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DementoKing
Squire
(id: TitanKing)
posted 01-26-13 06:00 PM CT (US)         
I regret this thread.

Jesus HATES you.

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I have 2500 in the fastest splash splash ever. Suck it

[This message has been edited by DementoKing (edited 10-02-2014 @ 03:07 PM).]

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Uchuu Senkan Yamoffo
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 01-07-15 06:47 AM CT (US)     776 / 1351       

Equestrian science
We do what we must
Because we can
For the good of all of us
Especially Sippycup...

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Lord Sipia
Knight
posted 01-07-15 10:10 AM CT (US)     777 / 1351       
Fantastic. Can you also figure out how far the average human could kick them? >_>

"You can't open up the story of my life and just go to page 738 and think you know me."
--Arin "Egoraptor" Hanson (on judging people by their Google search history)

"It's hard to have an existential crisis when everything is so pretty."
--Dan "Danny Sexbang" Avidan
Uchuu Senkan Yamoffo
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 01-07-15 10:37 AM CT (US)     778 / 1351       
Unfortunately, no. They are magical ponies and so that will throw off any calculations.

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Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
"Moff's anime diatribes/photos are infinitely less annoying than legion's communism, so I don't complain." - Azzie, proving that cute girls driving tanks >> Left-wing ideology
Lilthbehr
Squire
(id: Lildbehr)
posted 01-18-15 05:59 AM CT (US)     779 / 1351       
I just read this comic. It's hilarious, though not finished yet.

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Popeychops
"Cool" Huskarl
posted 01-18-15 06:15 AM CT (US)     780 / 1351       
I thought we were just letting this thread die... *sigh*

Whenever someone makes a new post I have to check it to make sure they're not posting clop.

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posted 01-18-15 06:46 AM CT (US)     781 / 1351       
*nods in agreement*


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Uchuu Senkan Yamoffo
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 01-18-15 06:53 AM CT (US)     782 / 1351       
You thought wrong.

Also...


DAYUM TWILIGHT U SCARY

Also, I see much Sipia in the dark-haired one.

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Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
"Moff's anime diatribes/photos are infinitely less annoying than legion's communism, so I don't complain." - Azzie, proving that cute girls driving tanks >> Left-wing ideology
Lord Sipia
Knight
posted 01-18-15 07:25 AM CT (US)     783 / 1351       
Except I don't go to conventions, being the autistic, antisocial introvert I am.

"You can't open up the story of my life and just go to page 738 and think you know me."
--Arin "Egoraptor" Hanson (on judging people by their Google search history)

"It's hard to have an existential crisis when everything is so pretty."
--Dan "Danny Sexbang" Avidan
Uchuu Senkan Yamoffo
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 01-18-15 07:45 AM CT (US)     784 / 1351       
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RtPuuOFdjo

Hehehe.

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Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
"Moff's anime diatribes/photos are infinitely less annoying than legion's communism, so I don't complain." - Azzie, proving that cute girls driving tanks >> Left-wing ideology
RedHandedJill
Cardinal Sinner
posted 01-18-15 03:22 PM CT (US)     785 / 1351       
I never though I'd venture into here but I saw this Moff and thought of you. Enjoy.


"Then ready yourself Peter Pan, for I am Red Handed Jill"
Uchuu Senkan Yamoffo
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 01-18-15 03:24 PM CT (US)     786 / 1351       
I am.

Thank you.

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Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
"Moff's anime diatribes/photos are infinitely less annoying than legion's communism, so I don't complain." - Azzie, proving that cute girls driving tanks >> Left-wing ideology
Uchuu Senkan Yamoffo
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 01-19-15 04:09 PM CT (US)     787 / 1351       

That's too damned adorable not to share.

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Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
"Moff's anime diatribes/photos are infinitely less annoying than legion's communism, so I don't complain." - Azzie, proving that cute girls driving tanks >> Left-wing ideology
Lord Sipia
Knight
posted 01-21-15 08:01 AM CT (US)     788 / 1351       
So today on the way home, I heard a radio news flash that contained the words "My Little Pony blowup dolls". My mind blocked out my sense of hearing shortly afterwards as a self-defense mechanism, so I don't know the details, but I distinctly recall the words "sex game".

Why.

"You can't open up the story of my life and just go to page 738 and think you know me."
--Arin "Egoraptor" Hanson (on judging people by their Google search history)

"It's hard to have an existential crisis when everything is so pretty."
--Dan "Danny Sexbang" Avidan
Popeychops
"Cool" Huskarl
posted 01-21-15 08:13 AM CT (US)     789 / 1351       
Christ almighty save us

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and The Seas of Egressa (4.8) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2010
"Popey just hates everywhere." - Chocolate Jesus, on my fear of Romanian organ-traffickers
"Hooray for Dear Leader-Comrade-Generalissimo-Presidente-Lord Protector Popey!" - Lord Sipia, on my benevolent, iron-fisted rule
"You're not Popeychops; you don't get to physics." - Moff, in response to a clumsy muon simile
Uchuu Senkan Yamoffo
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 01-21-15 09:54 AM CT (US)     790 / 1351       
...The real question is WHY WAS THAT ON YOUR RADIO?!

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Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
"Moff's anime diatribes/photos are infinitely less annoying than legion's communism, so I don't complain." - Azzie, proving that cute girls driving tanks >> Left-wing ideology
Lord Sipia
Knight
posted 01-21-15 09:58 AM CT (US)     791 / 1351       
Because media swarm scandalous things, Moff. It's like a train wreck. You want to stop looking, but you cannot.

