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Aro
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posted 10-28-08 01:43 AM CT (US)         


Tell any problems you have to the Doctor and let him "assist" you.

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General_Short
Squire
posted 11-09-08 10:48 PM CT (US)     76 / 98       
Doctor Phil, do you love me?

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MerryBrandybuck
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posted 11-10-08 00:04 AM CT (US)     77 / 98       
Gwame: srsly??? 0_o

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"Curse your awesomeness...Merry.." ~ Jecon

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General_Zavier
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posted 11-10-08 00:24 AM CT (US)     78 / 98       
Gwame: srsly??? 0_o
You didn't know about that? He treats it like its still on the down low, but everyone knows that he's a secret admin because he's sleeping with Aro behind Scud's back.

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Surge
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(id: Lt_Surge99)
posted 11-10-08 06:05 AM CT (US)     79 / 98       
Guys, that is supposed to be a secret. I recommend editing your posts before *someone* arrives. =|

"Especially awe-inspiring is the fact that any single brain is made up of atoms that were forged in the hearts of countless stars billions of years ago... These atoms now form a conglomerate – your brain – that can not only ponder the very stars that gave it birth but can also think about its own ability to think and wonder about its own ability to wonder. With the arrival of humans…the universe has suddenly become conscious of itself. This, truly, is the greatest mystery of all." - Rama
Lurkur
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(id: OtmShankIiI)
posted 11-10-08 02:32 PM CT (US)     80 / 98       
Why, I always wuz able to post piccies, that's weird you say that...

Look:



Random Pic BTW

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Aro
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posted 11-10-08 09:56 PM CT (US)     81 / 98       
I don't see a reason to close this - the joke was fun while it lasted but now you're killing it, guys. Just let this thread sink while it's still funny. We don't want a Metallica here.
I still never hit my Ride the Lightning, so this could continue; won't till in the future though, when I have more time to focus on it. (Halloween was 100% me being lazy, despite all of the creative work that went into me being lazy.)

What's more interesting is how easy and simplistic the concept was, and how much it's been improved upon it since I originally posted it. The responses Dr. Phil delivered in Gwame's thread weren't that great, and so was the response to Morgoth's question, but once it hit Fatty's question, Evil Dr. Phil's "dark" persona came into play and he became interesting.
Um..Surge...why so down on this thread? Everyone still seems to be having a good time. How about just having the people who still like it keep coming here, and everyone else can just ingore it.
Keeps it on the front page, so go for it! However, exercise caution and refrain from ingoring people in the future.
Doctor Phil, do you love me?
You're supposed to tell him about your problems and ask for advice, not ask questions. You people are too used to Ask Sandy.
Gwame: srsly??? 0_o
No, he's lieing. Don't listen to him please. And please feel free to trust him 100% with your life and, peferably, your credit card number(s).

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Mapppp
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(id: Jimmy2)
posted 11-10-08 10:09 PM CT (US)     82 / 98       
Dr. Phil's Empowerment Center was definitely the best theme. You should bring it back next year. Of course, I also see some potential in an Evil Ask Sandy.

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General_Short
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posted 11-10-08 11:03 PM CT (US)     83 / 98       
You're supposed to tell him about your problems and ask for advice, not ask questions. You people are too used to Ask Sandy.
That was a personal question!

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MerryBrandybuck
Squire
posted 11-12-08 01:06 AM CT (US)     84 / 98       
To all of the comments about Gwame:

*** ********* **** ****** *****???


OTM_SHANK: How'd you do that???

TO Dr. Phil:

Dr. Phil, not only am I sleep-deprived, I haven't been getting enough sleep lately either. And another thing, I feel tired all the time. Can you help me?
(I've already tried drugs, KO-ing myself, sleeping in a coffin, wrapping my head in a blanket, sticking straws in my nose, drinking warm milk, drinking warm vodka, drinking warm whiskey, drinking warm grog, drinking great quantities of warm port...)

"Shower this man in gold and let him bathe in silver!" ~ Aro
"Can we throw MerryBrandyBuck into a cell??!!" ~ ZayanK
"Curse your awesomeness...Merry.." ~ Jecon

"(if scout found deer near mill)(have no sheeps)=>(HUNT DEM DEARS!)" ~ Mooseeeeey
General_Short
Squire
posted 11-12-08 01:42 AM CT (US)     85 / 98       
Dr. Phil:

I'm going through a depression because the capitalist economy of the U.S. is falling apart. Now I can only afford 1/2 of an apple pie every day! What the **** do I do!???

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MerryBrandybuck
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posted 11-13-08 02:15 PM CT (US)     86 / 98       
General Short: Quit whining and panicing, and get a grip! It's not like we're in another depression...yet...
(hahahahaha evil laugh....)

Anyway, even in the REAl depression they weren't whining, they bought war bonds!

BUY WAR BONDS!!

UNCLE SAM WANTS YOU TO!!!

