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NeverFinished
Squire
posted 10-07-08 09:02 AM CT (US)         


RESULTS


The Arocratic Party: 9 Votes
The Bassian Despotist Party: 4 Votes
Disraeli Dance Party: 2 Votes
Morgoth: 1 Vote
The Moldy Bookworm Party: 1 Vote
The Brice Eats Everything, Rawr (B.E.E.R.): 1 Vote
The Party or else! Party: 0 Votes
The Let's Have Another Party Party: 0 Votes

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The Arocratic Party


President of AoKH: Aro
Vice-President of AoKH: sly
High Priest of AoKH: Ornlu


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News

We await the presidential speech from our leader!




Parties
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President: Lord Basse


Coalition with Moldy Bookworm Party

TAXES DOWN BY 90%. Did you know AoKH has had hidden taxes all the time? Neither did we. But we're cutting them down by 90%, if we're elected.
NEW GUN CONTROL LAWS - always use both hands
BOYCOTT OF BABY OIL. The slaughter must come to an end.
MONDAYS SHALL DIE!!!!!!11!!one!!!. According to our statistics, a seventh of our lifetime is spent on Mondays. If we're elected Mondays will be replaced by Basserdays, the third day of the weekend!
VEGETARIANISM OUTLAWED. All vegetarians will be banned and a new auto-ban function made for all potential vegetarians. We didn't fight our way to the food chain to start eating rabbit food now did we?

And this just the beginning

MAIN AIM: by using the best of the best - both in leaders and opinions - we will do what's best for AoKH. You might not think it's the best right now, you might not think it later either, but really, it is. You just don't get it. Everyone will be treated likewise, except leaders and vegetarians who will be treated as demi-gods and outlaws.

Propaganda/Advertisements
Arocratic achievements
Winning/losing formulas
Anarchy, chaos, and disorder
Morgoth=fail
Coincidence?
Destroy the world
Anti-Veggie Squad
We like horses too...
Vote B.E.E.R.!
A pedophile, a canadian, and a monkey?
Morgoth=double fail
Only I have the experience needed!
Tree-hugging division
BICEPS's plan for world domination
Planet of the apes
I prefer women



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The Let's Have Another Party Party
We will do absolutely nothing if we are elected and we don't care about your lousy opinions. Anything we actually do do will be calculated to make you suffer. We don't want your vote. Our ideology can best be described as whichever one you hate the most. Forget about politics, and let's have another party instead.

President: Julius
Vice President: Surge

Our Aim: To run a dynamic and ruthless campaign with the objective of not polling a single vote whatsoever.


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The Disraeli Dance Party



"Easy on Frolicking, Easy on the Causes of Frolicking"

Party Aims
  • More Raves
  • More Music
  • Party Hard

    Cabinet
  • Leader: Scud
  • Deputy: Matt LiVecchi

    Propaganda/Advertisements
    Government with a sexual appetite
    They don't even know who's impeached!
    Disraeli is bored...
    Keynes and the other thinkers

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    The Arocratic Party
    Home-Made Experience... Home-Made Power... Home-Made Authority


    Our President: Aro
    Our Vice-President: sly
    Our High Priest: Ornlu

    Why bother fighting the power anymore? The Arocrats have run your Heaven for four years now, and not only have they done more for you than any existing party, but the Arocrats donated to the poor, less-intelligent forumers by banning them, so they wouldn't feel obligated to post, and eliminated all spam by staying aggressive! With experience, power, and ban-sticks, we've grown adept at kicking ass abroad so you can safely Splash Splash at home with your mom.

    Aro/sly '08 plan on rocking your world. How good are we, you ask? Well, you know the forum riot of '05? Squashed by Dictator Aro. You remember the forum riot of '06? Destroyed by Dictator Aro. Remember the forumer riot of '07? Eliminated by Dictator Aro! What's the point of having rights, if you don't have the right to have them taken away from you? Don't elect another corrupted Fearless Leader; instead, elect a Peerless Leader! Arocrats '08! You won't be regretting it any time soon!

    What We'll Do For *You*:
    * Ban your enemies
    * Endorse your allies
    * Removal of all hidden forum registration fees that fatten the pockets of rich EXCO senators
    * No more war! Stop the pointless beating of outsider n00bs so we can reeducate them on our enlightened ways!
    * Take the corruption out of SD&M-street with *force*
    * Remember the Anti-AoKH group? Yeah, if we're elected, they're GONE! For good this time!
    * The only party that demands a recount if they *win*!

