The rules are in the original thread in the link above, and I think it's time we had another round of expressing our wishes to others on the forum and letting them stomp all over them in humorous or just wrong ways. Keep it clean and shatter each other's dreams like you've never shattered before!
And to kick it off:
I wish zombie invasons were real.
ax_man1
Owner of a post 500, 1000, 1500, 2000, and 2500 Not all are in the same thread, but 4 of them are
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YoshiX100000 Squire
posted 05-28-09 04:10 PM
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Granted, but your PC doesn't want to play you.
I wish for playtime.
YoshiX100000~AoKH's Official Playtester of All Short, Funny Viking Cutscenes by Varied Equine Species, PhD-Emeritus-Magna-cum-Laude-Esq. Now in Fuschia!!
"I wish I knew what Yoshi's doing on the roof, especially in winter." ~Sissi "Yoshi lived up to his name and split into 100000." ~Rocking Doom
RS Greo0 Squire
posted 05-28-09 08:40 PM
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But you loose nighttime and the vampires come and eat you
I wish that I had a cookie.
too many bad memories. I hate the name too. one new account off the production line
Womid Squire
posted 05-29-09 05:56 AM
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Granted, but this cookie is alive and doesn't want to be eaten, and so mercilessly kills you.
I wish Millie's cookies weren't so darned expensive.
Popeychops "Cool" Huskarl
posted 05-29-09 09:29 AM
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Granted, bthey become incredibnly fattening.
I wish for a slice of Pizza
Member of BlackForest Studios Co-creator of Silent Evil(4.6) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2009 (Most Fave'd Multiplayer Scenario) and TheSeasofEgressa(4.8) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2010 "Popey just hates everywhere." - Chocolate Jesus, on my fear of Romanian organ-traffickers "Hooray for Dear Leader-Comrade-Generalissimo-Presidente-Lord Protector Popey!" - Lord Sipia, on my benevolent, iron-fisted rule "You're not Popeychops; you don't get to physics." - Moff, in response to a clumsy muon simile
RS Greo0 Squire
posted 05-29-09 08:54 PM
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Granted, but it has anchovies on it (I can't stand those)
I wish I had a non-rotten fish.
too many bad memories. I hate the name too. one new account off the production line
Womid Squire
posted 05-30-09 08:16 AM
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Granted, but it's staring at you with it's weird beady eyes. (it's enough to cause insanity....)
I wish that someone would come up with a wish that doesn't mention food in any way shape or form.
'I can resist everything except temptation' ~ Oscar Wilde
Popeychops "Cool" Huskarl
posted 05-30-09 02:46 PM
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Granted, it comes up in the language.
I wish for my leg to be not so numb.
Member of BlackForest Studios Co-creator of Silent Evil(4.6) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2009 (Most Fave'd Multiplayer Scenario) and TheSeasofEgressa(4.8) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2010 "Popey just hates everywhere." - Chocolate Jesus, on my fear of Romanian organ-traffickers "Hooray for Dear Leader-Comrade-Generalissimo-Presidente-Lord Protector Popey!" - Lord Sipia, on my benevolent, iron-fisted rule "You're not Popeychops; you don't get to physics." - Moff, in response to a clumsy muon simile
Nax Squire
(id: Ensemble_Nut)
posted 05-31-09 08:24 AM
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Ok - Your legs are amputated. I wish for eternal good looks.
Quote (anonymous) You are the smartest, yet dumbest person I've ever met.
LOST: Brain. Pretty small. Lost several years ago at birth. small reward.
Ilmarinen Squire
(id: Cilibinarii)
posted 05-31-09 08:53 AM
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Granted, you now look like one of the hottest mice that ever lived. Other mice, (of both genders!) jump on you as if you were a good ripened cheese.
I wish for being more careful with the wishes I wish for.
