I've been living with my girlfriend for the past four years, and we have seven children. She has no job, and still refuses to take care of little Bubba, Ray-Ray, Tito, Charles, Daddy Jr., Huck, Rambo and Scud. I don't have a job either, but she's the woman! She's also fat and ugly and possibly related to me. What should I do?
Ladies and Gentlemen, wear sunscreen. If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be IT. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience.
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Aro AoKH Dictator
posted 10-28-08 01:34 AM
CT (US)
3 / 10
» Your attractive master. »"Because I before E is a LIE!!!"
Gwame Squire
posted 10-28-08 02:04 AM
CT (US)
4 / 10
Thanks, but where are the extremely helpful and in no way obnoxious audience members? Also, would you like a free child?
Eeh. When you said your halloween thing is win, I thought it would be liek, win, ya know. But it's not quite win, more like... apathious sinnery.
Although I don't expect to win over Moargoat and his goatish humor, this is just day one! Tomorrow night will be a different layout, and the day after that, until Halloween.
(I'm expecting a lot of "omg halloween's not till the 31st"'s, but they can bite me. I love Halloween, wanted to start it early, and wanted to make it huge. )
» Your attractive master. »"Because I before E is a LIE!!!"
Fattybryce Squire
posted 10-28-08 05:07 AM
CT (US)
8 / 10
Omg, you've out done yourself this time Aro, best theame EVER.
but she's the woman!
She shouldn't get a job for thsi very reason, she is a women and belongs in the kitchen, NOT the work place. /sarcasium
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Enraged Orange Squire
(id: RoboPaul88)
posted 10-28-08 05:22 AM
CT (US)
9 / 10
I think this should be the start of a slow but permanent transition of the focus of this board from Age of Kings to Dr. Phil. It's much more popular, after all, and this is one hell of a spiffy layout!