    Celebrity Endorsements:
    * "Oh god, I've been an Arocrat for... uh, years now. Great party, and Aro's a great leader!" - Teh Ako, Aro's smurf
    * "I remember I voted Arocrat last time. It seemed like a great decision back then." - Famous Unnamed Town's Crier Citizen
    * "The Arocrats are the people's party: they party for the people. So don't worry if you're down, someone's partying for you!" - "the sly" slyson, sly's make-believe sister / founder of "Sly's Research Center for an Eternal Youth of All AoKH Members"
    Note: If anyone believes that the voting time should be longer, or the time before voting should be longer, please post suggestions now.

    Propaganda/Advertisements
    Tea Chugging Chaps
    The Let's Have Another Party Party
    Why so srsly?
    Morgoth is...
    Our sweet, sweet children
    You need Aro.
    When intellectuals rule the TC

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    The moldy bookworm party



    Coalition with Bassian Despotist Party

    President: Major Helper

    GOALS: To read lots, to game lots, to post lots and enjoy life to the fullest.

    Vote for this party if you wish to be accounted as a sensible person!

    Propaganda/Advertisements
    Staring at the computer
    B.E.E.R.'s leader looks like this
    Us carnivore worms look like this

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    Huh? Party name? lol, I AM THE PARTY, BITCH!


    *disclaimer* While the above banner implies that you have a "right to vote" for anyone you want (absurd, eh?), I'd like to stress that the only course of action you can take during this "election", it's only giving your vote for me, as obviously your Deity/rolemodel/mommy intended.

    While all other partys these days orientate themselves around a tight community of pricks (a scientific term for dissidents from the Morgoth), Morgoth Bauglir the Conqueror, also known as Quaazi (translation from a superior language: The World) is the jack-of-all-trades. Under the rule of the Mighty Lord of Angband, white people, black people, mexicans, canadians, christians, jews, muslims, atheists, pagans, homosexuals (skip the lewd urges, though), crippled folk, the intellectuals and the plain ignorant (yeah, you know who I'm talking about), come together under the flag of progress, unity and prosperity. No hippies though, hippies are dirty.

    Whatever you want, you get. Be a right-winger, left-winger, capitalist or commie (lol), thou shalt hath thine bidding, as long as it fits into Morgoths vision. No election promises, we all know they never get fulfilled anyway.

    Unbiased opinions plain lies may or may not be included

    Aro: Oh, yeah, Morgoth's liek awesome. I'm liek, totally his bitch. My own party is just a scam, you know.
    Scud: I must admit, amidst all this frolicking and flamboyance, I have never doubted Morgoth's brilliant skills, that are vastly superior to my girly wrists.
    Julius: *worship-worship*
    Ornlu:...

    actually, screw that. Ornlu's cool.

    Uhh, yeah. So don't escape the inevitable. You'll vote for me anyway, your perverse side demands it.

    Propaganda/Advertisements
    See post 38
    From all those who oppose Morgoth
    Arocrats and BDP scandal
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    The Bryce Eats Everything, Rawr! Party.

    President: fattybryce


    YOU, yes, you. Are you sick of always being so ugly?, are you sick of people gaging everytime they see your face?, are you, yes you, sick of being compared to Morgoth? Well vote for B.E.E.R and I can give you my personal promise that if I win, you will no longer be outcaste because of your face, you will no longer be the ugly one, because every person that votes for me will personaly recieve FREE, yes FREE, beer to help you look sexier then ever! DON'T BE THE UGLY ONE ANY LONGER, VOTE B.E.E.R!

    What we will do for you!
    - make you look like the atractive sexy beast you are. (on the inside)
    - Lower taxes by not just 90%, but 91%!
    - FREE BEER
    - My love 3

    So you know what you have to do!, get pist and tick B.E.E.R on the list!

    Propaganda/Advertisements
    Clearly a perv
    Balls
    Enough said
    Not just beer...
    Positive encouragement
    See post 84
    Basse's kitten-killing 'zap-o-ray'
    Squirrel
    Cute animals+beer
    Assault on doggies
    Kitten and cincila
    Awesome

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    The Party or else! Party

    President: ViperIV

    We'll get rid of your rights as citizens!
    - More Parties
    - No more being bossed around because I prolly won't be here
    - And I can't think of a third thing.

    Vote for me! And uhh, well just vote.

    Picture from last cabinet meeting
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    Note: Not all propaganda/ads are contained in the topic post, so check out the earlier parts of the thread!

