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Aro
AoKH Dictator
posted 10-28-08 01:43 AM CT (US)         


Tell any problems you have to the Doctor and let him "assist" you.

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morgoth bauglir
Squire
posted 10-31-08 05:06 AM CT (US)     51 / 98       
Alaska.

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Ilmarinen
Squire
(id: Cilibinarii)
posted 10-31-08 07:23 AM CT (US)     52 / 98       
Dr. Phil, are you gay?

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Andalus
Squire
posted 10-31-08 08:33 AM CT (US)     53 / 98       
Dr. Phil:

WHY?
MerryBrandybuck
Squire
posted 10-31-08 10:14 AM CT (US)     54 / 98       
ZayanK: "Can we throw MerryBrandyBuck into a cell??!!"

Currently only Aro, ornlu and you are awesome enough to try locking me up. Youg e tinto the category for "The 47 Ronin". I ahven't played it yet but the plot's awesome.

PSYCHE AGAIN!

"Shower this man in gold and let him bathe in silver!" ~ Aro
"Can we throw MerryBrandyBuck into a cell??!!" ~ ZayanK
"Curse your awesomeness...Merry.." ~ Jecon

"(if scout found deer near mill)(have no sheeps)=>(HUNT DEM DEARS!)" ~ Mooseeeeey

[This message has been edited by MerryBrandybuck (edited 10-31-2008 @ 10:19 AM).]

morgoth bauglir
Squire
posted 10-31-08 10:40 AM CT (US)     55 / 98       
Yeah, Ornlu is pretty awesome. Much more awesome than Aro or Zayank. I can't explain why, though. It might be that sig.

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Huidin's Belief - The Siege (4.4) - 2475 - Birth Of The Uruk-Hai (4.1) (Best Sound of 2008)
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Surge
Squire
(id: Lt_Surge99)
posted 10-31-08 12:31 PM CT (US)     56 / 98       
It's because he's half a raghead, like me, and half a Scandinavian, like me, and quite an oldie around, like me.

BTW Aro, I literally LOLled at the latter answer to my question. Good job.

"Especially awe-inspiring is the fact that any single brain is made up of atoms that were forged in the hearts of countless stars billions of years ago... These atoms now form a conglomerate – your brain – that can not only ponder the very stars that gave it birth but can also think about its own ability to think and wonder about its own ability to wonder. With the arrival of humans…the universe has suddenly become conscious of itself. This, truly, is the greatest mystery of all." - Rama

[This message has been edited by Surge (edited 10-31-2008 @ 12:33 PM).]

morgoth bauglir
Squire
posted 10-31-08 01:36 PM CT (US)     57 / 98       
Yeah, you're pretty cool too.

You know, why hasn't there been an scandinavian meet-up. All the finns and swedes of our forum, and I'll crash in for the hell of it. I'll bring estonian booze...

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Huidin's Belief - The Siege (4.4) - 2475 - Birth Of The Uruk-Hai (4.1) (Best Sound of 2008)
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Lurkur
Squire
(id: OtmShankIiI)
posted 10-31-08 05:14 PM CT (US)     58 / 98       
> Dear Dr. Phil, a relative of mine is obsessed with corn, bad literature and very s**tty music, and that is pissing me off, really much.

How should I take care of him, with a gunshot or just knocking him down and abandoning him in the desert? If there is another method, I'll be glad to listen it.

"Seriously, if human stupidity could be used as a source of power wed already be a class-III civilization and our rockets wouldve reached Andromeda by now."
« Cliffs! (4.5) »

["I am the True God, Lua-kuh. Hhsssss. Start the Church of the Talking Lizard. Hssssssss. Build the Neo Temple. Spread the Word. Hssssssssssss. Follow meeeeeeeee... to... the otha... siiiiiiiide..."

And then he started belting out vague poetry about wanting to have sex with his mom." -From the great old Aro, about a dream I had.]
Andalus
Squire
posted 10-31-08 08:45 PM CT (US)     59 / 98       
> Dear Dr. Phil, a relative of mine is obsessed with Korn... very s**tty music
Fix'd.

