The Bassian Despotist Party: 4 Votes
Disraeli Dance Party: 2 Votes
Morgoth: 1 Vote
The Moldy Bookworm Party: 1 Vote
The Brice Eats Everything, Rawr (B.E.E.R.): 1 Vote
The Party or else! Party: 0 Votes
The Let's Have Another Party Party: 0 Votes
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We await the presidential speech from our leader!
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And this just the beginning
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We will do absolutely nothing if we are elected and we don't care about your lousy opinions. Anything we actually do do will be calculated to make you suffer. We don't want your vote. Our ideology can best be described as whichever one you hate the most. Forget about politics, and let's have another party instead.
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Why bother fighting the power anymore? The Arocrats have run your Heaven for four years now, and not only have they done more for you than any existing party, but the Arocrats donated to the poor, less-intelligent forumers by banning them, so they wouldn't feel obligated to post, and eliminated all spam by staying aggressive! With experience, power, and ban-sticks, we've grown adept at kicking ass abroad so you can safely Splash Splash at home with your mom.
Aro/sly '08 plan on rocking your world. How good are we, you ask? Well, you know the forum riot of '05? Squashed by Dictator Aro. You remember the forum riot of '06? Destroyed by Dictator Aro. Remember the forumer riot of '07? Eliminated by Dictator Aro! What's the point of having rights, if you don't have the right to have them taken away from you? Don't elect another corrupted
* Ban your enemies
* Endorse your allies
* Removal of all hidden forum registration fees that fatten the pockets of rich EXCO senators
* No more war! Stop the pointless beating of outsider n00bs so we can reeducate them on our enlightened ways!
* Take the corruption out of SD&M-street with *force*
* Remember the Anti-AoKH group? Yeah, if we're elected, they're GONE! For good this time!
* The only party that demands a recount if they *win*!
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Note: If anyone believes that the voting time should be longer, or the time before voting should be longer, please post suggestions now.
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Vote for this party if you wish to be accounted as a sensible person!
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*disclaimer* While the above banner implies that you have a "right to vote" for anyone you want (absurd, eh?), I'd like to stress that the only course of action you can take during this "election", it's only giving your vote for me, as obviously your Deity/rolemodel/mommy intended.
While all other partys these days orientate themselves around a tight community of pricks (a scientific term for dissidents from the Morgoth), Morgoth Bauglir the Conqueror, also known as Quaazi (translation from a superior language: The World)
Whatever you want, you get. Be a right-winger, left-winger, capitalist or commie (lol), thou shalt hath thine bidding, as long as it fits into Morgoths vision. No election promises, we all know they never get fulfilled anyway.
Aro: Oh, yeah, Morgoth's liek awesome. I'm liek, totally his bitch. My own party is just a scam, you know.
Scud: I must admit, amidst all this frolicking and flamboyance, I have never doubted Morgoth's brilliant skills, that are vastly superior to my girly wrists.
Julius: *worship-worship*
Ornlu:...
actually, screw that. Ornlu's cool.
Uhh, yeah. So don't escape the inevitable. You'll vote for me anyway, your perverse side demands it.
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- make you look like the atractive sexy beast you are.
- Lower taxes by not just 90%, but 91%!
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- My love 3
So you know what you have to do!, get pist and tick B.E.E.R on the list!
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The
President:
We'll get rid of your rights as citizens!
- More Parties
- No more being bossed around because I prolly won't be here
- And I can't think of a third thing.
Vote for me! And uhh, well just vote.
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[This message has been edited by NeverFinished (edited 11-08-2008 @ 12:01 PM).]