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Aro
AoKH Dictator
posted 10-28-08 01:43 AM CT (US)         


Tell any problems you have to the Doctor and let him "assist" you.

» Your attractive master.
» "Because I before E is a LIE!!!"
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RON PAUL 2016
Squire
(id: Turty)
posted 10-28-08 08:11 PM CT (US)     26 / 98       
This is gold.

Dr. Phil, why are you bald?
Is it because you are an alien?
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Squire
(id: Lord_Fadawah)
posted 10-28-08 08:29 PM CT (US)     27 / 98       
I have no idea who Dr Phil is. Is this some American thing I'm not aware of?
Lord Basse
MI6 Scenario-Making Machine
posted 10-28-08 08:33 PM CT (US)     28 / 98       
Obviously.

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Crazed Ewok
Mectator
(id: The Crazed Ewok)
posted 10-28-08 08:33 PM CT (US)     29 / 98       
Dr. Evil Phil, there's a seraph hiding under my bed, for 5 years now! Help me!

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General_Zavier
Squire
posted 10-28-08 08:37 PM CT (US)     30 / 98       
I have no idea who Dr Phil is. Is this some American thing I'm not aware of?
It's always some American thing, isn't it?

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Mapppp
Squire
(id: Jimmy2)
posted 10-28-08 08:40 PM CT (US)     31 / 98       
Hey! We put up with your bizarre spellings and random sports!

Dr. Phil, why do I put up with their bizarre spellings and random sports?

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sly_guy
Squire
posted 10-28-08 09:26 PM CT (US)     32 / 98       
I have no idea who Dr Phil is. Is this some American thing I'm not aware of?
Ever heard of Oprah Winfrey? Dr Phil is along the same lines as her, and easily quite as dull.

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Squire
(id: ThUnDeR77)
posted 10-28-08 10:11 PM CT (US)     33 / 98       
Is it really going to be like this for 3 more days?
Aro
AoKH Dictator
posted 10-29-08 00:41 AM CT (US)     34 / 98       
> WHERE DID MY CHOCOLATE GONE!?!? ON HOES!






Dr. Phil, why are you bald?






Dr. Evil Phil, there's a seraph hiding under my bed, for 5 years now! Help me!


















Dr. Phil, why do I put up with their bizarre spellings and random sports?















what should I do to achieve perfect grades in university?










» Your attractive master.
» "Because I before E is a LIE!!!"
MerryBrandybuck
Squire
posted 10-29-08 02:01 AM CT (US)     35 / 98       
Dr. Phil...my best friend and I were recently having a polite conversation over tea when we saw some random lunatic screaming outside. My friend took out a grenade launcher and took care of him, then started using Walther PPk on some alien cockroaches that had invaded his biscuit. Then he just went sort of quiet for a while, then flew of on some random Xanadu.

That's not he problem, my friend alays has that personality. I think he's like French or something.

So my problem is: Why was I having tea and polite conversation? Why did I feel the need to point otu that the English spelling wasn't 'wierd', just correct, and most of all: WHO IN THEIR SODDEN RIGHT MINDS GOES AROUND PRETENDING TO BE AUSTRALIAN AND CALLING UNICORNS 'XANADU'S?

Am I a worthless prig who deserves to die, and if so how should I die?

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Aro
AoKH Dictator
posted 10-29-08 02:22 AM CT (US)     36 / 98       
Am I a worthless prig who deserves to die, and if so how should I die?







» Your attractive master.
» "Because I before E is a LIE!!!"
Lord Fenris
Banned
posted 10-29-08 04:22 AM CT (US)     37 / 98       


This is concentrated awesome.
morgoth bauglir
Squire
posted 10-29-08 05:44 AM CT (US)     38 / 98       
AWESOME SPONGEBOB REFERENCE WITH THE CHOCOLATE

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Lord Fenris
Banned
posted 10-29-08 05:53 AM CT (US)     39 / 98       
Dear Dr Phil,

Will I ever find the answer to this question?

Regards,
Areknore
MerryBrandybuck
Squire
posted 10-29-08 10:08 AM CT (US)     40 / 98       
*hits friend with pipe wrench*
Okay, he's getting woozy, but he's not taking over...now what?? Tea and crumpets perhaps?

"Shower this man in gold and let him bathe in silver!" ~ Aro
"Can we throw MerryBrandyBuck into a cell??!!" ~ ZayanK
"Curse your awesomeness...Merry.." ~ Jecon

"(if scout found deer near mill)(have no sheeps)=>(HUNT DEM DEARS!)" ~ Mooseeeeey
Lurkur
Squire
(id: OtmShankIiI)
posted 10-29-08 04:19 PM CT (US)     41 / 98       
Awesome Dr. Phil, Thanx y0!!!!1!!1
O another question...