[This message has been edited by Andalus (edited 10-31-2008 @ 08:45 PM).]

MerryBrandybuck
Squire
posted 10-31-08 11:37 PM CT (US)     60 / 98       
The sig is pretty cool...and is he really an oldie? Huh. never knew. It's just, you know he must be awesome when you see hsi name for the first time, it's really just the name. I mean, for the luvva pete (whoever pete is), it only takes two Ornlus to take down William Wallace (I think), but it takes like seven Frankish knights!!!

Oh yeah, Morgoth, you get on the asome list too for YOUR name. And Surge too. So why would anyone want to be on MY awesome list?

Simple: I have Bon Jovi tunes. Which is about all the music I have on my laptop even tho I've had it for like months now. Those darn professors give out so much homework that I barely even have time to write this...
/\ *SLIGHT EXAGGERATION ALERT!* /\

Here is my current awesome list:
Surge, Ornlu, Morgoth, Ornlu, Zayank.

To apply for a place on this list, just request it in this post and provide one or three reason s why you deserve it.

By the way, I know you'll all want to know why i chose the order I did to list you in, so here it is:
-Didn't want to get cussed out by some for discriminating by listing alphabetically. (lulz)
-Didn't want to get cussed out by Morgoth for counter-discriminating and using reverse-alphabetic order. (LULZ!)
-Didn't want to get cussed out by sore losers if I listed my faves at the top. (j/k, LULZ!!)

So anyways, i just used a decription font I recently got from (www(dot)draculasriddle(dot)co(dot)uk.
This isn't a promo for this website, jsut telling you where you got it. It was a necessary piece in solving one of the puzzles. Anyone ever been there? If so, SPLASH ME!

And then I decrypted your names. Problem is, only the handful of letters used in the riddle translate as letters, the rest are just blank space. Final results were:
ARO-V
ORNLU-VO
ZAYANK-(NO LETTERS)
MORGOTH-VE
SURGE-VW

I interpreted Zayank's blank to mean he shoudl eb first alphabetically, then I posted the results in reverse-alphabetic order.

So now all ylou can say is that I was really random, which is apparently the point of this thread!

(SPLASHES DA COW...oops, wrong thread)

"Shower this man in gold and let him bathe in silver!" ~ Aro
"Can we throw MerryBrandyBuck into a cell??!!" ~ ZayanK
"Curse your awesomeness...Merry.." ~ Jecon

"(if scout found deer near mill)(have no sheeps)=>(HUNT DEM DEARS!)" ~ Mooseeeeey

[This message has been edited by MerryBrandybuck (edited 11-01-2008 @ 00:15 AM).]

four hundred babies
Squire
(id: Lord_Fadawah)
posted 11-01-08 07:14 AM CT (US)     61 / 98       
> Dear Dr. Phil, a relative of mine is obsessed with Korn... very s**tty music
That was what I thought of too...har har!
Lurkur
Squire
(id: OtmShankIiI)
posted 11-02-08 02:07 PM CT (US)     62 / 98       
I don't mean Korn the band, just corn the food, you stupid. Misinterpreted my request; Oh, and Korn's refered at the s**tty music btw.

"Seriously, if human stupidity could be used as a source of power wed already be a class-III civilization and our rockets wouldve reached Andromeda by now."
« Cliffs! (4.5) »

["I am the True God, Lua-kuh. Hhsssss. Start the Church of the Talking Lizard. Hssssssss. Build the Neo Temple. Spread the Word. Hssssssssssss. Follow meeeeeeeee... to... the otha... siiiiiiiide..."

And then he started belting out vague poetry about wanting to have sex with his mom." -From the great old Aro, about a dream I had.]

[This message has been edited by OtmShanKIiI (edited 11-02-2008 @ 02:10 PM).]

MerryBrandybuck
Squire
posted 11-03-08 02:01 AM CT (US)     63 / 98       
"Very deep within our hearts, we are all noobs."~ZayanK

That just made my week.