"You can't open up the story of my life and just go to page 738 and think you know me."
--Arin "Egoraptor" Hanson (on judging people by their Google search history)

"It's hard to have an existential crisis when everything is so pretty."
--Dan "Danny Sexbang" Avidan
Uchuu Senkan Yamoffo
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 01-21-15 10:01 AM CT (US)     792 / 1351       
...How boring is it in the Netherlands where the media has nothing to report on except Pony sex dolls (BTW, that is an utterly repellant concept )?

...Or is there an outbreak of this fetish due to the wanton pot consumption? If so, I will have to reverse my position on legalization.

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Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
"Moff's anime diatribes/photos are infinitely less annoying than legion's communism, so I don't complain." - Azzie, proving that cute girls driving tanks >> Left-wing ideology
Lord Sipia
Knight
posted 01-21-15 10:14 AM CT (US)     793 / 1351       
You have to understand that radio stations around here don't bother with relevant news, and more with things that draw attention, like... this.

They're basically tabloids in sound form.

"You can't open up the story of my life and just go to page 738 and think you know me."
--Arin "Egoraptor" Hanson (on judging people by their Google search history)

"It's hard to have an existential crisis when everything is so pretty."
--Dan "Danny Sexbang" Avidan

[This message has been edited by Lord Sipia (edited 01-21-2015 @ 10:14 AM).]

Uchuu Senkan Yamoffo
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 01-21-15 10:53 AM CT (US)     794 / 1351       
Well, how boring are your celebrities and politicians, then?

Yeesh, maybe I don't want to reunite New York and the Netherlands. <_<

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Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
"Moff's anime diatribes/photos are infinitely less annoying than legion's communism, so I don't complain." - Azzie, proving that cute girls driving tanks >> Left-wing ideology
Lord Sipia
Knight
posted 01-21-15 11:02 AM CT (US)     795 / 1351       
The result of only having around 17 million people in the country is that there's much less celebrities to talk about. They can only do so many dumb things at a time. And as for politics, the only thing worth talking about is that all government funding for college tuition is going out the window (which is terrible, btw)... And they already talked about that.

But again, our radio stations (or at the very least this one) are more about shock and awe than actually useful information. We have newspapers and TV for that.

"You can't open up the story of my life and just go to page 738 and think you know me."
--Arin "Egoraptor" Hanson (on judging people by their Google search history)

"It's hard to have an existential crisis when everything is so pretty."
--Dan "Danny Sexbang" Avidan
Uchuu Senkan Yamoffo
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 01-21-15 11:52 AM CT (US)     796 / 1351       
Obviously, we need something to obliterate this terrible memory. I suggest this:




Or this:
(Last frame is an actual screencap from the show)

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Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
"Moff's anime diatribes/photos are infinitely less annoying than legion's communism, so I don't complain." - Azzie, proving that cute girls driving tanks >> Left-wing ideology
Uchuu Senkan Yamoffo
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 01-22-15 06:56 AM CT (US)     797 / 1351       

God dammit, Rainbow...

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Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
"Moff's anime diatribes/photos are infinitely less annoying than legion's communism, so I don't complain." - Azzie, proving that cute girls driving tanks >> Left-wing ideology
John the Late
Knight
posted 01-22-15 10:06 PM CT (US)     798 / 1351       
he result of only having around 17 million people in the country is that there's much less celebrities to talk about. They can only do so many dumb things at a time. And as for politics, the only thing worth talking about is that all government funding for college tuition is going out the window (which is terrible, btw)... And they already talked about that.

But again, our radio stations (or at the very least this one) are more about shock and awe than actually useful information. We have newspapers and TV for that.
Well one must still say that the US celebrities are incredibly good at doing dumb things and getting attention with their dumb actions.

Shock and awe... when I read that the last time, it was about military, lol.
Uchuu Senkan Yamoffo
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 01-23-15 05:45 AM CT (US)     799 / 1351       
We just have lots of them. The only two Dutch celebrities I can think of are Jeroen Krabbe (Bond villain, The Living Daylights) and... Ome Henk.

The rest usually go somewhere else, like Paul Verhoeven.

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Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
"Moff's anime diatribes/photos are infinitely less annoying than legion's communism, so I don't complain." - Azzie, proving that cute girls driving tanks >> Left-wing ideology
Lord Sipia
Knight
posted 01-23-15 06:39 AM CT (US)     800 / 1351       
and... Ome Henk.
Oh lord almighty please no

I'm absolutely not interested in Dutch celebrities. Most of them are either:

A. One-shot wonders who have long since overstayed their welcome;

B. Pop musicians who only seem to get worse over time and are all going to be judges in some singing contest sooner or later;

C. "Funny" comedians whose main act consists of doing over-the-top impressions;

D. A combination of all that.

Well, some of type C actually are funny and/or clever from time to time, but not usually.

At any rate, we're derailing this thread, and that's what this thread is supposed to prevent in the first place, so I'll leave it there.

"You can't open up the story of my life and just go to page 738 and think you know me."
--Arin "Egoraptor" Hanson (on judging people by their Google search history)

"It's hard to have an existential crisis when everything is so pretty."
--Dan "Danny Sexbang" Avidan
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