As much as my reputation precedes me, I've never polluted this forum with a truly worthless post that has a clear, malicious intent. I think it's time for a change, and for Aro to become the new MayanK (and the old MayanK to become the new Watson).
So... you all suck. And you can, you know, bite me. Right on my ASS. The fattest part of it, even, which I'd say is the central right buttcheek. Although I may have to go to the bathroom mirror to verify that. Hold on...
OK, verified.
So what is everyone's thoughts on that? Are you all pissed off, that, you know, I told you to bite my fat ass? And said you all suck? Huh? Cuz I'd be pretty pissed off. Unleash your anger. LET ME FEED ON IT. COME ON.
» Your attractive master. »"Because I before E is a LIE!!!"
*bites Aro right on the ass, and frickin' hard too*
Ha! Who's laughing now, eh? Eh?
MSN?? Have I gone back in time to 2004 or so?
I have MSN and I wasn't even born in 2004. Oh, and by wasn't even born, I mean I had never tried fig soup. And by never tried fig soup, I mean... you know... that gay thing. No wait... that's not what I mean at all. Oh heck, I don't have a clue what I'm on about...
Gwame Squire
posted 02-02-12 06:58 PM
CT (US)
6 / 30
Nothing ever changes eh? I come back for a bit and Morgoth is still berating Aro about MSN.
ax_man1 Squire
posted 02-02-12 07:17 PM
CT (US)
7 / 30
You seem upset, Aro. Tell us your issues so we can ignore them. Did you find out a horrible truth about your online girlfriend, like, she's a G.I.R.L., or something?
And who still uses MSN messenger? I thought it died out when Facebook introduced its own chat system.
ax_man1
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Major Helper AoKH Survivor, Mr. White Teeth
posted 02-02-12 07:20 PM
CT (US)
8 / 30
I use MSN since I refuse to use FB
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ax_man1 Squire
posted 02-02-12 08:01 PM
CT (US)
9 / 30
Aro, since you're upset, here's a video to cheer you up:
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ax_man1
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Hell Sinky Squire
(id: Commander Scipio)
posted 02-02-12 08:20 PM
CT (US)
10 / 30
I guess this is what happens to ex-dictators or something...
"Scipio is more charismatic than you are." -Rocking Doom "Scipio ... narcissistic ... overly arrogant cuckold ... noble souls and gentlemen, ... spare a second ... basic and ennui existence ... feeble pleasure ... his life more bearable ... monotony of stoic reality." *-Scud "SCIPIO YOU SUN BITCH" -TOAO_Roland
ax_man1 Squire
posted 02-02-12 08:33 PM
CT (US)
11 / 30
It happened years ago. Aro's only now snapped enough to where he'll post it openly online.
I mean, he wants to be Mayank, for godssake. Even I would never wish such a fate on him, but he brings it onto himself.
ax_man1
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Francis de Talking France Squire
(id: Watson)
posted 02-03-12 02:54 AM
CT (US)
14 / 30
But.. What's then to become of Watson?
Umm... he can be the new ax_man1. And the real ax_man1 can register a new account.
... I mean, this is beside the point though.
Aro's theory is irregular. Aro will be the old Mayank, and the old Mayank will be the new Watson. The old Watson will continue slowly strangling you though.
No! Watson doesn't care about his Post Count, but I do! I don't want to be Watson! But if Aro wants to become me, which also makes him the most hated forummer instantly, I have no qualms at all.
MawBTS I ONCE PUT AN ENTIRE ORANGE INTO MY MOUTH
(id: Bart Pimpson)
I don't use it no mo'. I've found other, better things... like work... and pornography. And working on pornography!
Although I do miss talking to you. You always said the funniest little things. Like "hi".
Nothing ever changes eh? I come back for a bit and Morgoth is still berating Aro about MSN.
Next thing you know, he'll be asking why I'm not listening to the bands he recommends and giving my wildly critical opinions on them.
Morgoth, if you still make music, those are things I will be happy to give my wildly critical opinions on, cuz you're like, talented.
Ha! Who's laughing now, eh? Eh?
Certainly not my ass. I don't imagine it could laugh though.
... did you just bite my ass? Really? I didn't mean it. I didn't expect anybody to bite my ass. Why would you bite my ass? What the friggin' hell, man? What's your deal? Should I be concerned? What's with the concept of being "concerned" anyway? Where the hell am I? Who am I? Morgoth, WHY DO YOU KEEP STARING AT ME?!
You seem upset, Aro. Tell us your issues so we can ignore them. Did you find out a horrible truth about your online girlfriend, like, she's a G.I.R.L., or something?
I found out my online boyfriend was actually a girl. That, of course, prompted me to come on here and vent, being mean to everybody in the process.
Me and my online boyfriend have since kissed and made up. We promised eachother to keep pretending. (Love you Faddy. )
I guess this is what happens to ex-dictators or something...
It's not like this is uncommon. Look at what happened to Kim Jong-I-... er... Gadaff-... oh right... ummm... Bill Clinton!
Aro's theory is irregular. Aro will be the old Mayank, and the old Mayank will be the new Watson. The old Watson will continue slowly strangling you though.
It's about as regular as my period, son.
(Which happens at the end of each sentence. Or... or does it?!)
But if Aro wants to become me, which also makes him the most hated forummer instantly, I have no qualms at all.
My first task: shut down the DoFH Census, because REALLY? Like it's that hard to keep track of two friggin' people. One of them being the Seraph.
» Your attractive master. »"Because I before E is a LIE!!!"
[This message has been edited by Aro (edited 02-03-2012 @ 10:48 AM).]
morgoth bauglir Squire
posted 02-03-12 12:46 PM
CT (US)
19 / 30
Morgoth, if you still make music, those are things I will be happy to give my wildly critical opinions on, cuz you're like, talented.
Why can't the mods just implement code so that every time Stroke posts, his post comes up as, "I'm an annoying little fluffy bunny rabbit!"
ax_man1
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Aro AoKH Dictator
posted 02-03-12 10:48 PM
CT (US)
25 / 30
Just kidding I love you man
You'd be my bitch, baby. Or vice-versa. We'll see who drinks more that night and has the courage to be dominant.
Why can't the mods just implement code so that every time Stroke posts, his post comes up as, "I'm an annoying little fluffy bunny rabbit!"
This is why I want to be MayanK! Look at all of that attention! In the meantime, I gotta make due with Faddy being the only one who even bothers calling me names...
» Your attractive master. »"Because I before E is a LIE!!!"
[This message has been edited by Aro (edited 02-03-2012 @ 10:48 PM).]