Welcome to the forum.
Lets see... the bathroom on the second floor hasn't worked since morgoth tried to flush himself down it, um... the fridge is downstairs, if you want to leave anything in there, make sure you put your name on it or it will get eaten. Oh and help yourself to the copious amounts of moonshine in there too. Family time takes place in Splash Splash, and the "Say a Word" thread is the "+1 thread."
Well, I think that's about it. You have to share a bed with Aro for the first month,(Everyone does. Watch out, he has cold fingers at three in the morning) but then you can branch out to Scud or Basse's room, and if you stay long enough, you can have a room of your own. Oh, and Steve's bark is just as bad as his bite, so watch out.
Well, I think that's about it. We're a big family, and even though they sometimes make you lose faith in humanity, most people here are great.