Once upon a time in a country called australia there was a boy of the age of 14. With his teen hormone thingys raging he started to feel himself up, he decided to call this feeling: Wanking. Now this boy has tried to stop Wanking for a long time now, he started wanking in year 5, he is now in year 8 and has a girlfriend, he wants to stop for her but he finds it very difficult to quit since it is pleasurable he wants to quit because his girlfriend and its very messy.
And thats when this boy came here and decided to ask everyone here for help
So, suggestions on how this boy should quit?
So, again Devestator shut the f*ck up, for your own good, and for mine aswell. If you think im a noob, continue with that, but do not tell that noobstuff to the others, because there's people who do not give a flying f*ck about you, komprenas? SHUT THE F*CK UP, AND REMAIN SILENT stupid pervert. - NertyOX
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Aro AoKH Dictator
posted 10-22-10 10:37 AM
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126 / 145
Suck up. I was around when Aro was actually making that music, yo. Ah, the good old days... *reminisces*
Then my follow-up masterpiece was given the ol' "I liked the old stuff better". You just can't seem to please the fanbase!
Is it really necessary to be discussing the "unmentionables" of the internet? After all, this is supposed to be a family forum...
*a young adult forum.
It's impossible to have a family forum these days on anything but a Miley Cyrus fan board, which I visit routinely. Not that I approve of the internet unmentionables being mentioned.
(At least nobody mentioned Codpiece Theater. Man, that show's nuts! I.e. consists entirely of nuts. Stars Brendan Frasier's scrotum. If you thought the Cryptkeeper was ugly, you haven't seen nothin'.)
» Your attractive master. »"Because I before E is a LIE!!!"
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Rocking doom Squire
posted 10-23-10 03:56 AM
CT (US)
127 / 145
This thread has made me lonely, sad, happy, and itchy in all the wrong places.
Heaven is only what we aspire to
Everything has a reason
The purpose of life is Karm (Work), Without Work, Our lives are but purposeless- Hindu belief
Evil Tailor Squire
(id: Other White Meat)
posted 10-23-10 08:58 AM
CT (US)
128 / 145
Like your rectum, nipples, scrotum and urethra, respectively?
"While I'm profaning I might as well do the whole f*cking thing." -- Christopher Hitchens http://soundcloud.com/adult-entertainment - Intriguing music! Made by me! (It's excellent!)
Gwame Squire
posted 10-23-10 04:48 PM
CT (US)
129 / 145
then my follow-up masterpiece was given the ol' "I liked the old stuff better". You just can't seem to please the fanbase!
You sold out and went commercial. Stay indie. I mean, Chile miners are great and everything, but I preferred them when they were underground.
Is it really necessary to be discussing the "unmentionables" of the internet? After all, this is supposed to be a family forum...
It's your house, but I don't feel it's that bad. Everything discussed is clearly being described as what it is. It's not like we're tricking people into looking at goatse. Anyone searching for this stuff knows exactly what he's getting himself into.
I almost shouted WHAT THE **** IS THAT!? at those pics.
whatever wingwun wants Squire
(id: Pears)
posted 10-23-10 11:38 PM
CT (US)
132 / 145
This thread has made me lonely, sad, happy, and itchy in all the wrong places.
Condoms dont work with that,
This thread has officially become a trolls paradise, just like i intended
everybody just well done im so proud of you all
I have nothing left to ever say in this thread except
LOL
PS I love you guys
PSS Turtle, Archive this before it gets closed please
PSSS Close please
So, again Devestator shut the f*ck up, for your own good, and for mine aswell. If you think im a noob, continue with that, but do not tell that noobstuff to the others, because there's people who do not give a flying f*ck about you, komprenas? SHUT THE F*CK UP, AND REMAIN SILENT stupid pervert. - NertyOX
MawBTS I ONCE PUT AN ENTIRE ORANGE INTO MY MOUTH
(id: Bart Pimpson)
posted 10-24-10 01:18 AM
CT (US)
133 / 145
I almost shouted WHAT THE **** IS THAT!? at those pics.
On the surface, it's pictures of skinny dudes wearing plaid, hoodies, and granny glasses.
Under the surface, it's a scathing criticism of a subculture of young people who all think they're edgy and unique, and all of whom have come up with the exact same freaking ideas.