Uncle sam\/\/\/

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WHAT THE ANGRY MOOSE??? It keeps messing up my special Uncle Sam face...why is it deleting all the spaces?

"Shower this man in gold and let him bathe in silver!" ~ Aro
"Can we throw MerryBrandyBuck into a cell??!!" ~ ZayanK
"Curse your awesomeness...Merry.." ~ Jecon

"(if scout found deer near mill)(have no sheeps)=>(HUNT DEM DEARS!)" ~ Mooseeeeey

[This message has been edited by MerryBrandybuck (edited 11-13-2008 @ 02:20 PM).]

General_Short
Squire
posted 11-13-08 08:49 PM CT (US)     87 / 98       
General Short: Quit whining and panicing, and get a grip! It's not like we're in another depression...yet...
(hahahahaha evil laugh....)
Hmm...but I'm still running out of money and I had to decrease my daily pie rations...

My question <_<
What do I do?!?

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[This message has been edited by General_Short (edited 11-13-2008 @ 08:51 PM).]

four hundred babies
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(id: Lord_Fadawah)
posted 11-14-08 04:00 AM CT (US)     88 / 98       
Hmm...but I'm still running out of money and I had to decrease my daily pie rations...
Where I live there is a pie shop where you can get pies for $1. They're probably losing money hand over fist, but I'm not complaining.
Surge
Squire
(id: Lt_Surge99)
posted 11-14-08 12:36 PM CT (US)     89 / 98       
They're just waiting to get you hooked.

"Especially awe-inspiring is the fact that any single brain is made up of atoms that were forged in the hearts of countless stars billions of years ago... These atoms now form a conglomerate – your brain – that can not only ponder the very stars that gave it birth but can also think about its own ability to think and wonder about its own ability to wonder. With the arrival of humans…the universe has suddenly become conscious of itself. This, truly, is the greatest mystery of all." - Rama
MerryBrandybuck
Squire
posted 11-14-08 03:57 PM CT (US)     90 / 98       
My question <_<
What do I do?!?
I just told ya, you fatass!
Quit whining and buy war bonds!

"Shower this man in gold and let him bathe in silver!" ~ Aro
"Can we throw MerryBrandyBuck into a cell??!!" ~ ZayanK
"Curse your awesomeness...Merry.." ~ Jecon

"(if scout found deer near mill)(have no sheeps)=>(HUNT DEM DEARS!)" ~ Mooseeeeey
General_Short
Squire
posted 11-14-08 07:04 PM CT (US)     91 / 98       
Where I live there is a pie shop where you can get pies for $1. They're probably losing money hand over fist, but I'm not complaining.
They're out...and bankrupt.
I just told ya, you fatass!
Quit whining and buy war bonds!
You ain't Phil.

Plus, they're out too.

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Impeached
VIP (Reverie World Studios)
(id: MeGaIdIoT)
posted 11-14-08 07:57 PM CT (US)     92 / 98       
WHAT THE ANGRY MOOSE??? It keeps messing up my special Uncle Sam face...why is it deleting all the spaces?
Replace all the spaces with:
&nbsp;
You can do this with a simple search/replace in notepad.

me
General_Short
Squire
posted 11-14-08 09:37 PM CT (US)     93 / 98       
                                                         hi???

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MerryBrandybuck
Squire
posted 11-24-08 11:47 AM CT (US)     94 / 98       
Thanx Impeached...

AND WAR BONDS ARE NOT OUT!!

(Just in a long recess...)

"Shower this man in gold and let him bathe in silver!" ~ Aro
"Can we throw MerryBrandyBuck into a cell??!!" ~ ZayanK
"Curse your awesomeness...Merry.." ~ Jecon

"(if scout found deer near mill)(have no sheeps)=>(HUNT DEM DEARS!)" ~ Mooseeeeey
Lurkur
Squire
(id: OtmShankIiI)
posted 11-24-08 12:36 PM CT (US)     95 / 98       
@ MerryBrandyBuck: Use [*img*]your pic link here[/*img*] (no arterisks, obviously)

"Seriously, if human stupidity could be used as a source of power wed already be a class-III civilization and our rockets wouldve reached Andromeda by now."
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["I am the True God, Lua-kuh. Hhsssss. Start the Church of the Talking Lizard. Hssssssss. Build the Neo Temple. Spread the Word. Hssssssssssss. Follow meeeeeeeee... to... the otha... siiiiiiiide..."

And then he started belting out vague poetry about wanting to have sex with his mom." -From the great old Aro, about a dream I had.]
morgoth bauglir
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posted 11-24-08 01:16 PM CT (US)     96 / 98       
I think it's time to let this thread meet it's inevitable demise already.

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Gwame
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posted 11-24-08 01:36 PM CT (US)     97 / 98       
Dr. Evil Phil, how can I grow an inverted moustache like yours?

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Aro
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posted 11-24-08 07:30 PM CT (US)     98 / 98       
Dr Evil Phil is discontinued for now, as I've stated. So DIE THREAD. *stabs with knife*

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