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Daddy
Squire
(id: RIPMKIV9398 1987)
posted 11-21-08 01:52 PM CT (US)         
the crazyest thing happened!

i was riding home from college on the bus (saving gas money) and i was listening to music and not paying attention to anything. As we were stopping at one of the bus stops, a girl in the back started screaming.

i looked back and saw her pointing out the window, and i followed her stare. out in an unfenced yard were 3 guys. 2 of them standing, one of them was on the ground bleeding, the taller of the 2 men had a baseball bat and was ready to smash it into the downed mans head again, when the men realized a bus load of people were looking at them.

as the bus driver radioed in the 911 call, the other man who wasnt doing anything pulled out a pistol and shot the downed guy in the head. at this point we were all shocked and glued to the scene. the 2 men got into there car and sped off.

When i came home i was visibly shaken. i told my mom what i had just seen. then she got scared and said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror If anything I can say this cab is rare But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air' I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air. hope u all enjoy

M U S I C !

[This message has been edited by Daddy (edited 11-21-2008 @ 01:53 PM).]

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Warlord002
Squire
posted 11-21-08 01:56 PM CT (US)     1 / 36       
Wow, just wow.

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morgoth bauglir
Squire
posted 11-21-08 01:58 PM CT (US)     2 / 36       
Not detailed enough.

*waits*

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newIdea
Illuminator
posted 11-21-08 02:43 PM CT (US)     3 / 36       
You, my friend, are in the ghetto.



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Evil Tailor
Squire
(id: Other White Meat)
posted 11-21-08 03:17 PM CT (US)     4 / 36       
GTA live. Nice going.

By downed man what do you mean?

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Aro
AoKH Dictator
posted 11-21-08 03:50 PM CT (US)     5 / 36       
Jeez man... shot him right in the noggin, eh? Just brutal.

I think your mommy has your best interests in mind, because you'll be much safer, especially if your parents are rich (to live in a place like Bel Air, they gotta have some dough). It's weird... first you're playing basketball outside of the school, and then... this. American society is taking a turn for the worst.

Your attractive master.
"Because I before E is a LIE!!!"
Dead_End
Cavalier
posted 11-21-08 05:01 PM CT (US)     6 / 36       
...

For a moment I thought it was real.

*annoyed for getting fake information*
Evil Tailor
Squire
(id: Other White Meat)
posted 11-21-08 05:04 PM CT (US)     7 / 36       
I'm confused. Does anyone share this sentiment?

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KayanZ
Squire
(id: ZayanK)
posted 11-21-08 05:05 PM CT (US)     8 / 36       
I was murdered the other day.

It felt... dizzy.
Gwame
Squire
posted 11-21-08 05:13 PM CT (US)     9 / 36       
Okay... did this actually happen?

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four hundred babies
Squire
(id: Lord_Fadawah)
posted 11-21-08 05:46 PM CT (US)     10 / 36       
When i came home i was visibly shaken. i told my mom what i had just seen. then she got scared and said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror If anything I can say this cab is rare But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air' I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air. hope u all enjoy
Hmmm...
nav
Squire
(id: nav_2004)
posted 11-21-08 05:50 PM CT (US)     11 / 36       
RIPMKIV actually = Will Smith? News to me.



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General_Zavier
Squire
posted 11-21-08 06:39 PM CT (US)     12 / 36       
when the men realized a bus load of people were looking at them.
Damn, it was you on that bus?!?

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RON PAUL 2016
Squire
(id: Turty)
posted 11-21-08 07:17 PM CT (US)     13 / 36       
On the topic of real life, a dead body was actually discovered in my next door neighbor's house.

Apparently, it was the owner's wife who had been laying there for 4 days.
Scud
Primus inter pares
posted 11-21-08 07:49 PM CT (US)     14 / 36       
One of the more lackluster "Bell Airs" I have seen in my days, the build up was good - but the execution was rushed.

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Ornlu
Recreational Procreator
posted 11-21-08 08:09 PM CT (US)     15 / 36       
Did you give or receive?

None of us are free, one of us is chained.
Aro
AoKH Dictator
posted 11-21-08 10:17 PM CT (US)     16 / 36       
Okay... did this actually happen?
It was a poorly executed joke. You're very offended that he challenged your intelligence.
Apparently, it was the owner's wife who had been laying there for 4 days.
Murder? In the kitchen, with a SPOONE?!