Everything discussed is clearly being described as what it is. It's not like we're tricking people into looking at goatse. Anyone searching for this stuff knows exactly what he's getting himself into.
Fair enough. I just wanted to remind you guys that there's a chance some young folk could read those "things" and go searching for them out of naive curiousity. But you're right, they've been warned that it's pretty crazy stuff (for lack of a better phrase).
- ک
Ladies and Gentlemen, wear sunscreen. If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be IT. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience.
This message has been brought to you by procrastination and the letters K and V.
Aro AoKH Dictator
posted 10-25-10 11:18 AM
CT (US)
136 / 145
just like i intended
You totally intended that. Totally. We were pawns to your surreal scheme to dupe us into giving you advice on your confused adolescence love life that would make any normal teenager feel the kind of regret that their mother had after they didn't go ahead with an abortion.
You so smooth, son. So smooth.
» Your attractive master. »"Because I before E is a LIE!!!"
Espadachim Squire
posted 10-26-10 08:38 PM
CT (US)
137 / 145
This thread is...
bizarre.
Aro AoKH Dictator
posted 10-28-10 03:05 PM
CT (US)
138 / 145
This thread is...
bizarre.
QUIT BUMPING THE THREAD!!
Also, make a new one about something. Excessive thread bumping is the result of a lack of new discussions to participate in. Hurry up and do it!
» Your attractive master. »"Because I before E is a LIE!!!"
Hell Sinky Squire
(id: Commander Scipio)
posted 11-24-10 05:20 PM
CT (US)
139 / 145
Isn't the age requirement for Heaven forums like 13? Why is this allowed? I'm feeling uncomfortable reading this sh*t.
"Scipio is more charismatic than you are." -Rocking Doom "Scipio ... narcissistic ... overly arrogant cuckold ... noble souls and gentlemen, ... spare a second ... basic and ennui existence ... feeble pleasure ... his life more bearable ... monotony of stoic reality." *-Scud "SCIPIO YOU SUN BITCH" -TOAO_Roland
RON PAUL 2016 Squire
(id: Turty)
posted 11-24-10 05:27 PM
CT (US)
140 / 145
Why is this allowed?
Because the age limit is 13.
That said, if you don't like the topic, don't bump month-old threads about said topic.
Hell Sinky Squire
(id: Commander Scipio)
posted 11-24-10 06:25 PM
CT (US)
141 / 145
Yea I realized that now... Oh well.
"Scipio is more charismatic than you are." -Rocking Doom "Scipio ... narcissistic ... overly arrogant cuckold ... noble souls and gentlemen, ... spare a second ... basic and ennui existence ... feeble pleasure ... his life more bearable ... monotony of stoic reality." *-Scud "SCIPIO YOU SUN BITCH" -TOAO_Roland
whatever wingwun wants Squire
(id: Pears)
posted 12-03-10 09:06 PM
CT (US)
142 / 145
I have officially cut down to only once a week now! Come on everyone... imagine it
So, again Devestator shut the f*ck up, for your own good, and for mine aswell. If you think im a noob, continue with that, but do not tell that noobstuff to the others, because there's people who do not give a flying f*ck about you, komprenas? SHUT THE F*CK UP, AND REMAIN SILENT stupid pervert. - NertyOX
WinstonShnozwick Squire
posted 12-03-10 09:11 PM
CT (US)
143 / 145
.. I dont want to imagine you.... *puke*
although i'm impressed that you had the dignity or lack thereof to make a topic about your masturbation problems *puke*
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whatever wingwun wants Squire
(id: Pears)
posted 12-03-10 09:21 PM
CT (US)
144 / 145
Imagine it.
So, again Devestator shut the f*ck up, for your own good, and for mine aswell. If you think im a noob, continue with that, but do not tell that noobstuff to the others, because there's people who do not give a flying f*ck about you, komprenas? SHUT THE F*CK UP, AND REMAIN SILENT stupid pervert. - NertyOX
MawBTS I ONCE PUT AN ENTIRE ORANGE INTO MY MOUTH
(id: Bart Pimpson)
posted 12-04-10 05:33 AM
CT (US)
145 / 145
I have officially cut down to only once a week now! Come on everyone... imagine it
So, this thread was a success? Wow.
It's like if Don Quixote tilted at a windmill one too many times and the windmill said "okay, you win."