    --->n i

    /*~-._.-~*~-._.-~*N e v e r F i ____ s h e d*~-._.-~*~-._.-~*\

    ...the ESTEEMED, BEAUTIFUL AND SEXY...NF~Aro

    [This message has been edited by NeverFinished (edited 11-08-2008 @ 12:01 PM).]

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    Major Helper
    AoKH Survivor, Mr. White Teeth
    posted 11-05-08 11:47 AM CT (US)     326 / 371       
    Anonymousity is preferred, as seeing who voted for who might create tensions between user groups and that's not what we want.

    Vote for The moldy bookworm party, there's still time!

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    You, you... Finnish Barstool! - Enraged Popeychops
    Major Helper: Helping AoE3H Housewives since 2008 - As_Saffah
    I spent 3 months trying to convince a door that I was an intelligent life form and gave up. - TLM
    Winner of "Nicest" (2012-2016), "Most Helpful" (2014) and "Best Moderator" (2015-2016) Forummer Awards
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    Pitt_Man
    Squire
    (id: Dark_Reign)
    posted 11-06-08 02:37 AM CT (US)     327 / 371       
    Registered

    Let's have a looky at the parties

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    Fattybryce
    Squire
    posted 11-06-08 03:11 AM CT (US)     328 / 371       
    Let's have a looky at the parties
    Don't need to look very far. I'm right here.

    Vote for B.E.E.R because at least we're better then anything else you can vote for.

    The Wall

    coming soon
    Pitt_Man
    Squire
    (id: Dark_Reign)
    posted 11-06-08 03:21 AM CT (US)     329 / 371       
    It's my patriotic duty as an Australian to keep any and every New Zealander out of a position of power. Lol.

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    Fattybryce
    Squire
    posted 11-06-08 03:32 AM CT (US)     330 / 371       
    But ya gotta keep it in Australiasia.

    The Wall

    coming soon
    Major Helper
    AoKH Survivor, Mr. White Teeth
    posted 11-06-08 03:46 AM CT (US)     331 / 371       
    Vote for The moldy bookworm party, if you read the thread, you'll see we're quite a good choice. BDP as a choice is just as good.

    Vote for The moldy bookworm party and be happy!

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    You, you... Finnish Barstool! - Enraged Popeychops
    Major Helper: Helping AoE3H Housewives since 2008 - As_Saffah
    I spent 3 months trying to convince a door that I was an intelligent life form and gave up. - TLM
    Winner of "Nicest" (2012-2016), "Most Helpful" (2014) and "Best Moderator" (2015-2016) Forummer Awards
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    Lord Basse
    MI6 Scenario-Making Machine
    posted 11-06-08 10:29 AM CT (US)     332 / 371       
    Just look back at the post 250-300 Dark_Reign, and you'll get all the information you need, and more

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    Pitt_Man
    Squire
    (id: Dark_Reign)
    posted 11-06-08 11:36 PM CT (US)     333 / 371       
    Ok I read all the debates and i've come to one conclusion:

    You're all idiots and we're doomed no matter who we vote for

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    Major Helper
    AoKH Survivor, Mr. White Teeth
    posted 11-07-08 02:41 AM CT (US)     334 / 371       
    Vote for The moldy bookworm party and you won't be disappointed!


    Seriously now. Our party offers intelligence, fun, recipes and interesting tidbits of both everyday life and science! What more could you hope for?


    Vote for The moldy bookworm party, it's your last chance at making a decision for a better future!

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    You, you... Finnish Barstool! - Enraged Popeychops
    Major Helper: Helping AoE3H Housewives since 2008 - As_Saffah
    I spent 3 months trying to convince a door that I was an intelligent life form and gave up. - TLM
    Winner of "Nicest" (2012-2016), "Most Helpful" (2014) and "Best Moderator" (2015-2016) Forummer Awards
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    Lord Basse
    MI6 Scenario-Making Machine
    posted 11-07-08 09:48 AM CT (US)     335 / 371       
    Vote BDP because... err, well we have the best ads No really, check our anti-others propaganda on the last page and you'll see why we are the best alternative.

    Almost 2 hours left to vote! SEND 'EM IN FOLKS!

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    [This message has been edited by Lord Basse (edited 11-07-2008 @ 09:50 AM).]

    morgoth bauglir
    Squire
    posted 11-07-08 11:33 AM CT (US)     336 / 371       
    HOLY **** I almost forgot to vote for myself.