Your attractive master.
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Gwame
Squire
posted 11-22-08 04:54 AM CT (US)     17 / 36       
Ah, I see. This is like those "I realised she was a bear!" tricks they have on 4chan.

Also on the topic of real life, a friend of mine (a girl who just turned 17) died on Wednesday morning. Type I diabetes and she slipped into a coma, then her heart just stopped. I was at her Wake, and the funeral's in a couple hours.

MY NAME IS GWAME I AM AOKH MEMBER SINCE 2004 AND I HAVE MANY POSTS
BEST SIG OF 2008 AND 2ND BEST SIG OF 2009 (SAME SIG LOLOL)
BEST SIG OF 2008
92% of teenagers have moved on to rap music. If you're on of the 8% that still listens to real music, copy this into your signature.
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Bingo Little
Squire
(id: Medusasson)
posted 11-22-08 09:26 AM CT (US)     18 / 36       
I've never seen this before. How original!


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General_Zavier
Squire
posted 11-23-08 02:18 AM CT (US)     19 / 36       
So apparantly some kid committed suicide on a live webcast. No one believed it was him, but when he just lay there (dead) for several hours, the website mods located him and called the cops. And then the cops burst in to find the body all on film.

I mean seriously, who does that?

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morgoth bauglir
Squire
posted 11-23-08 02:23 AM CT (US)     20 / 36       
Lousy attention *****s, that's who.

WTF why is [EDIT] censored? HUH?


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No bypassing the swear filter as dictated by the CoC, as that particular word is in the swear filter; use alternative words with similar meanings, like "attention scores", or "attention floors". And most of all, have fun! (lol I'm editing Morgoth's post) - Aro

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[This message has been edited by Aro (edited 11-23-2008 @ 02:33 AM).]

Dead_End
Cavalier
posted 11-23-08 03:53 AM CT (US)     21 / 36       
Haha, Aro > Morgoth
four hundred babies
Squire
(id: Lord_Fadawah)
posted 11-23-08 04:25 AM CT (US)     22 / 36       
I saw this thing on rotten.com where an old man passed away in a bathtub full of scalding hot water, and no-one found him for several weeks, and when they did they had to scoop his remains out of the tub.
Evil Tailor
Squire
(id: Other White Meat)
posted 11-23-08 05:04 AM CT (US)     23 / 36       
an old man passed away in a bathtub full of scalding hot water, and no-one found him for several weeks, and when they did they had to scoop his remains out of the tub.
So he just coincidentally passed away while taking a bath in scalding hot water? That's, umm, interesting. More like MURDER, says I!

"While I'm profaning I might as well do the whole f*cking thing."
-- Christopher Hitchens
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Aro
AoKH Dictator
posted 11-23-08 05:27 AM CT (US)     24 / 36       
So he just coincidentally passed away while taking a bath in scalding hot water? That's, umm, interesting. More like MURDER, says I!
Well, let's just say this guy, Victor let's call him (he sounds like a Victor), was really old, right. Old people tend to be colder than your average human being, feeble minded, and also have far worse sight. He runs the water, hoping for a warm tub, but accidentally forgets to turn the cold knob to even it out. As he gets in, it's so blazing hot that he can't move and passes out, sinking into the tub and drowning himself in scalding hot water.



And then, of course... his wife snickers as she shuts the door, carefully watching the unconcious body wade in the tub. "Soon," she says to herself, "Me and my man-toy Edwardo can finally leave this accursed house! Soon!" She slowly moves forward, and pulls a knife out of her purse... "You were always so critical of my cooking, you bastard. But tonight... tonight, we dine on you, VICTOR!" Thunder crashes, rain pours outside, as a lurching string section underscores the screen's slow fade to the color black.

Marriage, man... seems like a lot of trouble.

Your attractive master.
"Because I before E is a LIE!!!"
viperiv
Squire
(id: EpIc CoMmandeR)
posted 11-23-08 05:48 AM CT (US)     25 / 36       
In the kitchen, with a SPOONE?!
No, no, no It was the crowbar in the bathroom.
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