Well, I keep a loaded airsoft gun on two of my desks, (including this one) and I usually have one in my pocket as well, but I don't right now. And yes, they can seriously damage eyes.
Other than that, I have a one liter fire extinguisher, as well as a giant two liter fire extiguisher, which is more than heavy enough to use as a club.
Of course I also have scissors, and a glass cup... and a flashlight... and goggles for use with airsoft gun... and tons of CDs and papers, popcans, and computer accesories.
But better than all of that, I have four bro's and Dad, who can come over with airsoft guns, or real gun's depending on the situation. (It is nice living in the country.)
The reason for the airsoft gun is that we have been attacked by friends with airsoft before, fortuanatly we came out the victors by stealing their jeep, but I can relate that story later.
So yeah, other than that a role of tape, unfortuanatly I don't have the ultimate weapon of home defense within reach. (Duck tape)
The Huskarl
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