    Morgoth Bauglir/Quaazi - BORINGMETAL HEADTWAT
    Huidin's Belief - The Siege (4.4) - 2475 - Birth Of The Uruk-Hai (4.1) (Best Sound of 2008)
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    Warlord002
    Squire
    posted 11-07-08 11:40 AM CT (US)     337 / 371       
    Registered

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    Owner of post 12345 in the New Splash Splash
    Member of Blackforest Studios
    KayanZ
    Squire
    (id: ZayanK)
    posted 11-07-08 12:21 PM CT (US)     338 / 371       
    I hereby protest against the idiocy of democracy by abstaining.
    Warlord002
    Squire
    posted 11-07-08 01:26 PM CT (US)     339 / 371       
    You missed the deadline anyway.

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    AoKH Survivor, Mr. White Teeth
    posted 11-07-08 03:39 PM CT (US)     340 / 371       
    I'd like to thank all the participants and no matter who wins, I'd like to say that I've had a great time with you all. Big thanks' to Basse for having a truce with me and to NF for hosting this excellent thread.

    My heartfelt thanks' to everybody!

    *bows*

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    You, you... Finnish Barstool! - Enraged Popeychops
    Major Helper: Helping AoE3H Housewives since 2008 - As_Saffah
    I spent 3 months trying to convince a door that I was an intelligent life form and gave up. - TLM
    Winner of "Nicest" (2012-2016), "Most Helpful" (2014) and "Best Moderator" (2015-2016) Forummer Awards
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    NeverFinished
    Squire
    posted 11-08-08 11:50 AM CT (US)     341 / 371       
    Congratulations to the Arocratic Party for winning this election! Thanks to all the parties for some great ads/poetry/propaghanda!

    We now await a presidential speech from Aro!

    --->n i

    /*~-._.-~*~-._.-~*N e v e r F i ____ s h e d*~-._.-~*~-._.-~*\

    ...the ESTEEMED, BEAUTIFUL AND SEXY...NF~Aro
    morgoth bauglir
    Squire
    posted 11-08-08 12:49 PM CT (US)     342 / 371       
    Meh, you could expect the admin to win anyway.

    At least I got one vote... from myself. YARR!

    Morgoth Bauglir/Quaazi - BORINGMETAL HEADTWAT
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    Lord Basse
    MI6 Scenario-Making Machine
    posted 11-08-08 01:11 PM CT (US)     343 / 371       
    Plus he had 3 people voting for him from the start, and all those conservatives

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    Scud
    Primus inter pares
    posted 11-08-08 01:12 PM CT (US)     344 / 371       
    Disraeli Dance Party: 2 Votes
    Two votes? And considering I didn't even vote for myself that is even more surprising.

    ¬_¬ Scuddles: Rhymes with huggles© ¬_¬
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    Julius999
    Imposter
    posted 11-08-08 01:21 PM CT (US)     345 / 371       
    *pops champagne cork*

    Victory!

    I would like to thank everyone that didn't vote for me. Which is, in fact, everyone.

    1010011010
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    Member of Stormwind Studios

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    NeverFinished
    Squire
    posted 11-08-08 01:37 PM CT (US)     346 / 371       
    Two votes? And considering I didn't even vote for myself that is even more surprising.
    One of those votes is mine

    --->n i

    /*~-._.-~*~-._.-~*N e v e r F i ____ s h e d*~-._.-~*~-._.-~*\

    ...the ESTEEMED, BEAUTIFUL AND SEXY...NF~Aro
    Mapppp
    Squire
    (id: Jimmy2)
    posted 11-08-08 01:58 PM CT (US)     347 / 371       
    I went for BEER.

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    VIP (Reverie World Studios)
    (id: MeGaIdIoT)
    posted 11-08-08 05:44 PM CT (US)     348 / 371       
    Two votes? And considering I didn't even vote for myself that is even more surprising.
    The other is mine.

    me
    Ornlu
    Recreational Procreator
    posted 11-08-08 07:22 PM CT (US)     349 / 371       
    We, in the Arocratic party, thank all of our voters and supporters.

    This is a great day for the people of the world. I'm in tears. May the gods bless you with virgins of all genders.

    None of us are free, one of us is chained.
    Surge
    Squire
    (id: Lt_Surge99)
    posted 11-09-08 05:37 AM CT (US)     350 / 371       
    *congratulates Julius on the successful election campaign and retreats to his summer datsha*

    "Especially awe-inspiring is the fact that any single brain is made up of atoms that were forged in the hearts of countless stars billions of years ago... These atoms now form a conglomerate – your brain – that can not only ponder the very stars that gave it birth but can also think about its own ability to think and wonder about its own ability to wonder. With the arrival of humans…the universe has suddenly become conscious of itself. This, truly, is the greatest mystery of all." - Rama
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