"Shower this man in gold and let him bathe in silver!" ~ Aro
"Can we throw MerryBrandyBuck into a cell??!!" ~ ZayanK
"Curse your awesomeness...Merry.." ~ Jecon

"(if scout found deer near mill)(have no sheeps)=>(HUNT DEM DEARS!)" ~ Mooseeeeey
Lurkur
Squire
(id: OtmShankIiI)
posted 11-03-08 04:04 PM CT (US)     64 / 98       
Ok, now I am pissed. Dr. Phil help MAH!!!1

"Seriously, if human stupidity could be used as a source of power wed already be a class-III civilization and our rockets wouldve reached Andromeda by now."
« Cliffs! (4.5) »

["I am the True God, Lua-kuh. Hhsssss. Start the Church of the Talking Lizard. Hssssssss. Build the Neo Temple. Spread the Word. Hssssssssssss. Follow meeeeeeeee... to... the otha... siiiiiiiide..."

And then he started belting out vague poetry about wanting to have sex with his mom." -From the great old Aro, about a dream I had.]
Surge
Squire
(id: Lt_Surge99)
posted 11-03-08 05:01 PM CT (US)     65 / 98       
I think the joke is kind of...done.

"Especially awe-inspiring is the fact that any single brain is made up of atoms that were forged in the hearts of countless stars billions of years ago... These atoms now form a conglomerate – your brain – that can not only ponder the very stars that gave it birth but can also think about its own ability to think and wonder about its own ability to wonder. With the arrival of humans…the universe has suddenly become conscious of itself. This, truly, is the greatest mystery of all." - Rama
MerryBrandybuck
Squire
posted 11-05-08 01:04 AM CT (US)     66 / 98       
Meh...thread-killer...*pouts in a corner*

"Shower this man in gold and let him bathe in silver!" ~ Aro
"Can we throw MerryBrandyBuck into a cell??!!" ~ ZayanK
"Curse your awesomeness...Merry.." ~ Jecon

"(if scout found deer near mill)(have no sheeps)=>(HUNT DEM DEARS!)" ~ Mooseeeeey
Lurkur
Squire
(id: OtmShankIiI)
posted 11-05-08 02:46 PM CT (US)     67 / 98       
Well, it seems Dr. Phil's gone.

"Seriously, if human stupidity could be used as a source of power wed already be a class-III civilization and our rockets wouldve reached Andromeda by now."
« Cliffs! (4.5) »

["I am the True God, Lua-kuh. Hhsssss. Start the Church of the Talking Lizard. Hssssssss. Build the Neo Temple. Spread the Word. Hssssssssssss. Follow meeeeeeeee... to... the otha... siiiiiiiide..."

And then he started belting out vague poetry about wanting to have sex with his mom." -From the great old Aro, about a dream I had.]
Aro
AoKH Dictator
posted 11-05-08 05:20 PM CT (US)     68 / 98       
Yup, sorry folks, he's gone for now. He's been busy, with the election and the downright shock of his write-in candidate Stephen Colbert not getting into office.

But since you guys enjoyed his advice so much and it was fun making them, I'd be happy to bring him back in the future. ^^

» Your attractive master.
» "Because I before E is a LIE!!!"
Gwame
Squire
posted 11-05-08 05:38 PM CT (US)     69 / 98       
Why would Dr. Phil nominate Stephen Colbert...? I nominated Lewis Black myself.

MY NAME IS GWAME I AM AOKH MEMBER SINCE 2004 AND I HAVE MANY POSTS
BEST SIG OF 2008 AND 2ND BEST SIG OF 2009 (SAME SIG LOLOL)
BEST SIG OF 2008
92% of teenagers have moved on to rap music. If you're on of the 8% that still listens to real music, copy this into your signature.
"^`'*-=~+,._.,+~=-*'`^" "Gwame your sig ain't funny nomore." - morgoth bauglir"^`'*-=~+,._.,+~=-*'`^"
Aro
AoKH Dictator
posted 11-05-08 09:45 PM CT (US)     70 / 98       
Why would Dr. Phil nominate Stephen Colbert...? I nominated Lewis Black myself.
Stephen Colbert is a genius. He's a master of improve, acting, and bullshitting. Clearly Dr. Evil Phil appreciates those who can bullshit.

