R.'s leader looks like this
    Us carnivore worms look like this

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    Huh? Party name? lol, I AM THE PARTY, BITCH!


    *disclaimer* While the above banner implies that you have a "right to vote" for anyone you want (absurd, eh?), I'd like to stress that the only course of action you can take during this "election", it's only giving your vote for me, as obviously your Deity/rolemodel/mommy intended.

    While all other partys these days orientate themselves around a tight community of pricks (a scientific term for dissidents from the Morgoth), Morgoth Bauglir the Conqueror, also known as Quaazi (translation from a superior language: The World) is the jack-of-all-trades. Under the rule of the Mighty Lord of Angband, white people, black people, mexicans, canadians, christians, jews, muslims, atheists, pagans, homosexuals (skip the lewd urges, though), crippled folk, the intellectuals and the plain ignorant (yeah, you know who I'm talking about), come together under the flag of progress, unity and prosperity. No hippies though, hippies are dirty.

    Whatever you want, you get. Be a right-winger, left-winger, capitalist or commie (lol), thou shalt hath thine bidding, as long as it fits into Morgoths vision. No election promises, we all know they never get fulfilled anyway.

    Unbiased opinions plain lies may or may not be included

    Aro: Oh, yeah, Morgoth's liek awesome. I'm liek, totally his bitch. My own party is just a scam, you know.
    Scud: I must admit, amidst all this frolicking and flamboyance, I have never doubted Morgoth's brilliant skills, that are vastly superior to my girly wrists.
    Julius: *worship-worship*
    Ornlu:...

    actually, screw that. Ornlu's cool.

    Uhh, yeah. So don't escape the inevitable. You'll vote for me anyway, your perverse side demands it.

    Propaganda/Advertisements
    See post 38
    From all those who oppose Morgoth
    Arocrats and BDP scandal
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    The Bryce Eats Everything, Rawr! Party.

    President: fattybryce


    YOU, yes, you. Are you sick of always being so ugly?, are you sick of people gaging everytime they see your face?, are you, yes you, sick of being compared to Morgoth? Well vote for B.E.E.R and I can give you my personal promise that if I win, you will no longer be outcaste because of your face, you will no longer be the ugly one, because every person that votes for me will personaly recieve FREE, yes FREE, beer to help you look sexier then ever! DON'T BE THE UGLY ONE ANY LONGER, VOTE B.E.E.R!

    What we will do for you!
    - make you look like the atractive sexy beast you are. (on the inside)
    - Lower taxes by not just 90%, but 91%!
    - FREE BEER
    - My love 3

    So you know what you have to do!, get pist and tick B.E.E.R on the list!

    Propaganda/Advertisements
    Clearly a perv
    Balls
    Enough said
    Not just beer...
    Positive encouragement
    See post 84
    Basse's kitten-killing 'zap-o-ray'
    Squirrel
    Cute animals+beer
    Assault on doggies
    Kitten and cincila
    Awesome

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    The Party or else! Party

    President: ViperIV

    We'll get rid of your rights as citizens!
    - More Parties
    - No more being bossed around because I prolly won't be here
    - And I can't think of a third thing.

    Vote for me! And uhh, well just vote.

    Picture from last cabinet meeting
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    Note: Not all propaganda/ads are contained in the topic post, so check out the earlier parts of the thread!

    --->n i

    /*~-._.-~*~-._.-~*N e v e r F i ____ s h e d*~-._.-~*~-._.-~*\

    ...the ESTEEMED, BEAUTIFUL AND SEXY...NF~Aro

    [This message has been edited by NeverFinished (edited 11-08-2008 @ 12:01 PM).]

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    Ilmarinen
    Squire
    (id: Cilibinarii)
    posted 11-01-08 03:22 PM CT (US)     301 / 371       
    In that case.

    It isnt for the fact you told me voting has begun, Basse,

    but your propaganda was funny and I loved it totally, your debate with Scuddles was excellent.

    I have chosen *frowns* to vote for BASSE.

    its not that your party was that good, its just the others suck

    Cilibinarii
    My AOK Maps
    Ornlu
    Recreational Procreator
    posted 11-01-08 03:35 PM CT (US)     302 / 371       
    I demand that Clibinarii's right to vote is taken due to his poor rule reading and voting skills.

    It is God's will.