> DO I NEED A NEW HAIRCUT!!!!? 0_o'

"Seriously, if human stupidity could be used as a source of power wed already be a class-III civilization and our rockets wouldve reached Andromeda by now."
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["I am the True God, Lua-kuh. Hhsssss. Start the Church of the Talking Lizard. Hssssssss. Build the Neo Temple. Spread the Word. Hssssssssssss. Follow meeeeeeeee... to... the otha... siiiiiiiide..."

And then he started belting out vague poetry about wanting to have sex with his mom." -From the great old Aro, about a dream I had.]
Surge
Squire
(id: Lt_Surge99)
posted 10-29-08 04:44 PM CT (US)     42 / 98       
I tried the shotgun trick, Dr. Phil, but the voices still remain and all I got is a weird feeling in my head. What's worse, though, is that Margie has found a new lover - and they have LOUD sex.

"Especially awe-inspiring is the fact that any single brain is made up of atoms that were forged in the hearts of countless stars billions of years ago... These atoms now form a conglomerate – your brain – that can not only ponder the very stars that gave it birth but can also think about its own ability to think and wonder about its own ability to wonder. With the arrival of humans…the universe has suddenly become conscious of itself. This, truly, is the greatest mystery of all." - Rama
MerryBrandybuck
Squire
posted 10-29-08 06:54 PM CT (US)     43 / 98       
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‘DO I NEED A NEW HAIRCUT!!!!? 0_o'
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I tried to copy/edit the piccie so i coudl eb an imposter, but without angel privileges youc an't uplaod, so just imagine his face with this answer, if you can...

YA NEEDS MORE THAN THAT, KID!!

"Shower this man in gold and let him bathe in silver!" ~ Aro
"Can we throw MerryBrandyBuck into a cell??!!" ~ ZayanK
"Curse your awesomeness...Merry.." ~ Jecon

"(if scout found deer near mill)(have no sheeps)=>(HUNT DEM DEARS!)" ~ Mooseeeeey
Lurkur
Squire
(id: OtmShankIiI)
posted 10-30-08 02:57 PM CT (US)     44 / 98       
I tried to copy/edit the piccie so i coudl eb an imposter, but without angel privileges youc an't uplaod, so just imagine his face with this answer, if you can...
...

I don't know what are you smoking, but I want some of it.

"Seriously, if human stupidity could be used as a source of power wed already be a class-III civilization and our rockets wouldve reached Andromeda by now."
« Cliffs! (4.5) »

["I am the True God, Lua-kuh. Hhsssss. Start the Church of the Talking Lizard. Hssssssss. Build the Neo Temple. Spread the Word. Hssssssssssss. Follow meeeeeeeee... to... the otha... siiiiiiiide..."

And then he started belting out vague poetry about wanting to have sex with his mom." -From the great old Aro, about a dream I had.]
Aro
AoKH Dictator
posted 10-30-08 06:00 PM CT (US)     45 / 98       
Will I ever find the answer to this question?



























> DO I NEED A NEW HAIRCUT!!!!? 0_o'



I tried to copy/edit the piccie so i coudl eb an imposter
I tried the shotgun trick, Dr. Phil, but the voices still remain and all I got is a weird feeling in my head. What's worse, though, is that Margie has found a new lover - and they have LOUD sex.



















» Your attractive master.
» "Because I before E is a LIE!!!"
morgoth bauglir
Squire
posted 10-30-08 06:14 PM CT (US)     46 / 98       
Why is there a little spermbot living in his head?

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MerryBrandybuck
Squire
posted 10-30-08 06:19 PM CT (US)     47 / 98       
DOCTOR PHILLLLLL!!!!!!! HELP MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

I've become so awesome that I'm making everyone else feel like the idiots they are!

I know what you'll say, "Enjoy it."

Actually, I am. No problems here. Just wanted to let you knwo that you're one of the mindless idiots in the shadow of my awesomeness. Go psychoanalyze urself or something.

PSYCHE!

"Shower this man in gold and let him bathe in silver!" ~ Aro
"Can we throw MerryBrandyBuck into a cell??!!" ~ ZayanK
"Curse your awesomeness...Merry.." ~ Jecon

"(if scout found deer near mill)(have no sheeps)=>(HUNT DEM DEARS!)" ~ Mooseeeeey
KayanZ
Squire
(id: ZayanK)
posted 10-30-08 06:25 PM CT (US)     48 / 98       
Can we throw MerryBrandyBuck into a cell??!!
Mapppp
Squire
(id: Jimmy2)
posted 10-30-08 06:34 PM CT (US)     49 / 98       
Man, that hurt, Phil. And also, I did that Mike's bottle a favor. I drank it.

So, how's life?

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RON PAUL 2016
Squire
(id: Turty)
posted 10-30-08 06:42 PM CT (US)     50 / 98       
Dr. Phil, I'm questioning moving to a different US state that isn't Nebraska. Can you give me any advice on where to move?
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