» Your attractive master.
» "Because I before E is a LIE!!!"
Lurkur
Squire
(id: OtmShankIiI)
posted 11-06-08 12:42 PM CT (US)     71 / 98       
Then I guess there is no point posting here anymore. Does that mean this might be closed in the next hours??

"Seriously, if human stupidity could be used as a source of power wed already be a class-III civilization and our rockets wouldve reached Andromeda by now."
« Cliffs! (4.5) »

["I am the True God, Lua-kuh. Hhsssss. Start the Church of the Talking Lizard. Hssssssss. Build the Neo Temple. Spread the Word. Hssssssssssss. Follow meeeeeeeee... to... the otha... siiiiiiiide..."

And then he started belting out vague poetry about wanting to have sex with his mom." -From the great old Aro, about a dream I had.]
Gwame
Squire
posted 11-06-08 07:18 PM CT (US)     72 / 98       

MY NAME IS GWAME I AM AOKH MEMBER SINCE 2004 AND I HAVE MANY POSTS
BEST SIG OF 2008 AND 2ND BEST SIG OF 2009 (SAME SIG LOLOL)
BEST SIG OF 2008
92% of teenagers have moved on to rap music. If you're on of the 8% that still listens to real music, copy this into your signature.
"^`'*-=~+,._.,+~=-*'`^" "Gwame your sig ain't funny nomore." - morgoth bauglir"^`'*-=~+,._.,+~=-*'`^"
Surge
Squire
(id: Lt_Surge99)
posted 11-06-08 07:28 PM CT (US)     73 / 98       
I don't see a reason to close this - the joke was fun while it lasted but now you're killing it, guys. Just let this thread sink while it's still funny. We don't want a Metallica here.

"Especially awe-inspiring is the fact that any single brain is made up of atoms that were forged in the hearts of countless stars billions of years ago... These atoms now form a conglomerate – your brain – that can not only ponder the very stars that gave it birth but can also think about its own ability to think and wonder about its own ability to wonder. With the arrival of humans…the universe has suddenly become conscious of itself. This, truly, is the greatest mystery of all." - Rama
MerryBrandybuck
Squire
posted 11-09-08 06:24 PM CT (US)     74 / 98       
Um..Surge...why so down on this thread? Everyone still seems to be having a good time. How about just having the people who still like it keep coming here, and everyone else can just ingore it.

Gwame:
Lolz...but if you're naught but a humble squire, how did you get a pic on your post? I thought only angels/cherubs could use pics...

"Shower this man in gold and let him bathe in silver!" ~ Aro
"Can we throw MerryBrandyBuck into a cell??!!" ~ ZayanK
"Curse your awesomeness...Merry.." ~ Jecon

"(if scout found deer near mill)(have no sheeps)=>(HUNT DEM DEARS!)" ~ Mooseeeeey

[This message has been edited by MerryBrandybuck (edited 11-09-2008 @ 06:25 PM).]

Gwame
Squire
posted 11-09-08 07:42 PM CT (US)     75 / 98       
Gwame:
Lolz...but if you're naught but a humble squire, how did you get a pic on your post? I thought only angels/cherubs could use pics...
I'm like an undercover admin. Don't tell anyone.

MY NAME IS GWAME I AM AOKH MEMBER SINCE 2004 AND I HAVE MANY POSTS
BEST SIG OF 2008 AND 2ND BEST SIG OF 2009 (SAME SIG LOLOL)
BEST SIG OF 2008
92% of teenagers have moved on to rap music. If you're on of the 8% that still listens to real music, copy this into your signature.
"^`'*-=~+,._.,+~=-*'`^" "Gwame your sig ain't funny nomore." - morgoth bauglir"^`'*-=~+,._.,+~=-*'`^"
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