    None of us are free, one of us is chained.
    morgoth bauglir
    Squire
    posted 11-01-08 03:40 PM CT (US)     303 / 371       
    *supports Ornlu*

    Morgoth Bauglir/Quaazi - BORINGMETAL HEADTWAT
    Huidin's Belief - The Siege (4.4) - 2475 - Birth Of The Uruk-Hai (4.1) (Best Sound of 2008)
    Signature currently under construction. If you want to help out and provide me with the resources needed, download from the above links.
    Major Helper
    AoKH Survivor, Mr. White Teeth
    posted 11-01-08 03:56 PM CT (US)     304 / 371       
    Anyone can make mistakes (just look at how Ornlu wrote Cilibinari). No one's a god, no one! *looks at Aro*

    My party wishes to educate people (even veggies, if they show promise and turn into carnivorism)!

    Vote for The moldy bookworm party for the greater good of the forums!

    EDIT: Look, even I wrote it wrong! Saying so instead of editing it away should prove I'm a people's man, for admitting my mistakes.

    Also, I'd like to apologize, Cilibinarii, for writing your name incorrectly. I'm very sorry.

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    [This message has been edited by Major Helper (edited 11-01-2008 @ 04:04 PM).]

    Lord Basse
    MI6 Scenario-Making Machine
    posted 11-01-08 04:15 PM CT (US)     305 / 371       
    I, as a representative of the Bassian Despotist Party, welcome your vote with open arms Cilibinarii, and I thank you for all the compliments! You made a good decision

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    Dead_End
    Cavalier
    posted 11-01-08 04:23 PM CT (US)     306 / 371       
    Votes BDP

    Even though Basse is a cherub and the current regime is ruled by cherubs, I still prefer this dictator above others.
    Lord Basse
    MI6 Scenario-Making Machine
    posted 11-01-08 04:40 PM CT (US)     307 / 371       
    Many thanks for the vote dead_End!

    Everyone, just remember you have to send your votes to NeverFinished in order for them to be counted!
    Votes should be sent to my e-mail (Chipmunk_NF@hotmail.com), so we can keep up the suspense.

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    morgoth bauglir
    Squire
    posted 11-01-08 04:46 PM CT (US)     308 / 371       
    GODDAMMIT, DOESN'T ANYONE READ THE ****ING RULES?

    Morgoth Bauglir/Quaazi - BORINGMETAL HEADTWAT
    Huidin's Belief - The Siege (4.4) - 2475 - Birth Of The Uruk-Hai (4.1) (Best Sound of 2008)
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    Dead_End
    Cavalier
    posted 11-01-08 05:03 PM CT (US)     309 / 371       
    They do, but they also want to declare their support in public to convince other members to vote on the right person.
    Major Helper
    AoKH Survivor, Mr. White Teeth
    posted 11-01-08 05:15 PM CT (US)     310 / 371       
    Damn straight!

    Clearly Dead_End belongs fits into the BDPTMBP alliance like a glove in hand.

    *applauds*


    Vote for The moldy bookworm party to receive free, tasty, virtual bacon with added well-being and prospering!

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    You, you... Finnish Barstool! - Enraged Popeychops
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    [This message has been edited by Major Helper (edited 11-01-2008 @ 05:17 PM).]

    RON PAUL 2016
    Squire
    (id: Turty)
    posted 11-01-08 05:38 PM CT (US)     311 / 371       
    Voted, NF.

    I voted for the party that obviously deserved it.
    Ilmarinen
    Squire
    (id: Cilibinarii)
    posted 11-02-08 08:39 AM CT (US)     312 / 371       
    Oh damn! I did read the rules, so I must have overlooked it, in all my laziness?

    Anyway, vote sent =] Guess who I voted.

    Cilibinarii
    My AOK Maps
    Julius999
    Imposter
    posted 11-03-08 01:07 PM CT (US)     313 / 371       
    You know, he's even got a good platform. I endorse him.
    I thank you! I appoint you as Honorary Minister for Oppressing the Electorate, whether you want it or not.

    Remember everyone, it's not too late to vote for someone else.

    1010011010
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    morgoth bauglir
    Squire
    posted 11-03-08 02:36 PM CT (US)     314 / 371       
    I can vote for myself, rite?