Granted, you kill this thr you are more careful, and angry corrupters get upset over how hard it is to corrupt your wishes and take it out on the rest of us: Greo develops 17 different mental diseases, Womid is forced to write a 100-page dissertation on the 'language,' Popey loses his arms as well, Ensemble is torn to pieces by his 102 mouse lovers, adn you kill yourself due to the immense load of guilt.
That...was fun...
I wish for more fun.
YoshiX100000~AoKH's Official Playtester of All Short, Funny Viking Cutscenes by Varied Equine Species, PhD-Emeritus-Magna-cum-Laude-Esq. Now in Fuschia!!
"I wish I knew what Yoshi's doing on the roof, especially in winter." ~Sissi "Yoshi lived up to his name and split into 100000." ~Rocking Doom
Nax Squire
(id: Ensemble_Nut)
posted 06-01-09 03:54 AM
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Hey, my mice-lovers are awesome! The only problem... they use their teeth. :/
Indeed, you have a tremendous amount of fun. Yet on your way down you get dangerously depressed and spend the rest of your days in a padded room. With no internet. I wish to be the best at everything and everyone love me for it.
Quote (anonymous) You are the smartest, yet dumbest person I've ever met.
LOST: Brain. Pretty small. Lost several years ago at birth. small reward.
Guthan Squire
posted 06-01-09 05:04 AM
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I wish to be the best at everything and everyone love me for it. -> People love what you do, but they hate you for your name, which eventually is their reason to kill you.
I wish for a new planet that I bought. People have to pay me to live there (And everyone wants to live their, cause it's a perfect world and not so expensive.)
Retired, old and senile.
Thread Destroyer of April 09 - Popeychops I was jealous of your guitars at first. Now I'm jealous of your awesome room. Jerk. :( And it's on a friggin towel? so you're WIPING YOURSELF DOWN WITH SEXY WOMEN AFTER SHOWERS?! WHAT KIND OF MONSTER OF AWESOME DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? - Aro
DunC Squire
(id: Evil_Cheese44221)
posted 06-01-09 06:10 AM
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Granted, but the planet you have received is Klendathu. You are torn to pieces and eaten by the Arachnid. Would you like to know more? Ah, Starship Troopers injokes
I wish Morgoth didn't tell me to come back and post here.
"It is my Duty. My Duty, as a complete, and utter bastard."~Arnold Judas Rimmer "The real revolution starts with learning. If you're not angry, then you're not paying attention" - Tim McIlath "We're All The PirateBay" ~~~~Evil_Cheese44221~~~~
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RS Greo0 Squire
posted 06-01-09 07:27 AM
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Granted, but then you don't post at ALL.
I wish I had a perfect fish.
too many bad memories. I hate the name too. one new account off the production line
Ilmarinen Squire
(id: Cilibinarii)
posted 06-01-09 08:26 AM
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Granted, you now own a perfect fish living in a river in South America who seems to be ignoring your owning him.
I wish for the 20.000th post count in the Splash Splash.
Granted, but your net suddenly broken just after you post. I wish I has no wish for now.
The Hour (of Judgment) is nigh, and the moon is cleft asunder. But if they see a Sign, they turn away, and say, "This is (but) transient magic." They reject (the warning) and follow their (own) lusts but every matter has its appointed time. (Al-Qamar: 1-3)
War is a quarrel between two thieves that too coward to fight each other, uses their money to recruit soldiers, give them arms and uniforms, and letting them killing each other like wild animals. - Carlyle
Popeychops "Cool" Huskarl
posted 06-01-09 12:06 PM
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Granted, but the poor grammar makes it ingrantable.
I wish for it to be less humid.
Member of BlackForest Studios Co-creator of Silent Evil(4.6) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2009 (Most Fave'd Multiplayer Scenario) and TheSeasofEgressa(4.8) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2010 "Popey just hates everywhere." - Chocolate Jesus, on my fear of Romanian organ-traffickers "Hooray for Dear Leader-Comrade-Generalissimo-Presidente-Lord Protector Popey!" - Lord Sipia, on my benevolent, iron-fisted rule "You're not Popeychops; you don't get to physics." - Moff, in response to a clumsy muon simile
MW Squire
(id: Medieval Warfare)
posted 06-01-09 02:24 PM
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Granted, but then your area turns into a vast desert and everyone suffers from water deprivation.
Granted. The teacher is out, then your class went wild.
I wish for 1250th post count here.
The Hour (of Judgment) is nigh, and the moon is cleft asunder. But if they see a Sign, they turn away, and say, "This is (but) transient magic." They reject (the warning) and follow their (own) lusts but every matter has its appointed time. (Al-Qamar: 1-3)
War is a quarrel between two thieves that too coward to fight each other, uses their money to recruit soldiers, give them arms and uniforms, and letting them killing each other like wild animals. - Carlyle
Nax Squire
(id: Ensemble_Nut)
posted 06-02-09 03:54 AM
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Granted, but you have to do a five combo post to get it, which inevitably ends with you getting a permaban. I wish for a longer... a longer...
life
Quote (anonymous) You are the smartest, yet dumbest person I've ever met.
LOST: Brain. Pretty small. Lost several years ago at birth. small reward.
Los Templiero Squire
posted 06-02-09 06:42 AM
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Granted. You must make an elixir that needs stuffs from around the world (like a Templar's dog's skull, three pounds of third-grade Moluccan nutmegs, an antelope's large intestine, two hundred tablespoons of human blood, etc), that you were died when all the ingredients were collected.
I wish I have the tech to say that now Aro is taking a bath.
The Hour (of Judgment) is nigh, and the moon is cleft asunder. But if they see a Sign, they turn away, and say, "This is (but) transient magic." They reject (the warning) and follow their (own) lusts but every matter has its appointed time. (Al-Qamar: 1-3)
War is a quarrel between two thieves that too coward to fight each other, uses their money to recruit soldiers, give them arms and uniforms, and letting them killing each other like wild animals. - Carlyle
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Ilmarinen Squire
(id: Cilibinarii)
posted 06-02-09 09:07 AM
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Granted. The side effect is that he can also see you watch...
I wish for a mug (that doesnt get removed in WHATEVER way; theft/lost/exploded et cetera, and which also doesnt get deactived by what/whoever and with which I will live at least till my 80th birthday) full of 2 euro coins and everytime a coin falls out of it, its replaced by a new one, meaning I have an infinite waterfall of 2 euro coins.
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Los Templiero Squire
posted 06-02-09 09:48 AM
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Granted. You will always have counterfeit 2 Euro coins popping from your mug.
I wish I'm an assassin.
The Hour (of Judgment) is nigh, and the moon is cleft asunder. But if they see a Sign, they turn away, and say, "This is (but) transient magic." They reject (the warning) and follow their (own) lusts but every matter has its appointed time. (Al-Qamar: 1-3)
War is a quarrel between two thieves that too coward to fight each other, uses their money to recruit soldiers, give them arms and uniforms, and letting them killing each other like wild animals. - Carlyle
Ilmarinen Squire
(id: Cilibinarii)
posted 06-02-09 10:11 AM
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Granted, its not like you get any jobs, though.
I wish for a mug (that doesnt get removed in WHATEVER way; theft/lost/exploded et cetera, and which also doesnt get deactived by what/whoever and with which I will live at least till my 80th birthday AND which doesnt bring COUNTERFEIT 2 euros) full of 2 euro coins and everytime a coin falls out of it, its replaced by a new one, meaning I have an infinite waterfall of 2 euro coins.
The Hour (of Judgment) is nigh, and the moon is cleft asunder. But if they see a Sign, they turn away, and say, "This is (but) transient magic." They reject (the warning) and follow their (own) lusts but every matter has its appointed time. (Al-Qamar: 1-3)
War is a quarrel between two thieves that too coward to fight each other, uses their money to recruit soldiers, give them arms and uniforms, and letting them killing each other like wild animals. - Carlyle