    Morgoth Bauglir/Quaazi - BORINGMETAL HEADTWAT
    Huidin's Belief - The Siege (4.4) - 2475 - Birth Of The Uruk-Hai (4.1) (Best Sound of 2008)
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    Lord Basse
    MI6 Scenario-Making Machine
    posted 11-04-08 11:53 AM CT (US)     315 / 371       
    Aye.

    Halftime is passing soon, get those votes in! Also, when NF makes the nice demographics - which I presume you will - I suggest we simply go with year of registration to form groups; i.e. 2003 folks; 2 votes Arocrat, 2 BDP. 2004 folks; 3 votes arocrat, 3 votes BDP, etc. Except with proper demographics in picture form

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    morgoth bauglir
    Squire
    posted 11-04-08 12:01 PM CT (US)     316 / 371       
    Sounds cool, though we don't have nuff people to make a good demograph.

    Morgoth Bauglir/Quaazi - BORINGMETAL HEADTWAT
    Huidin's Belief - The Siege (4.4) - 2475 - Birth Of The Uruk-Hai (4.1) (Best Sound of 2008)
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    General_Zavier
    Squire
    posted 11-04-08 08:34 PM CT (US)     317 / 371       
    Then we can count every person as 300 people.

    The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth. ~Niels Bohr
    No matter how hard you try, you cannot outwit stupid people. ~Anonymous
    Romano British AAR ~Defunct.
    Kingdom of Albion AAR ~Finished 1/26/08.
    WRE Migration/Defensive AAR ~Defunct.
    Numidian Defensive AAR ~Ongoing
    Mapppp
    Squire
    (id: Jimmy2)
    posted 11-04-08 08:47 PM CT (US)     318 / 371       
    300 people
    THIS IS... Oh wait, never mind.

    Registar'd

    And if I'm still violating some sort of registration, age, or picture size issue in voting, than you can SUCK IT.

    Editar'd to keep suspense, and because I never read rules.

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    [This message has been edited by Mapppp (edited 11-04-2008 @ 10:01 PM).]

    Impeached
    VIP (Reverie World Studios)
    (id: MeGaIdIoT)
    posted 11-04-08 09:37 PM CT (US)     319 / 371       
    JIMMY YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO EMAIL IT TO NF YOU NOOB....

    me
    Mapppp
    Squire
    (id: Jimmy2)
    posted 11-04-08 10:01 PM CT (US)     320 / 371       
    And if I'm still violating some sort of registration, age, or picture size issue in voting, than you can SUCK IT.
    Hee hee hee...

    Ok, I'll comply.

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    Scud
    Primus inter pares
    posted 11-05-08 10:30 AM CT (US)     321 / 371       
    Registered (which is rather stupid, we all know I am a regular, but ho-hum)

    Anyway, I'll send my vote off later tonight (and it's not for who you might think).

    ¬_¬ Scuddles: Rhymes with huggles© ¬_¬
    "Scud: the man who could even make God feel foolish." - A Banned User
    "Anyway, Scud's not mean, it's not in his nature...he is a bit eccentric though!" - Anastasia
    Julius999
    Imposter
    posted 11-05-08 11:04 AM CT (US)     322 / 371       
    It better not be me. Or Basse. Or morgoth.

    1010011010
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    Lord Basse
    MI6 Scenario-Making Machine
    posted 11-05-08 11:09 AM CT (US)     323 / 371       
    My guess is Bryce, for no specific reason, but we'll see when it's revealed.

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    Scud
    Primus inter pares
    posted 11-05-08 11:11 AM CT (US)     324 / 371       
    but we'll see when it's revealed.
    What?! What sort of system is this when we don't have the right to a secret ballot?! D:

    ¬_¬ Scuddles: Rhymes with huggles© ¬_¬
    "Scud: the man who could even make God feel foolish." - A Banned User
    "Anyway, Scud's not mean, it's not in his nature...he is a bit eccentric though!" - Anastasia
    Lord Basse
    MI6 Scenario-Making Machine
    posted 11-05-08 11:14 AM CT (US)     325 / 371       
    An evil dictatorship style one, the one we all love

    I suggest that all votes are to be published. That way, if I win I know who to punish we... urr.. get more exact demographics? Yes.

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    [This message has been edited by Lord Basse (edited 11-05-2008 @ 11:15 AM).]

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